History FanFic / LovehammerInc

* RightThroughTheWall: Perturabo and Tekhne, as overheard by his {{Squick}}ed adoptive father.

* SiblingTriangle: Angron and Leman Russ, regarding Thora.
* SharedUniverse: Not all stories are in the same universe, but there's a great deal of overlap and consensus.

* StockDinosaurs: The reason for using Velociraptors. Subverted in that Sailor Terra has WordOfGod other dinosaur attacks including "Spinosarus Salvation" and "Deinonychus Damnation".

* CuteAndPsycho: "Sailor" Fulgrim, most likely as a side effect of being reclaimed from Slaanesh. His new mission in life is to kill all perverts. Unfortunately being a [[{{Bishonen}} beautiful man]] [[WholesomeCrossdresser cross dressing]] as a sailor senshi, he tends to generate a lot of them himself.
** Doubles as {{Yandere}} when Ferrus Manus becomes involved.

* UpToEleven: Young Rogal Dorn's pillow forts, which involved the entire cushion contents of multiple wings of the family compound, plus some from the neighbors.

* ProngsOfPoseidon: Amphithoe, who is given a power-trident as a gift from Ferrus Manus.

* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs: Sailor Terra's basic attack is "The Smoking Bomber," it never shows up because he much prefers "Hungry Sailor Verlocirator Attack".

* TheAtoner: In some continuities, Horus and his legions, after being purified by a Moon Princess Hallation. They can never be forgiven, but they try to redeem themselves anyway, hunting down other traitors.

* BelatedBackstory: Serenity and Ira are shocked to learn [[spoiler: Angron]] has been married twice. One time was an accident and just remembering the other time reduces [[spoiler: Kharn]] to tears.

* ActionGirl: The Senshi.

* AmazonBrigade: The Senshi.
* AmazonianBeauty: All of them to varying extents, but Jupiter especially.
* AndIMustScream: [[spoiler: Fulgrim.]]
* ArrangedMarriage: Perturabo and Tekhne.
** Doubles as a PerfectlyArrangedMarriage.

* BadassBookworm: Magnus and Tekhne.

* BadassFamily: All the Emperor's children.

* TheBerserker: Angron and later [[spoiler:his nephew Artai]].

* CoolBike: Jaghatai and Esin.
* CrackFic: Quite a lot of it, but not all.

* DropTheHammer: Thora.

* DueToTheDead: Many of the Imperial Family carry out funeral rites suitable for the dead of [[spoiler: Chogoris]].

* ExtraOreDinary: Venus.

* FateWorseThanDeath: [[spoiler: Fulgrim.]]

* FriendToAllChildren: Angron, memetically so.
* GaiasVengeance: Sailor Terra.

* GirlsWithGuns: Mars likes her meltagun, yes she does.

* HappilyMarried: Perturabo and Tekhne.

* HeelRealization: Beryl.
* TheHighQueen: Serenity in public.

* LadyOfWar: Serenity, with all her kindness and grace, now has the benefit of being raised by the God Emperor of Mankind to fight Xenos and daemons.
** She befriended Angron. With her bare fists.

* LoveMakesYouCrazy: [[spoiler:Beryl.]]
* LoveMakesYouEvil: [[spoiler:Beryl, again.]]
* LoveRedeems: [[spoiler: Beryl, yet again.]]

* MakingASplash: Amphitoe does this to an armoured column.

* MeaningfulName: The Senshi, in more ways than the immediately obvious.

* MoodWhiplash: All over the thread.
** As an example, in Toy Soldiers [[spoiler: Ferrus Manus fell to Nurgle, and Fulgrim lost most of his legion but they succeed in putting the Iron fists down, burning them on pyres.]] Horrifically repeating the mental denial that it wasn't, hadn't been his brother. This barely has time to sink in on the thread when the next ficbit goes up. [[spoiler: They are resurrected as Llamas and [[Franchise/{{Disgaea}} Prinnies]] as they had been warned would happen. Purple Llamas. They are sent to petting zoos since they likely fell due to lack of hugs.]]

* [[MotherNature Mother Earth]]: Sailor Terra.
* MotherNatureFatherScience: Sailor Terra dropped a fish on him. [[RetCon Word of God]] is that he was Prof. Tomoe.

* NotSoStoic: Konrad Curze upon meeting Serenity.

* PanickyExpectantFather: Leman Russ of all people.

* PerpetualFrowner: Roboute Guilliman.

