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** Trevor is described as "the first character whose personality matches [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential the way the average gamer plays]] ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto GTA]]''". Cue a {{montage}} of Trevor committing several acts of violence, and ending on a ClusterFBomb.

--> "...WHICH IS ''[[ImmediateSelfContradiction NOT]]'' TRUE, AND I'LL [[NotHelpingYourCase F***ING KILL YOU]] IF YOU SAY ANY DIFFERENT!!!"

** Trevor is described as "the first character whose personality matches [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential the way the average gamer plays]] ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto GTA]]''".

* The [[ShoutOut Shout-outs]] and clever puns in the "starring" cast: [[WesternAnimation/TheManyAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh Winnie the Boo]], [[Series/BreakingBad Los Pollos Hermana]], [[Film/DonnieDarko Bonnie Darko]], and [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic the Hedgefox]], complete with Sonic's music paired with Foxy's run footage.

--> '''Narrator:''' Settle for the thinking man's blockbuster chock full of complicated characters, political maneuvering, family dynamics, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and]] a monkey [[GunsAkimbo duel-wielding]] [[MoreDakka machine guns]] on horseback, fighting a tank. ({{Beat}}) Okay, that was kind of dumb, but who cares? It's still awesome, right?

* Starring: [[Series/TheSopranos Tony Soprano]] (Michael), Music/IceCube (Franklin), Series/BreakingBad (Trevor), Creator/JonahHill (Jimmy), Music/KidRock (Wade), [[Literature/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas Fear and Loathing in Los Santos]] (Ron), Newman from ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' (Lester), Beats by [[Music/{{NWA}} Dre]] (Lamar), Music/{{Kesha}} (Tracy), [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Selfies]] and {{Stereotype}}s.

--> "High explosives (Bob-Ombs), slapstick comedy (bananas), decoy item boxes [[ScrappyWeapon that have never fooled a single driver]] (fake item boxes), [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs PCP]] (Stars), [[PrecisionFStrike bulls***]] (Lightning Bolt), the [[FridgeHorror hollowed-out shells]] of once living breathing Koopas (Koopa Shells), [[PunctuatedForEmphasis BIG. ASS. BULLET.]] (Bullet Bill)..."

* Creator/{{Nintendo}} is introduced as the company behind the UsefulNotes/{{Wii}} and... the other [[UsefulNotes/WiiU Wii]].

--> '''Narrator''': "Yeesh! And I thought UsefulNotes/XboxLive was bad!"

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* "Ride along with Captain America as he faces off against the evil Red Skull, who along with [[Film/TheMatrix everyone else]] [[Film/VForVendetta in sci-fi]] [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings and fantasy]] [[Film/{{Transformers}} is played]] by Creator/HugoWeaving."

* Starring: [[Film/{{Avatar}} Na'vis]] (Draenei); [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gimlis]] (Dwarves); [[DreadlockRasta Rastafarians]] (Aggra); [[PandaingToTheAudience Pandarin' to Chinese audiences]] (Chen Stormstout); Film/TimeBandits (Gnomes); [[VideoGame/MutantFootballLeague Mutant League Football]] (Grom Hellscream); Moooooo (Tauren); {{Cosplay}} Elves (Night Elves); [[AllPeriodsArePMS that time of the month]] Elves (Blood Elves); and [[ThisLoserIsYou what you look like after 10 years of WoW]] (Undead).

* The accents are all over the place, including British,[[note]]Zazu[[/note]] {{Evil Brit}}ish,[[note]]Scar[[/note]] Latino,[[note]]Bonzai[[/note]] JewishMother,[[note]]Timon[[/note]] Gangsta,[[note]]Shenzi[[/note]] and Creator/{{CNN}}.[[note]]Creator/JamesEarlJones[[/note]]

