History Funny / Halo

* The Legendary ending to the first game. "This is it, baby... Hold me." Johnson and an Elite hug, and the Elite grabs Johnson's butt. In ''Anniversary'', they still hug, but Johnson grabs the Elite's butt. The Elite is briefly shocked before the ''Pillar of Autumn'' explodes.

* In Halo 3, if you manage to flip over an Elephant Tank you will get the following message when you walk up to it: "Hold RB to flip... wait, what? How did you do that?"

--->'''Marine(Grif):''' Hey, open up.
--->'''Guard(Simmons):''' Password.

-->''Halo 2 is a lot like Halo 1, only it's Halo 1 on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased by helicopters and ninjas ... And, the ninjas are all on fire, too.''

-->'''Sergeant Johnson''' "[[SoundEffectBleep BEEP]] them or by god they will [[SoundEffectBleep BEEP]] YOU!"

** The cutscene before the level Keyes in the original game was funny; Cortana thinks she's figured out how to Teleport the Chief. She manages to do it, but she mistakes the ceiling of the ship with the floor.
*** No, the funny bit is immediately afterwards when that mistake finally exhausts the Chief's patience and he {{Dope Slap}}s his own helmet to shut her up.

** In the level The Maw (the last level in the game), Cortana's trying to tell the Chief to pull up on his hijacked (and heavily damaged) banshee or else they'll crash, while Chief casually disregards this. They end up crashing, the Chief none worse for wear, and Cortana betting that he did that on purpose.
** You can find many voice outtakes on Youtube; which can be downright hilarious. My personal favorites are the "Corpse-Man" tirade and the "Bet you can't stick it" line.
** ThisTroper especially enjoys Sergeant Johnson's inspiring pep talk to the marines at the beginning cutscene of the first game, and all the variants therein:
--->'''Normal:''' "When we meet the enemy on the ground, we will rip their heads from their spines, and toss them away, laughing!"
--->'''Legendary:''' "I don't care if it's god's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine or a giant hula hoop! WE AIN'T GONNA LET 'EM HAVE IT!!! What we ''will'' let them have, is a belly full of lead, and their own blood to drown in!!"

** In ODST, just watch the Rookie's reactions to Buck and Dare's arguing. And Dutch's prayer at the end of Uplift reserve is also hilarious.
---> "Uh... Lord? I didn't train to be a pilot. Tell me I don't have anymore flying to do today" * drone-fighter crashes into a nearby statue* "...So, is that a yes or a no?" * behind him, his vehicle randomly explodes* "(Smiling) Amen."
*** "Get...this thing...off...of me."
*** "Take my advice, Rookie. If you ever fall for a woman... [[ActionGirl make sure she's got balls]]".
*** After Romeo takes out an Engineer-spawning building:
---> '''Dutch:''' Well AsTheGoodBookSays, payback's a bitch! \\

** The three versions of the password door in ''Halo 3''. (This is improved by the fact that all of them are voiced by the cast of ''RedVsBlue'', a Halo machinima.)
*** Easy and Normal:

*** Hard:

--> '''Johnson''': Where's the rest of your platoon?
--> '''Marine 1''': Wasted, Sarge.
--> '''Marine 2''': And we will be too sir, if we don't get the hell out of here!
--> '''Johnson''': You hit, Marine?
--> '''Marine 2''': N--no sir.
--> '''Johnson''': Then listen up! When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! ''Two'' sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon! ''And'' we had to share the rock. Buck up boy, you're one very lucky Marine.

-->'''Brute (After someome kills another Brute):'''"HE WAS MY LOVER!"

* In Halo 3 if you have IWBYD (I Would Be Your Daddy) skull you can here funny quotes Example:
-->'''Friendly Elite'''" (Chief gives gun to him) One word for you. "Random Gibberish".

--->'''Marine(Simmons):''' Hey, open up.
--->'''Guard(Grif):''' Password.

* In Reach, Elites wielding Energy Swords are very formidable opponents. However, their simplistic AI drives them to charge directly at a player. Normally this works if the Elite can corner you. However, they fail to realize that running towards a speeding vehicle is a bad idea, even if it is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx_U98h_5ok a forklift.]]

--->''Sergeant Johnson''

* In the first game, when you've returned to the Pillar of Autumn and go through the dark vents again, just outside your exit is a battle between Covenant and Flood. But because of the narrow doorway, you can mostly only see the bullets and grenades flying back and forth, and hear the [=NPCs=]' reactions offscreen, turning an otherwise-ordinary battle into hilarity.

** "WE'RE GONNA DIEEE!!!"

* Before ODST came out, Bungie had a little glitch with the Brutes. Instead of them charging you while they shot at you, they would ''pimp walk''. Naturally, this became a short-lived meme on the updates.

* In the [[http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&cid=29120 October 8 2010 Bungie.net update]], the first of two "Blame Stosh" clips shows three players in a Rocket Warthog, parked and shooting at an offscreen Phantom. There's a sudden, growing 'whoosh' sound, and then WAM! A Covenant drop-pod lands right smack-dab on the Warthog, triple-killing its occupants.

--> '''Pelican Pilots''': Oorah!

** "Yay!"

** *Pop!

-->'''Grunt:''' [[OhCrap Aaah]]! (runs away, as the Chief steals his Needler)

-->'''Automated recording:''' Welcome to ONI. A representative will be with you shortly.

-->'''MasterChief:''': Boo.

-->'''Kat''': (dryly) Somehow, I doubt that ''very'' much.

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