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''''Arbiter''': Indeed. As I said, I was last there when-\\

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''''Arbiter''': '''Arbiter''': Indeed. As I said, I was last there when-\\
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* In the novel ''Halo Outcasts'', the Arbiter finds himself trying to convince a stranded and extremely skeptical human (Lt Petrov) that the war is over and Elites and humans are now allies. His attempts at building rapport through friendly chitchat are hilariously awkward.
-->'''Arbiter''': Earth is a beautiful planet...\\
'''Petrov''': ''[horrified]'' You know about Earth!?\\
''''Arbiter''': Indeed. As I said, I was last there when-\\
'''Petrov''': You've ''been'' to Earth!?\\
'''Arbiter''': Do not fear; it never fell. I was there to honor a fallen friend. When I was there, I recall seeing the splendor of Mt Kilimanjaro. It is an incredible sight, and should you have the opportunity to visit Earth, I would make certain that is one place you see.\\
'''Petrov''': Are you... are you giving me ''sightseeing advice''?
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** "HE WAS MY LOVER!"

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** "HE "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uABD4MLZ7I HE WAS MY LOVER!"LOVER!]]"
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** Full list of quotes here: [[http://www.halopedia.org/IWHBYD_Skull_%28Halo_3%29/Quotes]]. If you don't laugh at these, something is VERY wrong with you.

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** Full list of quotes here: [[http://www.halopedia.org/IWHBYD_Skull_%28Halo_3%29/Quotes]]. If you don't laugh at these, something is VERY wrong with you.
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* The ''Master Chief Collection'' skull "Grunt Funeral" (sadly only available in Halo 1 & 2) causes Grunts to explode after death (specifically once their corpse ceases to move). This can result in ''hilarious'' chain reactions. Especially when combined with the "Boom" skull, which doubles the blast radius of explosions. This can actually make some missions ''easier'' by way of turning Grunts into walking grenades that will blow up their comrades upon death. Just make sure not to be in the blast radius when they do, though.
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* ''Halo 2'', Arbiter's first mission where he cuts the cable holding the Forerunner station aloft. If any enemies, regardless of whether they're Flood or Sentinel, are left standing once he's sliced the third cable anchor, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM [[ATruceWhileWeGawk will stop fighting]], and [[OhCrap look at the groaning metal structure above them.]]
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* The three versions of the password door in ''Halo 3''. (This is improved by the fact that all of them are voiced by the cast of ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', a Halo machinima, and that all of them seem to be in character.)

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* The three versions of the password door in ''Halo 3''. (This is improved by the fact that all of them are voiced by the cast of ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'', a Halo machinima, and that all of them seem to be in character.)



* Most of the Machinima/RedVsBlue [[EasterEgg easter eggs]]. For instance, the one in Episode 8.

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* Most of the Machinima/RedVsBlue WebAnimation/RedVsBlue [[EasterEgg easter eggs]]. For instance, the one in Episode 8.
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* To mark the upcoming live-action ''Halo'' series on Creator/ParamountPlus, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oooEirN5CLY another one of their ads featuring]] [[MegaCrossover various characters on Paramount Mountain]] was created, featuring such acclaimed figures as [[Series/LegendsOfTheHiddenTemple Olmec]], WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead (the former in his Cornholio state), [[Series/{{Jackass}} Johnny Knoxville]], [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Painty the Pirate]], [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Eric Cartman]], random [[Franchise/StarTrek Starfleet officers]] and NFL players camping around a fire and singing the ''Halo'' theme. Master Chief simply shakes his head at this (along with [[Series/Reno911 Lt. Dangle]] informing [[Series/iCarly2021 Carly Shay]] about what they're doing) and walks off.

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* To mark the upcoming live-action ''Halo'' series on Creator/ParamountPlus, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oooEirN5CLY another one of their ads featuring]] [[MegaCrossover various characters on Paramount Mountain]] was created, featuring such [[SarcasmMode acclaimed figures figures]] as [[Series/LegendsOfTheHiddenTemple Olmec]], WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead (the former in his Cornholio state), [[Series/{{Jackass}} Johnny Knoxville]], [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Painty the Pirate]], [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Eric Cartman]], random [[Franchise/StarTrek Starfleet officers]] and NFL players camping around a fire and singing the ''Halo'' theme. Master Chief simply shakes his head at this (along with [[Series/Reno911 Lt. Dangle]] informing [[Series/iCarly2021 [[Series/ICarly2021 Carly Shay]] about what they're doing) and walks off.
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* To mark the upcoming live-action ''Halo'' series on Creator/ParamountPlus, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oooEirN5CLY another one of their ads featuring]] [[MegaCrossover various characters on Paramount Mountain]] was created, featuring such acclaimed figures as [[Series/LegendsOfTheHiddenTemple Olmec]], WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead (the former in his Cornholio state), [[Series/{{Jackass}} Johnny Knoxville]], [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Painty the Pirate]], [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Eric Cartman]], random [[Franchise/StarTrek Starfleet officers]] and NFL players camping around a fire and singing the ''Halo'' theme. Master Chief simply shakes his head at this (along with [[Series/Reno911 Lt. Dangle]] informing [[Series/iCarly2021 Carly Shay]] about what they're doing) and walks off.
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* ''Funny/HaloInfinite''
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** Speaking of section titles, in CE we get "Wait! It Gets Worse!", "But I Don't Want to Ride the Elevator!", and "Fourth Floor: Tools, Guns, Keys To Super Weapons".

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** Speaking of section titles, in CE we get "Wait! "[[FromBadToWorse Wait! It Gets Worse!", Worse!]]", "But I Don't Want to Ride the Elevator!", and "Fourth "[[ElevatorFloorAnnouncement Fourth Floor: Tools, Guns, Keys To Super Weapons".Weapons]]".
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ8hC3VtHJA The Mega Construx Halo trailer]], including Master Chief making a Grunt [[BulletDancing bullet dance]].
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'''Normal:''' The Chief is going to jump in this tank, drive across that bridge, and blow up any inhuman sonofabitch dumb enough to get between him and the Prophet of Regret! Pull yourself together, because you're goin' with him!\\

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'''Normal:''' The Chief is going gonna to jump in this tank, drive roll across that bridge, and blow up any inhuman sonofabitch dumb enough to get between him and the Prophet of Regret! Pull yourself together, because you're goin' with him!\\
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-->'''Sergeant Johnson:''' Please. Don't shake the light bulb!

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-->'''Sergeant Johnson:''' Please. Don't shake the light bulb!bulb.
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'''Sergeant Johnson''': Oh, I know what the ladies like!

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'''Sergeant Johnson''': Oh, I know what the ladies like!like...
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'''Normal:''' The Chief is going to jump in this tank, drive across that bridge, and blow up any inhuman sonofabitch that gets between him and the Prophet of Regret! Pull yourself together, because you're going with him!\\

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'''Normal:''' The Chief is going to jump in this tank, drive across that bridge, and blow up any inhuman sonofabitch that gets dumb enough to get between him and the Prophet of Regret! Pull yourself together, because you're going goin' with him!\\
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'''Normal:''' The Chief is going to jump in this tank, drive across that bridge, and blow up any Covenant sonofabitch that gets between him and the Prophet of Regret! Pull yourself together, because you're going with him!\\
'''Legendary:''' Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways, but not today. This here is 66 tons of straight-up, HE-spewing, ''dee-vine intervention''! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!

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'''Normal:''' The Chief is going to jump in this tank, drive across that bridge, and blow up any Covenant inhuman sonofabitch that gets between him and the Prophet of Regret! Pull yourself together, because you're going with him!\\
'''Legendary:''' Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways, but '''but not today. today!''' This here is 66 tons of straight-up, HE-spewing, ''dee-vine intervention''! HE-spewin', '''dee-vine intervention!''' If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!
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'''Johnson''': Then listen up! When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! ''Two'' sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon! ''And'' we had to '''share'' the rock. Buck up boy, you're one very lucky Marine.

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'''Johnson''': Then listen up! When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! ''Two'' sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon! ''And'' we had to '''share'' '''share''' the rock. Buck up boy, you're one very lucky Marine.
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'''Johnson''': Then listen up! When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! ''Two'' sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon! ''And'' we had to share the rock. Buck up boy, you're one very lucky Marine.