* StatuesqueStunner: Thora.

* SugarAndIcePersonality: Mortarion is a male example.

* TemptingFate: Jaghatai in the second part of 'The Game' arc.
* ThemeNaming: The Senshi.

* VillainousBSOD: Again, Beryl when confronted by Ferrus and Konrad.

* WellDoneSonGuy: Fulgrim, apparently.
* TheWomanWearingTheQueenlyMask: Serenity.
* YouAreNotAlone: What the Rites Arc is turning out to be.

* MotherEarth: Sailor Terra.

* YouAreNotAlone: What the Rites Arc is [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming turning out to be]].

* BadassPrincess: Serenity.

* BewareTheNiceOnes: Serenity is the source of light and hope in the Imperium and one of the main reasons why it is a much better place than it is in canon. She believes so strongly in peace that she even tried to make peace with '''Tyranids''' when Hivefleet Behemoth invaded. [[spoiler:However, when the Behemoth Hivemind responded by very definitively rejecting the very concept of peace, she responded with a psychic assault that left it completely terrified by the very idea that something could hurt it at the level.]]

* InTheNameOfTheMoon: IN NOMINE LUNA. Space Marines shout this occasionally. They have at least once also declared something like that they win battles during the night and fight for justice during the day. And it is seriously scary to their opponents.

* LukeIAmYourFather: Pretty much how finding a Primarch works, unless it's Serenity that makes first contact, which seems to be most of the time. Then again, those instances only mean that the LukeIAmYourFather moment is temporarily delayed.

* MosesInTheBulrushes: Serenity.

* WelcomedToTheMasquerade: a member of an illicit Inquisitorial Ordo devoted to monitoring the Astartes Legions and the Primarchs is shocked when he's recruited into the official (if secret) organisation that actually does this and founds out his group were tolerated as a distraction from the real safeguards.

* BelatedBackstory: Serenity and Ira are shocked to learn [[spoiler: Angron]] has been married twice. The first time was an accident and just remembering the second time reduces [[spoiler: Kharn]] to tears.

* FakeDefector: Angron pulls this against Khorne.

* LadyOfWar: Serenity, with all her kindness and grace, now has the benefit of meaning raised by the God Emperor of Mankind to fight Xenos and daemons.

* AwesomenessIsAForce: The Emperor could probably burn normal peoples' sanity by just being in the area if he didn't bother reigning in his psychic presenc]. The same goes for the physical part of the matter.

* TearJerker: [[spoiler:Many of the Imperial Family's reactions to the fallout of Lorgar's treachery and the Age of Heresy.]]

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2688729/Lovehammer_Inc Lovehammer Inc]]'' is the child of the ''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=172987 Usagi as raised by the GEoM thread]]'' on [=SpaceBattles.com=], just like Arkado's ''Fanfic/{{Lovehammer}}'' and Bpen's ''Scattering of Serenity''. The idea is simple: what if Manga/SailorMoon had been brought up by the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Emperor of Mankind]]? The results range from [[CrackFic silly]] to serious and most of the writing effort has been done collectively. Nevertheless, there are things that might be, tentatively, described as separate continuities.

* ActionGirl: The Senshi

* AmazonBrigade: The Senshi, again.
* AmazonianBeauty: All them to varying extents, but Jupiter especially.

* ArrangedMarriage: Perturabo and Tekhne

* BadassBureaucrat: The Librarians of the World Eaters legion rarely see battle since they're busy providing astropathic and navigational services. This doesn't mean that they aren't enthusiastically dangerous opponents given the chance .

* BadassNormal: Captain Edmynion, just an ordinary officer of the Imperial Guard, but he [[spoiler:saves Warmaster Horus's life with a HeroicSacrifice]]
* BadassPrincess: Serenity

* BattleCouple: Esin and Amphithoe, Tekhne and Perturabo, [[spoiler: Ira and Magnus, Russ and Thora]]

* CrackFic: Quite a lot of it, but not all.

* CoolBike: Jaghatai and Esin
* CultureClash:

* DrinkingContest: Leman Russ starts [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6632252/85/Lovehammer_BM_Edition one]], though it did ''not'' go the way he expected it to, isn't that right, [[NeverGetsDrunk Mortarion]]?

* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs: Sailor Terra's basic attack is "The Smoking Bomber," it never shows up because he much prefers "Hungry Sailor Verlocirator Attack"
* ExtraOreDinary: Venus

** Mortarion enjoys [[LethalChef Serenity's cooking]].

* FateWorseThanDeath: [[spoiler: Fulgrim]]

** Angron has a five season cartoon series based loosely on his actual actions.
* FisherKing: Seems to be invoked with the Emperor in the "Toy Soldiers" storyline. Sailor Terra was drawn forth into the 'canon' 40k verse by Beryl and bound into service via the tradition of "Sacred Marriage" with the Emperor. Simply known as "Terra" she is insane from the state of the world in 40k and has little personality in common with the Mamoru/Darien Shields Sailor Terra.

* GaiasVengeance: Sailor Terra

* GenderBender: While the "Sailor Horus" storyline has the eponymous character and Fulgrim crossdressing, Mortarion and Angron were reborn as women.

* HappilyMarried: Perturabo and Tekhne

* ItTastesLikeFeet: Horus compares Serenity's biscuits with a "wet cat's backside" ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6632252/1/Lovehammer_BM_Edition here]]''

* LargeandinCharge: The vast majority of the Primarchs are noticeably larger than their followers.

** Also Leman Russ: [[spoiler: “Lo! Did the hero rise his mighty mop and clean the treacherous floor!” a thunderous roar sounded from the depths of the Imperial Palace.]]

%%* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters:
* LongLostRelative
* LoveMakesYouCrazy: [[spoiler:Beryl]]

* LoveRedeems: [[spoiler: Beryl, yet again]]

* MosesInTheBulrushes: Serenity
* MotherEarth: Sailor Terra, again
* MotherNatureFatherScience: Sailor Terra dropped a fish on him. [[RetCon Word of God]] is that he was Prof. Tomoe

* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Toy Soldiers, Beryl has a wish, and Lovehammer never happens.
* NoIndoorVoice: Angron

* PercussiveTherapy: A decade with the World Eaters did let Artai work through his anger over[[spoiler: the destruction of Chogoris]]
* PerpetualFrowner: Roboute Guilliman
* PistolWhipping: The early command style of Umi [[spoiler:, reincarnation of Angron,]] involves a lot of this. How much effect it has on power armoured World Eaters is questionable.

* StickyFingers: The Blood Ravens are beginning to worry about their reputation [[spoiler: after being mistakenly suspected by the Death Guard of kidnapping Persephone]]
* StockDinosaurs: The reason for using Velociraptors. Subverted in that Sailor Terra has WordOfGod other dinosaur attacks including "Spinosarus Salvation" and "Deinonychus Damnation"

* StalkerWithACrush: Beryl started as this towards [[spoiler:Fulgrim]]
* SugarAndIcePersonality: Mortarion is a male example.
* Tearjerker: [[spoiler:Many of the Imperial Family's reactions to the fallout of Lorgar's treachery and the Age of Heresy]]

* TheBerserker: Angron and later [[spoiler:his nephew Artai]].
* TheClan: The 'Imperial Family' in all its dysfunctional ''glory''.
* TheHighQueen: Serenity in public.
* TheMatchmaker: Azmina, not that it ever works.
* TheWomanWearingTheQueenlyMask: Also Serenity.
* ThemeNaming: The Senshi, again.
* TranquilFury: Do ''not'' refer to Persephone as an abomintion to Mortarion, face-to-face or not. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6632252/58/Lovehammer_BM_Edition Calas you foolish man...]]

* TwinSwitch: Alpharius and Omegon pull this occasionally [[spoiler:with Omegon forcing a permanent one when he joins Lorgar and takes most of their legion with him.]]
* UndyingLoyalty: "While all the Primarchs loved their sister (Serenity), Konrad Curze was utterly devoted to her".

* YoungestChildWins: Averted. Alpharius, last of the primarchs, gets very little mention at all.

* TomboyishName: Russ and Thora's ''daughter'' Ulfhild. They were expecting a boy, so no female names were considered.
** The Archivist notes that it was mostly ''Russ'' that was absolutely convinced that they where going to have a son, so Thora had to step in. Still, Ulfhild ''is'' named in honour of her father. Awww.
*** And none-the-less it is a female name, yay for the harshness of Nordic/Germanic languages, I suppose?

** Mortarion enjoys [[LethalChief Serenity's cooking]].

* AndIMustScream: [[spoiler: Dear god, ''Fulgrim''.]]

