History Funny / TeamFourStar

* The commentary for Episodes 4-5 start with them noting the series would likely be much shorter if Vegeta had joined them, along with the series having a much higher body count.

* Most of the reactions from Kaiser and Lani while watching Episode 6 range from them [[HurricaneOfPuns constantly making bee puns]] when the bee-like aliens appear or Kaiser {{squee}}ing at [[CutenessProximity the very adorable designs of the baby bees]].
** The commentary starts with Kaiser shouting in shock that it's the episode where Trunks has to crossdress, where he excitedly shouts [[Recap/DragonBallZAbridgedM11 "Princess Trunks!"]]

** Both Lani and Kaiser comment on how GT Trunks being DisguisedInDrag is actually kind of funny, and Trunks' disheveled look when he loses his disguise (Kaiser calling it "Messy Slut Trunks") should be a costume in ''Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero''. The reveal of Trunks losing his disguise when he meets with Zoonama similarly gets a brief laugh out of the two when it turns out that despite Zoonama being initially upset for being tricked, he still finds Trunks cute.

'''Lani:''' [[WebAnimation/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged "Even better!"]]

* Episodes 17-19

'''Kaiser:''' ''(gives the camera a downright offended AsideGlace)''\\

* Any time that Lani or Kaiser start singing the "Step Into the Grand Tour" ThemeTuneRap. During a cutaway, while the two are watching the dub, Lani is jiving to it, asking "how can you not love this?" Kaiser simply answers with "shall I count the ways?" A small portion of the rap is used for the opening title card of the commentary after the cold open.
* Lani and Kaiser recount how the plot is kicked off by the Black Star Dragon Balls (a set of the titular MacGuffin that have always existed but were never mentioned up until now) spreading throughout the galaxy after Pilaf inadvertently makes a wish on them, and if they aren't brought back to Earth in a year, the planet will blow up. Kaiser and Lani voice their frustrations of why the cast don't just [[StatingTheSimpleSolution collect the regular Earth Dragon Balls and wish them back to Earth]]. In the brief cutaway to their live reactions, they ask the same question, only for Lani to answer that [[MST3KMantra "they wouldn't have a show."]]

* The commentary for Episodes 4-5 start with them noting the series would likely be much shorter if Vegeta had joined them, along with the series having a much bigger body count.
** Kaiser and Lani continually note how often Goku, Pan, and Trunks [[ForgotAboutHisPowers forget they can just fly]] and them flying away could solve so many problems.
** One cutaway shows Don Kia, the episode's VillainOfTheWeek, keeping people under his employ by him calculating their debts, complete with him holding a calculator in front of them. Lani notes if they'd done anything with that scene, he knows Kaiser would have [[CalculatorSpelling made the calculator spell "boobies."]] Kaiser notes he's not that predictable... [[HypocriticalHumor but then thinks it'd be funny if he edited it by flipping the calculator upside-down to have Don Kia note that the calculations do spell "boobies."]]

** During the review of episode 7 they comment that Goku or Pan absolutely took a picture of "Princess Trunks" and sent it to Vegeta.
** Both Lani and Kaiser comment on how GT Trunks being DisguisedInDrag is actually kind of funny, and Trunks' disheveled look when he loses his disguise (Kaiser calling it "Messy Slut Trunks") should be a costume in ''Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero''. The reveal of Trunks losing his disguise when he meets with Zoonama similarly gets a brief laugh out of the two when it turns out that despite Zoonama initially upset for being tricked, he still finds Trunks cute.

** Kaiser and Lani joke about how forgettable Mutchi (or as they call him, "the whip guy") is as a villain, despite being set up as the big bad of the arc in the previous episode with a dramatic reveal, [[TheBigBadShuffle only to be immediately sidelined for another villain]]. The lack of impression he leaves is so potent that after Trunks scores a free ki blast on him, [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse Lani realizes that he never shows up after that attack]] and the writers unceremoniously killed him off.

--->'''Kaiser:''' ''(sardonically) Dragon Ball: GT'', y'all. Y'all, ''Dragon Ball: GT''.\\

* The scene starts off like a Toonami ad for ''Manga/DrStone'', though it comes off like a trailer for a TFS abridged special which makes Senku an EruditeStoner. When Yuzuhira comes upon a petrified person, Senku utters "[[CatchPhrase Don't worry, I'll get their rocks off.]]" It's revealed that the whole trailer was played before a group of executives, and they're just glad that the show hasn't aired yet. One of them asks why they can't just dub the original Dr. Stone. If they wanted to watch it, they'd already find a fan translation. With that, the ExecutiveMeddling begins.

* The commentary for Episodes 12-14 start with the two giving defeated and weary looks as they then note [[ThisIsGonnaSuck they're now gonna have to talk about it]]. Kaiser in particular sinks into the couch and stares at the office ceiling with a look that can only be described as "internal screaming."
** Kaiser and Lani joke about how forgettable Mutchi (or as they call him, "the whip guy") is as a villain, despite being set up as the big bad of the arc. The lack of impression he leaves is so potent that after Trunks scores a free ki blast on him, Lani realizes that he never shows up after that attack and the writers unceremoniously killed him off.

-->'''Ant''': "There is nothing wrong with black chicks, goddammit!"
-->''Everyone bursts into laughter''\\
'''Lani''': (''still laughing'') "We never said that."\\
'''Gan''': "It's okay. Rochelle likes Music/DepecheMode, apparently."\\
'''Kaiser''': "So, she likes gay bands?"\\
''{{Beat}}''
-->'''Ant''': "Only the band is gay, first of all!"
-->''Again, everyone bursts into laughter''\\
'''Ant''': "The singer is straight as an arrow!"\\
'''Kaiser''': "Come on! We're talking about fucking [[PunctuatedForEmphasis De! Pesche! MODE!]]"\\
'''Ant''': "''Enjoy The Silence'' was a good song!"\\
'''Lani''': "Ah, [[{{Foreshadowing}} this is gonna be fun]]."

