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* [[TwoBeingsOneBody Three Beings, One Body]]: She gets fused with two of her cronies in the transformation process; they end up as her [[GagBoobs breasts]] for extra {{Squick}}.
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* [[TwoBeingsOneBody Three Beings, One Body]]: TwoBeingsOneBody: A three-beings version. She gets fused with two of her cronies in the transformation process; they end up as her [[GagBoobs breasts]] breasts for extra {{Squick}}.
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* GagBoobs: He gets breast implants at some point.
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* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs: He was directly or indirectly responsible for unleashing murderous dinosaurs at least twice, first in a parody of TabletopGame/DinosaursAttack, and later of Film/JurassicPark.
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* AnAxeToGrind: His weapon of choice; in fact he [[DualWielding wields two at the same time]].
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* EverythingsBetterWithSpinning: He moves about as a tornado as part of the general ShoutOut to Taz.
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* TalkingPoo: The living excrements mentioned above; Captain Cuete also becomes one himself at the advanced stages of his condition. Finally, the turd god takes it UpToEleven.
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* TalkingPoo: The living excrements mentioned above; Captain Cuete also becomes one himself at the advanced stages of his condition. Finally, the turd god takes it UpToEleven.to the maximum.
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* BodyHorror: He is basically an overgrown [[BodyHorror/RealLife teratoma]].
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* BodyHorror: He is basically an overgrown [[BodyHorror/RealLife teratoma]].teratoma.
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* ThoseTwoBadGuys: Best exemplified when they try to extort money from Isidoro's rich uncle, beating him up to the brink of death.
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* BadDreams: As a kid, he kept dreaming that Cazador returned to finish him off.
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* BadassGay: He is a OneManArmy who was easily able to defeat a squad of armed men all by himself.
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Characters from the Argentinean comic book ''ComicBook/{{Cazador}}''
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Characters from the Argentinean Argentinian comic book ''ComicBook/{{Cazador}}''
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* {{BFG}}: Almost always carries one (he steals them from the army and stashes them in his house).
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* AnAxeToGrind: His weapon of choice; in fact he [[DualWielding wields two at the same time]].
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* HellOnEarth: What he wants to bring about.
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* [[NaziGrandpa Nazi Grandma]]: When agitated, she spews German and proposes gassing Cazador and turning him into soap. By extension, she qualifies as a RacistGrandma as well.
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[[caption-width:170: "Saluti Cazadori!"]]
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[[caption-width:170: "Embrace with me the cause of freedom!"]]
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[[caption-width:170: "Cry Cazador, let my victory soak in your tears."]]
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[[caption-width:170: [[ClusterBleepBomb *BLEEEEEEEEP*]]]]
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[[caption-width:170: "Cazador, you will repent from the evils you inflict upon me."]]
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[[caption-width:170: "Your kingdom has come to an end, Antichrist!"]]
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[[caption-width:170: "I was chosen to stop the god... The demon."]]
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[[caption-width:170: "You still owe me my 600 pesos, eh?"]]
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[[caption-width:170: "If Cazador is the illness, we are the cure."]]
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[[caption-width:170: "So much power is aphrodisiac!"]]
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[[caption-width:170: "''Amalaya!'' I finally found you, rascals!"]]
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[[caption-width:170: "So, Cazi? That was good, right? I help you. Me!"]]
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[[caption-width:170: "Do you know how much money it takes to mobilize the armies? I'm broke."]]
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[[caption-width:170: "Caza! Chill out man, come in."]]
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* TheHunter: Again, of werewolves.
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* TheHunter: HunterOfMonsters: Again, of werewolves.
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NominalHero par excellence, Cazador is a [[TheHedonist hedonist]] whose only interests are alcohol, women and [[TheBeautifulGame football]]. He only answers the CallToAdventure when there's absolutely no other choice, and always reluctantly -unless the correct BerserkButton is pressed or a sufficient [[HeroismIncentive reward]] is offered to him. His backstory actually stretches back to the colonization of the Americas: he was the son of a German mercenary who arrived to the New World in an expedition led by Juan Díaz de Solís. Expelled from his town under accusations of cannibalism, Cazador led a group of fellow exiles in a bloody crusade against the natives, whom he blamed for his troubles.
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NominalHero par excellence, Cazador is a [[TheHedonist hedonist]] whose only interests are alcohol, women and [[TheBeautifulGame [[UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball football]]. He only answers the CallToAdventure when there's absolutely no other choice, and always reluctantly -unless the correct BerserkButton is pressed or a sufficient [[HeroismIncentive reward]] is offered to him. His backstory actually stretches back to the colonization of the Americas: he was the son of a German mercenary who arrived to the New World in an expedition led by Juan Díaz de Solís. Expelled from his town under accusations of cannibalism, Cazador led a group of fellow exiles in a bloody crusade against the natives, whom he blamed for his troubles.
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A powerful demon who can ''only'' speak in [[SirSwearsALot swear words]], usually in [[MotorMouth long, uninterrupted strings]]. He shares more than a passing resemblance to [[LooneyTunes the Tasmanian Devil]], and characters [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] it as a RunningGag.
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A powerful demon who can ''only'' speak in [[SirSwearsALot swear words]], usually in [[MotorMouth long, uninterrupted strings]]. He shares more than a passing resemblance to [[LooneyTunes [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes the Tasmanian Devil]], and characters [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] it as a RunningGag.
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* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs: He was directly or indirectly responsible for unleashing murderous dinosaurs at least twice, first in a parody of TabletopGame/DinosaursAttack!, and later of Film/JurassicPark.
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* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs: He was directly or indirectly responsible for unleashing murderous dinosaurs at least twice, first in a parody of TabletopGame/DinosaursAttack!, TabletopGame/DinosaursAttack, and later of Film/JurassicPark.
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* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs: He was directly or indirectly responsible for unleashing murderous dinosaurs at least twice, first in a parody of DinosaursAttack!, and later of Film/JurassicPark.
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* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs: He was directly or indirectly responsible for unleashing murderous dinosaurs at least twice, first in a parody of DinosaursAttack!, TabletopGame/DinosaursAttack!, and later of Film/JurassicPark.
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* PresidentEvil: For a while, as he possessed the president of Argentina. In a later comic, he takes control of BarackObama, though this time using vanilla MindManipulation.
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* PresidentEvil: For a while, as he possessed the president of Argentina. In a later comic, he takes control of BarackObama, UsefulNotes/BarackObama, though this time using vanilla MindManipulation.
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* DragonInChief: To both BillClinton and the emperor of the Martian rebels.
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* DragonInChief: To both BillClinton UsefulNotes/BillClinton and the emperor of the Martian rebels.
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* DefectorFromDecadence: He left his country to seek out Cazador for help after learning that the US government was planning to stave off an alien invasion by selling out South America to the invaders (perhaps a ShoutOut to the ill-fated remake of ComicBook/ElEternauta, which had that same premise). He also had personal reasons for going against the wishes of his government and fighting the aliens, as many years prior they had abducted BettiePage, of whom he is in love with, as part of the deal.
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* DefectorFromDecadence: He left his country to seek out Cazador for help after learning that the US government was planning to stave off an alien invasion by selling out South America to the invaders (perhaps a ShoutOut to the ill-fated remake of ComicBook/ElEternauta, which had that same premise). He also had personal reasons for going against the wishes of his government and fighting the aliens, as many years prior they had abducted BettiePage, Creator/BettiePage, of whom he is in love with, as part of the deal.
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* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonistUnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: He may be a mean jerk, but his stupidity and childishness are the most frequent sources of comedy.
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* ArchEnemyArchEnemy: Of Cazador, and also other demon lords.
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HornedHumanoid: Two on his head and several on his back as SpikesOfVillainy.
*MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamilyMoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily: And he'd be glad to introduce you to them.
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* EvilDebtCollector: Self-explanatory at this point.
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HeroicBuild: His physique has certainly improved a lot since his KidHero days.
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* SlasherSmile: He sports one almost all the time.
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Characters from the Argentinean comic book ''ComicBook/{{Cazador}}''
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!Cazador
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[[caption-width:170: "Don't run 'cause nobody's getting out of here alive! Carajo!"]]
NominalHero par excellence, Cazador is a [[TheHedonist hedonist]] whose only interests are alcohol, women and [[TheBeautifulGame football]]. He only answers the CallToAdventure when there's absolutely no other choice, and always reluctantly -unless the correct BerserkButton is pressed or a sufficient [[HeroismIncentive reward]] is offered to him. His backstory actually stretches back to the colonization of the Americas: he was the son of a German mercenary who arrived to the New World in an expedition led by Juan Díaz de Solís. Expelled from his town under accusations of cannibalism, Cazador led a group of fellow exiles in a bloody crusade against the natives, whom he blamed for his troubles.
During one of his brutal raids, Cazador spared a native who promised to lead him to a hill full of pure silver and food in return. He was instead lured into an ambush, where most of his men were massacred and he was taken prisoner. As punishment for his actions, the natives subjected him to a ritual by which spirits possessed his body, granting him eternal life, so that he would get to experience [[ImmortalityHurts the pain of not being able to die]]. He was therefore cursed to [[WalkingTheEarth walk the Earth]] from then on, becoming a bane for those around him. Accompanying this curse, there was a revelation: unbeknownst to Cazador, as his father had kept it secret from him, [[YouAreWhatYouHate his own mother was a native]], and she died while giving birth to him.
