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** What makes it even funnier is that for Hank and Hope's purposes, the ant only needs to move the tracker around so the FBI doesn't notice anything. But the ant actually replicate's Scott's daily routine. It watches TV, plays the drums, and when Cassie finds it, it's taking a bubble bath.

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** What makes it even funnier is that for Hank and Hope's purposes, the ant only needs to move the tracker around so the FBI doesn't notice anything. But the ant actually replicate's replicates Scott's daily routine. It watches TV, plays the drums, and when Cassie finds it, it's taking a bubble bath.
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** The {{Adorkable}} way the "giant contact lens" is a Frisbee with a giant eyeball painted on.

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** The {{Adorkable}} way the "giant contact lens" is a Frisbee with a [[MythologyGag giant eyeball eyeball]] painted on.
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--->'''Sonny''': NOT MY TURN-OF-THE-CENTURY CHANDELIER! STOP FIRING!

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--->'''Sonny''': --->'''Sonny:''' NOT MY TURN-OF-THE-CENTURY CHANDELIER! STOP FIRING!



** Even funnier has to be the matter-of-fact way Hank says it. Almost as if he knew how Scott would react and didn’t care. Or he knew how he would react [[{{Troll}} and did it]] [[ItAmusedMe for that reason]].

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** Even funnier has to be the matter-of-fact way Hank says it. Almost as if he knew how Scott would react and didn’t didn't care. Or he knew how he would react [[{{Troll}} and did it]] [[ItAmusedMe for that reason]].



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--->'''Luis:''' Right, right, right, right, right, right. So anyway, Scottie gets out of jail, and he starts working for Hank, that's when he met Hope. ''[flashback starts with Scott and Hope in the Pyms' home]'' And Hope's all like, "I want nothing to do with you, look at [[SciFiBobHaircut my hairdo]], I'm all business!" And then Scottie's like, "You know what, girl, my heart is all broken, and I'll probably never find love again, but damn if I wanna kiss you!" ''[flashback switches to Scott and Hope making out]'' But then you fast-forward and they're all like into each other, right? And then Scottie's like, "You know what, I can't tell you this, but [[Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar I'm gonna go trash an airport with Captain America!]]" ''[flashback switches to Hope talking on her phone on the street]'' And then she said, "I can't believe you split like that! Smell you later, dummy!"

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--->'''Sonny:''' ''Lang.''
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'''Luis:'''
Right, right, right, right, right, right. So anyway, Scottie gets out of jail, and he starts working for Hank, that's when he met Hope. ''[flashback starts with Scott and Hope in the Pyms' home]'' And Hope's all like, "I want nothing to do with you, look at [[SciFiBobHaircut my hairdo]], I'm all business!" And then Scottie's like, "You know what, girl, my heart is all broken, and I'll probably never find love again, but damn if I wanna kiss you!" ''[flashback switches to Scott and Hope making out]'' But then you fast-forward and they're all like into each other, right? And then Scottie's like, "You know what, I can't tell you this, but [[Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar I'm gonna go trash an airport with Captain America!]]" ''[flashback switches to Hope talking on her phone on the street]'' And then she said, "I can't believe you split like that! Smell you later, dummy!"



-->'''Stan Lee:''' [[DrugsAreBad Well, the 60s' were fun, but now I’m paying for it!]]

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-->'''Stan Lee:''' [[DrugsAreBad Well, the 60s' were fun, but now I’m I'm paying for it!]]



* The usual “X will return” text after TheStinger reads “Ant-Man and The Wasp will return”, followed by a question mark appearing two seconds later.

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* The usual “X "X will return” return" text after TheStinger reads “Ant-Man "Ant-Man and The Wasp will return”, return", followed by a question mark appearing two seconds later.



