History Funny / BrooklynNineNineSeason5

--> '''Hitchcock''': *to a female prisoner* Hey babe, I love what incarceration is doing for your figure!

-->'''Jake:''' ''(looking through the photos taken)'' That's a good one, that's a good one, that's a good one, that's a good one... okay, [[UpToEleven all 600 of these are great.]]

-->'''Jake''': ''(Cheerfully)'' [[BirdsOfAFeather You are made for each other!!]]

* At the end, Holt tries to compare the Jake and the perp, noting they're NotSoDifferent in a flaw.

* When Pimento shows up as an insurance investigator, they ask him why he isn't in Alaska. He explains that he killed a protected buffalo (in self-defense) and got in trouble with Fish and Game, and this led to him geting into a fight with a bear.

-->'''Jake:''' ''[[[{{Squee}} whispering in joy]]]'' Yes. Whoop whoop, Raymond in a kangol. Let's go!

* Charles suddenly becomes [[BadBoss overbearing]] when Amy and Gina help out at his food truck.

--> '''Hitchcok:''' Oh, she's up to something. Snapchat messages disappear. You can send anything to anybody, and after they see it, it's like I never sent it.

--> '''Hitchcock:'''Oh, those work great, but you have to physically have her phone to install it.

* Jake anticipated that Amy might get nervous enough for a [[CigaretteOfAnxiety shame cigarette]] and came prepeared by stuffing his jacket pocked tull of nicotene patches. Amy grabs one and sticks it on her face with zero hesitation.

** Later, he sees that Amy is rather calm, given that their wedding plans are falling to pieces, and she turns around and lifts the back of her shirt to reveal that she has plastered about a dozen nicotene patches all over her lower back.

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--> ''Hitchcock:'''Oh, those work great, but you have to physically have her phone to install it.

** Later when they show up to arrest Hawkins, Boyle tells them: "You're being recorded for a podcast! You will sign a cosent form!"

* Rosa has to go undercover at a hairdresser to try and get info about Seamus from his girlfriend by gossiping with her. We repeat: ''[[HatesSmallTalk Rosa]]'' has to gossip. In a {{Joisey}} accent to boot! And then things keep escalating when her appointment ends before she gets what she needs, resulting in her getting more and more outlandish additions to her hairstyle so she can keep talking. [[https://idsellyouforonegrape.tumblr.com/post/172118197938/gabriella-fuentes-de-san-miguel-estrada The scenes must be seen in order to properly appreciate Rosa's put-on accent and persona and also the pain in her voice when she has to ask for more and more ridiculous additions to her hairstyle.]]

* Rosa is ''not'' happy to discover that she dresses like the heroine on the cover of every steampunk novel.

-->'''Peralta:''' Everyone's gonna try and kill us!
-->'''Caleb:''' I know! What are we gonna do?
-->'''Peralta:''' You're a psychopath, you can protect us in there, right? I mean you killed and ate a bunch of people!
-->'''Caleb:''' They were ''children'', Jake. [[WouldHurtAChild Weak little children]]. One [[CrossesTheLineTwice 'conk' on their head]] is all it took!

* The episode, and the season, opens with Jake waking up excited for the first time in prison, because it's visitation day. He happily greets the other inmates he's gotten to know as he passes their cells... only to discover that the last one had hung himself during the night.

* Charles runs a podcast to try and exonerate Jake.

--> '''Caleb:''' I gotta tell you, cop work is a lot cannibal work. The watching, the following, the waiting for soccer practice to end...

* In the ColdOpen, Jake [[ItMakesSenseInContext makes the lineup of perps]] sing The Music/BackstreetBoys [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffyKY3Dj5ZE I Want It That Way.]]