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* BeenThereShapedHistory: [[UnreliableNarrator If we are to believe Cazador]], he was involved in all major conflicts of the 20th Century; in particular he committed the murder that started World War I (by accident, his trigger finger slipped), he was responsible for [[AdolfHitlarious Hitler]]'s major defeats (out of sheer incompetence, [[PsychoForHire he was working for the Nazis]]), and he dropped the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki (by accident again, supposedly their intended target was Tokyo). His accounts are made slightly more believable by the fact that Cazador [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld really has been around for long enough to be involved in those events]].
* BerserkButton: Don't mess with his teddy bear Bussi, for starters.
* {{BFG}}: Almost always carries one (he steals them from the army and stashes them in his house).
* BoisterousBruiser: He's more cranky than the usual example, but he does love to drink and party, and that's all he'd ever do if given the chance.
* DeadpanSnarker: He's very vocal in his disdain for whatever is going on at the moment.
* DumbMuscle: Very strong, very dumb.
* FullFrontalAssault: He once spent an entire adventure in the nude without realizing it until the end.
* GentleGiant: [[AvertedTrope Averted]], but he'll try to play the part if he thinks it can help to woo a girl.
* GoodThingYouCanHeal: Cazador has survived being eviscerated, impaled, having chunks of his body blown away, and worse.
* GratuitousEnglish: He was making a mess in Disneyworld, so Mickey requested Minnie to call the police.
--> '''Cazador:''' ¿Qué? ¿"Police"? ¡Esa sí te la entendí, ratón conchudo!
* HairTriggerTemper: Sometimes just trying to talk to him at the wrong time is all it takes to piss him off.
* HeroicBuild: Though that's pretty much all that is heroic about him.
* IAmAHumanitarian: He resorts to this from time to time, and it's part of his curse.
* ILoveTheDead: He has expressed no qualms over doing this, thankfully [[DiscretionShot we never get to see it]].
* InSeriesNickname: He has many; "Caza", "Cazi" and "Cazita" are some of the most frequently used.
* {{Jerkass}}: Don't expect him to be nice to you, even if you're on his side.
* MadBomber: He is proficient with all kinds of explosives, and has reduced many people to bloody bits with them.
* MultipleChoicePast: In a special issue, Cazador's origin is retold from the point of view of a historian, and a few details are changed (for example, Cazador knew he was half native all along, and his immortality is hereditary). Whether this constitutes a {{Retcon}} or a case of UnreliableNarrator[=/=]AllJustADream (Cazador's OriginsEpisode was framed as his dying hallucination) is anyone's guess.
* PsychopathicManchild: He still believes in Santa Claus, collects bottle caps, sleeps with a teddy bear and uses a very childish language.
* [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Really 500 Years Old]]: As he was born during the colonization of the Americas.
* RealMenEatMeat: And it ''really'' doesn't matter what it comes from.
* RealMenHateSugar: He rarely eats sugary foods. For example, when he was given the choice between having cake or a day-old chorizo sandwich, he chose the latter.
* ResurrectiveImmortality: Part of his curse.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: He's prone to do this if he's annoyed enough by the people around him and/or the situation at hand.
* SirSwearsALot: Yes, he swears a lot, but... "Sir"?
* SociopathicHero: He ends up saving the day now and then, but at the cost of [[DestructiveSaviour piles of corpses and damage]]. On top of that, if he finds any attractive women during his mission, [[DistractedByTheSexy he will drop everything to try to seduce them]].
* ThirdWheel: The very first story arc has him unwittingly caught in the war between the demons Melkor and Balrog.
* UnskilledButStrong: Cazador can crush skulls with his bare hands; he doesn't need any fancy martial art moves.
* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist
* WeirdnessMagnet: He tends to attract many weirdos who look for his help or try to fight him, much to his chagrin.
* WouldHurtAChild: Though it's slightly downplayed by the fact that KidsAreCruel is pretty much always in effect.
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!Uncle Pastafrola
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[[caption-width:170: "Saluti Cazadori!"]]
An Italian mobster who hangs out with Cazador sometimes. He considers Cazador a close friend, but the feeling isn't mutual.
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* BewareTheSillyOnes: He's quite clumsy and something of a CloudCuckoolander, but a comic shows him to be a highly skilled and renowned ninja. He's also TheDon, so he has thugs and assassins at his disposal.
* BumblingSidekick: Except that one time mentioned above, he isn't of much help whenever he tags along with Cazador.
* ButtMonkey: Cazador doesn't respect him, so he's a frequent target of his insults. He's also on the receiving end of a lot of violence, often by accident.
* EdibleThemeNaming: "Pasta frolla" is a pastry of Italian origins which is popular in Argentina.
* FunPersonified: He seems to organize more parties than heists.
* MiniatureSeniorCitizens: He's quite small indeed.
* ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: As mentioned above, he's rarely seen involved in criminal activities.
* PoirotSpeak: He speaks Spanish with a heavy Italian accent and some words of that language thrown in.
* TheUglyGuysHotDaughter: Averted by his daughter who is quite ugly, but he has beautiful ''grand''daughters instead: the [[Franchise/SailorMoon Sailor Senshi]]!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Hunter]]
!Hunter (a.k.a. '1st World Cazador')
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[[caption-width:170: "Embrace with me the cause of freedom!"]]
Cazador's intelligent and polite American counterpart, real name Robert Howard. Working for NASA, he refused to take part in the construction of an explosive device using technology recovered from a [[RoswellThatEndsWell UFO crash]]. Unfortunately, that meant [[HeKnowsTooMuch he knew too much]], which led to an assassination attempt in his house disguised as a gas explosion. Robert survived, but his family was killed. Angry at this, he donned the identity of ''Hunter'' to chase down and kill the persons responsible for the attack.
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* BadassBookworm: He is a former NASA scientist, after all.
* BadassNormal: He only has his wits, [[SuperheroPackingHeat guns]], and some [[AppliedPhlebotinum cool gadgets]] to take on the likes of ComicBook/CaptainAmerica, Franchise/{{Superman}}, or a whole alien army.
* CategoryTraitor: He is branded as a traitor by other Americans when he goes against the government's plans, but [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight he's just doing what he thinks is right]].
* TheComicallySerious: He comes off as this whenever he discusses the mission with Cazador, who couldn't care less about it and complains constantly.
* ConspiracyTheorist: Though in this comic's universe, and considering his backstory, that's being ProperlyParanoid.
* DefectorFromDecadence: He left his country to seek out Cazador for help after learning that the US government was planning to stave off an alien invasion by selling out South America to the invaders (perhaps a ShoutOut to the ill-fated remake of ComicBook/ElEternauta, which had that same premise). He also had personal reasons for going against the wishes of his government and fighting the aliens, as many years prior they had abducted BettiePage, of whom he is in love with, as part of the deal.
* EvilCounterpart: [[InvertedTrope Inverted]], he is Cazador's Good Counterpart. Pretty much the only thing they have in common is a blue cowl with a white symbol on the forehead and the meaning of their codenames; even though they both are on the side of Good their motivations for doing so are completely opposite.
* GoodIsNotSoft: He's willing to fight with lethal force if it's needed to save the world.
* GuileHero: Cazador wasn't willing to help him at first, so he convinced him that Bettie would thank them ''[[DoubleEntendre very, very well]]'' if they rescued her.
* HeartbrokenBadass: His encounter with Bettie Page doesn't come out the way he would have liked [[spoiler:(actually, he never meets Bettie at all, the aliens show him a decoy to make him believe that she has become a hideous abomination. The real Bettie is fine, she just doesn't want anything to do with him)]].
* HeroOfAnotherStory: Besides having his own comic which predated Cazador, a SpinOff featuring him was planned, but it didn't take off.
* InnocentBigot: He can be a bit condescending at times, but he means well.
* JetPack: He carries some on his jeep.
* MeetYourEarlyInstallmentWeirdness: He is in fact the original Cazador, before the massive {{Retool}} that resulted in the comic as it became popular.
* NiceGuy: Especially when compared to his brutish Argentinean version.
* NonPoweredCostumedHero: His costume is just his cowl, a BadassLongcoat and a UtilityBelt, but still.
[[/folder]]
!Enemies
[[folder:Melkor]]
!Melkor
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[[caption-width:170: "Cry Cazador, let my victory soak in your tears."]]
One of the demons vying for control of {{Hell}}, he has a bone to pick with Cazador for thwarting his plans to control the mortal plane as well.
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* ArchEnemy
* AnAxeToGrind: His weapon of choice; in fact he [[DualWielding wields two at the same time]].
* TheCorrupter: He takes pride in how easy it was for him to corrupt the church and the government.
* DemonicPossession: One of his abilities; he first used it to control the president in order to exact revenge on Cazador from a position of power.
* EvilVersusEvil: His feud with Balrog, and later {{Satan}} himself.
* FauxAffablyEvil: If he's in a good mood.
* ForTheEvulz: He engaged in random acts of violence in his first appearances, though he became more focused once he had set his true plans in motion.
* IHaveManyNames: A TimeTravel story has Cazador meeting him in the past; people of the era referred to him as [[Literature/{{Mabinogion}} Arawn]], the king of the underworld in Welsh mythology. When Cazador addresses him as Melkor, he recognizes it as one of his names. Presumably, he's the god of the underworld in many cultures.
* IShallTauntYou: He calls Cazador "fatty", or words to that effect.
