History FanFic / StarkitsProphecy

* CargoShip: InUniverse. Jayfeather mentions being in love with a stick, meaning the author has decided to make [=Jay×Stick=] canon. This is probably the only CanonDefilement that most fans won't object to, since [[CrackPairing a lot of them already ship him and the stick anyway]].

%% YouKeepUsingThatWord

* BearsAreBadNews: Hollyleaf "turned in[[DramaticEllipsis ….]] A [[RougeAnglesOfSatin BARE]]!"

* CargoShip: InUniverse. Jayfeather mentions being in love with a stick, meaning the author has decided to make [=Jay×Stick=] canon. This is probably the only CanonDefilement that most fans won't object to, since [[CrackPairing a lot of them already ship him and the stick anyway]].

** "She turned in…. A BARE!" One sentence later: "It was a bare!"

* ProtagonistCenteredMorality: The author apparently believes that the laws of morality change to suit her needs. Up until Chapter 28: No BENG GAY!f and "being lesbna is WONG!" Chapter 28: she discovers that she is [[ArmoredClosetGay a lesbian]] (by reading {{slash}}). Chapter 30: "[[RetCon JUSES MIGHT LIKE GAT PPPL NOW]] BUT THAT DOENT MEAN EH LIKKS FLAMMERS". Please, God, let it be a TrollFic...

* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: [=StarPaw=] mentions that she has discovered [[SlashFic SLASH]], meaning that she has apparently gone around reading other fan fics.

** The final chapter when [[spoiler: [=StarGleam=] destroys all evil with FrickinLaserBeams]]

* SkyFace: In the last chapter, [[spoiler:[=StarGleam=] (who somehow died when using FrickinLaserBeams to kill the bad guys)]]'s face appears in the sun and winks at her Clanmates.

* GirlOnGirlIsHot: Inverted as much as physically possible to [[AuthorTract justify the author's homophobia]]... [[SuddenlySexuality Until later.]]

* SuddenlySexuality: The author suddenly decides that she is a plebian in an author's note in Chapter 28.

* EveryoneIsGay: Seems to be headed in this direction since the author's SuddenlySexuality realization.

[[caption-width-right:259:For the record, nothing as down-to-earth as [=StarKit's=] face emerging from a circle in the sky happens in this fanfiction[[note]]... until the epilogue, when it ''[[AscendedFanon does]]''[[/note]].]]

%% HasTwoMommies: [[spoiler: Fluffykit, Firekit, Tigerkit.]]

Sandbox.StarKitsProphecy

* CrackFic

* DramatisPersonae: The "Alliances" prologue.

* HasTwoMommies: [[spoiler: Fluffykit, Firekit, Tigerkit.]]

* MindScrew: And how.

* {{OC}}: Many of them.

* [[PoesLaw Poe's Law]]

* RandomEventsPlot

* RealLifeWritesThePlot: Especially in the later chapters.

* SeriesContinuityError: Too many to name.

* UnfortunateNames: [=ToadRibbit=], [=BumbleFlower=], [=FoxHeart=], and [=FoxDaisyPaw=].

* WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma

* WriterOnBoard

* YouKeepUsingThatWord

It is a full-on RandomEventsPlot. If you really feel you must attempt to make sense of it, go ahead and read it yourself -- but be warned, you may lose brain cells in the process.

* CluelessAesop: The author's attempts to teach us that [[MemeticMutation BENG GAY!f]] is wrong. [[ArtisticLicenseReligion And the evangelism.]]

** Now with the added conflict that she seems to be in love with [[DracoInLeatherPants [=Hawkfrost=]]] and she doesn't want to be (even though she seems perfectly fine with other cats WHO ALREADY HAVE MATES liking her...)

* DearNegativeReader: Nearly every chapter.
-->flamrs ur all satanits!11 anyon who dosent like the stro is a staneist cause [=StarGIPaw=] has such a strng conecton with sTarcaln and thats why you dot like it, its cause u do ntlik JEZUS!

** DeusExMachina: A supposedly {{Heel Face Turn}}ed [[DracoInLeatherPants HawkFrost]] comes out of nowhere and stops them instantly.

* FanDisservice: The author tries to make all of the same-sex kisses into this. It doesn't work. Given that the gay and lesbian characters come off as a lot more generous, kind, and reasonable than the [[DesignatedHero hero]], the failure here was basically a foregone conclusion.
* FandomSpecificPlot: A new kit is born into [=ThunderClan=], there's a prophecy by [=StarClan=] proclaiming she will save the forest, and she becomes leader. What makes this one special is its [[SoBadItsGood hilariously bad execution]] and extreme WriterOnBoard tendencies.

* FanNickname: All the various misspellings of characters' names and words from the series.

** And now [[LesYay RedPaw and LakePool]] feel sad because they aren't allowed to be in love... d'awww.
** Also becomes in inversion, since all of the gay and lesbian couples are perfectly happy; it's [=StraPaw=] that constantly wangsts at the fact that they're gay.