--> '''Ant:''' Why are we not allowed to use the phone as a weapon?

-->'''Ant''': Ladies, there is enough Rochelle for everyone.
-->'''Kaiser''': Wow, that is some [[NightmareFetishist hot lesbian zombie action]].
-->'''Ant''': That's the best [[GirlOnGirlIsHot lesbian action]] there is.
-->'''Lani''': Rochelle has aroused the Witch.

-->'''Taka:''' ANTFISH! TAKE A QUESTION YOU DELICIOUS BASTARD!
-->'''Antfish:''' ...Thank you for acknowledging I'm delicious.

-->'''Lani:''' (deadpan) Meow neko neko desune.
-->'''Taka:''' You merely adopted the furry.
-->'''Lani:''' (imitating Bane's voice) You merely adopted the furry. I was born into it. I did nothing but yiff 'til I was a man.

--->'''Con-goer:''' Why do you do what you do?
--->'''Kaiser:''' I just ''really'' like guys.

--->'''Taka:''' (As Imperfect Cell) Oh god, get me my Imperfect Cell lines, I'm good to go.\\

* Any time that Lani or Kaiser start singing the "Step Into the Grand Tour" ThemeTuneRap. During a cutaway, while the two are watching the dub, Lani is jiving to it, asking "how can you not love this?" Kaiser simply answers with "shall I count the ways?"
* Lani and Kaiser recount how the plot is kicked off by the Black Star Dragon Balls (a set of the titular MacGuffin that have always existed but never came up until now) spreading throughout the galaxy after Pilaf inadvertently makes a wish on them, and if they aren't brought back to Earth in a year, the planet will blow up. Kaiser and Lani voice their frustrations of why the cast simply just doesn't [[StatingTheSimpleSolution collect the regular Earth Dragon Balls and wish them back to Earth]]. In the brief cutaway to their live reactions, they ask the same question, only for Lani to answer that [[MST3KMantra "they wouldn't have a show."]]
** The commentary on the Goku kidnapped B-Plot and the utterly unconcerned reactions of everyone who the criminals try to get a ransom out of, Bulma just thinks Goku got lost and tells him to come back before hanging up on the crooks. Their effort to coerce Vegeta has even less luck as Lani does a snicker worthy rendition of how Abridged Vegeta would have reacted, "Why would I even want him?"

** One cutaway shows Don Kia, the episode's VillainOfTheWeek, keeping people under his employ by him calculating their debts, complete with him holding a calculator in front of them. Lani notes if they'd done anything with that scene, he knows Kaiser would have [[CalculatorSpelling made the calculator spell "boobies."]] Kaiser notes he's not that predictable... [[HypocriticalHumor but then thinks it'd be funny if he edited it by flipping the calculator upside-down to have him note that the calculations do spell "boobies."]]

** During a cutaway showing the end of Episode 7, Lani incredulously questions how the Episode is a two-parter.

** The end of the Episode 6-8 review has Lani dreading how the next few episodes are going to plummet in quality, as the next {{Arc Villain}}s are the Para Para Brothers. The editor overlays the segment and music from ''Father of Goku Abridged'' with the Para Para Brothers to cap the review off. Lani ends the episode review with [[HeadDesk a defeated sigh and dropping his head on the table]] while Kaiser snickers in joy.

* Any time that Lani or Kaiser start singing the "Step Into the Grant Tour" ThemeTuneRap. During a cutaway, while the two are watching the dub, Lani is jiving to it, asking "how can you not love this?" Kaiser simply answers with "shall I count the ways?"

* Kaiser and Lani continually note how often Goku, Pan, and Trunks [[ForgotAboutHisPowers forget they can just fly]] and them flying away could solve so many problems.
* One cutaway has shows Don Kia, the episode's VillainOfTheWeek, is keeping people under his employ by him calculating their debts, complete with him holding a calculator in front of them. Lani notes if they'd done anything with that scene, he knows Kaiser would have [[CalculatorSpelling made the calculator spell "boobies."]] Kaiser notes he's not that predictable... [[HypocriticalHumor but then thinks it'd be funny if he edited it by flipping the calculator upside-down to have him note that the calculations do spell "boobies."]]
* During the review of episode 7 they comment that Goku or Pan absolutely took a picture of "Princess Trunks" and sent it to Vegeta.

** During the review of episode 7 they comment that Goku or Pan absolutely took a picture of "Princess Trunks" and sent it to Vegeta.

--> '''Kaiser:''' First off, you forgot the [[CanadaEh eh]].

-->'''Taka:''' By the way, it's called [[CanadaEh pop]], thank you very much.\\

* The first episode commentary does a brief timeskip of two hours later, where Lani groans into the table. Kaiser on the other hand just simply smiles, Lani quipping "you motherfucker, we're actually doing this."
* Any time that Lani or Kaiser start singing the "Step Into the Grant Tour" ThemeTuneRap. During a cutaway, while the two are watching the dub, Lani is jiving to it, asking "how could you call any of this bad?" Kaiser simply answers with "shall I count the ways?"
* When Lani and Kaiser recount how the plot is kicked off by the Black Star Dragon Balls' (a set of the titular MacGuffin that have always existed but never came up until now) conditions of spreading throughout the galaxy, and if they aren't brought back to Earth in a year, it will blow up. Kaiser and Lani voice their frustrations of why the cast simply just doesn't [[StatingTheSimpleSolution collect the regular Earth Dragon Balls and wish them back to Earth]]. In the brief cutaway to their live reactions, they ask the same question, only for Lani to answer that [[MST3KMantra "they wouldn't have a show."]]