* JokerImmunity: Being a demon, he is essentially immortal, so no matter how hard Cazador kicks his ass again and again he's always back in Hell soon enough, ready to scheme some more.
* HellOnEarth: What he wants to bring about.
* MugglesDoItBetter: As it turns out, an army of the undead is no match for a well-placed [[NukeEm H-bomb]].
* {{Necromancer}}: His original plan was to raise an army of zombies to take on his rival Balrog.
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Averted; he does sit in a throne and does a lot of [[WeWait waiting]], but when the time comes for his army to fight, so does he.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: He seems to feel special contempt for homosexuals; he purposely entered a [[WhereEverybodyKnowsYourFlame gay bar]] to kill all the patrons inside, and later promised to start killing the rest to gain the [[CorruptChurch Church's]] favour.
* PresidentEvil: For a while, as he possessed the president of Argentina. In a later comic, he takes control of BarackObama, though this time using vanilla MindManipulation.
* RockMeAsmodeus: In his first appearance, he certainly had the rockstar look nailed down.
* SatanicArchetype: BigRedDevil, [[HornedHumanoid horns]] and all? ''Check''. [[DealWithTheDevil Willing to make deals]]? ''Check''. [[DemonLordsAndArchdevils Ruler of demons]]? ''Check''.
* SmugSnake: Underestimating Cazador proves to be his downfall in each of his appearances.
* UnknownRival: When they first met after the comic was UnCanceled in the 2000s, Cazador seemed to have forgotten all about him.
* VillainWithGoodPublicity: When he first surfaced to the mortal plane in the present, he instantly became a celebrity and was invited to conventions and TV shows, with his evil acts being celebrated as "funny" and "charming".
* YouHaveFailedMe: He killed one of his minions because he failed to steal the [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos Necronomicon]] from Cazador... Then again, [[TooDumbToLive he took an encyclopaedia for children instead by mistake]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Balrog]]
!Balrog
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/caza_balrog_242.png
[[caption-width:170: [[ClusterBleepBomb *BLEEEEEEEEP*]]]]
A powerful demon who can ''only'' speak in [[SirSwearsALot swear words]], usually in [[MotorMouth long, uninterrupted strings]]. He shares more than a passing resemblance to [[LooneyTunes the Tasmanian Devil]], and characters [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] it as a RunningGag.
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* BloodKnight: He seems to enjoy fighting more than any other character.
* TheBrute: He's this when under Melkor's command.
* CheshireCatGrin
* DemonicPossession: HilarityEnsues when both he and Melkor possess the same body at once.
* DemonLordsAndArchdevils: According to [[AllThereInTheManual supplementary material]], he commands an army of 2,000,000 demons.
* DemotedToDragon: Despite being a contender to Hell's throne and Melkor's rival in his first appearances, he's seen working for him in later comics. Apparently, his allegiance to him goes [[WildCard back and forth]].
* EverythingsBetterWithSpinning
* HornedHumanoid
* MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily
* NothingPersonal: He doesn't feel any true animosity towards Cazador, most of the times they fight is either because of a misunderstanding, or because Balrog is JustFollowingOrders.
* TheUnintelligible: Unless he's really just insulting all the time.
* YourSizeMayVary: DependingOnTheArtist, he can vary between being slightly taller than a basketball player, to a towering monstrosity a couple of storeys high.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Ultimate Abomination]]
!The Ultimate Abomination
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/caza_abomination_8586.png
[[caption-width:170: "Cazador, you will repent from the evils you inflict upon me."]]
Cazador's malformed brother(s) who [[{{Squick}} grew out of a cyst extracted from his anus]]. Despite having three somewhat independent heads, he is always treated as a single entity. He has more than a bit in common with FrankensteinsMonster: abandoned by his creator[=/=]brother, and feared because of his monstrous appearance, [[ThenLetMeBeEvil he turns evil in frustration]]. In fact, many of his lines are practically lifted from the original [[Literature/{{Frankenstein}} novel]]; therefore, many of the tropes that apply to the creature apply to him as well.
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* [[AngstySurvivingTwin Angsty Surviving Triplet]]: Cazador cut off two of his heads and kept them as trophies after their first encounter, which left Ultimate Abomination with an even stronger grudge against his brother.
* ApologeticAttacker: He apologizes to two guys, mentioning how much he hates violence, before [[OffWithHisHead ripping their heads off]] to replace the ones he lost.
* BodyHorror: He is basically an overgrown [[BodyHorror/RealLife teratoma]].
* [[ConjoinedTwins Conjoined Triplets]]
* FullFrontalAssault: He's always nude except for his cowls, and after he suits up ([[HalfDressedCartoonAnimal from the waist up]]) for a TalkShow.
* GrandTheftMe: He tried to do this with Cazador once, as his consciousness had been implanted in an temporary body.
* HeelFaceDoorSlam: After Cazador agrees to return his heads, he decides to do a HeelFaceTurn and form a superhero team along with other freaks he met at the aforementioned talk show, calling themselves [[ComicBook/FantasticFour The Malformed 4]]... [[ShaggyDogStory But Cazador blows them all up to smithereens shortly thereafter]]. [[spoiler:The Ultimate Abomination survives. The freaks also turn out to be alive as well, and want revenge.]]
* LosingYourHead: Two of them, actually.
* MultipleHeadCase: Though the heads get along just fine.
* NamedByDemocracy: A terrified man called him the "ultimate abomination" on a whim, and everybody went along with it.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* SameSexTriplets
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: He's probably the most eloquent character in the comic.
* SpeakInUnison: His [[SpeechBubble speech bubbles]] have a tail for each one of his heads.
* [[WhyAmITicking Why Are My Heads Ticking?]]: Cazador gives him his missing heads back. How nice of him, right? [[StuffBlowingUp Wrong]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Captain Cuete]]
!Captain Cuete
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/caza_cuete_6653.png
[[caption-width:170: "Your kingdom has come to an end, Antichrist!"]]
The result of a secret SuperSoldier program helmed by [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Reed Richards]], working for NASA under orders from Creator/StanLee.
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* AscendedFanboy: Reading comics inspired him to become a superhero, which wasn't that difficult for him as he already had superpowers.
* BattleCry: He's fond of shouting his own name as this.
* CaptainSuperhero
* ChurchMilitant: He was given a stern Catholic education by his uncle, who was a priest. When he is contacted by the [[OddJobGods turd god]] (see below), this gives him a new purpose in life, to start a crusade against the Antichrist.
* TheCuckoolanderWasRight: He has a [[MushroomSamba drug-fuelled hallucination]] in which he is contacted by a god made entirely of shit. As it turns out, though, that god is very real.
* EnemySummoner: He can produce excrements with a limited life of their own; they have eyes, mouths and claws.
* {{Fartillery}}: His superpower. He can even use his explosive farts to fly like a rocket, which gives a double meaning to his codename ('cuete', Argentinean slang for a fart, is a corruption of the Spanish word for 'rocket', 'cohete').
* {{Gasshole}}: His farts are a WeaponizedExhaust.
* JunkieProphet: In his hallucination, the turd god instructs him to seek out the Antichrist, and eventually he does: it's Cazador.
* KnightTemplar: He isn't above killing criminals, and he killed his own uncle when he found him with a prostitute, in violation of his vows.
* PowerDegeneration: As an adult, his skin begins deteriorating and turning into faecal matter, a process that also alters his mind.
* PowerIncontinence: He couldn't control his powers as a child, which lead to a couple of nasty accidents.
* SanitySlippage: He begun losing his mind during his Power Degeneration, a condition which wasn't helped by his [[DrugsAreBad drug abuse]].
* SuperpowerMeltdown: He begins one when Cazador injects him with a syringe full of [[spoiler:bean soup]], which was provided by Mr. Fantastic.
* TalkingPoo: The living excrements mentioned above; Captain Cuete also becomes one himself at the advanced stages of his condition. Finally, the turd god takes it UpToEleven.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: He was pretty crazy even before his mind and body begun deteriorating.
* YouAreNumberSix: At NASA, he was branded "256" and showcased as a product.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Serial Killer]]
!Serial Killer
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[[caption-width:170: "I was chosen to stop the god... The demon."]]
A man whose father was killed during one of Cazador's rampages when he was a kid. Cazador also pointed his gun at him, but spared him. This experience left him severely traumatized, with recurrent nightmares of Cazador. He came to believe that he was a powerful demon, and that by killing people in his name he would be able to calm his rage.
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* BadDreams: As a kid, he kept dreaming that Cazador returned to finish him off.
* FreudianExcuse: His traumatic run-in with Cazador.
* IDidWhatIHadToDo: He was convinced that his human sacrifices would calm down Cazador, preventing him from [[TheNeedsOfTheMany harming even more people]].
* MoodWhiplash: There are few, if any, comical elements in his story; it's completely PlayedForDrama.
* NoNameGiven: We never find out his name, and promotional material only refers to him in generic terms.
* PerspectiveFlip: He had been following Cazador's adventures closely since the beginning, and we briefly get to see the events from his perspective. As it turns out, he was actually responsible for an earlier DeusExMachina: [[spoiler:he provided the chainsaw that Cazador found on a bus and used in his first fight against the Ultimate Abomination.]]
* SelfMadeOrphan: Though Cazador killed his father, he himself killed his own mother and her lover as a final sacrifice.