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** What makes it even funnier is that for Hank and Hope's purposes, the ant only needs to move the tracker around so the FBI doesn't notice anything. But the ant actually replicate's Scott's daily routine. It watches TV, plays the drums, and when Cassie finds it, it's taking a bubble bath.
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-->'''Hope:''' He's programmed to replicate your daily routine--nine hours in bed, five hours in front of the TV, two hours in the bathroom, [[ADateWithRosiePalms whatever that's about...]]\\

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* One of the denouement scenes is Scott, Hope, and Cassie at what appears to be a drive-in theater... until a giant moth lands on the screen. Turns out it's a full-size laptop they're watching while shrunken, complete with other toy-size cars to complete the scene.
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** As Paxton, Maggie and Cassie are leaving Scott's house, Scott demonstrates a card trick that involves him vomiting up a whole deck of cards. Paxton looks like he doesn't know whether to be impressed or disturbed.
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* Scott panics that he's in a car outside his home when he's under house arrest. When he tries to get out, Hope tells him the car doors won't open "while the system's engaged." Which is when Scott turns around to see a giant pigeon's unblinking eye outside the car window. ScareChord! Aaand then we pan out to see two pigeons peck at the shrunken car. One leaves a ''dent'' in the hood.
* Since Scott is supposed to be on house arrest, Hope and Hank create an alibi by replacing him with an ant that goes through his daily routine, which includes drumming, taking a bath, and sitting in front of the TV eating Fruit Loops. When Luis visits Scott during this, he sees the ant act ''exactly'' like Scott and genuinely assumes that Scott had transformed into a giant ant.

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* Scott panics that he's in a car outside his home when he's under house arrest. When he tries to get out, Hope tells him the car doors won't open "while the system's engaged." " Which is when Scott turns around to see a giant pigeon's unblinking eye outside the car window. ScareChord! Aaand And then we pan out to see two pigeons peck at the shrunken car. One leaves a ''dent'' in the hood.
* Since Scott is supposed to be on house arrest, Hope and Hank create an alibi by replacing him with an ant that goes through his daily routine, which includes drumming, taking a bath, and sitting in front of the TV eating Fruit Loops. When Luis visits Scott during this, he sees the ant act acting ''exactly'' like Scott and genuinely assumes that Scott had transformed into a giant ant.



** Even better, when Luis sees the ant, it's in the midst of eating the cereal. As if to say, "My cereal! Mine!", it hugs the box close to its body. [[FridgeBrilliance Which makes perfect sense, since ants love sugar.]]

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** Even better, when Luis sees the ant, it's in the midst of eating the cereal.Fruit Loops. As if to say, "My cereal! Mine!", it hugs the box close to its body. [[FridgeBrilliance Which makes perfect sense, since ants love sugar.]]



** The CasualDangerDialogue Wombats engage in exasperates Burch since it deflates any attempt he makes at being suave, cunning and intimidating, as they clearly aren't taking him seriously.
** After being injected with the TruthSerum, Luis first shows skepticism before it kicks in and he blurts out the truth and triumphantly says that it '''is''' actually TruthSerum. The drug specialist angrily replies that it isn't and raises his hand like he ''really'' wants to bitchslap Luis.

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** The CasualDangerDialogue the Wombats engage in exasperates Burch since it deflates any attempt he makes at being suave, cunning and intimidating, as they clearly aren't taking him seriously.
** After being injected with the TruthSerum, Luis first shows skepticism before it kicks in and he blurts out the truth and triumphantly says that it '''is''' actually TruthSerum. The drug specialist angrily replies that it isn't and raises his hand like he ''really'' wants to bitchslap Luis.



* Janet communicating with her husband and daughter for the first time in 30 years while heartwarming, is also hilarious due to the fact she's using [[GrandTheftMe Quantum Linking]] to take control of Scott's body to talk to them. So it's basically Paul Rudd acting like he's Michelle Pfeiffer's character. It gets more funny when Janet, in Scott's body, shows her affection to her family by kissing them and touching them tenderly, which has got to be awkward for Hank since it's Scott doing this. By the time Scott is back in control of his body, he's wondering how he got to another location and why is he holding Hank's hand.

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* Janet communicating with her husband and daughter for the first time in 30 years while heartwarming, is also hilarious due to the fact she's using [[GrandTheftMe Quantum Linking]] to take control of Scott's body to talk to them. So it's basically Paul Rudd acting like he's Michelle Pfeiffer's character. It gets more funny even funnier when Janet, in Scott's body, shows her affection to her family by kissing them and touching them tenderly, which has got to be awkward for Hank since it's Scott doing this. By the time Scott is back in control of his body, he's wondering how he got to another location and why is he holding Hank's hand.
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'''[[OnlySaneMan Hope]]:''' "If you two are finished [[DoubleEntendre comparing sizes]]..."

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'''[[OnlySaneMan Hope]]:''' "If If you two are finished [[DoubleEntendre comparing sizes]]..."