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-->'''Lani''': This has been ''Star Wars: Flight of the Falcon''. [[DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible I do not recommend it]]. I ''enthusiastically'' give it a thumbs down. Unless you have eaten something poisonous and just need to get it out of your system. In that case make it to level 2 and you'll be fine. I am sorry I did this to all of you.

** As of 2016, we have a third episode, this time masquerading as the first Broly movie]]. The episode covers the "Our War Game" OVA. The whole thing is a big TakeThat to Creator/TheFineBrothers.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/%40PringusMcDingus Pringus McDingus]] got the team to dub his animation celebrating ''Anime/DragonBallSuperSuperHero'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NLpm_vnrcs Gohan's New Form]]. In it:

[[folder:Abridged Series]]

[[AC: Hard Rain]]

[[AC: Dead Center]]

[[AC: The Passing]]

[[AC: The Sacrifice]]

[[AC: Dead Aboard]]

[[AC: I Hate Mountains]]

[[AC: Detour Ahead]]

[[AC: Dark Carnival]]

[[AC: No Mercy]]

[[AC: Helm's Deep]]

[[AC: Dead Air]]

[[AC: Suicide Blitz]]

[[AC: Blood Harvest]]

[[AC: Death Toll]]

[[AC: Unsorted]]

[[folder: TFS Let's Play - ''Halo Reach'']]

[[folder: TFS Let's Play - ''Serious Sam 3'']]

[[folder: TFS Let's Play - ''Mass Effect 3'']]

[[folder: ''Team Four Star Wars: Dicks of the Old Republic'']]

[[folder: TFS & Friends Play: ''Cards Against Humanity'']]

[[folder:TFS Plays: ''Persona 4 Golden'']]
* Ever wonder why Yes! Yes! Love Adventure GO! hasn't been updating? It's because Taka and Zito got saddled with this LP and they come out the gate fists swinging [[TheScrappy at Marie.]]
-->'''Taka:''' This game incorporates some fun things, and also unfortunately Marie.
* When it comes to naming their MC what name to they choose? ''Memeboi Daddi''. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, it's actually spelled like that.]]
* Zito reveals that in High School he ''scammed people with a deck of Tarot Cards.'' He goes into a bit of detail by explaining that he also purchased a book that explains the Arcana and gave fortunes based on that and what the person he was reading for was looking for. As for his price, when Taka asks him to read his fortune...
-->'''Zito:''' That's a hundred bucks up front.
* Given how old Persona 4 is and the fact that both Zito and Taka have played it to completion, they both end up sounding really unenthusiastic when trying to pretend they don't know what's going to happen.
* The two are actually surprised by how quickly the game gives them control since this is the first time they've ever played Persona 4 Golden, both mentioning how wrong it feels due to how slow the game's start is in the default version. Sure enough, after their brief moment of free roaming it takes until ''Episode 6'' for the gameplay to begin in earnest.
* The running gag of Dojima being an awful dad who's never around, and Nanako's resulting abandonment issues.
** This sprouts into a running joke about "momberries" after one of them suggests that the plot Memeboi and Nanako plant their garden in is ''[[BlackComedy her mother's grave]]''
* Zito's fever dream. [[https://youtu.be/dG-uIk2PzPI?t=28m23s It must be heard to be believed.]]
* One episode has Taka and Zito arguing about what rank their social link with each other would be. Zito thinks they'd still be at rank 1, while Taka argues that they'd be around rank 6 or so because they've been through some dark stuff together. Zito tells Taka to prove that rank by ''killing himself'' for him. Taka obviously refuses, which Zito claims is proof their rank is indeed 1. When Taka asks if Zito will die for HIM, Zito just laughs his ass off.
* Taka meant to ask if Zito wanted to romance [[ShrinkingViolet Ayane]][[note]]Presumably—he didn't fully correct his mistake[[/note]]...but accidentally said [[EveryonesBabySister ''Nanako'']] instead.
--> '''[=Takahata101=]:''' ''Rank up in the [[FreudianSlip Freudian arcana]]!''
* Taka and Zito eventually theorize that Hans Moleman is actually the true protagonist of WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons, and is secretly protecting Springfield from its own Persona-esque murder plot from behind the scenes.
* Taka revels in his ability to stream HD Hentai from his computer onto his new 4K TV.
-->'''Taka:''' Finally, I'm going to enjoy the porn I ''deserve.''
* In episode 35, Taka manages to get Zito to momentarily reprise his role as Meat from WebAnimation/SuperFreakinParodyRangers. The physical pain in Zito's voice when he realizes there's no way out is funny in a sadistic kind of way.
* In episode 40, the pair excitedly discover Zito's [[http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Nozuchi True Self.]] It must be [[https://youtu.be/pC0npxBQOqo?t=32m5s seen to be believed.]]
* Zito is pleasantly surprised to find out he can fuse [[http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Gdon Kaiser.]]
* Episode 41 entails [[https://youtu.be/MlghL2L87aw?t=24m50s Taka telling stories of his antics]] at Kaiser's [[InsistentTerminology gay-ass wedding.]] He tricked Kaiser into believing that he was harassing his ChildhoodFriend [[DudeNotFunny with racial slurs]]. [[note]]Said ChildhoodFriend was actually [[{{Troll}} in on the joke]].[[/note]]
* It should surprise no one, but [[Creator/{{Lanipator}} Lani's]] grandmother is apparently fucking awesome. Taka's been petitioning for her to join TFS for a few years.
-->'''[[CoolOldLady Grandma Lani]]:''' "Who wants to see my vampire hunting kit?"
-->'''Taka:''' "I DO, GRANDMA LANI!!1!"
* The episodes eventually got so long they decided to stream them on Twitch. Instead of the traditional facecam, we get a picture of [[Series/{{Sesame Street}} Bert and Ernie]].
* In part 49 (after the streams started), someone in the chat suggested [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Cell]] versus [[TheWoobie Nanako]]. Taka and Zito began acting a scene where [[DidYouJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu Nanako and Cell bond over their lack of father figures before going to Junes]].
* Episode 51, Taka gives us this gem in response to Rise's dissatisfaction over Teddie ruining her summer festival date plan.
--> '''Rise:''' We let them decide and this is what we get? Awww, what a letdown....
--> '''Taka:''' YAAASSSS QUEEN, DRAG THEM!
* In their final adventure with Memeboi, after getting tired with playing the game, they decide to end the Let's Play in what can really only be described as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE3FdRQXLtw&feature=youtu.be&t=1h49m50s "Torch the stream and run."]]
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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAUQqRVJ-lE Do it yourself!]] original short has Dimitri Zhukov (a very big parody of {{Bond Villain|Stupidity}}s), who has the protagonist, Jack Corbyn, dead-to-rights. Despite all the personal buildup that was detailed in Dimitri's monologue to Jack, he... tries leaving and have his goons kill him instead. [[GenreSavvy His goons lampshade the boneheaded move is about to do]], where they note the instant that Dimitri leaves, Jack ''will'' kill them and then immediately go after him. After a brief argument between the goons and Dimitri, the goon shoots Jack in the head, causing Dimitri to scream. The short implies Dimitri is squeamish, which is why he didn't want to see his nemesis dies. And then it turns out that shot didn't kill Jack anyways, causing Dimitri to scream again before the short cuts to black.

