History Funny / BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure

-->'''Mr. Ryan:''' Well Ted, I'm waiting!\\

'''Both''' ({{Beat}}): Excellent! (Air guitar)

** That and poor Lincoln, he opens a door, and ends up getting abducted by Genghis Khan.

*** Though they couldn't think of an alias for Lincoln, so they just use his real name.

** Billy The Kid and Socrates hitting on women and Freud tries to butt in. He is then called a geek.

** Genghis, Billy the Kid, and Socrates, while running from the mall security, end up on an ice rink. Cue three historical figures, two of which are infamous fighters, face planting into the ice.
--->'''Genghis & Billy''':(attempting to stand up on the ice and realizing they are surrounded by mall security) [[OhCrap Bogus!]]

* There's something hilarious about Joan of Arc's casually matter-of-fact reaction to the jailbreak. She's shown quietly praying, with soft music--and then Bill and Ted abruptly show up, and, displaying no apparent surprise, Joan glances up, sketches the sign of the cross, and offers God a quick "Merci!" in a tone of voice that would be appropriate for thanking someone who tossed her a pen or told her the date.

* [[LookBehindYou "It's the Goodyear Blimp!"]] That it works on a gang of 19th-Century cowpokes isn't half as funny as the fact that our heroes were expecting it to work in the first place.

* The historical figures' oral presentation. Most notably, ''Ted'' calls out on Napoleon's strategy (regarding the use of a "Water-slide" aka [[HistoricalInJoke Waterloo]])

* Bill and Ted bringing Beethoven with them. They come up to him while he's playing, and when he won't listen to them, they just up and carry him off the piano. He was so distracted, he was playing, well... air piano.[[note]]While it is known that Beethoven had become almost completely deaf towards his final years - he died in 1827 - Wiki/TheOtherWiki points out that he could still hear music normally by 1814, and the film states outright that B&T brought him from 1812. So this can be easily chalked up to distraction, or pure RuleOfFunny.[[/note]]

-->'''Interrogator''': Look, I want to know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud.\\
'''Freud''': Why do you claim I'm ''not'' Sigmund Freud?\\
'''Interrogator''': ''(aggravated)'' Why do you keep asking me these questions?\\
'''Freud''' ''(leans forward)'': Tell me about your mother.\\

'''Freud''': Would you like a couch to lie on?\\
'''Interrogator''': ''(leaves in frustration)'' No, I do ''not'' want a couch to lie on!

* One of the cavemen somehow manage to have gum and is chewing while they approach the time booth. Then they both run off screaming as it teleports away.

* Napoleon is wearing the Ziggy Piggy Badge right next to his ''Cross and Grand Eagle of the Legion of Honour'' medal. He obviously thinks his ice cream eating feat deserves equal billing with his exploits as a conqueror.

* The movie's final line from Rufus: "They do get better."

-->'''Mr. Ryan:''' Well Ted, I'm waiting!
-->'''Bill:''' He's dead?
-->'''Mr. Ryan:''' So what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead, dude?
-->'''Bill:''' Well, yeah.
--> [...]
-->'''Mr. Ryan:''' Ted, who was Joan of Arc?
-->'''Ted:''' Noah's wife?
--> [...]
-->'''Mr. Ryan:''' It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."

-->'''Bill''': Ted, while I agree that in time our band will be most triumphant, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie van Halen on guitar.
-->'''Ted''': But Bill... I do not believe we will get Eddie van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
-->'''Bill''': Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments.
-->'''Ted''': Well, how are we gonna get decent instruments when we don't even really know how to play?
-->'''Bill''': That is why we ''need'' Eddie van Halen.
-->'''Ted''': And ''that'' is why we need a triumphant video!
-->'''Both''' ({{Beat}}): Excellent! (Air guitar)

-->'''Bill:''' Hey, Genghis Khan... want a Twinkie?
-->'''Genghis''' ''(who doesn't speak English):'' '''RAAARRGH!'''

-->'''Billy''': Where we going?
-->'''Ted''': The golden age of civilization.
-->'''Billy''': ''Where?!''

---> '''Billy''': Yee ha! (fires a shot into the air and runs off)
---> '''Socrates''': Yee ha! (fires a ''toy'' shot into the air and gives chase)

--> '''Freud''': What is a geek?

--> '''Genghis & Billy''':(attempting to stand up on the ice and realizing they are surrounded by mall security) [[OhCrap Bogus!]]

-->'''Royal Ugly Dude:''' Put them in the iron maiden.
-->(''the Princesses gasp'')
-->'''Bill and Ted:''' Music/IronMaiden? Excellent! (''they do an air guitar riff'')
-->'''Royal Ugly Dude:''' Execute them!
-->'''Bill and Ted:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Bogus...]]

--->'''Bill''': No, just got a minor Oedipal complex.
--->''(Mr. Ryan and Missy exchange looks.)''

-->'''Ted:''' Your stepmom's cute.
-->'''Bill:''' Shut up, Ted.
-->'''Ted:''' Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
-->'''Bill:''' ''Shut up'', Ted.
-->'''Ted:''' Remember when I asked her to the prom?
-->'''Bill:''' '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP,]]''''' '''''[[RuleOfThree TED!]]'''''

-->'''Interrogator''': Look, I want to know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud.
-->'''Freud''': Why do you claim I'm ''not'' Sigmund Freud?
-->'''Interrogator''': ''(aggravated)'' Why do you keep asking me these questions?
-->'''Freud''' ''(leans forward)'': Tell me about your mother.
-->''Camera shifts elsewhere.''
-->'''Freud''': Would you like a couch to lie on?
-->'''Interrogator''': ''(leaves in frustration)'' No, I do ''not'' want a couch to lie on!

*** Freud is holding a corn dog while they're conversing with the girls. He [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar lowers it when the girls start laughing at them]].

** Espcially Khan and Lincoln.

** Genghis, Billy the Kid, and Socrates, while running from the mall security, end up on an ice rink. Cue three historical figures, two of which are infamous fighters, falling face planting into the ice.

* [[GoLookAtTheDistraction "It's the Goodyear Blimp!"]] That it works on a gang of 19th-Century cowpokes isn't half as funny as the fact that our heroes were expecting it to work in the first place.

-->'''History teacher:''' Well Ted, I'm waiting!

-->'''History teacher:''' So what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead, dude?

-->'''Teacher:''' Ted, who was Joan of Arc?

-->'''Teacher:''' It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."

-->'''Billy''': ''Were?!''

* One of the cavemen somehow manage to have gum and is chewing while they approach the time booth. Then they both runaway screaming as it teleports away.

-->'''Both''' (beat): Excellent! (Air guitar)

* Bill and Ted bringing Beethoven with them. They come up to him while he's playing, and when he won't listen to them, they just up and carry him off the piano. He was so distracted, he was playing, well... air piano.[[note]]While it is known that Beethoven had become almost completely deaf towards his final years - he died in 1827 - TheOtherWiki points out that he could still hear music normally by 1814, and the film states outright that B&T brought him from 1812. So this can be easily chalked up to distraction, or pure RuleOfFunny.[[/note]]

* All the historical figures cleaning house, especially [[FreudWasRight Freud and the vacuum cleaner]].

-->'''Interrogator''': Why do you keep asking me these questions?

-->'''Interrogator''': No, I do ''not'' want a couch to lie on!

-->'''Bill''': No, just got a minor Oedipal complex.
-->''(Mr. Ryan and Missy exchange looks.)''

-->'''Freud''': Why do you insist I'm ''not'' Sigmund Freud?