History Creator / HansVonHozel

Hans von Hozel is one of many writers on FanfictionDotNet, though his account and fanfics are no longer on the website, indicating that he has moved on to bigger things. Probably the most notable thing about Hans' collection of fics is that he had a fic for just about everything. Well, maybe not everything, but chances are if there's a huge fanbase (e.g. ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''), there will be a fic for that sooner or later. Although, [[InNameOnly the plot might not have to do with the storyline at all...]]

You can find a steadily-building archive of his work [[http://hans-von-hozel.tumblr.com/ here]].

* AdaptationSpeciesChange: In his LittleRedRidingHood fic, the [[TheBigBadWolf Wolf]] is replaced by a [[BearsAreBadNews bear]].

* AdaptationSpeciesChange: In his Little Red Riding Hood fic, the Wolf is replaced by a [[BearsAreBadNews bear]].

* InNameOnly: On occasion.

** He also thinks that the plural of "broom" (which he consistently spells "Brom", and uses as if it were a name) is "bromine". "Brom", however, is German for "bromine" he seems to have the two confused. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromine Bromine]] just so happens to be a periodic element; an odd thing to get confused with a [[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/broom broom of the sweeping kind]].

* ProducePelting: The ''Series/{{Glee}}'' club gets pelted by bananas. See ArtisticLicenseBiology.

** His ''Manga/{{Gravitation}}'' and ''TheDayAfterTomorrow'' fics are particularly blatant examples.

* DieForOurShip: Invoked in ''Valentine's Day'', [[HarryPotter Harry]] [[MurderTheHypotenuse sets a dragon on Ron]] so he can have Hermione for himself.

** His ''Manga/{{Gravitation}}'' and ''Film/TheDayAfterTomorrow'' fics are particularly blatant examples.

* AllDesertsHaveCacti: zig-zagged in ''World Cup 2010''.

->''"I had idea when one day, I going in Berlin. Suddenly, everything in English! I could not understand it. [[CaptainObvious It was like it in another language]], so I make English and do stories in it. : D"'' - '''Hans von Hozel'''

Hans von Hozel is one of many writers on Fanfiction.net, though his account and fanfics are no longer on the website, indicating that he has moved on to bigger things. Probably the most notable thing about Hans' collection of fics is that he had a fic for just about everything. Well, maybe not everything, but chances are if there's a huge fanbase (e.g. ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''), there will be a fic for that sooner or later. Although, [[InNameOnly the plot might not have to do with the storyline at all...]]

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* AnyoneCanDie - Most of his fics end on a melancholy note. For example: He kills all of the [[spoiler: Ninja Turtles and Splinter in his story ''Ninja Turtles'' and in his ''Series/DoctorWho'' fic, the Doctor gets eaten by raptors.]]
* ArtisticLicenseAstronomy - in ''Werewolves'', executives on earth successfully ''harpoon the sun.''
* ArtisticLicenseBiology -

* ArtisticLicenseNuclearPhysics - 'Suddenly, his potion solution constructed nuclear in its half life and opened up a black wormholee!!!!!!'
* ButterflyOfDoom: "Series/DoctorWho" has a time travel related accident with a feather duster which causes the world's population to turn into dinosaurs...[[CrossesTheLineTwice who eat him]]...[[EpicFail and conquer the world]]...
* CatchPhrase - His usage of "Danube" as a verb, usually to indicate someone or something moving.
* CrossOver

-->Suddenly, [[Manga/DragonBall Vegeta]]!" - ''Naruto''

* DarkerAndEdgier - [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu]] [[spoiler: gets made into a coat by Team Rocket, causing Ash to [[DrivenToSuicide kill himself]]]], Film/MaryPoppins [[spoiler: gets hit by an airplane while flying with her umbrella]], [[Literature/AliceInWonderland Alice]] [[spoiler: accidentally poisons herself when she drinks from the "Drink Me" bottle]], just to name a few of the fates of famous popular characters.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment -
** 'One day, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5134296/1/House House]] was [[WhosOnFirst walk into his House]].
** "It is good to have House House!" say House, as he walk into House House.'
* DieForOurShip - Invoked in ''Valentine's Day'', [[HarryPotter Harry]] [[MurderTheHypotenuse sets a dragon on Ron]] so he can have Hermione for himself.

* TheDogBitesBack - "The animals had had enough of being used by Panda, and gave humans location."
* DownerEnding - Nearly every story he has written.

* GenreShift: ''Manga/{{Axis Powers Hetalia}}'' and ''{{The Room}}'' abruptly turn to sci-fi in midstream.