* [[spoiler:SenselessSacrifice]]: [[spoiler:He tried to do a heroic sacrifice to stop Cazador for good; alas, he underestimated Cazador's resilience.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Von Orenstein]]
!Von Orenstein
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[[caption-width:170: "You still owe me my 600 pesos, eh?"]]
Straddling the line between enemy and mere "annoying acquaintance", Von Orenstein is a comic book store owner and amateur occultist who trusted a copy of the Necronomicon to Cazador, who never paid him back. He is obsessed with collecting on this debt.
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* BigRedDevil: He often wears a devil costume.
* CantKillYouStillNeedYou: He's not interested in having Cazador killed, as dead men can't pay their dues.
* {{Determinator}}: He really, ''really'' wants his $600, and he'll never stop pestering Cazador about them. Not even ''death itself'' has stopped him.
* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs: He was directly or indirectly responsible for unleashing murderous dinosaurs at least twice, first in a parody of DinosaursAttack!, and later of Film/JurassicPark.
* EverythingsDeaderWithZombies: He gets turned into one, but even then he still wants his money back.
* EvilDebtCollector: Self-explanatory at this point.
* FailureIsTheOnlyOption: Von Orenstein has no intention to give up asking for his money, but Cazador has no intention to pay him, ''ever''.
* {{Greed}}: Earning money is his main motivation in life.
* HarmlessVillain: Most of the time he doesn't actively antagonize Cazador, but when he does he's never much of a threat anyway.
* IneffectualSympatheticVillain: The poor guy just wants his $600. If Cazador wasn't so stubborn and [[JustEatGilligan just gave them to him]], Von Orenstein would most likely leave him alone right away.
* MadScientist: He has dabbled in mad science from time to time, building a functional TimeMachine on one occasion, and genetically engineering dinosaurs for sale in another.
* NeverRecycleYourSchemes: Even though all his experiments have been successful, backfiring only by accident or due to [[SpannerInTheWorks Cazador's stupidity]], he never tried to just recreate them with improvements.
* PlotIrrelevantVillain: Sometimes he only shows up to do little more than reminding Cazador of his debt yet again.
* RunningGag: His petty beef with Cazador and his refusal to give up after being turned down every time are one big ongoing joke.
* TimeTravelForFunAndProfit: His use for a time machine was to recover first issues of popular comic books to [[CompoundInterestTimeTravelGambit sell them for millions]].
* {{Tuckerization}}: He was based on a real life comic store owner, but evolved into a character of his own.
* VillainousRescue: He once saved Cazador's life, anonymously, for the [[PragmaticVillainy pragmatic]] [[CantKillYouStillNeedYou reason]] stated earlier.
* TheVonTropeFamily: Full name Eduardo Von Orenstein.
* WorkOffTheDebt: He has proposed this to Cazador many times, but unfortunately Cazador isn't interested, and when he does accept he doesn't make for a reliable employee, quitting at the slightest opportunity (though to be fair, working for Von Orenstein [[MeanBoss isn't very fun]]).
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Mama Trabuco]]
!Mama Trabuco
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[[caption-width:170: "If Cazador is the illness, we are the cure."]]
The leader of the League of Avenger Nannas, a group of elderly MoralGuardians who want to put an end to Cazador's indecency.
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* CulturePolice[=/=]MediaWatchdog: What her organization is, or aspires to be.
* InvoluntaryShapeshifter: Professor Neurus turned her into a hideous abomination against her will to fight Cazador on even terms. She's angry at first, but grows to like her new power.
* [[NaziGrandpa Nazi Grandma]]: When agitated, she spews German and proposes gassing Cazador and turning him into soap. By extension, she qualifies as a RacistGrandma as well.
* [[MagicPants Magic Panties]]: She keeps them after HulkingOut.
* MonsterModesty: Once she's turned into a monster, she doesn't bother with putting on extra clothing any more, unless she needs a disguise.
* NeverMessWithGranny: ''Especially'' after her mutation.
* OldSuperhero: At least she used to dress like one.
* PaperThinDisguise: Somehow nobody notices that the priest at a wedding has been replaced by a hulking female monster.
* PowerUpgradingDeformation: Her monstrous form makes her strong enough to be a physical threat to Cazador.
* [[TwoBeingsOneBody Three Beings, One Body]]: She gets fused with two of her cronies in the transformation process; they end up as her [[GagBoobs breasts]] for extra {{Squick}}.
[[/folder]]
!'Guest' Characters
[[folder:Professor Neurus]]
!Professor Neurus
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/caza_neurus_5890.png
[[caption-width:170: "So much power is aphrodisiac!"]]
The main villain of the Argentinean comic and cartoon ''Las Aventuras de Hijitus''; here he serves as the bad guys' go-to MadScientist.
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* AbhorrentAdmirer: Cachavacha the witch (also from ''Las Aventuras de Hijitus'') is this to him.
* AnimatedActors: He mentions his past as a kid show entertainer.
* DrunkWithPower: He becomes this while piloting his HumongousMecha, ''Truku 2000''.
* GagBoobs: He gets breast implants at some point.
* MeaningfulRename: After his change of appearance, he calls himself "Professor [[GlamRock Glam]]".
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist: He has dabbled in chemistry, biology and robotics.
* OpaqueNerdGlasses: He replaces them with Opaque Nerd [[GogglesDoNothing Goggles]] in his ''Professor Glam'' persona.
* {{Stripperiffic}}: His ''Professor Glam'' attire; quite the FanDisservice.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Superhijitus]]
!Superhijitus
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/caza_hijitus_7286.png
[[caption-width:170: [[BattleCry "FUFUUU!"]]]]
The SuperMode of Hijitus, here portrayed as an adult and involved in a homosexual relationship with his ally the sheriff of Trulalá.
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* AllGaysArePromiscuous: He cheats on the sheriff with a stripper, and offers to help others in exchange for sex.
* BadassGay: He is a OneManArmy who was easily able to defeat a squad of armed men all by himself.
* FlyingBrick
* HeroicBuild
* ImmuneToBullets
* MachoCamp: Especially when out of battle.
* OvershadowedByAwesome: Despite his superhuman strength, he's still no match for Cazador.
* QueerPeopleAreFunny: His relationship with the sheriff is PlayedForLaughs.
* VerbalTic: Like the original character, he uses diminutives and adds the suffix "-us" to nouns.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Patoruzú]]
!Patoruzú
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/caza_patuzu_930.png
[[caption-width:170: "''Amalaya!'' I finally found you, rascals!"]]
One of Argentina's most renowned comic book characters, he's a wealthy [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tehuelche_people Tehuelche]] chieftain who's as generous as he's strong, which is a lot. He died off-panel of an unspecified ailment, but he was brought back to life later when his corpse, which had been embalmed with an experimental chemical created by Professor Neurus, was struck by [[LightningCanDoAnything lightning]].
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* ArtificialZombie: Despite being functionally alive, his body is still decomposing and emits a horrible stench.
* EnemyMine[=/=]FireForgedFriends: He and Cazador set aside their differences to participate in the 1998 FIFA World Cup.
* EtTuBrute: Cazador defeated him with his godfather's help (see the next section for more details).
* GoneHorriblyWrong: He was supposed to stay dead.
* GoshDangItToHeck: Inherited from the original character; he doesn't take kindly to Cazador's foul language.
* HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: He still trusts his godfather Isidoro despite all the awful things he's done.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Isidoro and Upa]]
!Isidoro and Upa
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[[caption-width:170: "So, Cazi? That was good, right? I help you. Me!"]]
Patoruzú's godfather and brother, respectively, who are almost always paired together. They tried to use their relative's dead body to smuggle drugs around the country, but got into trouble with Cazador in the process.
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* BrainsAndBrawn: Isidoro is the brains, and Upa the brawn.
* ChronicBackstabbingDisorder: Isidoro has betrayed or planned to betray practically anyone he became associated with, except for Upa.
* DumbMuscle: Upa is definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
* EasilyForgiven: The reanimated Patoruzú forgave their misdeeds after Isidoro provided him with a flimsy excuse. [[OhCrap Too bad Cazador isn't so easily deterred...]]
* FatAndSkinny: Isidoro is thin, and Upa fat (though with a dose of StoutStrength).
* HigherUnderstandingThroughDrugs: Upa enters a mystical delirium when intoxicated, which is most of the time.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard[=/=]RewardedAsATraitorDeserves: When Cazador started gaining the upper hand in his fight against Patoruzú, Isidoro betrayed his godson and helped Cazador to bring him down, thinking that Cazador would spare him in return. [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter He was wrong]].
* HookersAndBlow: This is the lifestyle they lead and are struggling hard to maintain.
* RevengeBeforeReason: Isidoro makes a DealWithTheDevil in order to be able to exact revenge on Cazador, but he is so obsessed with this task that he neglects to fulfil his end of the bargain. Needless to say, the Devil isn't too happy about it...
* ThoseTwoBadGuys: Best exemplified when they try to extort money from Isidoro's rich uncle, beating him up to the brink of death.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Superman]]
!Superman
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/caza_superman_6603.jpg
[[caption-width:170: [[PreAssKickingOneLiner "This is a job for Superman."]]]]
The last survivor of planet Krypton, which was destroyed by the [[TheGreys Junians]] because of the warmongering nature of its inhabitants. He lives up to that reputation while working as a superpowered enforcer for the US government, though he has [[DragonWithAnAgenda plans of his own]].
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* AbsoluteXenophobe: He looks down on both humans and Martians alike, and plans to [[OmnicidalManiac kill them all]].
