History Funny / Pyrocynical

** "I'm placing a hit on this man: One hundred thousand [[VideoGame/{{Roblox}} Robux]] ''(followed with a superimposed image of a Roblox head and the [[MemeticMutation "oof!" sound effect]])'' for anyone that [[UnusualEuphemism throws rotten fruit at him!"]]

*** Pyro mistaking Bijuu Mike[[note]]You may know him from his ''VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub'' playthroughs[[/note]] for LetsPlay/JackSepticEye because of his green hair.

* His collabs with [[https://www.youtube.com/user/SquishySunset/featured Hyojin]], in which they played VideoGame/ClubPenguin and VideoGame/ClubPenguinIsland:

** The fact that ''Creator/TommyWiseau'', of all people posted a video edit of Johnny Johnny using scenes from Film/TheRoom.

* Jacob Sartorious' music promo for Sweatshirt...

** Pyro's comment about the [[UncannyValley weird appearance]] of Principal Ethan in the video.

--->'''Bertgasm:''' Oh, hi, Principal Ethan... is everything okay?
--->'''Pyrocynical:''' ''[imitating Principal Ethan]'' "The totally DEAD look in my face shows that everything's okay."

* "Hello, internet, and welcome to WebVideo/BehindTheMeme. Today, [[ItMakesSenseInContext I'm gonna take an M16 out and kill seven people.]]"

---> (Skull starts running towards Pyro, who is in the corner of the boss arena)
---> '''Pyro:''' No, no, you retard, you're gonna bring him over to me!
---> (Lorian attacks Pyro, forcing him to start fighting)
---> '''Pyro:''' Look what you done! YOU DONE FUCKED IT-!

---> '''Captain Rockhopper:''' I'm Captain Rockhopper!
---> '''Pyro:''' Elusive rock cock.

---> '''Pyro:''' This Havel guy, everyone's saying he's hard, he doesn't even care!
---> (SmashCut to "YOU DIED" and Havel walking away)
---> '''Pyro:''' [[BreakTheHaughty HE CARED. HE CARED A LOT.]]

---> '''Papa:''' Johnny, Johnny.
---> '''Johnny:''' ''(Who has been edited to look like he's been playing {{VideoGame/Fortnite}})'' Yes, Papa?
---> '''Text-to-Speech voice:''' Playing Fortnite?
---> '''Johnny:''' No papa. ''[[BerserkButton (Pyro's expression changes in an instant)]]''
---> '''Pyro:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting LIAR!]]''''' If my kid is playing Fortnite, ''(Puts hand on chest)'' [[WouldHurtAChild I would throw him out a window!]] ''Disgusting!''

---> '''Kingani:''' There's water on the table!
---> '''Kwite:''' You got f-[[SoundEffectBleep *bass]] [[SensoryAbuse boost*]]-ing lucky!

---> '''[=BluesDank=]:''' We're gonna get f-[[SoundEffectBleep *bass boost*]]-ing noise complaints from e- ''(cuts off with laughter)''
---> '''Pyro:''' Yeah, they're gonna think there's a shooting going on on the next house or something. ''(imitating a woman's voice)'' "Hello, police? I hear Despacito and lots of gunfire!"

* Pyro, along with Dolan Dark and Hyojin (and later Ramsker, Root, and Kwite in the second video) [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HILinsd-_hs took a stab]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvVn3HM2pc on commissioning]] Website/{{Fiverr}} and Website/{{Cameo}} videos, highlights on the first video include:

** Requesting Road Rash, a "famous American alcohol biker" who does roasts "from mild to wild", to roast LetsPlay/{{Ninja}}. Unfortunately, they were disappointed on what the roast [[BigStupidDooDooHead was like]] later on.

---> '''Dolan:''' This is like Hunger Games.
---> '''Pyro:''' I mean, [[{{Dissimile}} it's like Hunger Games except they come back after fifteen seconds]], so it's not really Hunger Games, chief.

%%ATTENTION: There appears to be allegations of him grooming others. Do NOT mention the events unless 6 months have passed and have proven to have a significant effect on his channel.

** "Are you ''[[ItIsPronouncedTroPay razist?]]''".

* Pyro stating that Olaf from ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'' is gay for saying that he enjoys hugs, and calling the snowwoman a slut of allowing Olaf to hug her if he sings the alphabet.

** Pyro states he's learned a {{PvP}} technique called the backstep, tries to demonstrate it, and falls off a cliff.

** The gang discovers a ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' builder that "would build anything [for them] for under one hour". What did they do? ''They requested him to build a giant letter L made out of diamond blocks,'' apparently for Pyro so he can send it to [[RunningGag his father, who's in prison.]] The kicker? ''[[SeriousBusiness The builder actually accepted the request and]] [[ExactWords literally made that giant L.]]'' Not only that, but the giant L in question '''''[[https://imgur.com/a/a3Xopu0 is built with great quality, when all that was expected was a 2-block high structure.]]''''' Their reactions are safe to say, priceless.