* IncrediblyLamePun - Yugi becomes an YuGiOh card in ''Card Quest''.
* InNameOnly - On occasion.
** His ''{{Gravitation}}'' and ''TheDayAfterTomorrow'' fics are particularly blatant examples.
** His ''RushHour'' fic is actually about the ''board game'' of the same name.
** Also, his Film/AcrossTheUniverse fics are essentially about wars between the Beatles (who can only say "Liverpol") and ABBA.

** Also in his YuGiOh fics.

* LighterAndSofter - "Ok so I saw a horrible scary movie call 'Film/TheHumanCentipede' and is was horrible but I make [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6255487/1/Centipede_Crufts this version]] [[LampshadeHanging where it is not so scary and of the happy ending!]]"
* MoneyToThrowAway - In ''Eurovision Song Contest 2010'' Switzerland makes gold rain from the ceiling. [[{{ArtisticLicenseEconomics}} This somehow fixes Greece's economy.]]
* MurderTheHypotenuse - See the comment for DieForOurShip about the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' story ''Valentine's Day''.
* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Hozel's ''{{Twilight}}'' and ''{{Let The Right One In}}'' stories use his own vampire mythos.
* {{Pastiche}} - His... ''distinctive'' style has inspired these from other authors, particularly by way of [[http://fanfictioncdn-fictionpressllc.netdna-ssl.com/u/3042496/TheWeeklyHansvonHozelChallenge The Weekly Hans von Hozel Challenge]].

* RealPersonFic - And in a site where it's supposedly forbidden, although it's sometimes a result of confusion caused by IAmNotLeonardNimoy and TheDanza. This doesn't stop reviewers from threatening to report him, though.
* RougeAnglesOfSatin - "Tron" is listed as a ''Film/{{Troy}}'' fanfic.
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud - In ''Spain Wins The World Cup'' the referee says "Toot."
* ShockAndAwe - How ThomasTheTankEngine dies in one of his stories.
* StealthParody[=/=]PoesLaw - One can only hope.
* TogetherInDeath: [[spoiler: Edward and Bella, in ''Twilight''.]]
* TheUnintelligible - In Hans's fics, TheBeatles can only say "Liverpol".
* WhosOnFirst - "One day, House was walk into his House."
* WomanScorned: in ''Benjamin Button'', [[spoiler: Daisy has the deaged-to-fetus Benjamin Button aborted [[FridgeLogic despite him not being inside anyone's uterus at the time]] as revenge after Benjamin has the gall to dump her.]]
* YouKeepUsingThatWord -

** He also thinks that the plural of "broom" (which he consistently spells "Brom", and uses as if it were a name) is "bromine". "Brom", however, is German for "bromine" he seems to have the two confused. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromine Bromine]] just so happens to be a periodic element; an odd thing to get confused with a [[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/broom broom of the sweeping kind]]

Hans von Hozel is one of many writers on Fanfiction.net, though his fics have since been taken down from the website. Probably the most notable thing about Hans' collection of fics is that he had a fic for just about everything. Well, maybe not everything, but chances are if there's a huge fanbase (e.g. ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''), there will be a fic for that sooner or later. Although, [[InNameOnly the plot might not have to do with the storyline at all...]]

* WomanScorned: Daisy has the deaged-to-fetus [[TheCuriousCaseOfBenjamin Benjamin Button]] aborted [[FridgeLogic despite him not being inside anyone's uterus at the time]] as revenge after Benjamin has the gall to dump her.

* DarkerAndEdgier - [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu]] [[spoiler: gets made into a coat by Team Rocket, causing Ash to [[DrivenToSuicide kill himself]]]], MaryPoppins [[spoiler: gets hit by an airplane while flying with her umbrella]], [[Literature/AliceInWonderland Alice]] [[spoiler: accidentally poisons herself when she drinks from the "Drink Me" bottle]], just to name a few of the fates of famous popular characters.

->''"I had idea when one day, I going in Berlin. Suddenly, everything in English! I could not understand it. It was like it in another language, so I make English and do stories in it. : D"'' - '''Hans von Hozel'''

* IAmNotShazam - Remy is simply called "WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}" and Po is called "WesternAnimationKungFuPanda", to name a few.

Hans von Hozel is one of many writers on Fanfiction.net. Probably the most notable thing about Hans' collection of fics is that he has a fic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5049570/1/Hannah_Montana for]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4945108/1/Big_Bang_Theory just]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4920427/1/Ping_Pong about]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5048137/1/Eurovision_Song_Contest_2009 everything]]. Well, maybe not everything, but chances are if there's a huge fanbase (e.g. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4663005/1/Twilight Twilight]]), there will be a fic for that sooner or later. Although, [[InNameOnly the plot might not have to do with the storyline at all...]]