* BewareTheSuperman: Figuratively '''and''' literally.
* TheChessmaster: He had been pulling strings for about forty years to arrange the mutual destruction of Earth and Mars, part of his plans included sponsoring a civil war on the latter.
* DoubleAgent: He works for both the US and the Martian rebels with the intention to pit them against each other.
* DragonInChief: To both BillClinton and the emperor of the Martian rebels.
* LackOfEmpathy: Franchise/{{Batman}} tries to appeal to his human side. Superman doesn't even let him finish a sentence.
-->'''Superman:''' I don't strike deals with races that are about to become extinct.
* SmugSuper: He considers himself superior to everyone else.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: He kills the leader of the rebel Martians and takes control of his army personally.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Darkseid]]
!Darkseid
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/caza_darkseid_2205.png
[[caption-width:170: "Do you know how much money it takes to mobilize the armies? I'm broke."]]
Superman's arch-enemy and supreme ruler of Apokolips, though he's actually [[UsefulNotes/{{Uruguay}} Uruguayan]]. He turns out to be an old friend of Cazador; they met while on vacation some time before the events of his appearance in the comic.
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* AmbiguouslyEvil: He's still the ruthless leader of Apokolips, but unlike his official incarnation he never shows any true villainous qualities nor a desire for conquest, helping to save the Earth instead by providing reinforcements to fight Superman and the Martians.
* BerserkButton: Superman.
* CassandraTruth: He had been warning humans not to trust Superman for years.
* LetsGetDangerous: When Cazador and his group come to his house looking for help, he shows up wearing an undershirt, pyjama pants and slippers, and Hunter comments on how unimpressive he looks. Then Cazador mentions his arch-enemy...
* NoodleIncident: Cazador owes him ten cents from a previous encounter.
[[/folder]]
!Celebrities
[[folder:Diego Maradona]]
!Diego Maradona
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/caza_diego_5730.jpg
[[caption-width:170: "Caza! Chill out man, come in."]]
One of the most iconic (and controversial) football players in the history of the sport, and a close friend of Cazador.
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* CigarChomper
* DotingParent: He ''adores'' his daughters and is extremely permissive towards them.
* HandsOffParenting: He hardly ever bothers to check what his daughters are up to, [[EnfantTerrible which is not a good thing]].
* FunPersonified: All he ever wants is to party and have fun.
* HeroOfAnotherStory: So much so that he got a spin-off of his own.
* PrettyInMink: He often wears a fur coat to show off his wealth.
* [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney Screw the Rules, I Have Money]][=/=][[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections Connections!]]: He has used his wealth and influence to bail Cazador out of jail more than once.
* ToxicFriendInfluence: He tolerates, downplays and sometimes encourages Cazador's sociopathic behaviour; he finds it hilarious.
* UnfazedEveryman: Not only is he unfazed by all the craziness that usually follows Cazador, but actually finds it quite ''fun''.
[[/folder]]
!Others
[[folder:Inspector Bullshit]]
!Inspector Bullshit
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[[caption-width:170: "Courage, my friend. The old English tradition calls for an iron stomach."]]
A bumbling police detective from England who follows cases involving Cazador and provides [[{{Exposition}} exposition]].
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* BringMyBrownPants: He's prone to soiling his pants in terror.
* CluelessDetective: He's not very bright; especially not as much [[SmallNameBigEgo as he thinks he is]].
* DirtyCoward: His plan to avoid being attacked by a rampaging werewolf? ''Using his deputy as a distraction''.
* DistinguishedGentlemansPipe: He always carries one.
* GeniusDitz: He seems to be pretty knowledgeable about werewolves.
* TheHunter: Again, of werewolves.
* MrExposition: This is his main role in the stories he appears in, be it only as the [[{{Narrator}} narrator]] or in a slightly more active role.
* OccultDetective: All his cases have involved the supernatural in some capacity or other.
* QuintessentialBritishGentleman: [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]]. He presents himself as this, but he's far from it.
* StiffUpperLip: Subverted. He claims to have this, but as stated before he really doesn't.
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[[folder:Cazador]]
!Cazador
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cazador_5896.png
[[caption-width:170: "Don't run 'cause nobody's getting out of here alive! Carajo!"]]
NominalHero par excellence, Cazador is a [[TheHedonist hedonist]] whose only interests are alcohol, women and [[TheBeautifulGame football]]. He only answers the CallToAdventure when there's absolutely no other choice, and always reluctantly -unless the correct BerserkButton is pressed or a sufficient [[HeroismIncentive reward]] is offered to him. His backstory actually stretches back to the colonization of the Americas: he was the son of a German mercenary who arrived to the New World in an expedition led by Juan Díaz de Solís. Expelled from his town under accusations of cannibalism, Cazador led a group of fellow exiles in a bloody crusade against the natives, whom he blamed for his troubles.
During one of his brutal raids, Cazador spared a native who promised to lead him to a hill full of pure silver and food in return. He was instead lured into an ambush, where most of his men were massacred and he was taken prisoner. As punishment for his actions, the natives subjected him to a ritual by which spirits possessed his body, granting him eternal life, so that he would get to experience [[ImmortalityHurts the pain of not being able to die]]. He was therefore cursed to [[WalkingTheEarth walk the Earth]] from then on, becoming a bane for those around him. Accompanying this curse, there was a revelation: unbeknownst to Cazador, as his father had kept it secret from him, [[YouAreWhatYouHate his own mother was a native]], and she died while giving birth to him.
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* BeenThereShapedHistory: [[UnreliableNarrator If we are to believe Cazador]], he was involved in all major conflicts of the 20th Century; in particular he committed the murder that started World War I (by accident, his trigger finger slipped), he was responsible for [[AdolfHitlarious Hitler]]'s major defeats (out of sheer incompetence, [[PsychoForHire he was working for the Nazis]]), and he dropped the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki (by accident again, supposedly their intended target was Tokyo). His accounts are made slightly more believable by the fact that Cazador [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld really has been around for long enough to be involved in those events]].
* BerserkButton: Don't mess with his teddy bear Bussi, for starters.
* {{BFG}}: Almost always carries one (he steals them from the army and stashes them in his house).
* BoisterousBruiser: He's more cranky than the usual example, but he does love to drink and party, and that's all he'd ever do if given the chance.
* DeadpanSnarker: He's very vocal in his disdain for whatever is going on at the moment.
* DumbMuscle: Very strong, very dumb.
* FullFrontalAssault: He once spent an entire adventure in the nude without realizing it until the end.
* GentleGiant: [[AvertedTrope Averted]], but he'll try to play the part if he thinks it can help to woo a girl.
* GoodThingYouCanHeal: Cazador has survived being eviscerated, impaled, having chunks of his body blown away, and worse.
* GratuitousEnglish: He was making a mess in Disneyworld, so Mickey requested Minnie to call the police.
--> '''Cazador:''' ¿Qué? ¿"Police"? ¡Esa sí te la entendí, ratón conchudo!
* HairTriggerTemper: Sometimes just trying to talk to him at the wrong time is all it takes to piss him off.
* HeroicBuild: Though that's pretty much all that is heroic about him.
* IAmAHumanitarian: He resorts to this from time to time, and it's part of his curse.
* ILoveTheDead: He has expressed no qualms over doing this, thankfully [[DiscretionShot we never get to see it]].
* InSeriesNickname: He has many; "Caza", "Cazi" and "Cazita" are some of the most frequently used.
* {{Jerkass}}: Don't expect him to be nice to you, even if you're on his side.
* MadBomber: He is proficient with all kinds of explosives, and has reduced many people to bloody bits with them.
* MultipleChoicePast: In a special issue, Cazador's origin is retold from the point of view of a historian, and a few details are changed (for example, Cazador knew he was half native all along, and his immortality is hereditary). Whether this constitutes a {{Retcon}} or a case of UnreliableNarrator[=/=]AllJustADream (Cazador's OriginsEpisode was framed as his dying hallucination) is anyone's guess.
* PsychopathicManchild: He still believes in Santa Claus, collects bottle caps, sleeps with a teddy bear and uses a very childish language.
* [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Really 500 Years Old]]: As he was born during the colonization of the Americas.
* RealMenEatMeat: And it ''really'' doesn't matter what it comes from.
* RealMenHateSugar: He rarely eats sugary foods. For example, when he was given the choice between having cake or a day-old chorizo sandwich, he chose the latter.
* ResurrectiveImmortality: Part of his curse.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: He's prone to do this if he's annoyed enough by the people around him and/or the situation at hand.
* SirSwearsALot: Yes, he swears a lot, but... "Sir"?
* SociopathicHero: He ends up saving the day now and then, but at the cost of [[DestructiveSaviour piles of corpses and damage]]. On top of that, if he finds any attractive women during his mission, [[DistractedByTheSexy he will drop everything to try to seduce them]].
* ThirdWheel: The very first story arc has him unwittingly caught in the war between the demons Melkor and Balrog.
* UnskilledButStrong: Cazador can crush skulls with his bare hands; he doesn't need any fancy martial art moves.
* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist
* WeirdnessMagnet: He tends to attract many weirdos who look for his help or try to fight him, much to his chagrin.
* WouldHurtAChild: Though it's slightly downplayed by the fact that KidsAreCruel is pretty much always in effect.
[[/folder]]
!Allies
[[folder:Uncle Pastafrola]]
!Uncle Pastafrola
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[[caption-width:170: "Saluti Cazadori!"]]