** The goon played by Stephan Krosecz [[ArtisticLicenseGunSafety rubbing his temple using his gun]] is a small bit that adds to the "inept goon" characterization contrasting the fact he is pointing out his boss just leaving the hero alone to potentially escape.

** Lani has to drink the unholy mixture of sodas near the end of the video, which include flavors that some of the team are unable to stomach. After he takes a sip, everyone waits with bated breath for his opinion. He then comments how it doesn't taste that bad, to which the whole crew burst out laughing and Kaiser yelling in incredulity.
--->'''Kaiser:''' [[TheLiarLies No, you're lying! You liar!]]
* During a stream of ''Star Wars Jedi: Survivor'', the ones playing all have to take a shot of hot sauce every time they die, with Lani being the least affected by it. Lani notes that the hot sauces they got from Whole Foods weren't that impressive, so he decides to check out their local Pepper Palace to find something spicier. This results in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-2-tTGTfUM Lani harming himself with the variety of hot sauces]], much to everyone's amusement.

* The scene starts off like a Toonami ad for Manga/DrStone, though it comes off like a trailer for a TFS abridged special which makes Senku an EruditeStoner. When Yuzuhira comes upon a petrified person, Senku utters "[[CatchPhrase Don't worry, I'll get their rocks off.]]" It's revealed that the whole trailer was played before a group of executives, and they're just glad that the show hasn't aired yet. One of them asks why they can't just dub the original Dr. Stone. If they wanted to watch it, they'd already find a fan translation. With that, the ExecutiveMeddling begins.

[[folder: TFS Plays: ''One Piece Burning Blood'']]
* During a fight where they're playing as [[WorldsStrongestMan Whitebeard]] against Buggy in Episode 6, Lani is explaining how Buggy is basically a [[FakeUltimateHero Fake Ultimate Villain]], only for Buggy to wipe the floor with them. ''Twice''.
-->'''Lani:''' No, never mind, I change my mind. Captain Buggy all the way.
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[[folder: TFS Plays: ''Shadow the Hedgehog'']]
* Grant's NostalgiaFilter for the game slowly crumbles over the course of the playthrough as he begrudgingly admits it's not as good as he remembered.

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[[folder:TFS Plays: ''Cuphead'']]
* Once Zito reveals that one of the Third Super is basically just summoning a [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Stand]], Kirran is immediately on board.
-->'''Kirran:''' Stando Powah.

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[[folder:TFS Plays: ''Sonic Forces'']]
* Creating their avatar: They make Midnight the Wolf, who has cyan fur and purple skin because he was experimented on by Eggman. He also has cybernetic eyes. At one point, they wonder if they're making VideoGame/SlyCooper.
-->'''Grant:''' This is what happens to the animals we test cosmetics on.
** It's noted there's a cosmetic addition later that makes him like [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Dio Brando]]. As they get additional items, he gets rounded glasses, fingerless gloves, and a spider web unitard which they say makes him [[ComicBook/{{Venom}} a symbiote]].
--->[[IAmLegion WE ARE MIDNIGHT!]]