Update: Unfortunately his stories have been taken down from Fanfiction.net since yesterday. Anyone who has saved his stories especially his amusing take on the Bible is strongly encouraged to share it with the community.

Danube to his Fanfiction.net page [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1730364/Hans_von_Hozel here]] or to his Fictionpress page [[http://www.fictionpress.com/~hansvonhozel here]].

* AllDesertsHaveCacti: zig-zagged in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5849885/1/World_Cup_2010 World Cup 2010]]''.
* AnyoneCanDie - Most of his fics end on a melancholy note. For example: He kills all of the [[spoiler: Ninja Turtles and Splinter in his story [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5132197/1/Ninja_Turtles Ninja Turtles]] and in his [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5920525/1/The_Time_Portal Doctor Who]] fic, the Doctor gets eaten by raptors.]]
* YouFailBiologyForever - In "The Raven", the titular raven is being hunted for its ''fur coat''.
** Also, the Series/{{Glee}} fanfic involves a banana forest growing as a result of ProducePelting. Edible bananas have no seeds.
* ButterflyOfDoom: "DoctorWho" has a time travel related accident with a feather duster which causes the world's population to turn into dinosaurs...[[CrossesTheLineTwice who eat him]]...[[EpicFail and conquer the world]]...

** An approximate translation appears to be "swirl" or "spin". Or sometimes it's more like "jump", "run", or "dart" depending on context.
*** So maybe it's just "makes a sudden, unexpected movement"?
*** Danube is just a word that can be used for anything, apparently.

-->Suddenly, [[Manga/DragonBall Vegeta]]!" - '''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5849886/1/Naruto Naruto]]'''
** [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5002523/1/World_of_Danube World of Danube: A Mamma Mia/Harry Potter crossover]].
** There's also a StarWars[=/=]StarTrek crossover, but this is likely only because Hans [[DidNotDoTheResearch got the two franchises confused]].

* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment - 'One day, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5134296/1/House House]] was [[WhosOnFirst walk into his House]].

* DidNotDoTheResearch - Several of his fics are examples of this. Examples of this include:
** His {{Numb3rs}} [[http://www.fanfiction.net/r/5847552/ fic]]
** His TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}} [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5847559/1/Warhammer fic]]
--->"Someone make email and say 'I have request for Warhammer story', only I no know what Warhammer is! Oh no! Anyway here is story"- '''Plot summary for the fic'''

* GreenAesop: The Kung Fu Panda story. Maybe.

* IAmNotShazam - Remy is simply called "{{Ratatouille}}" and Po is called "KungFuPanda", to name a few.
* IncrediblyLamePun - Yugi becomes an YuGiOh card [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6670716/1/Card_Quest here]].
* InNameOnly - On occasion. His ''{{Gravitation}}'' and ''TheDayAfterTomorrow'' fics are particularly blatant examples.

* KillEmAll: His [[spoiler: TheRoom]] fic.

* LighterAndSofter - "Ok so I saw a horrible scary movie call 'TheHumanCentipede' and is was horrible but I make [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6255487/1/Centipede_Crufts this version]] [[LampshadeHanging where it is not so scary and of the happy ending!]]"

* MurderTheHypotenuse - See the comment for DieForOurShip about the HarryPotter story ''Valentine's Day''.

* TrollFic
** To be fair, it isn't really clear wether he's genuinely bad at writing or a troll. Even Encyclopedia Dramatica was kind enough to label him a ''possible'' troll.

* YouFailNuclearPhysicsForever - 'Suddenly, his potion solution constructed nuclear in its [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5132309/1/HalfLife half life]] and opened up a black wormholee!!!!!!'
* YouKeepUsingThatWord - As mentioned, he seems convinced that the word "Danube" is a rather vaguely-defined ''verb''.
** He also likes to take verbs and change them to "make a (verb)ing". For example, from the fanfiction [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5094638/1/Strawberry_Fields_Forever Strawberry Fields Forever]]:

** [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4633772/1/Harrys_Brom He also thinks that the plural of "broom" (which he consistently spells "Brom", and uses as if it were a name) is "bromine". "Brom", however, is German for "bromine" he seems to have the two confused.]]
*** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromine Bromine]] just so happens to be a periodic element; an odd thing to get confused with a [[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/broom broom of the sweeping kind]]

!!Creator/HansVonHozel's works provide examples of:

* RougeAnglesOfSatin - "Tron" is listed as a {{Troy}} fanfic.

* GenreShift: ''{{Axis Powers Hetalia}}'' and ''{{The Room}}'' abruptly turn to sci-fi in midstream.

* PokemonSpeak: TheBeatles can only say "Liverpol".

!!HansVonHozel's works provide examples of: