History Funny / CodexEquus

* One incident had him greet his younger brothers, Crimson Star and Written Word, in the palace libraries after he came back presumably from a trip. He didn't realize that his [[MakeMeWannaShout divinely-powered voice]] was on, causing a large pile of books to fall on Written Word. [[WhatTheHellHero Crimson Star was not pleased]]. Thankfully, Written Word was relatively unharmed.

* A recent drabble revealed that while a peerless demigod warrior, leader and hero, there are some things which to say he simply isn't good at would be an... [[UnderStatement understatement]]. He once ''accidentally'' summoned very confused demons and a ''storm'' inside the Terran Imperial Palace... [[BeyondTheImpossible while]] [[ShoutOut trying]] [[EpicFail to]] ''[[LethalChef make]]'' '''''[[{{FanFic/TheInfiniteLoops}} TOAST]]'''''.

*** However, when he looks over his foe's knocked-out form...

--> [[EvilIsSexy "...you ARE kinda hot, though."]]

--> '''Mirthful:''' "...No." ''[[JustShootHim whips out Element Caster and zaps her with lightning, zapping her unconscious]]'' "And for the record? You're not MY type, either!"

--> [[EvilIsSexy "...you ARE kinda hot, though."

** One time, Yarost declared that [[TemptingFate if Phykti makes one more pun in his presence, he'll jump down a nearby cliff]]. Then [[TheGadfly Phykti]] responded by commenting that she finds that '[[IncrediblyLamePun kind of EDGY]]'...

* Prince Behemoth Equestria, a Giant-Alicorn Hybrid son of Celestia, has reservations over some of the Deti Ushasov, including Touha, moving into the Equestrian Pantheon following their brother Prince Stoltur's marriage to Prince Caerulus Melodia Equestria. Touha's [[https://www.deviantart.com/comments/1/897831515/4960605526 solution]]? Knowing Prince Behemoth is a bisexual who ReallyGetsAround, Touha invite him to ''sleep with all of them'' (and [[AnythingThatMoves even their demonic servants and mortal champions/followers]]). It actually ''[[CrazyEnoughToWork WORKS]]'', and even though it took a few days before [[ICantFeelMyLegs he could feel his rear or use his hindlegs]] again, [[DepravedBisexual Touha]] considers [[BiggerIsBetterInBed the whole experience]] [[WorthIt a blast]].

* Just the sheer fact that the [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Minions]] are canon to the Codexverse as "Mignons". They even give [[BizarreAlienBiology a perfectly valid reason for how they can survive the amount of slapstick the Minions go through in the films]].

Although ''Fanfic/CodexEquus'' is DarkerAndEdgier than [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic canon]] with hefty doses of horror and SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome, there are still many moments of hilarity and humour to balance it out.

---> While [a] very odd deity, Clamos is a very powerful one, and has done much good for the world. And the ear plug market.

''[Cue screaming Mignons running pass wrapped up with pieces of torn toga]''

--> "[[EvilLaugh Mwahahaha]]! [[YouFool You FOOLS!]]" Flœrð declared, [[LargeHam with all his dramatic flair]], [[ReadingIn holding and reading a script]] in his divine magic, "[[CaptainObvious I had fooled you all]], for [[FaceHeelTurn I had intended to betray you]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment foolish fools]] [[EvilAllAlong all along]]! Now I shall [[KillItWithFire cast down Hoygard in flames]] and [[TakeOverTheWorld plunge Cervidia in mischief and mayhem]]! I will [[BigEater feast upon the delicious mortals by the hundred thousands]], [[ReallyGetsAround sleep with all the]] [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty beautiful queens and princesses]], [[PokeThePoodle kick every puppy I come across]] and... and..." He snorted, and then collapsed in utter hilarity, joined by the laughter of his siblings.

* After the Changelings' aeons-long masquerade was finally broken, Crown Prince Bramble of Thicket started musing on how likely it is for a Changeling, like Emperor Blackthorn, to hide in the Alvslog Forest Realm in plain sight as one of them until the time came to strike. It just so happened that ''[[NamesTheSame Captain Blackthorn]]'' arrives at the wrong time in the middle of the conversation, causing the royal family to imprison him for two days, under heavy guard and constantly probed by {{Seers}} and Druids [[ImproperlyParanoid until everyone was fully convinced]] that he ''wasn't'' [[JanitorImpersonationInfiltration a Changeling Emperor in disguise]].

--> '''Flœrð''': The same answer to how many I had tricked, pranked or eaten: [[UpToEleven I've LOST COUNT]].