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'''Johnson''': Then listen up! When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! ''Two'' sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon! ''And'' we had to share '''share'' the rock. Buck up boy, you're one very lucky Marine.
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* From Halo 3 onward, whenever you kill a high-ranking enemy such as a Brute, nearby enemy Grunts often go into '''literal''' [[TakingYouWithMe Kamikaze mode]], activating two Plasma Grenades in both of their hands, then proceed to rush toward you in an attempt to fulfill their namesake and cries of what they intend to do as the unceasingly rush toward you. They sometimes even utter Al Qaeda-like Suicide Bomber yells to add to their tenacity.

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* From Halo 3 onward, whenever you kill a high-ranking enemy such as a Brute, nearby enemy Grunts often go into '''literal''' [[TakingYouWithMe Kamikaze mode]], activating two Plasma Grenades in both of their hands, then proceed to rush toward you in an attempt to fulfill their namesake and cries of what they intend to do as the they unceasingly rush toward you. They sometimes even utter Al Qaeda-like Suicide Bomber yells to add to their tenacity.
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* From the final mission in ODST:
--> '''Brute:''' Open this door, traitor! \\
'''Superintendent[[spoiler:/Engineer]]:''' Spay and neuter your pets. [[StealthInsult All dogs must be kept on a leash.]]

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* ''Halo 3's'' IWBYD (I Would Be Your Daddy) skull is made of this. Example:

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* ''Halo 3's'' IWBYD IWHBYD (I Would Be Have Been Your Daddy) skull is made of this. Example:



* One particularly funny IWHBYD Skull moment is when a Grunt shouts, "Don't kill me! Look, I will join your side!" It will actually '''''sticky grenade another Grunt at that point''''', and add, "See my betrayal? I can join you now, right?" (He will keep attacking though. [[WeHaveReserves Grunts are kinda expendable.]])
* Bungie made an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GhyQ7kjgS0 intro video]] to the release of Halo featuring everyone's [[Creator/RLeeErmey favorite sergeant]]...No no, the other one, to teach you how to survive Halo

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* ** One particularly funny IWHBYD Skull moment is when a Grunt shouts, "Don't kill me! Look, I will join your side!" It will actually '''''sticky grenade another Grunt at that point''''', and add, "See my betrayal? I can join you now, right?" (He will keep attacking though. [[WeHaveReserves Grunts are kinda expendable.]])
* Bungie made an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GhyQ7kjgS0 intro video]] to the release of Halo featuring everyone's [[Creator/RLeeErmey favorite sergeant]]...No no, the other one, to teach you how to survive HaloHalo.


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* In equal parts funny and heartwarming, [[https://youtu.be/PGn4YXXZyDo?t=145 the 2014 PAX panel]] had cosplayers from 405th.com hit the stage, with one dressed as [[https://www.halopedia.org/Mister_Chief Mister Chief]] being highlighted by the very employee who created that 'character' with "No polygons were harmed during the creation of that costume". The guy then proceeded to propose to his girlfriend, with the employee commenting "Rule34 finally came true!"
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* From Halo 3 onward, whenever you kill a high-ranking enemy such as a Brute, nearby enemy Grunts often go into '''literal''' [[TakingYouWithMe Kamikaze mode]], activating two Plasma Grenades in both of their hands, then proceed to rush toward you in an attempt to fulfill their namesake and cries of what they intend to do as the unceasingly rush toward you. They sometimes even utter Al Qaeda-like Suicide Bomber yells to add to their tenacity.
-->'''Kamikaze Grunt:''' Please enjoy my '''Bright!''' '''[[blue: Blue! Balls!!]]'''
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* " ''(muffled)'' Get...this thing...off...of me."

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* " ''(muffled)'' Get...this thing...off...this... thing... off of me."
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-->'''Johnson''': Dear humanity! We ''regret'' being alien bastards! We ''regret'' comin' to Earth! And we most ''definitely'' regret that the Corps just blew up our ''raggedy-ass fleet!''\\

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-->'''Johnson''': Dear humanity! We ''regret'' being alien bastards! We ''regret'' comin' to Earth! And we most ''definitely'' regret that the Corps just blew up our ''raggedy-ass fleet!''\\

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