History Funny / MegadimensionNeptuniaVII

** [[spoiler::This becomes a lot less funny when you find out who the antagonist is...]]

** [[spoiler:After sealing Arfoire into Adult Neptune's Nep-note,]] The party soon eat all sorts of foods, Neptune later notices some eggplants, [[HilarityEnsues we all know what to expect]] [[DoesNotLikeSpam when it comes to Neptune and eggplants]] but the kicker about this, she tries eating the vegetable at first. Her newfound hate of the vegetable is so great that [[spoiler:she feeds the captured Arfoire with it and along with Uzume and Umio with shiitake mushrooms and freshwater fish is indirectly responsible for releasing her from her own Nep-note.]]

* Out of all of the main four [[spoiler:Neptune of all people having the least selfish dream is funny considering all evidence in the series would make you think otherwise.]]

** Nepgear and Uni have a contest in the sauna, and the loser has to buy drinks for both of them. Neither of them give up because [[spoiler: they don't have enough money to uphold their end of the bet and want to avoid the embarrassment of admitting it.]] It gets to the point where they both faint and are only saved by the older Neptune coming in.

* Neptune, as [[TheComicallySerious Purple Heart]], being ''TheTease'' towards Steamax. Steamax becomes so flustered by it he ends up fainting, with it being heavily implied that he just [[JizzedInMyPants jizzed his pants]]. This also happens right after the above moment.
* In the Hyperdimension side of the Heartdimension arc, Nepgear's party argues over who gets to activate the Sharing Field against [[spoiler:Dark Black]]. In the end, [[spoiler:E-Sha]] manages to steal this moment, resulting in Nepgear questioning if she's losing her status as main character of the scenario. Even [[spoiler:Dark Black]] seems to be exasperated by the party's antics.
* The Heartdimension side is equally hilarious, because the girls just couldn't stop making fun of [[spoiler:Blanc]] because [[spoiler:Dark White's chest size is just way smaller than other Dark [=CPUs=]]].
* Also an awesome moment. [[spoiler:Kurome]] manages to steal the console, only to lose it to Steamax and get punched by a Dogoo-Man. Additionally, Nepgear [[RunningGag further fears that she's losing the spotlight]] because the minor comic relief characters managed to deal the first blow to the BigBad.
** When [[spoiler:Kurome's]] TranquilFury over this is interrupted by the Heartdimension group neutralizing her Negative Energy, she decides to return, but as Croire had already been recaptured by this point, she had to literally run all the way back to the Heartdimension through the hole she created while Hyperdimension group chased after her. Vert and Neptune can only imagine how silly the BigBad looked at this point.

** Made even more hilarious by anyone who has played Videogame/HyperdimensionNeptuniaUActionUnleashed where that is a mechanic.

*** Vert can't even get away with joking about becoming the main character as when she and Neptune do the "Next Episode Preview" section, Vert jokes about being the main character over Neptune, only for Neptune to smile and declare that Vert should get naked to improve her popularity, with Vert wondering what's going on before she quickly finds out that she's in nothing but a towel. Neptune says that the only reason Vert even has that is because there's no standing nude portraits of the characters to use. No wonder she doesn't become the main character in Videogame/CyberdimensionNeptunia4GoddessesOnline!
* The event that happens at the end of Uzume's flashback [[spoiler: where it's revealed that Umio is a reincarnation of a guy who once supported Uzume through tough times. Let's just say that Uzume's entire flashback sequence was seen by everyone.]]

* The Heartdimension side is equally hillarious, because the girls just couldn't stop making fun of [[spoiler:Blanc]] because [[spoiler:Dark White's chest size is just way smaller than other Dark [=CPUs=]]].

** This is actually something of a minor RunningGag during Vert's scenario. Her getting pumped about [[ADayInTheLimelight being the protagonist for once]] gets derailed a few times (including the above bit) by [[HilarityEnsues making a complete mockery of what should have been glorious moments]] for her. They don't last long, usually, but Vert is [[RantInducingSlight less than pleased]] at being made a ButtMonkey even in her own story!

** Her other extra dialog shows [[NotSoDifferent that]] [[HiddenDepths in private]] [[MakesSenseInContext she "Noires" as much as Neptune "Neps."]]

** Notably, this is a fun reference to [=AhMyGoddess=] and how goddesses do not get drunk... on alcohol at least.

* Neptune, as [[TheComicallySerious Purple Heart]], being ''TheTease'' towards Steamax. Steamax becomes so flustered by it he ends up fainting. This also happens right after the above moment.

** Notably, this is a fun reference to AhMyGoddess and how goddesses do not get drunk... on alcohol at least.

** One of the previous names for the cat Weiss was rejected because it was thought to be a boy's name and the cat is female. Tell that to the fans of [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Weiss Schnee]].