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!!Other

[[folder:Dr. Stoned]]
* The scene starts off like a Toonami ad for Manga/DrStone, though it comes off like a trailer for a TFS abridged special which makes Senku an EruditeStoner. When Yuzuhira comes upon a petrified person, Senku utters "[[CatchPhrase Don't worry, I'll get their rocks off.]]" It's revealed that the whole trailer was played before a group of executives, and they're just glad that the show hasn't aired yet. One of them asks why they can't just dub the original Dr. Stone. If they wanted to watch it, they'd already find a fan translation. With that, the ExecutiveMeddling begins.
* The trailer begins again, only now it's taken a drastic art and tone shift, basically becoming Dr. Stone InNameOnly with WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty taking their place, with Senku being Brick Stone and Taiju being Quarty. The entire Smith family is barely even changed, but now stone and of course, Brick has to say the catchphrase. While the execs find the "everyone's petrified" thing a hard sell, they're on board with Brick and Quarty. That's when [[Manga/OnePiece pirate anime]] gets brought up.
* Third trailer, this time the premise is practically One Piece with 80% of the world covered in ocean, even looking for the "Pieces of One." They find an island of rock people and once again, they work in the catchphrase. The execs feel like they're getting closer to their show, but still thinks it could use more tweaks, like it could stay with the pirate angle, but more modern, but soon as one exec says the only thing kids would be are digital pirates, they have a EurekaMoment.
* FOURTH trailer! Now the internet has conquered 80% of the world, turning the show into some weird combination of One Piece and Literature/SwordArtOnline where Brick and Quarty are TrappedInAnotherWorld, this one being the internet. The preview ends with the President being "bricked." Cue catchphrase. The execs are definitely agreeing, buuuut...
* 100 Tweaks later! Despite it panning down on Japan, it's set in Neo Beverly Hills, now basically having turned into ''Anime/CaroleAndTuesday'' while keeping several other other "tweaks" they kept in, and while still keeping in Brick and his catchphrase! It's only NOW that the execs finally realize what the show needed this whole time: weed! The episode ends with them hi-fiving and going [[YeahShot yeah!]]
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[[folder:FourStarBento Videos]]

[[folder: Other]]

* At the [[https://youtu.be/v8Aw7fwHX4U All Ages Panel at YoumaCon 2012]], Lani explains how when he met Chris Cason (the voice of Mr. Popo in the English Dub of ''Anime/DragonBallZKai''), he walked up behind him and said, “Hey, Maggot, how’s it goin’?”, and that’s when Chris turned around and said, “So ''you’re'' the reason…”

** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTHEo6990Nk sequel]] [[spoiler:actually an April Fools joke]].
** As of 2016, we have a third episode, this time [[spoiler: masquerading as the first Broly movie]]. The episode covers the "Our War Game" OVA. The whole thing is a big TakeThat to Creator/TheFineBrothers.

--->'''Matt:''' "TAKE THIS, [[Creator/ToeiAnimation TOEI]]! I mean, [[Creator/TheFineBrothers Fine Brothers]], I mean, FUCKIN' FUCK!"\\

* Lani's LP of ''Slender'', especially when compared to Kaiser's. Just as with his Amnesia and Rise of Nightmares [=LPs=], he spends this game mocking the protagonist (even going as far as to say Daniel was better, at least when it comes to walking speed) and snarking. The titular monster stalking him doesn't even faze him (his only reason for avoiding Slender Man is because the noise the game makes when you're near him is annoying). After a while he gets sick of the game and spends the rest of the time trying to find Slendy so he can die and finally stop playing (which took an unusually long time when you consider that Slendy's encounter rate goes up if you take a long time between finding pages). This compared to Kaiser spending the entire time freaking out over the monster and actually trying to find the pages (and lasting about half as long).

-->'''Con-goer:''' Why do you do what you do?
-->'''Kaiser:''' I just ''really'' like guys.
* TFS Plays Super Smash Bros. For Wii U has to be seen to be believed. Part 2 even has 8-Player Smashes.
** During one of the 8-Player matches, a CPU Megaman falls into a hole and dies. Lani comments that pitfalls are 'the natural enemy of all Megamen', so it makes sense.
* The things Taka says as Ghost Nappa in Funny/DragonBallXenoverse.

--> '''Taka:''' (As Imperfect Cell) Oh god, get me my Imperfect Cell lines, I'm good to go.\\

--> '''[=HBI2K=]:''' If you're one of the folks towards the end of that con schedule, after a few straight weeks of going to cons, just be patient with Kaiser. He does tend to get irritable, testy, you know, lack of sleep, too much travel. So don't be afraid of the wrath.\\

* The sheer amount of team-killing and self-kills in VideoGame/{{Magicka 2}}. Also, don't cross the streams.
* Lani and Kirran's shenanigans during their top ten horror lists for eastern and western games
-->'''Lani:''' Kirran, if you don't cut that shit out this is going to be a very long list.

* TFS Plays ALIEN DAY Extravaganza!! The video begins with them playing ''VideoGame/AlienTrilogy'' for [=PS1=]. After dying, Lani types in a code to skip them to the end of the Second section. [[spoiler: It takes them to ''VideoGame/AliensColonialMarines'' which they start saying was even worse than the first part. After giving up on the game, they see versus mode and decide to try it out.]] [[spoiler: It takes them to ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'' with the Alien fighting Jax.]]

* The finale thumbnail of Naruto Dragon Blade Chronicles shows the guys [[CallBack flipping off the game CD.]]
* On the second to last day of the #TIBA countdown, the guys took one day to give focus to absolute worst piece of garbage they had received for the contest and then spend about five minutes ruthlessly thrashing it. That video was [[spoiler: ''[[SelfDeprecation Dragon Ball Z Abridged Episode 1]]'']].
* At Kami-Con 2017, Lani, Kaiser, Masako, and [=LittleKuriboh=] competed in [[{{Creator/Greggo}} Greggo's]] Celebrity Family Feud show against Channel Awesome. You know you're in for a good time when the TFS members introduce themselves by adopting Ginyu Force poses.
** Even better is that one of the rounds concerns "TV Shows of the 90s", and the Team fail pretty badly. Why is this so funny, though? Because one of the top answers was [[spoiler:''Dragon Ball Z'']], and none of them actually got it.
* While playing ''VideoGame/BerserkAndTheBandOfTheHawk'', horses are introduced in the second mission. Kirran asks if they cleave horses in the manga.
-->'''[[Creator/{{hbi2k}} Ben]]:''' Look, if you want horse cleavage, [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom you have to go to a very specific forum]]. Ask Scott.\\
'''Grant:''' ''(laughs out loud)''\\
'''Kirran:''' God damn it, why are you here?\\
'''Ben:''' This is why I'm here!
* When [=Takahata101=] and Chris Zito played ''Harem Protagonist'', [[https://youtu.be/reo48PxBgZ0?t=32m36s they agree that Ayano reminds them of Zito.]] [[HoYay Takahata immediately says that he wants to bang her.]]
--> '''Taka:''' ''No correlation between the two points, by the way.''

