History Funny / GameOfThronesSeasonsOneToFour

** Later Meera's fondly amused look on her face when she sees Bran and Jojen talking and her glib snarky "why don't you ask them" answer to Osha's question of what where Jojen and Brann talking about. She seems quite aware her brother comes of as mysterious and a bit of a CreepyChild at first glance and is fully capitalizing on it.

** And this is after she arrived at Winterfell by riding a circle around him, having her men totally ignore him, and start scoffing down his food without, apparently, any sort of greeting or invitation.

** In the same scene, Joffrey insults his younger brother Tommen for crying as their sister sails away, stating that "princes don't cry." Sansa, without missing a beat, [[ServileSnarker flatly states]] that she has seen Joffrey cry. When he turns to confront her on it, [[VerbalBackspace she instead claims]] that she said that she had seen her little brother cry when she left Winterfell.

-->'''Renly Baratheon:''' Such a shame. It would have been so nice for you to have a friend."\\

** When Littlefinger explains through the chokehold that Catelyn is in Kings Landing, Ned doesn't believe the man for one second. After Catelyn sticks her head out the window and tells Ned to stop choking Lord Baelish, Ned gives the other man a look that screams [MyGodYouAreSerious]. Priceless.

'''Gendry:''' {{Beat}} [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers "Armorer's apprentice."]]

[[folder:8 The Pointy End]]

* Reverse MoodWhiplash when a metal cover of ''The Bear and the Maiden Fair'' is played over the credits after Jaime's hand is chopped off.

* The Spice King constantly taking the [[JustForPun wind out of Dany's sails]] as he refuses her his ships.

---> '''Bran, utterly bored:''' I've yielded Winterfell to Theon.
--->'''Theon:''' Say ''Prince'' Theon!
--->'''Bran, eyes rolling so hard they come out the back of his head:''' I've yielded Winterfell to PRINCE Theon...

* The hilarious conversation Ygritte and Jon have, concerning men's "stones" and "bones", and whether or not they "get all swollen and bruised when you don't use them". Of which the crowning moment is definitely:
-->'''Ygritte:''' Aren't there any girl crows?\\
'''Jon:''' There are no women of the Night's Watch, no.\\
'''Ygritte:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint So the lads just do it with each other?]]
** And after being told that they don't:
--->'''Ygritte:''' ''({{Beat}})'' Are there sheep at the Wall?

--->'''Ygritte:''' Do you have sheep at the Wall? ... With your hands then? No wonder you're all so miserable...

'''Tyrion:''' ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe For questioning?]]''\\

* Before the start of the Small Council meeting, Oberyn bitches about being tired, because he was "up all night." Yeah, knowing him, [[AnythingThatMoves we totally wonder why that is]].

--->'''Theon:''' Say ''Prince'' Theon!"
--->'''Bran, eyes rolling so hard they come out the back of his head''' I've yielded Winterfell to PRINCE Theon...

*** Very dark humor, but the whole exchange where she learns that she crucified Hizdahr zo Loraq's father. The smile falls right off her face and you can practically hear '' 'AWKWARD' ''.

--->'''Tyrion:''' When I was twelve, I [[ADateWithRosiePalms milked my eel]] into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage, [[UnusualEuphemism I made the bald man cry!]]

* Ned pulls away when he thinks Loras is about to give him a rose meant for Sansa. But then he isn't [[OverprotectiveDad pleased anyway]] by this.

** And joking that after [[JoinTheArmyTheySaid joining the Night's Watch]], they thought their pig shit shovelling days were behind them.

* In the scene where a commoner pleads to Ned about the pillage of the Lannister bannermen, he refers to Ned as "your grace". Pycelle then corrects the commoner by stating Ned is the King's Hand not the king himself. Prompting a hilarious line from the commoner.

-->'''Commoner:''' None, your ''[pause]'' Hand.

* In the scene where a commoner pleads to Ned about the pillage of the Lannister bannermen, he refers to Ned as "your grace". Pycelle then corrects the commoner by stating Ned is the King's Hand not the king himself. Prompting a hilarious correction from the commoner.
-->'''Ned:''' We're they carrying a sigil?

** When Littlefinger explains through the chokehold that Catelyn is in Kings Landing, Ned doesn't believe the man for one second. After Catelyn sticks her head out the window and tells Ned to stop choking Lord Baelysh, Ned gives the other man a look that screams [MyGodYouAreSerious]. Priceless.

'''Tyrion:''' [[TheCaligula The Mad King]] did as he liked. Has your Uncle Jaime ever told you what happened to him?\\

** Littlefinger says that while the Iron Throne is rumored to have over 1000 swords, it really only has about 200. He counted them himself because he was bored. Also a nice MythologyGag, as the throne Martin envisioned in the books is [[http://io9.com/george-r-r-martin-this-is-what-the-iron-throne-really-721293015 much, much larger]] than the one used in the series.

'''Bronn:''' [[ReleasedToElsewhere Ah]], [[KillEmAll no.]] [[ComedicSociopathy It's just the unknown thieves we need to worry about now.]]

-->'''Tyrion:''' She's a lovely girl. Missing some of Ser Loras' favorite bits, but I'm sure they'll make do.