** Both Firestar and Hawkfrost think [=StarPaw=] is "kawaii". Of course, since the characters [[TranslationConvention aren't actually speaking English in the first place]], and all the other languages seen are those of other animals which are simply rendered as barking/growling/whatever noise said animal makes, [[FridgeLogic one could assume this is roughly the equivalent of a cat mooing]]. [=StarGleam=] actually does moo once thanks to a combination of BigNo and RougeAnglesOfSatin.

** [[DracoInLeatherPants Hawkfrost]] has been [[RelationshipSue turned good by]] [=StarGleam=]'s [[GratuitousJapanese kawaii]]-ness.

* HeroicSacrifice: ''Several''.

** Firestar is [=StarGleam=]'s ''great grandfather''. {{Squick}}.

** "Onceu pon a tiem there were afew cats that i licked." {{Squick}}.

* OutOfCharacter

** RomanticPlotTumor: For a few chapters early on, the main focus of the "story" was on the LoveDodecahedron between [=StarGleam=] and... everyone else.

** Notable examples are how "Hollylea" is now a "SHAP[[FreudianSlip SHITTER]]" who can turn into a "[[NakedOnArrival bare]]", and when "[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Tigger]]Straw" tries to kill "[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Fuhr]]Star" with [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments "SOME JEW!"]]

** Notable examples are how "Hollylea" is now a "SHAP[[FreudianSlip SHITTER]]" who can turn into a "[[NakedOnArrival bare]]", and when "[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Tigger]]Straw" tries to kill "[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Fuhr]]Star" with [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "SOME JEW!"]]

* DramaticEllipsis: Frequently used, in much the same vein as ''MyImmortal''.

The author has also started a sequel, titled ''Fanfic/StarKitsPRophec2TheTwoSibinglgs''. A new Clan called [=MapleClan=] is introduced. Stargleam and some other characters from the first fic are in [=StarClan=], and they receive a new prophecy to pass on to the Clans. Sadly, it has since been deleted.

** After the fic was originally removed from FanfictionDotNet, the early chapters were renumbered "oen", "too", [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe "thee"]], four, "Forr", "Fivee", six, "Sven", seven, "Nien", ten, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, "Eithen", "Ninten", then continuing as before from "Chapter 19 The Nwe Love" (which is actually the 20th chapter excluding the prologue).

Arguably the ''Warriors'' equivalent of ''FanFic/MyImmortal''. See also ''FanFic/HiddenProphices''.

The author has also started a sequel, titled ''StarKitsPRophec2TheTwoSibinglgs''. A new Clan called [=MapleClan=] is introduced. Stargleam and some other characters from the first fic are in [=StarClan=], and they receive a new prophecy to pass on to the Clans. Sadly, it has since been deleted.

* OurHeroIsDead: At the end of "Cahepter 11" (formerly "Cahpter 12"), "[[HowDoIUsedTense STARGLEAM WAS DIED]]!11!111!11111!1!11!"

Four amusing [[DramaticReading dramatic readings]] have surfaced so far. They can be found [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYRgitUcrsIZxdush5pKeAXZw4KdaHpln here]], [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYUt9hb3TPEm3O_RqualtpYVlFdue8NJl here]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ghoLFkdx2U&feature=related here]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rx7srhe-oE here]].

* AskAStupidQuestion: After experiencing her own death, [=StarGleam=] needs to ask how she died. And then almost immediately afterwards has to ask if she is dead again.

* AuthorFilibuster: Screw the plot, using two whole chapters to teach the Clans about how important it is to find [=StarClan=] (i.e. God) is ''much'' more important.

* ArtisticLicenseReligion: The Clans have never heard of God, nor do they practice any human religions. Yet they still say "Oh my god!" (or rather "OMG!" or "MOGOSH!"), and the Ten Commandments (or rather "Ten Commons") play a role in the story.

* BackFromTheDead: [=StarGleam=] (''twice''), [=AshFir=], and all the cats listed under UnexplainedRecovery.

* BecauseDestinySaysSo: Apparently, [=StarGleamStar=] has to [[spoiler:become evil]] because "its my destinty I no that now."

** After al this tim she finds out that her fathe loved a sTICK. [[LargeHam SHE GAPD IN SHOC.]]

* ChestBurster: [[spoiler:[=StarGleam=] gives birth to kits through a "BRAKE in her stomchi", with hefty doses of ArtisticLicenseBiology]].

* ComicallyMissingThePoint: 'Also im not a [[{{Troll}} torll]]!1 ppl tell me Im ver petty!'

* CurbStompBattle: Every single "fight" consists of one character running towards another character, and the other character dying.

* DeathIsCheap: So far, ''every single character who has died'' has come back ([[{{Reincarnation}} with]] or [[UnexplainedRecovery without explanation]]).
** [[KilledOffForReal Until the last chapter.]]
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: '"Gasped" gasped everyone.'

* [[EverythingsBetterWithSparkles Everything's Better With Sparkles]]: [=GleamStar=]'s [[RougeAnglesOfSatin "checks"]] are very sparkly.

