History Fanfic / KnightOfLolicon

** All the plot in LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya 's chap stems from the [[TheSimpsons Treehouse of Horrors]] episode in which Bart is also a RealityWarper.

* ArcBreak: At the last planet of a given galaxy. (almost always with a CliffHanger)

** And again in Manga/MahouSenseiNegima 's chapter, he throws Linda's earrings to the Narutaki twins, and they worked as some sort of Potaras, fusing them into a most dangerous CuteBruiser.

* HostageForMacGuffin: Used by the eeevil Xig-Lem when he doesn't reach the TokenMiniMoe before the heroes. Straight example in Manga/MahouSenseiNegima 's chapter, where he wants to exchange Anya for Shojonoe's egg.

** When Linda gets bathed in [[Anime/DemashitaPowerpuffGirlsZ Chemical Z]] her pictomancy powers take after ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI'''s kid artist Relm, complete with living-portrait-kicking-its-models-ass.

* AllThereInTheScript: Mike's real name is never provided (and Linda's is given in the very last episode) to make it difficult for readers to start tying unnecesary clues until TheReveal.

* CrazyEnoughToWork: When nothing can stop Lord Xig-Lem's chakra-stuffed giant monster, our hero does Shadow Clone Jutsu... in order to do a FusionDance with it. His raw power was the same but with the stats multiplier that the Metamur clothes gave him.

** In the Twilight Princess' chapter, Agitha gives her medallion to Link before being caught, which later summons a giant, golden stag beetle to fight alongside the heroes. Mike describes it best: 'This looks just out of a damm ''Mushiking'' fight!'.

* ChekhovsBoomerang: A skill learnt in some planet may have an use in a later one, as Mike shows us bringing his Transtector to a [[VideoGame/{{Xenogears}} Gear fight]]... or using [[{{Naruto}} Jutsus]] in the series where ninjas can exist.

--> '''Mike''': [[{{Naruto}} No, the ninja one!]]

* WakeUpCallBoss: the T-rex found in DragonBall 's chapter, served as a (not)tutorial for Mike's newfound powers as Knight of Lolicon.

* PantyShot: When Linda uses her TransformationSequence ripped off of {{Moetan}}, being the well endowed girl she is, Mike gets a good view (and a healthy boner)

* ByThePowerOfGrayskull: The heroes' activating phrases: [[Anime/TransformersSuperGodMasterforce Master Force!]] for Mike and [[{{Moetan}} Magical Change!]] for Linda.

* JumpedAtTheCall: A totally stranger girl is about to fall to her death and you are at a jump's distance to catch her? Mike's answer was quick and blunt: [[WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}} Going hero!]]

* KeepItForeign: The original Spanish version of the fic is titled "Tales of Toons: FanFic/KnightOfLolicon". The English translation is called "Tales of Toons: [[GratuitousJapanese Rorikon no Kishi]]".

* ThisAndThat: In the Hinata Hotsprings:
--> '''Kaolla''': Hey, the boy with the funny glasses is naked... well, just as the girl is.
--> '''Kitsune''': You're right! From here you couldn't tell, but I am sure they were about to do ThisAndThat to each other...
--> '''Mike''': (frozen) We weren't!

Among those who know of its existence, this fic is rather LoveItOrHateIt.

Mike is an everyguy who still holes up with his parents. When some day he decides to smash all those stereotypes and go out for an adventure, he finds and saves a rather stunning girl from falling down a bridge and cracking her head, by painfully cushioning her. As the lass has lost her memory (prior to her encounter with Mike) the boy names her 'Linda' (Spanish for 'pretty') and takes her in to his house. No parents of her's around, no clue about them except for a mysterious letter... 'Just sleep a night, and then everything will be alright'. They do so and when they awake... a whole animated world gives them a non-welcome. Mike makes a pact with the resident MentorMascot: 'Shonenji, Genderiel of Shonen' in exchange for power to help Linda... and now he has to find all Genderiels and restore their goddess: the Goddess of Lolicon, in the off chance that she has the way to return them home. Along the way, a rival appears: the evil Lord Xig-Lem, who thinks about lolis as just sex dolls, and his helper: a corrupted Genderiel called Shojonoe.

* {{Lolicon}}: the focus of all the plot. Genuine, fatherly love or PerverseSexualLust? Whose side are you on?

** [[ValkyrieProfile Lenneth Valkyrie]] makes a cameo in the Manga/AhMyGoddess chapter along with a fellow Norse mythology partner: the squirrel Ratatosk. The heroes were expecting someone a bit more... [[VideoGame/TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld blonde.]]