* On Lani's personal channel he did a playthrough of ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''. While on the way to [[FirstTown Riverwood]] the chat asks his opinion of ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsRebels'' Season 3, and [[TemptingFate in the middle of the answer]] he stumbles across a Khajit corpse labeled "Slain Jedi" who has [[LaserBlade light]][[AnachronismStew sabers]] on his body[[note]]However, he ignores them and later disabled the mod since he wanted a relatively lore-friendly playthrough[[/note]].
-->'''Lani:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]] When did I-what?! WHAT?! I don't even remember downloading that mod!
* Grant and Kirran play the demo of ''TOME: Terrain of Magical Expertise RPG'' and their second, and toughest, battle comes from the team of [[spoiler:Dumplin and Puddin]].
* In the fourth ''VideoGame/SeaOfThieves'' stream, as soon as Lani gets put in the brig on the ship, then the others sink the ship, the hydration bot on Twitch entered the chat to let them know to drink some water because of how long they'd been streaming.

* In the final part of "The Sacrifice", right as Lani is about to jump down and perform the titular act, [[spoiler:a Smoker ''yanks'' him off the platform and drags him towards the generator]].

* The [[http://youtu.be/0FJBpLKttSQ?t=5m29s group's reaction]] to [[spoiler: Kat's death]] may cause an internal DudeNotFunny moment for a viewer. On the one hand, [[spoiler: Kat is dead]], on the other, the group's reactions are hilarious, especially Taka's singing.
--> [[spoiler:'''Taka''': [[MemeticMutation Mmm whatcha sayyyy...]]]]

* Team Four Star is setting up the turrets to defend [[spoiler: Halsey's lab on the Forerunner relic]].

* While at the loading screen for [[spoiler: The Pillar of Autumn]]

* In the final level [[spoiler: two of the guys get killed almost right away]] and proceed to moan and groan about it until they have to restart the level.

* The gift that keeps on giving: [[spoiler: [[CrossesTheLineTwice AIDS]]]]

-->'''Linkara:''' "And then there's some stuff about 'growing a pair', and then it ends with [[spoiler:'the Virginia Tech massacre']]. I should not be laughing!

** When the Black Card reads "In the distant future, historians will agree that ____ marked the beginning of America's decline", several of the choices were so funny in their relevance. Some included "Hope", "Getting all offended", and "Not giving a shit about the Third World". But what got the guys roaring with laughter was ultimately the winning card: [[spoiler: Seeing things from Hitler's perspective]].

[[folder: TFS Plays: ''Star Wars'' games]]

[[folder: TFS Plays: ''Batman Arkham Knight'']]

'''Kaiser:''' [[JustForPun Poison Ivy]].\\

* In Part 8, while playing as [[spoiler: Commissioner Gordon]], they get subjected Batman's [[StealthHiBye usual greeting]] and get freaked out.

** After [[spoiler:solving the car crash with Oracle and the Arkham Knight]] Batman sticks a memory card into his gauntlet. But since the guys equipped the Adam West skin, the card just hovers in midair before disappearing, provoking laughter at the sight.

** The team's posed conversation between two thugs [[HilarityEnsues confusing Batman with Man Bat.]]
-->'''Thug 1:''' There's definitely some kind of creature flying around out there.
-->'''Thug 2:''' You mean... Batman?
-->'''Thug 1:''' No! No no! Like an actual creature! It's like a bat, but it's also like a man.
-->'''Thug 2:''' Oh. So you mean like Batman.
-->'''Thug 1:''' NO! No, like a man... who's a bat!
-->'''Thug 2:''' Batman.

* In part 18, Lani says that [[spoiler:the Joker hallucination]] is Batman's "Ghost Nappa".
* 1 hour and 48 minutes in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM5vs_qLgJk stream]], they remember that they can [[spoiler:tell Tim about Barbara's death]]. The group goes full BlackComedy on imagining the scene.

* In the Batman: Arkham Knight RETURNS stream, they start speculating on all the other stuff the bad guys could have spent the money for the drones Batman keeps blowing up on, such as 3 Batmobiles, college, copies of ''Just Cause 3'', islands...
--> Weird, it's like these things he keeps stopping won't stop him.

* I don't remember the episode, but the moment [[spoiler:they gain control after the cloudburst goes off and they marvel at how awesome it is, immediately wonder where Man-bat is.]]
* During a stream, upon stopping the cloud burst, they notice a car happily driving by and they begin to question just who would be driving after the city was caught in a literal cloud of fear. They reason that someone wanted UsefulNotes/McDonalds and, this being Gotham, the public is really bland about such attacks.
-->Goon: Jesus, first fear cloud of the year and everyone forgets how to drive!