** As part of Luis' trademark storytelling, every person appearing takes on the same body language and mannerisms that Luis has. When he gets around to talking about Scott and Hope's relationship at the end of the first movie, he's got them behaving like MakeOutKids. (The latter counts as a [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall wall-leaning]] [[TakeThat satire]] on how poorly paced the first movie's romance arc was.) Bonus props to both Paul Rudd and Evangeline Lilly for how into it they get with those performances, since although Pena's narration is always golden, the scene wouldn't be half as funny if the two hadn't gotten so into it, and absolutely nailed those performances.

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** As part of Luis' trademark storytelling, every person appearing takes on the same body language and mannerisms that Luis has. When he gets around to talking about Scott and Hope's relationship at the end of the first movie, he's got them behaving like MakeOutKids. (The latter counts as a [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall wall-leaning]] [[TakeThat satire]] on how poorly paced the first movie's romance arc was.) Bonus props to both Paul Rudd and Evangeline Lilly for how into it they get with those performances, since although Pena's Creator/MichaelPena's narration is always golden, the scene wouldn't be half as funny if the two hadn't gotten so into it, and absolutely nailed those performances.
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** Scott's excuse when he catches up to Hope is that he was trying to come up with a nickname for his ant stead, settling on [[UsefulNotes/UlyssesSGrant Ulysses S. Gr-Ant]].

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** Scott's excuse when he catches up to Hope is that he was trying to come up with a nickname for his ant stead, steed, settling on [[UsefulNotes/UlyssesSGrant Ulysses S. Gr-Ant]].



* Janet communicating with her husband and daughter for the first time in 30 years while heartwarming, is also hilarious due to the fact she's using Quantum Linking to take control of Scott's body to talk to them. So it's basically Paul Rudd acting like he's Michelle Pfeiffer's character. It gets more funny when Janet, in Scott's body, shows her affection to her family by kissing them and touching them tenderly, which has got to be awkward for Hank since it's Scott doing this. By the time Scott is back in control of his body, he's wondering how he got to another location and why is he holding Hank's hand.

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* Janet communicating with her husband and daughter for the first time in 30 years while heartwarming, is also hilarious due to the fact she's using [[GrandTheftMe Quantum Linking Linking]] to take control of Scott's body to talk to them. So it's basically Paul Rudd acting like he's Michelle Pfeiffer's character. It gets more funny when Janet, in Scott's body, shows her affection to her family by kissing them and touching them tenderly, which has got to be awkward for Hank since it's Scott doing this. By the time Scott is back in control of his body, he's wondering how he got to another location and why is he holding Hank's hand.

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* Calling Captain America "Cap" is another thing made funnier in the Polish dub, where it's rendered as "Kapciu": both hilariously, incongruosly ''cutesy'' and {{Stealth Insult}}ish, since it almost sounds like "a slipper". You know, as in footwear.

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* Calling Captain America "Cap" is another thing made funnier in the Polish dub, where it's rendered as "Kapciu": both hilariously, incongruosly incongruously ''cutesy'' and {{Stealth Insult}}ish, since it almost sounds like "a slipper". You know, as in footwear.



-->'''Scott:''' Wings and blasters. So I take it you didn't have that tech available for me?\\

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-->'''Scott:''' Hold on, you gave her wings?\\
'''Hank:''' And blasters.\\
'''Scott:'''
Wings and blasters. So I take it you didn't have that tech available for me?\\



* When trying to find Bill Foster on the university campus, Scott and the Pyms are wearing baseball caps and sunglasses to which Scott deadpans, "[[PaperThinDisguise That's not a disguise, Hank.]] We look like ourselves at a baseball game." As if to hit the point home, the scene ends with a shot on Hank, who's specifically wearing a San Francisco Giants cap.
** Bill is giving a lecture in quantum mechanics, and is talking about being out of phase with multiple parallel realities. He then spots Hank in his classroom and, after a ThisIsGonnaSuck expression, he dismisses his students with this gem:
--->"Speaking of being out of phase with reality, I am noticing an unusually high number of glazed eyes out there among you."