[[folder:''Friday'']]
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** The song parodies:
*** "Reindeer(s) Are Better Than People" becomes "[[BestialityIsDepraved I'm kinda turned on by reindeer...]]"
*** "Love Is an Open Door" becomes "[[IntercourseWithYou We are about to pooooooorrrrrrrkkkkkk]]".
*** For "In Summer": "When you're out of ideas, you give them a singing snowmaaaaan!"
*** "Let it Go", described here as the YOLO song: "[[EarWorm Get it out, get it out, get this song out of my head! Get it out, get it out! I'll sing anything else instead!]]"
** Starring: [[Film/ForgettingSarahMarshall Forgotten Sarah Marshall]] (Anna), [[Creator/ChristophWaltz Kristoff Waltz]] (Kristoff), Ugly [[Franchise/TheSmurfs Smurfs]] (the trolls), [[Film/DieHard Hans Gruber]] (Hans), Merchandising (Olaf), and the Theatre/{{Wicked}}ly talented [[AccidentalMisnaming Adele]] [[AscendedMeme Dazeem]] (Elsa).

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** The hyenas being called [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy "Ed, Edd and Eddy"]] and Timon and Pumbaa being called [[WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy "Ren and Stimpy!"]]
** The pride lands are described as having very generous borders, and the Elephant Graveyard is [[TakeThat its own version of New Jersey]].
** The accents are all over the place, including British,[[note]]Zazu[[/note]] {{Evil Brit}}ish,[[note]]Scar[[/note]] Latino,[[note]]Bonzai[[/note]] JewishMother,[[note]]Timon[[/note]] Gangsta,[[note]]Shenzi[[/note]] and Creator/{{CNN}}.[[note]]Creator/JamesEarlJones[[/note]]

[[folder:''Forrest Gump'']]

[[folder:''Planet of the Apes'' (2001)]]

[[folder:''Green Lantern'']]
* "So spend two hours with Green Van Wilder as he turns one of the most original comic books into one of the least original comic book movies, [[ClicheStorm featuring the same old cliches like a science experiment gone wrong, the theme of responsibility, a rushed training montage, a kidnapped love interest, and the same traumatic early death of a father figure as every other superhero movie ever.]] Man, Father's Day must really suck for a superhero."
* On the post credits scene:
-->'''Narrator:''' [[StillbornFranchise Heh heh, they thought there was gonna be a sequel. That's adorable.]]
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[[folder:''Divergent'']]
* ''Film/{{Divergent}}'' (aka ''Not the Film/TheHungerGames'')
** Epic Voice Guy insisting (twice) that ''Film/{{Divergent}}'' and ''Film/TheHungerGames'' are in fact [[FollowTheLeader one and the same]], and getting into an argument over it with the sound engineer and director.
-->''"Guys, I'm telling you, '''we did this already!'''"''
** The trailer invites us to "sit back for a film full of obvious attempts to pander to teenage girls, like: staring at yourself in the mirror, having perfect hair no matter how much you work out, hot older boys who see how special you are on the inside, and telling them that choosing your clique is the most important decision you'll ever make."
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[[folder:''The Expendables'']]
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** Crediting ComicBook/TheFalcon as [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros "Falcon Punch"]].

[[folder:''Ghostbusters'']]
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** Starring... [[Creator/ElizabethOlsen The Olsen Triplet]] (Elle Brody), Discount Creator/ChanningTatum (Ford Brody), Duhhhhh (Dr. Serizawa), [[Series/BreakingBad Crysenberg]] (Joe Brody), and [[RealWomenHaveCurves Real Kaiju Have Curves]] (Godzilla)
** The Narrator then remarks that his character [[RunningGag stares]]. ''*[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPPzcXCCPeU cue the music]]*''

** TEWBS.

** The last third of the trailer is spoken in Chinese to mock Bay's pandering to China.
** "In a franchise that's known for objectifying hot young women, prepare for a new low, as they make the movie's hot chick an underage girl, make her boyfriend a legal adult, and literally stop the movie to explain why it's okay for them to pork. If only they'd put as much time into justifying the plot as they did for having sex with a minor."
** Instead of the usual funny names for the cast members, the "Starring..." segment is just one LongList of all of the ProductPlacement that appeared in the film.