An Italian mobster who hangs out with Cazador sometimes. He considers Cazador a close friend, but the feeling isn't mutual.
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* BewareTheSillyOnes: He's quite clumsy and something of a CloudCuckoolander, but a comic shows him to be a highly skilled and renowned ninja. He's also TheDon, so he has thugs and assassins at his disposal.
* BumblingSidekick: Except that one time mentioned above, he isn't of much help whenever he tags along with Cazador.
* ButtMonkey: Cazador doesn't respect him, so he's a frequent target of his insults. He's also on the receiving end of a lot of violence, often by accident.
* EdibleThemeNaming: "Pasta frolla" is a pastry of Italian origins which is popular in Argentina.
* FunPersonified: He seems to organize more parties than heists.
* MiniatureSeniorCitizens: He's quite small indeed.
* ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: As mentioned above, he's rarely seen involved in criminal activities.
* PoirotSpeak: He speaks Spanish with a heavy Italian accent and some words of that language thrown in.
* TheUglyGuysHotDaughter: Averted by his daughter who is quite ugly, but he has beautiful ''grand''daughters instead: the [[Franchise/SailorMoon Sailor Senshi]]!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Hunter]]
!Hunter (a.k.a. '1st World Cazador')
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[[caption-width:170: "Embrace with me the cause of freedom!"]]
Cazador's intelligent and polite American counterpart, real name Robert Howard. Working for NASA, he refused to take part in the construction of an explosive device using technology recovered from a [[RoswellThatEndsWell UFO crash]]. Unfortunately, that meant [[HeKnowsTooMuch he knew too much]], which led to an assassination attempt in his house disguised as a gas explosion. Robert survived, but his family was killed. Angry at this, he donned the identity of ''Hunter'' to chase down and kill the persons responsible for the attack.
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* BadassBookworm: He is a former NASA scientist, after all.
* BadassNormal: He only has his wits, [[SuperheroPackingHeat guns]], and some [[AppliedPhlebotinum cool gadgets]] to take on the likes of ComicBook/CaptainAmerica, Franchise/{{Superman}}, or a whole alien army.
* CategoryTraitor: He is branded as a traitor by other Americans when he goes against the government's plans, but [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight he's just doing what he thinks is right]].
* TheComicallySerious: He comes off as this whenever he discusses the mission with Cazador, who couldn't care less about it and complains constantly.
* ConspiracyTheorist: Though in this comic's universe, and considering his backstory, that's being ProperlyParanoid.
* DefectorFromDecadence: He left his country to seek out Cazador for help after learning that the US government was planning to stave off an alien invasion by selling out South America to the invaders (perhaps a ShoutOut to the ill-fated remake of ComicBook/ElEternauta, which had that same premise). He also had personal reasons for going against the wishes of his government and fighting the aliens, as many years prior they had abducted BettiePage, of whom he is in love with, as part of the deal.
* EvilCounterpart: [[InvertedTrope Inverted]], he is Cazador's Good Counterpart. Pretty much the only thing they have in common is a blue cowl with a white symbol on the forehead and the meaning of their codenames; even though they both are on the side of Good their motivations for doing so are completely opposite.
* GoodIsNotSoft: He's willing to fight with lethal force if it's needed to save the world.
* GuileHero: Cazador wasn't willing to help him at first, so he convinced him that Bettie would thank them ''[[DoubleEntendre very, very well]]'' if they rescued her.
* HeartbrokenBadass: His encounter with Bettie Page doesn't come out the way he would have liked [[spoiler:(actually, he never meets Bettie at all, the aliens show him a decoy to make him believe that she has become a hideous abomination. The real Bettie is fine, she just doesn't want anything to do with him)]].
* HeroOfAnotherStory: Besides having his own comic which predated Cazador, a SpinOff featuring him was planned, but it didn't take off.
* InnocentBigot: He can be a bit condescending at times, but he means well.
* JetPack: He carries some on his jeep.
* MeetYourEarlyInstallmentWeirdness: He is in fact the original Cazador, before the massive {{Retool}} that resulted in the comic as it became popular.
* NiceGuy: Especially when compared to his brutish Argentinean version.
* NonPoweredCostumedHero: His costume is just his cowl, a BadassLongcoat and a UtilityBelt, but still.
[[/folder]]
!Enemies
[[folder:Melkor]]
!Melkor
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[[caption-width:170: "Cry Cazador, let my victory soak in your tears."]]
One of the demons vying for control of {{Hell}}, he has a bone to pick with Cazador for thwarting his plans to control the mortal plane as well.
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* ArchEnemy
* AnAxeToGrind: His weapon of choice; in fact he [[DualWielding wields two at the same time]].
* TheCorrupter: He takes pride in how easy it was for him to corrupt the church and the government.
* DemonicPossession: One of his abilities; he first used it to control the president in order to exact revenge on Cazador from a position of power.
* EvilVersusEvil: His feud with Balrog, and later {{Satan}} himself.
* FauxAffablyEvil: If he's in a good mood.
* ForTheEvulz: He engaged in random acts of violence in his first appearances, though he became more focused once he had set his true plans in motion.
* IHaveManyNames: A TimeTravel story has Cazador meeting him in the past; people of the era referred to him as [[Literature/{{Mabinogion}} Arawn]], the king of the underworld in Welsh mythology. When Cazador addresses him as Melkor, he recognizes it as one of his names. Presumably, he's the god of the underworld in many cultures.
* IShallTauntYou: He calls Cazador "fatty", or words to that effect.
* JokerImmunity: Being a demon, he is essentially immortal, so no matter how hard Cazador kicks his ass again and again he's always back in Hell soon enough, ready to scheme some more.
* HellOnEarth: What he wants to bring about.
* MugglesDoItBetter: As it turns out, an army of the undead is no match for a well-placed [[NukeEm H-bomb]].
* {{Necromancer}}: His original plan was to raise an army of zombies to take on his rival Balrog.
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Averted; he does sit in a throne and does a lot of [[WeWait waiting]], but when the time comes for his army to fight, so does he.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: He seems to feel special contempt for homosexuals; he purposely entered a [[WhereEverybodyKnowsYourFlame gay bar]] to kill all the patrons inside, and later promised to start killing the rest to gain the [[CorruptChurch Church's]] favour.
* PresidentEvil: For a while, as he possessed the president of Argentina. In a later comic, he takes control of BarackObama, though this time using vanilla MindManipulation.
* RockMeAsmodeus: In his first appearance, he certainly had the rockstar look nailed down.
* SatanicArchetype: BigRedDevil, [[HornedHumanoid horns]] and all? ''Check''. [[DealWithTheDevil Willing to make deals]]? ''Check''. [[DemonLordsAndArchdevils Ruler of demons]]? ''Check''.
* SmugSnake: Underestimating Cazador proves to be his downfall in each of his appearances.
* UnknownRival: When they first met after the comic was UnCanceled in the 2000s, Cazador seemed to have forgotten all about him.
* VillainWithGoodPublicity: When he first surfaced to the mortal plane in the present, he instantly became a celebrity and was invited to conventions and TV shows, with his evil acts being celebrated as "funny" and "charming".
* YouHaveFailedMe: He killed one of his minions because he failed to steal the [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos Necronomicon]] from Cazador... Then again, [[TooDumbToLive he took an encyclopaedia for children instead by mistake]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Balrog]]
!Balrog
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/caza_balrog_242.png
[[caption-width:170: [[ClusterBleepBomb *BLEEEEEEEEP*]]]]
A powerful demon who can ''only'' speak in [[SirSwearsALot swear words]], usually in [[MotorMouth long, uninterrupted strings]]. He shares more than a passing resemblance to [[LooneyTunes the Tasmanian Devil]], and characters [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] it as a RunningGag.
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* BloodKnight: He seems to enjoy fighting more than any other character.
* TheBrute: He's this when under Melkor's command.
* CheshireCatGrin
* DemonicPossession: HilarityEnsues when both he and Melkor possess the same body at once.
* DemonLordsAndArchdevils: According to [[AllThereInTheManual supplementary material]], he commands an army of 2,000,000 demons.
* DemotedToDragon: Despite being a contender to Hell's throne and Melkor's rival in his first appearances, he's seen working for him in later comics. Apparently, his allegiance to him goes [[WildCard back and forth]].
* EverythingsBetterWithSpinning
* HornedHumanoid
* MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily
* NothingPersonal: He doesn't feel any true animosity towards Cazador, most of the times they fight is either because of a misunderstanding, or because Balrog is JustFollowingOrders.
* TheUnintelligible: Unless he's really just insulting all the time.
* YourSizeMayVary: DependingOnTheArtist, he can vary between being slightly taller than a basketball player, to a towering monstrosity a couple of storeys high.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Ultimate Abomination]]
!The Ultimate Abomination
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[[caption-width:170: "Cazador, you will repent from the evils you inflict upon me."]]
Cazador's malformed brother(s) who [[{{Squick}} grew out of a cyst extracted from his anus]]. Despite having three somewhat independent heads, he is always treated as a single entity. He has more than a bit in common with FrankensteinsMonster: abandoned by his creator[=/=]brother, and feared because of his monstrous appearance, [[ThenLetMeBeEvil he turns evil in frustration]]. In fact, many of his lines are practically lifted from the original [[Literature/{{Frankenstein}} novel]]; therefore, many of the tropes that apply to the creature apply to him as well.