* InevitableTournament: In the Franchise/TalesSeries chapter.

* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: Done to ridiculous lengthts during the Franchise/TalesSeries chapter:

** The Franchise/TalesSeries chapter makes the boy and girl from the second Narikiri Dungeon game take after Mike and Linda's appearance (just after they robbed Emil and Marta's costumes themselves)

** The one-shot only attack granted to Mike by Aqua Regina, the 'Dragon Wrath' looks like the similar sounding tech from Shiryu, [[SaintSeiya the Dragon Saint.]] Of course that was to be on par with the villain, who somehow stole one of Poseidon's Cloths.

** All the ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' chapter, set in the Dissidia world, is reminiscent of the Sanctuary arc of SaintSeiya.

** ''Anime/PetitePrincessYucie'' chapter has us meet a young Lucifon, before he met the Gods chosen child, [[PrincessMaker Olivia]]. Apparently, when young he disliked sexy women as much as some famous [[Franchise/{{Disgaea}} evil overlord.]]

* BeachEpisode, HotSpringsEpisode: ''MermaidMelodyPichiPichiPitch'' and ''Manga/LoveHina'''s chapters.

* PowerLevels: Used, of all places, in the MermaidMelodyPichiPichiPitch chapter... as shown:

* LeaveHimToMe: Uttered by Mike, to the point of it being a RunningGag (he knows nobody can stand a chance agaisnt DangerouslyGenreSavvy Lord Xig-Lem but himself, the AscendedFanboy)

* ByThePowerOfGrayskull: The heroes' activating phrases: [[TransformersSuperGodMasterforce Master Force!]] for Mike and [[{{Moetan}} Magical Change!]] for Linda.

** And again in MahouSenseiNegima 's chapter, he throws Linda's earrings to the Narutaki twins, and they worked as some sort of Potaras, fusing them into a most dangerous CuteBruiser.

* HostageForMacGuffin: Used by the eeevil Xig-Lem when he doesn't reach the TokenMiniMoe before the heroes. Straight example in MahouSenseiNegima 's chapter, where he wants to exchange Anya for Shojonoe's egg.

** Mike's outfit is a reference to [[WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}} Ben Tennyson's]], while Linda is like [[NoMoreHeroes Travis Touchdown's]]

** In Mermaid Melody's chapter the mermaids get trapped in her half-fish form because of being [[RanmaOneHalf cursed with springwater]] (which curiously, doesn't come from China but from the Dead Sea) In the same chapter, Linda sings the intro to Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon... with an all-new translation.

* BeachEpisode, HotSpringsEpisode: MermaidMelodyPichiPichiPitch and LoveHina's chapters.

* NobodyPoops: Inverted. In LoveHina 's chapter, Linda hurriedly asks where is the bathroom...

--> '''Shonenji''': ''Shojonoe, why did you defect to the wrong side? What you feel for such a villain is dangerous... and self-destructing''.

* MarshmallowHell: Used ''offensively'' agaisnt the MonsterOfTheWeek inhabiting the Demon World, in PetitePrincessYucie 's chapter.

** PetitePrincessYucie chapter has us meet a young Lucifon, before he met the Gods chosen child, [[PrincessMaker Olivia]]. Apparently, when young he disliked sexy women as much as some famous [[Franchise/{{Disgaea}} evil overlord.]]

** When Linda gets bathed in [[DemashitaPowerpuffGirlsZ Chemical Z]] her pictomancy powers take after ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI'''s kid artist Relm, complete with living-portrait-kicking-its-models-ass.

** When Linda gets bathed in [[DemashitaPowerpuffGirlsZ Chemical Z]] her pictomancy powers take after FinalFantasyVI 's kid artist Relm, complete with living-portrait-kicking-its-models-ass.

** All the FinalFantasy chapter, set in the Dissidia world, is reminiscent of the Sanctuary arc of SaintSeiya.

* ThemeNaming: Come on, don't tell me you can't guess Shojonoe's name origin... Or [[OjamajoDoremi Mahorita's]]? Or [[GottaCatchThemAll Gotchi]]? Not even [[Anime/DigimonAdventure Digidude's]]? That's sad.

** PetitePrincessYucie chapter has us meet a young Lucifon, before he met the Gods chosen child, [[PrincessMaker Olivia]]. Apparently, when young he disliked sexy women as much as some famous [[{{Disgaea}} evil overlord.]]