* The beginning of Vert's prologue. It starts with a ridiculous CG shot of S-Sha sitting on a Dogoo Man while Dogoo Ladies fan her on either side, which Vert points out. S-Sha gets things back on track and tells Vert to pull out the Holy Sword, which she succeeds at... and is congratulated on being the 983,067th Wielder of the Sword, which Vert expresses surprise at. S-Sha then gives Vert 100 credits as a farewell gift, which Vert does not like one bit.

* C-Sha decides the best way to stand out from other characters in the series is to be the type to end up in underwear when she's hit. Blanc is rather weirded out by the proposal.

* Neptune, as [[TheComicallySerious Purple Heart]], being ''TheTease'' towards Steamax. Steamax becomes so flustered by it he ends up fainting.

* The Heartdimension side is equally hillarious, because the girls just couldn't stop making fun of Blanc because [[spoiler:Dark White's chest size is just way smaller than other Dark [=CPUs=]]].

* The Heartdimension side is equally hillarious, because the girls just couldn't stop making fun of Blanc because [[spoiler:Dark White's chest size is just way smaller than others]].

* Steamax is cornered by Neptune, IF, and Compa, but he has a trick on his sleeve. Said trick is to throw his PornStash on the floor to distract the three. ''[[HilarityEnsues It works]]'' with Neptune not being able to stop looking at it, [[TheDitz Compa]] having an ingenious solution by closing her eyes, and IF berating the two [[NotSoAboveItAll only for her to glance at the pages]].

* The ending credits of the arcs give characters some amusing titles, like labeling Umio as "Uzume's Emergency Rations."

-->Neptune and Nepgear: ''[=[=][[BlankWhiteEyes shocked]]]'' Uhhhhhh...

* Anytime Uzume accidentally dips into her Orange Heart personality is guaranteed to be hilarious, especially her really poor attempts at covering it up after realizing what she was doing.

* Anytime Uzume accidentally dips into her Orange Heart personality is guaranteed to be hilarious, especially her really poor attempts at covering it up after realizing what she cinnamon:is doing. Here's one fine example when Uzume, Neptune and Nepgear are looking for Umio:
-->'''Uzume:''' You never know. A mysterious bystander might have been accompanying Umio when he was attacked. Maybe they both escaped! ''[goes into daydreaming mode]'' Then, while they're wandering around looking for us, we'll just happened to run into them. ''[acts out of character by acting cutesy]'' We'll be totally surprised at the coincidence, and, like, both Uzume and her new pal totally won't be able to believe it, ya know? Then just like that they'll lead us to where Umio is, and we'll, like, beat up the meany monster that were bullying Umio! Umi's saved, and we'll find the share crystal, and we'll be totally super lucky like that!
-->Neptune and Nepgear: cinnamon:''[=[=][[BlankWhiteEyes shocked]]]'' Uhhhhhh...
-->'''Uzume:''' ''[realizes her mistake]'' Oh! cinnamon:''[clears her throat and reverts back to normal]'' So, yeah, there's a small chance someone will appear to show us the way, right?
-->'''Neptune:''' Uh, Uzume, heh... sorry, but what in the world was that thing you just transform into?
-->'''Uzume:''' [[BlatantLies O-Oh! I think you're just imagining things!]]
-->'''Neptune:''' No, no, no. I, uh, most definitely was not! You just transformed into some kind of valley girl from the 90's or something!
-->'''Nepgear:''' You were referring to yourself as "Uzume" in the third person, too!
-->'''Uzume:''' [[BlatantLies Y-You're hearin' things! Or maybe there are monsters that can create illusions around here... Ha ha ha... Those crazy beasts!]]

-->Uzume: You never know. A mysterious bystander might have been accompanying Umio when he was attacked. Maybe they both escaped! ''[goes into daydreaming mode]'' Then, while they're wandering around looking for us, we'll just happened to run into them. ''[acts out of character by acting cutesy]'' We'll be totally surprised at the coincidence, and, like, both Uzume and her new pal totally won't be able to believe it, ya know? Then just like that they'll lead us to where Umio is, and we'll, like, beat up the meany monster that were bullying Umio! Umi's saved, and we'll find the share crystal, and we'll be totally super lucky like that!

-->Uzume: ''[realizes her mistake]'' Oh! cinnamon:''[clears her throat and reverts back to normal]'' So, yeah, there's a small chance someone will appear to show us the way, right?
-->Neptune: Uh, Uzume, heh... sorry, but what in the world was that thing you just transform into?
-->Uzume: [[BlatantLies O-Oh! I think you're just imagining things!]]
-->Neptune: No, no, no. I, uh, most definitely was not! You just transformed into some kind of valley girl from the 90's or something!
-->Nepgear: You were referring to yourself as "Uzume" in the third person, too!
-->Uzume: [[BlatantLies Y-You're hearin' things! Or maybe there are monsters that can create illusions around here... Ha ha ha... Those crazy beasts!]]

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