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* [[AngstySurvivingTwin Angsty Surviving Triplet]]: Cazador cut off two of his heads and kept them as trophies after their first encounter, which left Ultimate Abomination with an even stronger grudge against his brother.
* ApologeticAttacker: He apologizes to two guys, mentioning how much he hates violence, before [[OffWithHisHead ripping their heads off]] to replace the ones he lost.
* BodyHorror: He is basically an overgrown [[BodyHorror/RealLife teratoma]].
* [[ConjoinedTwins Conjoined Triplets]]
* FullFrontalAssault: He's always nude except for his cowls, and after he suits up ([[HalfDressedCartoonAnimal from the waist up]]) for a TalkShow.
* GrandTheftMe: He tried to do this with Cazador once, as his consciousness had been implanted in an temporary body.
* HeelFaceDoorSlam: After Cazador agrees to return his heads, he decides to do a HeelFaceTurn and form a superhero team along with other freaks he met at the aforementioned talk show, calling themselves [[ComicBook/FantasticFour The Malformed 4]]... [[ShaggyDogStory But Cazador blows them all up to smithereens shortly thereafter]]. [[spoiler:The Ultimate Abomination survives. The freaks also turn out to be alive as well, and want revenge.]]
* LosingYourHead: Two of them, actually.
* MultipleHeadCase: Though the heads get along just fine.
* NamedByDemocracy: A terrified man called him the "ultimate abomination" on a whim, and everybody went along with it.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* SameSexTriplets
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: He's probably the most eloquent character in the comic.
* SpeakInUnison: His [[SpeechBubble speech bubbles]] have a tail for each one of his heads.
* [[WhyAmITicking Why Are My Heads Ticking?]]: Cazador gives him his missing heads back. How nice of him, right? [[StuffBlowingUp Wrong]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Captain Cuete]]
!Captain Cuete
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[[caption-width:170: "Your kingdom has come to an end, Antichrist!"]]
The result of a secret SuperSoldier program helmed by [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Reed Richards]], working for NASA under orders from Creator/StanLee.
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* AscendedFanboy: Reading comics inspired him to become a superhero, which wasn't that difficult for him as he already had superpowers.
* BattleCry: He's fond of shouting his own name as this.
* CaptainSuperhero
* ChurchMilitant: He was given a stern Catholic education by his uncle, who was a priest. When he is contacted by the [[OddJobGods turd god]] (see below), this gives him a new purpose in life, to start a crusade against the Antichrist.
* TheCuckoolanderWasRight: He has a [[MushroomSamba drug-fuelled hallucination]] in which he is contacted by a god made entirely of shit. As it turns out, though, that god is very real.
* EnemySummoner: He can produce excrements with a limited life of their own; they have eyes, mouths and claws.
* {{Fartillery}}: His superpower. He can even use his explosive farts to fly like a rocket, which gives a double meaning to his codename ('cuete', Argentinean slang for a fart, is a corruption of the Spanish word for 'rocket', 'cohete').
* {{Gasshole}}: His farts are a WeaponizedExhaust.
* JunkieProphet: In his hallucination, the turd god instructs him to seek out the Antichrist, and eventually he does: it's Cazador.
* KnightTemplar: He isn't above killing criminals, and he killed his own uncle when he found him with a prostitute, in violation of his vows.
* PowerDegeneration: As an adult, his skin begins deteriorating and turning into faecal matter, a process that also alters his mind.
* PowerIncontinence: He couldn't control his powers as a child, which lead to a couple of nasty accidents.
* SanitySlippage: He begun losing his mind during his Power Degeneration, a condition which wasn't helped by his [[DrugsAreBad drug abuse]].
* SuperpowerMeltdown: He begins one when Cazador injects him with a syringe full of [[spoiler:bean soup]], which was provided by Mr. Fantastic.
* TalkingPoo: The living excrements mentioned above; Captain Cuete also becomes one himself at the advanced stages of his condition. Finally, the turd god takes it UpToEleven.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: He was pretty crazy even before his mind and body begun deteriorating.
* YouAreNumberSix: At NASA, he was branded "256" and showcased as a product.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Serial Killer]]
!Serial Killer
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[[caption-width:170: "I was chosen to stop the god... The demon."]]
A man whose father was killed during one of Cazador's rampages when he was a kid. Cazador also pointed his gun at him, but spared him. This experience left him severely traumatized, with recurrent nightmares of Cazador. He came to believe that he was a powerful demon, and that by killing people in his name he would be able to calm his rage.
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* BadDreams: As a kid, he kept dreaming that Cazador returned to finish him off.
* FreudianExcuse: His traumatic run-in with Cazador.
* IDidWhatIHadToDo: He was convinced that his human sacrifices would calm down Cazador, preventing him from [[TheNeedsOfTheMany harming even more people]].
* MoodWhiplash: There are few, if any, comical elements in his story; it's completely PlayedForDrama.
* NoNameGiven: We never find out his name, and promotional material only refers to him in generic terms.
* PerspectiveFlip: He had been following Cazador's adventures closely since the beginning, and we briefly get to see the events from his perspective. As it turns out, he was actually responsible for an earlier DeusExMachina: [[spoiler:he provided the chainsaw that Cazador found on a bus and used in his first fight against the Ultimate Abomination.]]
* SelfMadeOrphan: Though Cazador killed his father, he himself killed his own mother and her lover as a final sacrifice.
* [[spoiler:SenselessSacrifice]]: [[spoiler:He tried to do a heroic sacrifice to stop Cazador for good; alas, he underestimated Cazador's resilience.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Von Orenstein]]
!Von Orenstein
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[[caption-width:170: "You still owe me my 600 pesos, eh?"]]
Straddling the line between enemy and mere "annoying acquaintance", Von Orenstein is a comic book store owner and amateur occultist who trusted a copy of the Necronomicon to Cazador, who never paid him back. He is obsessed with collecting on this debt.
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* BigRedDevil: He often wears a devil costume.
* CantKillYouStillNeedYou: He's not interested in having Cazador killed, as dead men can't pay their dues.
* {{Determinator}}: He really, ''really'' wants his $600, and he'll never stop pestering Cazador about them. Not even ''death itself'' has stopped him.
* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs: He was directly or indirectly responsible for unleashing murderous dinosaurs at least twice, first in a parody of DinosaursAttack!, and later of Film/JurassicPark.
* EverythingsDeaderWithZombies: He gets turned into one, but even then he still wants his money back.
* EvilDebtCollector: Self-explanatory at this point.
* FailureIsTheOnlyOption: Von Orenstein has no intention to give up asking for his money, but Cazador has no intention to pay him, ''ever''.
* {{Greed}}: Earning money is his main motivation in life.
* HarmlessVillain: Most of the time he doesn't actively antagonize Cazador, but when he does he's never much of a threat anyway.
* IneffectualSympatheticVillain: The poor guy just wants his $600. If Cazador wasn't so stubborn and [[JustEatGilligan just gave them to him]], Von Orenstein would most likely leave him alone right away.
* MadScientist: He has dabbled in mad science from time to time, building a functional TimeMachine on one occasion, and genetically engineering dinosaurs for sale in another.
* NeverRecycleYourSchemes: Even though all his experiments have been successful, backfiring only by accident or due to [[SpannerInTheWorks Cazador's stupidity]], he never tried to just recreate them with improvements.
* PlotIrrelevantVillain: Sometimes he only shows up to do little more than reminding Cazador of his debt yet again.
* RunningGag: His petty beef with Cazador and his refusal to give up after being turned down every time are one big ongoing joke.
* TimeTravelForFunAndProfit: His use for a time machine was to recover first issues of popular comic books to [[CompoundInterestTimeTravelGambit sell them for millions]].
* {{Tuckerization}}: He was based on a real life comic store owner, but evolved into a character of his own.
* VillainousRescue: He once saved Cazador's life, anonymously, for the [[PragmaticVillainy pragmatic]] [[CantKillYouStillNeedYou reason]] stated earlier.
* TheVonTropeFamily: Full name Eduardo Von Orenstein.
* WorkOffTheDebt: He has proposed this to Cazador many times, but unfortunately Cazador isn't interested, and when he does accept he doesn't make for a reliable employee, quitting at the slightest opportunity (though to be fair, working for Von Orenstein [[MeanBoss isn't very fun]]).
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Mama Trabuco]]
!Mama Trabuco
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[[caption-width:170: "If Cazador is the illness, we are the cure."]]
The leader of the League of Avenger Nannas, a group of elderly MoralGuardians who want to put an end to Cazador's indecency.
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* CulturePolice[=/=]MediaWatchdog: What her organization is, or aspires to be.
* InvoluntaryShapeshifter: Professor Neurus turned her into a hideous abomination against her will to fight Cazador on even terms. She's angry at first, but grows to like her new power.
* [[NaziGrandpa Nazi Grandma]]: When agitated, she spews German and proposes gassing Cazador and turning him into soap. By extension, she qualifies as a RacistGrandma as well.
* [[MagicPants Magic Panties]]: She keeps them after HulkingOut.
* MonsterModesty: Once she's turned into a monster, she doesn't bother with putting on extra clothing any more, unless she needs a disguise.
* NeverMessWithGranny: ''Especially'' after her mutation.
* OldSuperhero: At least she used to dress like one.
* PaperThinDisguise: Somehow nobody notices that the priest at a wedding has been replaced by a hulking female monster.