* FanDisservice: The author tries to make all of the same-sex kisses into this. It doesn't work.
** Given that the gay and lesbian characters come off as a lot more generous, kind, and reasonable than the [[DesignatedHero hero]], the failure here was basically a foregone conclusion.

* FlatWhat: '"Yo couldt kill im becas u're nut dead." "what" said [=StarGleam=]'

* {{Gayngst}}: [=StarGleam=] has a moment of Teh Gay when she thinks [=RedPaw=] is beautiful. She does, however, quickly re-convince herself that she is "street."

* GiftedlyBad: The author, xdark.rosesx. It's a wonder she managed to spell her username correctly.
** Even that's questionable, as on the official ''Literature/WarriorCats'' forum, where she has made one or two posts, her handle is "xdarkrosesx"; perhaps the period was a mistake.
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: Inverted as much as physically possible to [[AuthorTract justify the author's homophobia]].
** ... [[SuddenlySexuality Until later.]]

* GratuitousJapanese: Both Firestar and Hawkfrost think [=StarPaw=] is "kawaii". Of course, since the characters [[TranslationConvention aren't actually speaking English in the first place]], and all the other languages seen are those of other animals which are simply rendered as barking/growling/whatever noise said animal makes, [[FridgeLogic one could assume this is roughly the equivalent of a cat mooing]].
** [=StarGleam=] actually does moo once thanks to a combination of BigNo and RougeAnglesOfSatin.

* HeelFaceTurn: [[DracoInLeatherPants Hawkfrost]] has been [[RelationshipSue turned good by]] [=StarGleam=]'s [[GratuitousJapanese kawaii]]-ness.

* HomosexualReproduction: [[spoiler:Jazzsong and Stargleam.]]
** Also counts as GRatedSex, as it appears that the characters hadn't had any kind of opportunity to engage in intercourse (even if that would somehow get them pregnant).

* LogicalFallacies: The author admits to herself that she is a lesbian after she discovers slash. How reading stories about two men makes someone realise that they like women is a mystery.
** Process of elimination.

* PerfectlyCromulentWord: 'she was so '''foncusded'''!'

* PurpleProse: ''Scarringly.'' Somehow it manages to be this and BeigeProse at the same time.

* RecycledInSPACE: For some ungodly reason, xdark.rosesx, as a special Christmas treat, posted the lyrics of RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer as chapter thirty-nine...but it's called "''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6295790/39/StarKis_Prophecy STAREGLAEM THE PRUPEL CAT!1111!]]''"

* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: '"Gasped" gasped everyone.'

* ShoutOut: Maybe--[[MyImmortal "What are you inncolent fools doing?" said HawkFrost]].
** Another possible ''MyImmortal'' ShoutOut: "Time" is misspelled as "TIM" in CHAPTER 34.

** The spelling is ''actually worse'' than that of ''MyImmortal''.

* UnusualChapterNumbers: The chapters are ordered "oen", "to", three, three, "For", five, six, "Ate", [[GratuitousGerman "NEIN"]], ten, 11, 12, 13, "Fortene", "Fiften", sixteen, 17, "Eitheen", 19, 19, 20, 21, "[=NextChapter=]", 23, 22, 25, 27, 27, 28, 30, 31, 23, 24, thirty-two, 333, 34, 34, un-numbered ChristmasSpecial, "Fourty," 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, and "47 EPILOUGE."

* WritersCannotDoMath: Not only are there ''eleven'' "Ten Commons", the way they're counted in Chapter Fortene are: 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10, 11.

The author has also started a sequel, titled ''StarKitsPRophec2TheTwoSibinglgs''. A new Clan called [=MapleClan=] is introduced. Stargleam and some other characters from the first fic are in [=StarClan=], and they receive a new prophecy to pass on to the Clans.

* BigNo: The first one debuts in chapter 12, and they get more and more frequent until there's one ''or more'' per chapter.
** There is also a [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Big Moo]], and a Big "~!11!11!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!1!11!111111".
** What do you get when you combine GratuitousJapanese with BigNo? "IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE !1!"

* TrollFic: [[PoesLaw Hopefully.]]

* FreudianSlip: ''Several''. Highlights include '[=GayStrip=] locked at hr meanly.', '"without them we wold be lust."', '"NO!" shitted [=SarPaw=] Again runnin into the forst.', '"IM A SHAPSHITTER!" siad Hollylea joyly.', 'Wit a rar like an volcano erection she jumped at [=StarGlaem=]!' and '[=StarGleam=] shitting her paws', "They all new infancy it was she whom was beng mad a warrior", "We'll start with how to dog", "GayStrip locked at hr meanly".

* FreudianSlip: ''Several''. Highlights include '[=GayStrip=] locked at hr meanly.', '"without them we wold be lust."', '"NO!" shitted [=SarPaw=] Again runnin into the forst.', '"IM A SHAPSHITTER!" siad Hollylea joyly.', 'Wit a rar like an volcano erection she jumped at [=StarGlaem=]!' and '[=StarGleam=] shitting her paws', "They all new infancy it was she whom was beng mad a warrior".