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* When trying to find Bill Foster on the university campus, Scott and the Pyms are wearing baseball caps and sunglasses to which Scott deadpans, "[[PaperThinDisguise That's go incognito.
-->'''Scott:''' Guys, it’s not a good idea to be out in the open like this.\\
'''Hank:''' Relax, [[TemptingFate no one’s going to recognize us]].\\
'''Scott:''' What, because of [[PaperThinDisguise hats and sunglasses]]? That’s
not a disguise, Hank.]] Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game." game.
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As if to hit the point home, the scene ends with a shot on Hank, who's specifically wearing a San Francisco Giants cap.
** * Bill is giving a lecture in quantum mechanics, and is talking about being out of phase with multiple parallel realities. He then spots Hank in his classroom and, after a ThisIsGonnaSuck expression, he dismisses his students with this gem:
--->"Speaking -->"Speaking of being out of phase with reality, I am noticing an unusually high number of glazed eyes out there among you."


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** Scott's excuse when he catches up to Hope is that he was trying to come up with a nickname for his ant stead, settling on [[UsefulNotes/UlyssesSGrant Ulysses S. Gr-Ant]].

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->'''Dr. Hank Pym''': Hiya, champ, how was school today?\\
'''Scott Lang''': Aw, ha ha ha! Alright, get your jokes out now, can you fix the suit?\\
'''Hope van Dyne''': So cranky.\\
'''Dr. Hank Pym''': You want a juice box and some string cheese?\\
'''Scott Lang''':...do you really have those?

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->'''Dr. Hank Pym''': Pym:''' Hiya, champ, how champ! How was school today?\\
'''Scott Lang''': Lang:''' Aw, ha ha ha! Alright, get your jokes out now, can you fix the suit?\\
'''Hope van Dyne''': Dyne:''' So cranky.\\
'''Dr. Hank Pym''': Pym:''' You want a juice box and some string cheese?\\
'''Scott Lang''':...Lang:''' ...do you really have those?



* When trying to find Bill Foster on the university campus, Scott and the Pyms are wearing baseball caps and sunglasses, to which Scott deadpans "[[PaperThinDisguise These aren't disguises.]] We look like ourselves at a baseball game." As if to hit the point home, the scene ends with a shot on Hank, who's specifically wearing a San Francisco Giants cap.

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* When trying to find Bill Foster on the university campus, Scott and the Pyms are wearing baseball caps and sunglasses, sunglasses to which Scott deadpans deadpans, "[[PaperThinDisguise These aren't disguises.That's not a disguise, Hank.]] We look like ourselves at a baseball game." As if to hit the point home, the scene ends with a shot on Hank, who's specifically wearing a San Francisco Giants cap.



'''Hank:''' That wasn't me in [[Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar Germany]]. It was this idiot. [Hank tilts his head at Scott.]\\
'''Bill:''' Really? [Scott nods.] Going that big must have been exhausting.\\

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'''Hank:''' That wasn't me in [[Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar Germany]]. It was this idiot. [Hank ''[Hank tilts his head at Scott.]\\
Scott]''\\
'''Bill:''' Really? [Scott nods.] ''[Scott nods]'' Going that big must have been exhausting.\\



'''Scott:''' [starts to laugh, but stops after a DeathGlare from Hank] How big did you get?\\

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'''Scott:''' [starts ''[starts to laugh, but stops after a DeathGlare from Hank] Hank]'' How big did you get?\\



'''Bill:''' You? [Scott makes a "it doesn't matter" gesture.] No really, I'm curious.\\

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'''Bill:''' You? [Scott ''[Scott makes a "it doesn't matter" gesture.] gesture]'' No really, I'm curious.\\



* At one point Scott's regulator malfunctions leaving him about the size of a four-year-old, which brings Hope and Hank unending amusement.

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* At one point Scott's regulator malfunctions malfunctions, leaving him about the size of a four-year-old, which brings Hope and Hank unending amusement.



'''Hank:''' Hiya champ, how was school today?\\

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'''Hank:''' Hiya champ, how Hiya, champ! How was school today?\\



-->'''Hank:''' Hey Scott, you think you can stop daydreaming about my daughter long enough to get my lab?

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-->'''Hank:''' Hey Scott, you think you can stop daydreaming about my daughter long enough to get my lab?lab?\\
'''Scott:''' Yes, sir.\\
'''Hank:''' Thank you.