* PowerUpgradingDeformation: Her monstrous form makes her strong enough to be a physical threat to Cazador.
* [[TwoBeingsOneBody Three Beings, One Body]]: She gets fused with two of her cronies in the transformation process; they end up as her [[GagBoobs breasts]] for extra {{Squick}}.
[[/folder]]
!'Guest' Characters
[[folder:Professor Neurus]]
!Professor Neurus
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[[caption-width:170: "So much power is aphrodisiac!"]]
The main villain of the Argentinean comic and cartoon ''Las Aventuras de Hijitus''; here he serves as the bad guys' go-to MadScientist.
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* AbhorrentAdmirer: Cachavacha the witch (also from ''Las Aventuras de Hijitus'') is this to him.
* AnimatedActors: He mentions his past as a kid show entertainer.
* DrunkWithPower: He becomes this while piloting his HumongousMecha, ''Truku 2000''.
* GagBoobs: He gets breast implants at some point.
* MeaningfulRename: After his change of appearance, he calls himself "Professor [[GlamRock Glam]]".
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist: He has dabbled in chemistry, biology and robotics.
* OpaqueNerdGlasses: He replaces them with Opaque Nerd [[GogglesDoNothing Goggles]] in his ''Professor Glam'' persona.
* {{Stripperiffic}}: His ''Professor Glam'' attire; quite the FanDisservice.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Superhijitus]]
!Superhijitus
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[[caption-width:170: [[BattleCry "FUFUUU!"]]]]
The SuperMode of Hijitus, here portrayed as an adult and involved in a homosexual relationship with his ally the sheriff of Trulalá.
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* AllGaysArePromiscuous: He cheats on the sheriff with a stripper, and offers to help others in exchange for sex.
* BadassGay: He is a OneManArmy who was easily able to defeat a squad of armed men all by himself.
* FlyingBrick
* HeroicBuild
* ImmuneToBullets
* MachoCamp: Especially when out of battle.
* OvershadowedByAwesome: Despite his superhuman strength, he's still no match for Cazador.
* QueerPeopleAreFunny: His relationship with the sheriff is PlayedForLaughs.
* VerbalTic: Like the original character, he uses diminutives and adds the suffix "-us" to nouns.
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[[folder:Patoruzú]]
!Patoruzú
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[[caption-width:170: "''Amalaya!'' I finally found you, rascals!"]]
One of Argentina's most renowned comic book characters, he's a wealthy [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tehuelche_people Tehuelche]] chieftain who's as generous as he's strong, which is a lot. He died off-panel of an unspecified ailment, but he was brought back to life later when his corpse, which had been embalmed with an experimental chemical created by Professor Neurus, was struck by [[LightningCanDoAnything lightning]].
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* ArtificialZombie: Despite being functionally alive, his body is still decomposing and emits a horrible stench.
* EnemyMine[=/=]FireForgedFriends: He and Cazador set aside their differences to participate in the 1998 FIFA World Cup.
* EtTuBrute: Cazador defeated him with his godfather's help (see the next section for more details).
* GoneHorriblyWrong: He was supposed to stay dead.
* GoshDangItToHeck: Inherited from the original character; he doesn't take kindly to Cazador's foul language.
* HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: He still trusts his godfather Isidoro despite all the awful things he's done.
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[[folder:Isidoro and Upa]]
!Isidoro and Upa
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[[caption-width:170: "So, Cazi? That was good, right? I help you. Me!"]]
Patoruzú's godfather and brother, respectively, who are almost always paired together. They tried to use their relative's dead body to smuggle drugs around the country, but got into trouble with Cazador in the process.
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* BrainsAndBrawn: Isidoro is the brains, and Upa the brawn.
* ChronicBackstabbingDisorder: Isidoro has betrayed or planned to betray practically anyone he became associated with, except for Upa.
* DumbMuscle: Upa is definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
* EasilyForgiven: The reanimated Patoruzú forgave their misdeeds after Isidoro provided him with a flimsy excuse. [[OhCrap Too bad Cazador isn't so easily deterred...]]
* FatAndSkinny: Isidoro is thin, and Upa fat (though with a dose of StoutStrength).
* HigherUnderstandingThroughDrugs: Upa enters a mystical delirium when intoxicated, which is most of the time.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard[=/=]RewardedAsATraitorDeserves: When Cazador started gaining the upper hand in his fight against Patoruzú, Isidoro betrayed his godson and helped Cazador to bring him down, thinking that Cazador would spare him in return. [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter He was wrong]].
* HookersAndBlow: This is the lifestyle they lead and are struggling hard to maintain.
* RevengeBeforeReason: Isidoro makes a DealWithTheDevil in order to be able to exact revenge on Cazador, but he is so obsessed with this task that he neglects to fulfil his end of the bargain. Needless to say, the Devil isn't too happy about it...
* ThoseTwoBadGuys: Best exemplified when they try to extort money from Isidoro's rich uncle, beating him up to the brink of death.
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[[folder:Superman]]
!Superman
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[[caption-width:170: [[PreAssKickingOneLiner "This is a job for Superman."]]]]
The last survivor of planet Krypton, which was destroyed by the [[TheGreys Junians]] because of the warmongering nature of its inhabitants. He lives up to that reputation while working as a superpowered enforcer for the US government, though he has [[DragonWithAnAgenda plans of his own]].
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* AbsoluteXenophobe: He looks down on both humans and Martians alike, and plans to [[OmnicidalManiac kill them all]].
* BewareTheSuperman: Figuratively '''and''' literally.
* TheChessmaster: He had been pulling strings for about forty years to arrange the mutual destruction of Earth and Mars, part of his plans included sponsoring a civil war on the latter.
* DoubleAgent: He works for both the US and the Martian rebels with the intention to pit them against each other.
* DragonInChief: To both BillClinton and the emperor of the Martian rebels.
* LackOfEmpathy: Franchise/{{Batman}} tries to appeal to his human side. Superman doesn't even let him finish a sentence.
-->'''Superman:''' I don't strike deals with races that are about to become extinct.
* SmugSuper: He considers himself superior to everyone else.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: He kills the leader of the rebel Martians and takes control of his army personally.
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[[folder:Darkseid]]
!Darkseid
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/caza_darkseid_2205.png
[[caption-width:170: "Do you know how much money it takes to mobilize the armies? I'm broke."]]
Superman's arch-enemy and supreme ruler of Apokolips, though he's actually [[UsefulNotes/{{Uruguay}} Uruguayan]]. He turns out to be an old friend of Cazador; they met while on vacation some time before the events of his appearance in the comic.
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* AmbiguouslyEvil: He's still the ruthless leader of Apokolips, but unlike his official incarnation he never shows any true villainous qualities nor a desire for conquest, helping to save the Earth instead by providing reinforcements to fight Superman and the Martians.
* BerserkButton: Superman.
* CassandraTruth: He had been warning humans not to trust Superman for years.
* LetsGetDangerous: When Cazador and his group come to his house looking for help, he shows up wearing an undershirt, pyjama pants and slippers, and Hunter comments on how unimpressive he looks. Then Cazador mentions his arch-enemy...
* NoodleIncident: Cazador owes him ten cents from a previous encounter.
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!Celebrities
[[folder:Diego Maradona]]
!Diego Maradona
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/caza_diego_5730.jpg
[[caption-width:170: "Caza! Chill out man, come in."]]
One of the most iconic (and controversial) football players in the history of the sport, and a close friend of Cazador.
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* CigarChomper
* DotingParent: He ''adores'' his daughters and is extremely permissive towards them.
* HandsOffParenting: He hardly ever bothers to check what his daughters are up to, [[EnfantTerrible which is not a good thing]].
* FunPersonified: All he ever wants is to party and have fun.
* HeroOfAnotherStory: So much so that he got a spin-off of his own.
* PrettyInMink: He often wears a fur coat to show off his wealth.
* [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney Screw the Rules, I Have Money]][=/=][[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections Connections!]]: He has used his wealth and influence to bail Cazador out of jail more than once.
* ToxicFriendInfluence: He tolerates, downplays and sometimes encourages Cazador's sociopathic behaviour; he finds it hilarious.
* UnfazedEveryman: Not only is he unfazed by all the craziness that usually follows Cazador, but actually finds it quite ''fun''.
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!Others
[[folder:Inspector Bullshit]]
!Inspector Bullshit
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/caza_inspector_6505.jpg
[[caption-width:170: "Courage, my friend. The old English tradition calls for an iron stomach."]]
A bumbling police detective from England who follows cases involving Cazador and provides [[{{Exposition}} exposition]].
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* BringMyBrownPants: He's prone to soiling his pants in terror.
* CluelessDetective: He's not very bright; especially not as much [[SmallNameBigEgo as he thinks he is]].
* DirtyCoward: His plan to avoid being attacked by a rampaging werewolf? ''Using his deputy as a distraction''.
* DistinguishedGentlemansPipe: He always carries one.
* GeniusDitz: He seems to be pretty knowledgeable about werewolves.
* TheHunter: Again, of werewolves.
* MrExposition: This is his main role in the stories he appears in, be it only as the [[{{Narrator}} narrator]] or in a slightly more active role.
* OccultDetective: All his cases have involved the supernatural in some capacity or other.
* QuintessentialBritishGentleman: [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]]. He presents himself as this, but he's far from it.
* StiffUpperLip: Subverted. He claims to have this, but as stated before he really doesn't.
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