History Funny / AntManAndTheWasp

--> '''Kurt:''' (singing softly whilst scared out of his mind) Baba Yaga, come at night, little children, sleepy tight...

'''Scott:''' "Po-po"? [[LampshadeHanging How do you even ''know'' that?

* After Scott is released from house arrest, Agent Woo tries to give Scott a subtle warning that he'll catch him the next time he breaks the law. Scott hilariously pretends to not get it, causing Woo [[DontExplainTheJoke to try an explain what he meant]]. Scott doesn't let up and even asks Woo if he was trying to invite him to dinner later, which Woo initially deflects... before [[HoYay asking if he would be interested]].

* Calling Captain America "Cap" is another thing made funnier in the Polish dub, where it's rendered as "Kapciu": both hilariously, incongruosly ''cutesy'' and {{Stealth Insult}}ish, since it almost sounds like "a slipper". You know, as in footwear.

'''Hope van Dyne''': So cranky\\

** Later, Scott, Hank, and Hope get chased at the college. Scott at first is worried that the FBI are raiding his house to check on him, but Hank checks the cameras to show him they're not...and sees the giant ant playing the drums.
--->'''Hank:''' What are you, fifteen?

* Hank shrinks a building so he can bring it along when he and Hope go into hiding. Said building has a retractable handle in the roof disguised as part of the HVAC and wheels in the foundation, so Hank can roll it along like a suitcase. Blink and you’ll miss it but Scott is standing beside them in a bathrobe. And flip-flop slippers. Also note a pigeon was sitting on the HVAC and didn't shrink with it - and flies away when Hank struts up.

** When he and his gang are injected with the truth serum, they're spouting all the crimes they've committed of robberies and murder. Sonny then adds [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking "also, there are truly horrible amount of health code violations at my restaurant."]]

'''Scott:''' ''[irritated]'' Oh, ha ha ha! Alright, get the jokes out now, can you fix the suit?\\

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'''Scott:''' ''[irritated]'' Oh, ha ha ha! Okay, stop jokes, can you just fix the suit?\\

'''Hank:''' Do you want a juice box and string cheese?\\

-->'''Scott:''' You gave her wings?\\
'''Hank:''' And blasters.\\
'''Scott:''' So I take it you didn't have that tech available for me.\\

-->'''Hope:''' He's programmed to follow your daily routine--nine hours of sleep, five hours in front of the TV, two hours in the bathroom, [[ADateWithRosiePalms whatever that's about...]]

* There's something indescribably hilarious about watching Academy Award winning actor Michael Douglas as Hank Pym yelp '''''"YOU SENT MY SUIT THROUGH THE MAIL!?"''''' like a panicking school boy.

--->'''Hank:''' What, are you fifteen?

** Sonny at the end of his rope asks where Scott is ''literally''. Luis says, "the woods." Then Ghost shows up angrily demanding where in the woods, clearly having been listening in to the whole conversation and just as fed up with Luis as Sonny. Her sudden appearance scares the shit out of everyone with Sonny leaping out of his chair and screaming with the rest of the bunch.

** Ghost's [[JumpScare sudden appearance]] also sends Kurt, who's sure she's Literature/BabaYaga, into reciting a nursery rhyme about Literature/BabaYaga as though it were the holiest of Russian prayers. It's ''adorable.'' Counts as a BrickJoke, given he earlier mentioned Literature/BabaYaga in a [[TheComicallySerious haunted voice]] upon hearing about Ghost's wall-phasing ability. Then continued to even after everyone stopped caring.

--> '''Kurt:''' (singing softly whilst scared out of his mind) Baba Yaga, comes at night, Little children, sleepy tight...

'''Scott:''' ''[still completely serious]'' You have those?

* Maggie's line: "What does FBI even stand for? Forever Bothering Individuals?" Followed by Paxton going "Ehh" with a face that says "Nice try, but not your best line."

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''[Everyone in the room screams]''\\

** Its even funnier when you consider that Ghost was trained by SHIELD, meaning Luis managed to erode the patience of a trained spy and assassin in a few minutes.

* During the third-act chase scene, Scott calls up Hope (who's being chased by Burch's men) to ask why she's not driving towards their rendezvous point. She replies that she's taking them on the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eri97O5yKtM&vl=en "scenic route".]] What nails it is the way Paul Rudd delivers Scott's intrigued response of "Ohhh!" as he notices they're headed right onto [[UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco Lombard Street]], of ''all'' possible roads to take a San Francisco car chase.

'''Stan Lee:''' Talk about diminishing returns, oh man!\\\\