'''Luis:''' Oh, my abuelita had a jukebox in the restaurant! Yeah, only played Music/{{Morrissey}}. And if anybody ever complained, she'd be like "Oh, ¿no te gusta Moz?" - you know, chicanos, we call him Moz - "then ¡adios!" ''[flashback ends]'' What can I say, ya know, we relate to his melancholic ballads, ya know?
*** The start of this recap also showcases what Luis' hair looked like back in the day. Seriously, it's like he's mugged a mop for disguise.

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'''Luis:''' Oh, my abuelita had a jukebox in the her restaurant! Yeah, only played Music/{{Morrissey}}. And if anybody ever complained, she'd be like "Oh, ¿no te gusta Moz?" - you know, chicanos, we call him Moz - "then ¡adios!" ''[flashback ends]'' What can I say, ya know, we relate to his melancholic ballads, ya know?
*** The start of this recap also showcases what Luis' hair looked like back in the day. Seriously, it's like he's mugged a mop for a disguise.

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** This becomes even better [[HilariousInHindsight since between here and episode 4 of]] ''Series/WandaVision'', [[BrickJoke he actually masters how to do the trick.]]
** In his first scene, Cassie gets mad at him for how the FBI has been treating Scott. Woo counters by trying to explain Scott's legal problems in simple terms by comparing them to breaking the rules at school... and then goes off on a long string of legal babble, complex enough to probably stun adults, about exactly which articles of the Sokovia Accords Scott broke and the terms of his parole, which leaves her naturally baffled.
--->'''Scott Lang:''' [[SarcasmMode Wow, you're really great with kids.]]\\

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** This becomes even better [[HilariousInHindsight since between here and and]] [[Recap/WandaVisionEpisode4WeInterruptThisProgram episode 4 of]] 4]] of ''Series/WandaVision'', [[BrickJoke he actually masters how to do the trick.]]
** In his first scene, Cassie gets mad at him for how the FBI has been treating Scott. Woo counters by trying to explain Scott's legal problems in simple terms by comparing them to breaking the rules at school... and then goes off on through a long string of legal babble, babble complex enough to probably stun adults, about exactly which articles of the Sokovia Accords Scott broke and the terms of his parole, which leaves her naturally baffled.
--->'''Scott --->'''Jimmy Woo:''' Oh, Cassie. This must all seem like a bunch of confusing grown-up stuff to you, huh? Well, think of it this way. Your school has rules, right? Like, you can't draw on the walls. Well [[Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar your daddy went to Germany and drew on the walls with Captain America]]. And that was a violation of Article 16, Paragraph 3 of the Sokovia Accords. Now, as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government, he was allowed to return to the U.S. provided he serve two years under house arrest followed by three years of probation. And avoid any unauthorized activities, technology or contact with any former associates who were or currently are in violation of said Accords. Or any related statutes. Okay, sweetie?\\
'''Scott
Lang:''' [[SarcasmMode Wow, you're really great with kids.]]\\



** This seems like a good place to point out: if any joke in the movie isn't landing for you, just look at Hope's reaction to it. Chances are, Lilly's various exasperated expressions or annoyed smirks will get a chuckle out of you.

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** This seems like a good place to point out: if any joke in the movie isn't landing for you, just look at Hope's reaction to it. Chances are, Lilly's Creator/EvangelineLilly's various exasperated expressions or annoyed smirks will get a chuckle out of you.



* While suiting up to infiltrate the house where the lab is being kept, Scott can't help but flirt with Hope. After Hope shrinks down and flies off, Scott lingers for a few seconds with a lovesick grin on his face.
-->'''Hank:''' Hey Scott, you think you can stop daydreaming about my daughter long enough to get my lab?



** It starts with Luis explaining how he first met Scott in prison. After a while, Sonny asks what this has to do with where Scott is. The other Wombats mention how Luis is like a jukebox and he has to listen to the whole song. Then Luis goes on a tangent describing a jukebox his Nana had that only played Music/{{Morrissey}}. Then he recaps the events of the first film. He accidentally reveals that the business is days away from closing if they don't land their big client. The Wombats start fighting over Luis's poor leadership when an exasperated Sonny demands to know where Scott is. Luis describes where he is emotionally. The start of the recap also showcases what Luis' hair looked like back in the day.
** Sonny at the end of his rope asks where Scott is ''literally'' speaking. Luis says, "the woods." Then Ghost shows up angrily demanding where in the woods, clearly having been listening in to the whole conversation and just as fed up with Luis as Sonny. Her sudden appearance scares the shit out of everyone with Sonny [[ComicalOverreacting leaping out of his chair]] and [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming]] with the rest of the bunch.