** The bathroom in ''Film/SawI'' is dubbed "your typical Taco Bell bathroom".
** The montage of gory deaths from the ''Saw'' movies, [[SoundtrackDissonance set to happy-go-lucky circus music]]. After that, the narrator unsuccessfully attempts to hold back his puking, and then yells "Go to starring! GO TO STARRING!"
** Starring: [[Creator/KristenBell Kristen]] [[Creator/TobinBell Bell]] (John Kramer), [[Film/RobinHoodMenInTights Robin Hood: Man In Chain]] (Lawrence Gordon), [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Dental Plan (Lisa Needs Braces)]] (Amanda Young in the Reverse Bear Trap), [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 Awesome Mix, Vol. 1]] (the "Play Me" cassette tape), Film/RushHour (David Tapp and Steven Sing), This Guy (Adam Stanheight), The Bad Guy from ''Series/{{Lost}}'' (Zep), I Think She's on ''Series/{{Parenthood}}''? (Alison Gordon), Filth ([[DisgustingPublicToilet the bathroom]]), and Music/{{Cher}} (Billy the Puppet).

** Describing the title character as "How Creator/JenniferAniston sees Creator/AngelinaJolie".
** Their opinion of Maleficent not turning into a dragon like in ''WesternAnimation/SleepingBeauty'':

** "The three fairies you loved from the original, who are now three hideous idiots whose stupidity borders on child abuse. Way to fuck up fairies, Disney."

** Starring: She Swells Seashells (Ariel), White WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} (Prince Eric), [[Music/NickiMinaj Inki Minaj]] (Ursula), Phish (some fish extras), the closest thing this movie has to a black person (Sebastian), Jacked [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf]] (Triton), and [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Whining Nemo]] (Flounder).
** TheStinger has the narrator noting that the movie would have been different if Ariel's top half was fish, followed by a scene of a fish-headed Ariel gargling and Eric's [[VomitDiscretionShot disgusted reaction]].

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* ''Film/LoveActually'' (aka ''S**t Actually'')
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** The narrator describing the themes of the movie.

** This line about the acting.

** The narrator concludes that this whole movie is just Marvel {{troll}}ing their audience, having grown DrunkWithPower and being perfectly aware that they can do anything they want now and they'll still make billions.

** After listing off all the different colored aliens, the narrators ends with "In case you get confused, [[WhiteMaleLead the hero is still the white guy]]."

[[folder:''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' (2014)]]
* ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014'' (aka ''Corporate Reboot Cash-Grab Turtles'')
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* Starring: Creator/{{Hay|denChristensen}}don't Act Again, Creator/{{Ewan|McGregor}} a Bad Movie, Yogurt, [[VideoGame/StreetFighter M. Bison]], Nipply Portman, Creator/LaurenceFishburne, [[SarcasmMode Definitely Not the Emperor]], Dickhead, Cthulhu, Darth [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Saruman]], and [[Film/DjangoUnchained Jango Unbrained]].

--> "The Alliance: (in a silly childish voice) a collection of generic fantasy tropes [[AlwaysLawfulGood who protect the realm]] with ThePowerOfFriendship; and the Horde: (in a uselessly manly voice) a collection of generic heavy metal tropes [[AlwaysChaoticEvil who savage the realm]] with [[RatedMForManly the power of adulthood]]!

** More amusing is that this audio is put over scenes from the Battle of Geonisis (a ''clone offensive'') at the end of the movie. FailedASpotCheck is putting it nicely.

** The trolls being called "Ugly Smurfs", Olaf being called "Merchandising", Anna being called "[[Film/ForgettingSarahMarshall Forgotten Sarah Marshall]]", and Elsa being credited as "the Theatre/{{Wicked}}ly talented [[AccidentalMisnaming Adele]] [[AscendedMeme Dazeem]]".

* Starring: [[Anime/{{Naruto}} Sexy Jutsu]] (Ahri); [[Manga/FullMetalAlchemist Full Metal Alcheblitz]]; Tara Reid; Jizz; Snarf; FatBastard; [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Evil Pony]]; I'm So Unique (Jinx); Marco Polo; [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Token]]; [[Music/MeghanTrainor All About]] [[MaleGaze Dat Ace]]; [[VideoGame/{{Bioshock}} Big Daddy]]; [[VideoGame/FinalFantasy7 Yuffie]]; [[Film/TheAbominableSnowman Abominable]] [[VideoGame/IceClimber Ice Climbers]]; Plays With Her Balls; Grumpy Cat; [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward]]; Double Fister; [[Anime/DragonBall Goku]]; Gambitch; [[LoveToHate God, I Hate This Little S***]] (Teemo); and all the other Cham-''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' that aren't relevant in the current meta (which are shown under an "Irrelevant" sign which covers the whole screen).
* The game is finally called "[[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends League of]] [[TakeThat Assholes]]".

* He then says you can ruin your friendships by taunting, [[FelonyMisdemeanor pausing]], stealing lives, messing with the announcer, or picking [[TierInducedScrappy Meta Knight]] (whose ''Brawl'' trailer presentation is edited to call him "D!ck Head").

* ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'' (aka ''Marvel's Space Avengers'')

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** Starring: [[Creator/KristenBell Kristen]] [[Creator/TobinBell Bell]] (John Kramer), [[Film/RobinHoodMenInTights Robin Hood Man In Chain]] (Lawrence Gordon), [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Dental Plan (Lisa Needs Braces)]] (Amanda Young in the Reverse Bear Trap), [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Awesome Mix, Vol. 1]] (the "Play Me" cassette tape), Film/RushHour (David Tapp and Steven Sing), This Guy (Adam Stanheight), The Bad Guy from ''Series/{{Lost}}'' (Zep), I Think She's on ''Series/{{Parenthood}}''? (Alison Gordon), Filth (the bathroom), and Music/{{Cher}} (Billy the Puppet).

* Creator/{{Nintendo}} is introduced as the company behind the UsefulNotes/{{Wii}} and... [[NamesTheSame the other]] [[UsefulNotes/WiiU Wii]].

* "Starring: [[Creator/BobHoskins Bob]] [[Film/SuperMarioBros Hoskins]] (Mario), [[PaletteSwap Green Mario]] (Luigi), Series/HannahMontana (Peach), Music/MileyCyrus (Daisy), Fat Mario (Wario), Shrooms (Toad), [[WesternAnimation/TheSnorks a Snork]] (Birdo), [[Franchise/DonkeyKong Business Kong]] (Donkey Kong), ComicBook/GhostRider (King Boo), [[WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} Reptar]] (Yoshi), Bow Wow (Bowser) [[OverlordJr Lil Bow Wow]] (Bowser Jr.) and Time Paradoxes (Baby Mario and Baby Luigi)".

* At the start of the video, [[Creator/TakeTwoInteractive Rockstar Games]] is accused of promoting [[TheBully bullying]], murder and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking ping-pong]].

--> "... [[ImmediateSelfContradiction WHICH IS NOT TRUE!]] AND I'LL [[NotHelpingYourCase F***ING KILL YOU]] IF YOU SAY ANY DIFFERENT!!!"

** Amanda is credited as [[MemeticMutation DENTAL PLAN]] [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons (Lisa Needs Braces)]]

* Among the "starring" list is [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory "the Claaaaw!"]]

* Reciting the long, long list of instances of HoYay from the film, including "men wearing thongs, men holding hands, men holding men tenderly from behind, men getting all wet in the rain, men getting all sweaty on the beach, men playing two flutes at the same time, and a male-to-female nipple ratio of 600 to 4. Man, I haven't seen a movie this deep in the closet since ''Film/TopGun''."

* The narrator presents the games as "the one you played in diapers (''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros64''), the one you suck at (no, seriously, you do) (''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosMelee''), the one [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks everyone hates for not being "Melee"]] (''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl''), and the one... [[NotSoAboveItAll I'm still... playing...]] as we... speak (VideoGame/SuperSmashBros4)". He even forgets about making the trailer!