[[folder: TFS Plays: ''Transformers Devastation'']]

[[folder: TFS plays: ''Fallout 4'']]

* In Episode 32-34, they decide to side with the Robots during the "Last Voyage of the ''USS Constitution''", and send Piper away so they can get the Navigational chip without her seeing them kill the Scavengers who have it. Once they get it back, they decide to retrieve Piper, only for her to not appear at the truck stop they sent her to. They spend several minutes looking for her, even calling her name out like she was a lost pet.[[note]]Later turns out Piper just hadn't arrived at the gas station by the time they first arrived[[/note]]. Deciding to find her after they finish the quest, they proceed to help the ''Constitution'' lift off, where they see Captain Ironsides fall off mid-flight. After [[spoiler:the ''Constitution'' crashes into another building]], Lani sends the Survivor to find where Captain Ironsides landed, also desperately shouting his name while they look.

* Episode 46. The Institute. It starts with them murdering Father before he can say a word only to then realize [[spoiler: Father is Shaun]]. But then they get themselves killed, so they reload their game and try again. They listen to Father's exposition of how things happen in a very calm manner, THEN decide to murder him.
* Episode 49. To make a long story short, after playing the whole game [[spoiler:trying to do right by Piper, they throw it all away by butchering every inhabitant of Vault 81]]. The reason? [[spoiler: [[SeriousBusiness Little Erin wouldn't give them her kickball for returning her cat]]]]. No joke.
** [[spoiler: Made even better by the fact that their RoaringRampageOfRevenge begins with them murdering the same cat they spent so much time tracking down. [[VideoGameCrueltyPunishment Which immediately turns the entire vault hostile!]]]]
* Episode 55. After their attempted genocide on Diamond City, they return to the Red Rocket. After they cook some food and make some drugs, which earned them a level, they quickly turn around to leave, and have found that [[spoiler:Piper had followed them to their location]] which was pretty much a JumpScare to them. It should be mentioned that their reaction was not scripted at all either.

* Episode 70. After [[spoiler:executing Paladin Danse]], the Captain has decided [[InsaneTrollLogic if there is no difference between man and synth, then there is no difference between him and beast.]] Cue [[ImAHumanitarian gleefully devouring the bodies of friend and foe alike in front of Cait]], and disemboweling one of his Brotherhood allies unprovoked. The team concedes he has "embraced his feral side".

* Episode 73, the entirety of "escorting" [[spoiler:Liberty Prime]] to the Institute. Highlights include:
** [[spoiler:Liberty Prime]]'s primary method of attack: [[spoiler:chucking nuclear bombs at targets like they're footballs]].

** [[spoiler:Liberty Prime saluting a prewar memorial site]]:
-->[[spoiler:'''Liberty Prime:''' Honoring the fallen is the duty of every red-blooded American.]]\\

'''Lani:''' [[spoiler:Liberty Prime]] is our new wife!
** Finally, the highlight of the march: [[spoiler:Liberty Prime]] vs a Super Mutant Behemoth: [[spoiler:Liberty Prime grabs it by the head, and throws it off the bridge they're on, breaking it's neck on the railing]].
-->'''Kirran:''' [[spoiler:Liberty Prime]], my baby!\\

[[folder:''Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 4'']]

[[folder:TFS Plays - ''One Piece Pirate Warriors 3'']]

** His complete apathy towards the more emotional moments of the series. Especially in episode 12 when Lani mentioned how [[spoiler: The Going Merry's BigDamnHero moment at Enies Lobby]] made him cry.

[[folder:TFS Plays - ''STAR WARS: Episode I The Phantom Menace'']]

** The ending. After putting up with the constant deaths from poor jumps they finally arrive to face off against Darth Maul and [[spoiler: the game apparently breaks when they beat him up on a bridge]], resulting in Maul [[spoiler: lying there and making pained groans when they try to finish him]]. Ultimately Lani decides to just [[spoiler: to jump off the bridge himself]]. [[labelnote:explanation]]Whether Maul is thrown into the pit or dies normally, the player is then supposed to go over to and interract with the dying Qui-Gon, who's actually making said pained groans. Of course given that the game doesn't point out who's groaning in pain or have Qui-Gon say anything else doesn't help.[[/labelnote]]

[[folder: TFS Plays- ''One Piece Burning Blood'']]

[[folder:TFS Plays - ''DOOM'']]

** After finishing the game, [[spoiler: Lani decides that there's no point in living anymore, and proceeds to turn off the oxygen in said bubble before opening the airlock, sending himself, Kirran, and Grant into the depths of space]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnbxVzLZbZk TFS Plays DOOM Abridged]]

[[folder:TFS Plays - ''Contradiction'']]

[[folder:TFS Plays - ''Batman: The Telltale Series'']]

* The pair mention that they aren't aware of the deeper parts of the Batman mythos, resulting in them claiming things like Vicki Vale actually becomes a villain named "[[ExtraExtraReadAllAboutIt Extra Extra, Read-All-About]]-[[HotScoop Tits]]". [[spoiler:This particular example makes TheReveal that she's the BigBad [[AdaptationalVillainy in this game]] utterly HilariousInHindsight.]]

* After TheReveal at the end of Episode One of ''Batman: The Telltale Series'', [[spoiler:namely, the AdaptationalVillainy of Bruce Wayne's parents and Alfred's complicity in their crimes]], they become extremely distrustful of Alfred and joke about how this is the story setting up for the twist that Alfred becomes the main villain.

-->'''Grant''': [[spoiler: (''Makes an explosion sound; [[AccidentalTruth a major explosion goes off in the distance]] behind Batman'') [[StunnedSilence Wow]] [[IWasJustJoking I was kidding]].]]

* When Bruce and Avesta go to [[spoiler:the Pact's hideout and investigate Riddler's corpse]], the guys immediately accept the prompt to poke it, much to Avesta's disgust.