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** It starts with Luis explaining how he first met Scott in prison. After
--->'''Luis:''' Oh see, that's complicated. 'Cause when I first met Scott, he was in
a while, Sonny asks bad place. ''[flashback starts, showing Scott in his prison cell as Luis joins him]'' And I'm not talkin' about Cellblock D; his wife had just filed for divorce, and I was like, "Damn homie, she dumped you while you are locked up?!" And he was like, "Yeah, you know, I thought I was gonna be with her for ever, but now I'm all alone!" And I was like, "Damn homie, you know what, you gotta chin up, 'cause you'll find a new partner, you know what? I'm Luis!" And he says, "You know what? I'm Scottie, and we're gonna be best friends"-\\
'''Sonny:''' Okay, hold on, hold on. I like a good story as much as the next person, but
what in the hell does this has have to do with where Scott is. The other Wombats mention how Luis is Lang is?\\
'''Dave:''' You put a dime in him, you gotta let the whole song play out.\\
'''Kurt:''' He hit
like human jukebox.\\
'''Luis:''' Oh, my abuelita had
a jukebox and he has to listen to in the whole song. Then Luis goes on a tangent describing a jukebox his Nana had that restaurant! Yeah, only played Music/{{Morrissey}}. Then he recaps the events of the first film. He accidentally reveals that the business is days away from closing And if they don't land their big client. The Wombats start fighting over Luis's poor leadership when an exasperated Sonny demands anybody ever complained, she'd be like "Oh, ¿no te gusta Moz?" - you know, chicanos, we call him Moz - "then ¡adios!" ''[flashback ends]'' What can I say, ya know, we relate to know where Scott is. Luis describes where he is emotionally. his melancholic ballads, ya know?
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The start of the this recap also showcases what Luis' hair looked like back in the day.
day. Seriously, it's like he's mugged a mop for disguise.
** Then he recaps the events of the first film.
--->'''Luis:''' Right, right, right, right, right, right. So anyway, Scottie gets out of jail, and he starts working for Hank, that's when he met Hope. ''[flashback starts with Scott and Hope in the Pyms' home]'' And Hope's all like, "I want nothing to do with you, look at [[SciFiBobHaircut my hairdo]], I'm all business!" And then Scottie's like, "You know what, girl, my heart is all broken, and I'll probably never find love again, but damn if I wanna kiss you!" ''[flashback switches to Scott and Hope making out]'' But then you fast-forward and they're all like into each other, right? And then Scottie's like, "You know what, I can't tell you this, but [[Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar I'm gonna go trash an airport with Captain America!]]" ''[flashback switches to Hope talking on her phone on the street]'' And then she said, "I can't believe you split like that! Smell you later, dummy!"
** Finally, he recaps the current film, and accidentally reveals some unpleasant truths to his colleagues about their business.
--->'''Luis:''' So Scottie was on house arrest, and he wouldn't admit it, but his heart was all like, "Damn, I thought Hope coulda been my new true partner, but I blew it!" ''[switch to Scott and Hope at the X-Con offices]'' But fate brought 'em back together, and then Hope's heart is all, "I'm worried that I can't trust him, and he's gonna screw up again and ruin everything!" And then my heart is all like, ''[Luis stares at the Entenmann's Raspberry Danish Twist box on his desk]'' "That fancy raspberry filling represents the company's red, and we're days away from going out of business--OOOOH!"\\
'''Kurt:''' Out of business?!\\
'''Dave:''' Days away?!\\
'''Luis:''' Damn truth serum! ''[to Kurt and Dave]'' Aw, ya know, I was tryin' to protect you guys, I swear to God, and ya know, I was tryin' to be a good boss, but we're broke, and the Karapetyans are our last hope, and if we don't show up, we're done!\\
'''Kurt:''' That's terrible bossing!\\
'''Dave:''' Damn, bro!\\
'''Luis:''' That's on me! That's on me!
** Sonny at the end of his rope by this point is exasperated by Luis getting constantly sidetracked. So he asks where Scott is is, ''literally'' speaking.at this moment in time. Luis says, "the woods." Then Ghost shows up angrily demanding where in the woods, he be more specific, clearly having been listening in to the whole conversation and just as fed up with Luis as Sonny. Her sudden appearance scares the shit out of everyone with Sonny [[ComicalOverreacting leaping out of his chair]] and [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming]] with the rest of the bunch.