** Pyro kicking out Ramskerr out from the call because [[ItMakesSenseInContext he read a Steam user's profile description.]]

** The four came across an image about a man "losing his best friend", captioned only with "follow". Dolan Dark uses this advantage to promote his Twitter, which Pyro promptly makes fun of.
** Pyro persuading the others to read a meme ''one letter each.'' Not long after that, Pyro tells then to stop.

** Pyro kicking out Dolan out from the call because [[ItMakesSenseInContext he read a Steam user's profile description.]]

** The constant RunningGags of mentioning Tim trying to find a job and Pyro saying "it makes human sense".

---> '''Tim:''' This is like Hunger Games.

** "Hot Indian Dad and Uncle."

---> '''Pyro:''' Yeah, [[{{Dissimile}} it's like Hunger Games except they came back after fifteen seconds]], so it's not really Hunger Games, chief.

*** Earlier before that, he kicked out Hyojin [[TemptingFate after she mocked Pyro that five people would not be enough for the video.]]

** [[ItMakesSenseInContext Abdul Kalam coming in clutch atopping an arguement between a feuding Indian and a Brit.]]

*** Earlier back then, he kicked out Hyojin [[TemptingFate after she mocked Pyro that five people would not be enough for the video.]]

** One of the Johnny Johnny videos has a ShoddyKnockoffProduct version of [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]] portraying as the father.

** The constant clapping and chair-screeching they make throughout the video.

** The gang came across a ''VideoGame/CounterStrike''-themed meme. Pyro, who claimed to had seen the meme before, said that he had to do a Google search to check its credibility, whereas Kingani resonated to ''launching the actual game up'' to check.

** Pyro comparing a video with the hastag "military" with someone getting a kill in the Rust map in [[VideoGame/CallOfDutyModernWarfare2 Modern Warfare 2]]. It gets better when one video shows a guy ''actually'' changes into military attire, which Pyro immediately compares it to someone who spawn camps with the lever-action shotgun in the same game.

** One Bongo Cat meme has the titular cat [[RunningGag falling off from a wheelchair]]... which promptly sends Pyro into a quick but meaningful fit.

** The gang discovers a ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' builder that "would build anything for [them] for under one hour". What did they do? ''They requested him to build a giant letter L made out of diamond blocks,'' apparently for Pyro so he can send it to [[RunningGag his father, who's in prison.]] The kicker? ''[[SeriousBusiness The builder actually accepted the request and]] [[ExactWords literally made that giant L.]]'' Not only that, but the giant L in question '''''[[https://imgur.com/a/a3Xopu0 is built with great quality, when all that was expected was a 2-block high structure.]]''''' Their reactions are safe to say, priceless.

** One skit has Isabelle (well, the amiibo of her anyway) confronting Pyro in the middle of a forest. He tried shooting her with no avail, and then tried to fire a bazooka at her, which failed because he was too weak. His final solution? Summon [[VideoGame/DarkSouls Solaire]] as his "Final Smash".

** One particular meme his fans sent is Jesus reciting the copypasta, which is the ''exact'' video Pyro commissioned from him during his antics on Fiverr.

---> '''Pyro:''' Yeah, it's like Hunger Games except they came back after fifteen seconds, so it's not really Hunger Games, chief.
*** Earlier back then, he kicked out Hyojin [[TemptingFate after mocking Pyro that five people would not be enough for the video.]]

---> '''Pyro:''' ''(Solemnly)'' I don't want do fucking [=YouTube=] anymore, man. I can- I could be working a 9-5 at a [=McDonalds=]... And I would be satisfying more people than what I'm doing now... [[MoodWhiplash This is so sad!]]

* Pyro's recent Instagram [[https://www.instagram.com/p/BuLw7jRnbjq/ photo]] is him ''with eyeliner'', solidifying the "lesbian" look his fans always joke about.

** Highlights include the IRL meme mashup of the wheelchair cat, Bully Hunters, and 250k meme, as well as the guy who sampled both the wheelchair cat and Pyro's laugh to remake the music track from the 250k video.

* Pyro's recent Instagram [[https://www.instagram.com/p/BuLw7jRnbjq/ photo]] is him ''with eyeliner'', solidifying the "lesbian" look his fans always joke about.

** During one match, Pyro (playing as Ness) starts spamming PK Fire on Ramsker, increasing his percentage to [[AccidentalInnuendo 69 percent.]][[note]][[FreezeFrameBonus With a transparent "nice" to boot]][[/note]]