[[folder: ''The Overwatchmen'']]

[[folder: TFS Plays - ''Persona 4 Golden'']]

--> '''[[CoolOldLady Grandma Lani]]:''' "Who wants to see my vampire hunting kit?"
--> '''Taka:''' "I DO, GRANDMA LANI!!1!"

[[folder: TFS Plays - ''Jump Ultimate Stars'']]

[[folder: TFS Plays - ''Shadow the Hedgehog'']]

[[folder:TFS Plays - ''Hitman'']]

--> '''Grant''': Are you too far away?
--> '''Ben''': I don't know, cause it was showing-- *Phone explodes without warning, killing the target instantly*.
--> '''Grant''': There we go!

--> '''Kirran:''' Aw man, Strong's Shoes, got a VIP list out the door.
--> '''Ben:''' They're too ''strong'' for the general public!

** Kirran, being Kirran, decides to exit the mission with the motorcyclist outfit while proclaiming himself to be the "[[ComicBook/GhostRider Spirit of Vengeance]]", without any regard for the fact that doing so immediately puts him under suspicion. Panic sets in as Kirran is almost about to be killed, [[spoiler: but he successfully manages to get to exit lift despite the odds]]. It's both admirable and hilarious.

[[folder:TFS Plays — ''[=NieR=]: Automata'']]

** VideoGame/{{NieR}} and VideoGame/RatchetAndClank [[TheMultiverse being connected by a wormhole]], with Pod 042 being Clank's cousin and Captain Quark showing up in NIER: Automata under certain conditions.

[[folder: ''Dream Daddy'']]

[[folder: ''No More Heroes'']]

[[folder: ''TFS Plays - Cuphead'']]

[[folder: ''TFS Plays - Sonic Forces'']]

[[folder: TFS Plays Warhammer: Vermintide 2]]

[[folder: TFS Plays: Vampyr]]

[[folder: Spider-Man PS4]]

* How does Lani respond to TheStinger that shows that [[spoiler:Harry is now bonded with a familiar-looking symbiote]]? He starts singing/mumbling [[spoiler:the theme song of [[Film/Venom2018 the Venom movie]]]].

[[folder: TFS Plays Hitman 2]]
* The opening Mission in Miami. Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome as hbi2k, not only manages to complete the level and successfully kill both targets, but the way he goes about it. [[spoiler:He takes a run up to Sierra Knox and beats her down in full view of civilians with a gas bottle dressed as a mechanic. Then tops that by killing Robert Knox [[CrazyEnoughToWork with a screwdriver whilst dressed as a flamingo mascot.]] And then he escapes!]]

[[folder: Shenmue]]
* In the first episode, turning on the console reveals...The Grinch

[[folder: Red Dead Redemption 2]]

[[folder: LUNCH LADY: DEADLY THICC]]
* The game and steam has Lanipator, Kaiserneko and Nowacking playing together and it's one hell of a time.

[[folder: Resident Evil Village]]
* Jesse admitting that because he's only 5'4", he doesn't get the hype around Lady Dimitrescu since a tall woman is just a woman to him. He later gets it after watching her throw her dresser and later declares she can kill him, even in a non sexual way because she deserves it.

--> '''Jesse''': *singing* Mamma Mia, she is fucking dead. Oh no, my baby is a monster...

--> '''Jesse''': Urgh! Why won't you die? ''Why won't you die?'' I hate you so much.

--> '''Jesse''': I hate you, but I can apprieciate how stupid you are that you refuse to die.

[[folder: Baldurs Gate 3]]

-->'''Stephan''': You clicked twice! I told you this!
-->'''Jesse''': [[MeaninglessMeaningfulWords Sometimes we don't listen with our ears but our souls]].
--> '''Stephan''': You just don't listen.

* In the October 27th, 2015 edition, the OverlyLongGag about how their FFVII parody had nothing to do with ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'''s ScheduleSlip.

** Then Takahata's TakeThatMe torwards the new schedule, referencing the ScheduleSlip of ''The History of Trunks Abridged''.
--->'''[=Takahata101=]''': Because Lord knows we've never screwed up a schedule before right, Kaiser? Huh? Right- We've- We've had no HISTORY with that, huh? Zero '''HISTORY'''? Especially involving Trunks- History of Trunks, History of Trunks, '''HIST'''-
--->'''[=KaiserNeko=]''': '''BYE, FOLKS.'''\\

** Also, top comment of the video:
-->'''Anyway Channel.''': Maybe you guys should put a disclaimer at the start of every episode.

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAUQqRVJ-lE Do it yourself!]] original short has Dimitri Zhukov (a very big parody of {{Bond Villain|Stupidity}}s), who has the protagonist, Jack Corbyn, dead-to-rights. Despite all the personal buildup that was detailed in Dimitri's monologue to Jack, he... tries leaving and have his goons kill him instead. His goons lampshade the boneheaded move is about to do, where they note the instant that Dimitri leaves, Jack ''will'' kill them and then immediately go after him. After a brief argument between the goons and Dimitri, the goon shoots Jack in the head, causing Dimitri to scream. The short implies Dimitri is squeamish, which is why he didn't want to see his nemesis dies. And then it turns out that shot didn't kill Jack anyways, causing Dimitri to scream again before the short cuts to black.

* 100 Tweaks later! Despite it panning down on Japan, it's set in Neo Beverly Hills, now basically having turned into Anime/CaroleAndTuesday while keeping several other other "tweaks" they kept in, and while still keeping in Brick and his catchphrase! It's only NOW that the execs finally realize what the show needed this whole time: weed! The episode ends with them hi-fiving and going [[YeahShot yeah!]]