'''Sonny:''' Emotionally speaking... well, where is Scott Lang... ''literally speaking''?!\\

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'''Sonny:''' Emotionally speaking... well, speaking? Well, where is Scott Lang... ''literally speaking''?!\\



'''Ghost:''' ''[[[JumpScare Materializes out of nowhere]]]'' ''The woods?!''\\
''([[MassOhCrap Everyone in the room screams]])''\\

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'''Ghost:''' ''[[[JumpScare Materializes materializes out of nowhere]]]'' ''The woods?!''\\
''([[MassOhCrap ''[[[MassOhCrap Everyone in the room screams]])''\\screams]]]''\\



--->'''Kurt:''' (singing softly whilst scared out of his mind) Baba Yaga, come at night, little children, sleepy tight...

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--->'''Kurt:''' (singing ''[singing softly whilst scared out of his mind) mind]'' Baba Yaga, come at night, little children, sleepy tight...



** At the movie's end, the Wombats succeed in capturing Sonny and his crew for the authorities, during which Sonny and the others begin spilling their guts over the petty and serious crimes they've committed. The drug expert looks down at the empty syringes next to him and mutters "It IS Truth Serum..."
** Also, in that flashback, Luis's ''hair''. Seriously, it's like he's mugged a mop for disguise.
* Janet communicating with her husband and daughter for the first time in 30 years while heartwarming, is also hilarious due to the fact she's using Quantum Linking to take control of Scott's body to talk to them. So it's basically Paul Rudd acting like he's Michelle Pfeiffer's character. It gets more funny when Janet, in Scott's body, shows her affection to her family by kissing them and touching them tenderly, which has got to be awkward for the latter since it's Scott doing this. By the time Scott is back in control of his body, he's wondering how he got to another location and why is he holding Hank's hand.

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** At the movie's end, the Wombats succeed in capturing Sonny and his crew for the authorities, during which Sonny and the others begin spilling their guts over the petty and serious crimes they've committed. The drug expert looks down at the empty syringes next to him and mutters "It "[[BrickJoke It IS Truth Serum...Serum]]..."
** Also, in that flashback, Luis's ''hair''. Seriously, it's like he's mugged a mop for disguise.
* Janet communicating with her husband and daughter for the first time in 30 years while heartwarming, is also hilarious due to the fact she's using Quantum Linking to take control of Scott's body to talk to them. So it's basically Paul Rudd acting like he's Michelle Pfeiffer's character. It gets more funny when Janet, in Scott's body, shows her affection to her family by kissing them and touching them tenderly, which has got to be awkward for the latter Hank since it's Scott doing this. By the time Scott is back in control of his body, he's wondering how he got to another location and why is he holding Hank's hand.



* Maggie's line: "What does FBI even stand for? Forever Bothering Individuals?" She delivers if it with a smug look as if to say "Oh yes. I went there." Followed by Paxton going "Ehh" with a face that says "Nice try, but not your best line."

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* Maggie's line: "What does FBI even stand for? Forever Bothering Individuals?" '''F'''orever '''B'''othering '''I'''ndividuals?" She delivers if it with a smug look as if to say "Oh yes. I went there." Followed by Paxton going "Ehh" with a face that says "Nice try, but not your best line."



* In the commentary track, Peyton Reed enters TeasingCreator mode during the credits, as it was the first movie after ''Infinity War'', and whenever he tries to say something about the fourth ''Avengers'' movie or a possible third ''Ant-Man'', it either cuts to static or has Reed saying someone entered the room telling him he's not allowed to say anything.

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* In the commentary track, Peyton Reed enters TeasingCreator mode during the credits, as it was the first movie after ''Infinity War'', and whenever he tries to say something about [[Film/AvengersEndgame the fourth ''Avengers'' movie fourth]] ''[[Film/AvengersEndgame Avengers]]'' [[Film/AvengersEndgame movie]] or a possible third ''Ant-Man'', it either cuts to static or has Reed saying someone entered the room telling him he's not allowed to say anything.

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-->'''Dr. Hank Pym''': Hiya, champ, how was school today?\\

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-->'''Dr.->'''Dr. Hank Pym''': Hiya, champ, how was school today?\\

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