* AwesomenessIsAForce: The Emperor could probably burn normal peoples' sanity by just being in the area if he didn't bother reigning in his [[PhysicalGod psychic presence]]. The same goes for the physical part of the matter.

* BadassBureaucrat: The relatively rare Librarians of the World Eaters legion very rarely see battle since they're busy providing astropathic and navigational services. This doesn't mean that they aren't enthusiastically dangerous opponents given the chance though.

* BadassNormal: Captain Edmynion, just an ordinary officer of the Imperial Guard. But he manages to win the love of the second most powerful human in the universe [[spoiler:and saves Warmaster Horus's life with a HeroicSacrifice]]

* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The Emperor and things related to him are gold. Serenity, her powers and her [[BodyguardBabes guard]] are silver.

* CoolBigSis: Serenity to the Primarchs

* CultureClash: Many instances, isn't it fun?

* [[ThreateningShark Everything Is Even Worse With Sharks]]: When the Youma jumped out of the water to escape the fish Sailor Terra used "Pretty Sailor Solider Shark Attack" since the great white was capable of jumping out of the water to get the Youma.

* ExtremeOmnivore: Mortarion enjoys Serenity's cooking.
** Serenity as a small child had shades of this, the Emperors hair being her favourite target.

* GambitPileUp: The Great Treachery and the Age of Heresy in general, there ''is'' a reason it was nicknamed the "Galactic Clusterfuck" by the authors.

* InnocentFanserviceGirl: When [[BoisterousBruiser Angron]] is reborn as a girl in the Sailor Horus storyline, he cares little if someone can see up his skirt while fighting evil.
* TheInternetIsForPorn: The Martian global network consists of 40% porn. The Emperor assures them that this is completely to be expected that such happen spontaneously to such a network, and that Slaanesh isn't involved.
** But it's icky wet fleshy sex! For the cyborg, flesh-hating Mechanicus this is layers of perversion and ew. Their own datasphere is trolling them.
* [[InTheNameOfTheMoon IN NOMINE LUNA]]: Space Marines shout this occasionally. They have at least once also declared something like that they win battles during the night and fight for justice during the day. And it is seriously scary to their opponents.

* LadyOfWar: Serenity

* LargeHam: Angron, so badly.
** You mean wonderfully?
*** Let's just say its so bad it is wonderful, and hilarious.
** THE ANGRY ONE IS A FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN!

* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: Dear sweet heaven, just...''this''.

* NotBloodSiblings: Serenity and the Primarchs [[spoiler:Alpharius and Omegon's realization of this upon meeting them is what sows the seeds of their suspicion towards her and the Senshi, and eventually, Omegon's fall.]]

* SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace: Lorgar probably would have protested Alpharius' wedding [[spoiler: to Omegon]] but he fainted before he could.
** Everyone else was deterred by The Emperor, Serenity and Angron's support for the wedding, or respect for the couple's wishes.

* [[SummonBiggerFish Sailor Summons Bigger Fish]]: Literally. Another one of Terra's attacks, it summons a large prehistoric bony fish, either [[DeathFromAbove above the enemy]] or in the water with them.

* {{Troll}}: Malacador and the Imperial Family, mostly the male half. That and violence is how they bond. The Emperor is the biggest troll of them all.
** Not anymore. Ruin as the personification of Entropy in the SM universe, with Cosmos (aka far, far, far future Serenity) personifying Order, has been inserted into the 40k universe. His entire existence is to troll other beings, except that he in turn is trolled by Cosmos. He trolls her back by killing her Senshi in ever-more inventive ways. Being thrown into the grim dark galaxy ironically mellowed him/it out a lot.
*** Some consider Ruin indicative of the OC bloat in Lovehammer. However, due to multiple continuities and the friendly posting atmosphere, this is not as much of a problem as keeping track of the many different continuities. Yes. The confused reader needs to troll back.

* MosesInTheBullrushes: Serenity

* AllAnimalsAreDomesticated: Angron gives Persephone a Cthellean Cudbear (a purple-furred, bat winged carniverous carnivore larger than most space marines), having housebroken it for her.
* TheAlliance: The Eldar Treaty which was signed sometime after that Age of Heresy formally established an alliance between the Imperium and some of the Eldar Craftworld and Exotdite worlds. Not all the Eldar are a part of the treaty however with the militantly anti-human Craftworld of Biel-tan being among the most prominent of the hold outs. A similar alliance exists with the Tau Farsight Enclaves.