Discussion JustForFun / StatlerAndWaldorf

Statler and Waldorf ought to have a Self-Demonstrating page.

Would any Doctor Who fans complain if Statler and Waldorf landed on Doctor Who S33 E2 "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"?

I created a work page for Undertale: Papyrus's Belief, so I want to include the following dialogue at the bottom of the page. Since I'm the creator of the page and discussions here seem to not get much feedback, I'll go ahead and add it now and then hear out criticisms when they arrive.

Waldorf: Say, did you know that "papyrus" is a Middle English word meaning "paper?"

Statler: I know that, I was around when they still used that word! But why do you bring it up?

Waldorf: Because it's my firm belief that this game's story will be so paper-thin, it'll be completely barebones!

Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!

Can we have them do OMORI?

how come the statler and waldorf joke for bluey was considered too mean spirited

Here's one for C-List Fodder

Statler: Why should I care about any of these guys? We all know they're here for only one reason!

Waldorf: You know what that is?

Statler: What do you mean? I just said we all know it!

Waldorf: But I forgot it.

Statler: Put it on the list then!

Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!

Having Statler and Waldorf heckle the Cookie Run: Kingdom page would be interesting. This is my first time writing dialogue for the duo, so it may not be perfect.

Waldorf: I can't believe that people are going gaga over a bunch of gingerbread men.

Statler: I guess that's the way the Cookie crumbles.

Both: Dohohohohoh!

(In reference to how people tend to leave nasty comments in the posts of their favourite Cookies on Cookie Run's Instagram.)

Came up with one for Ma Fille:

Statler: So the little chick grew up just like her daddy. Waldorf: If that's the case, I feel bad for his grandkid! Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!

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This is a suggestion for the trope Wizard Mode.

Statler: Well, that's nice one way to end a game of pinball!

Waldorf: Yes, sir! Light everything up, so bright that the pinball machine will explode!

Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hoh!

I believe Wilkins Coffee would be the perfect place for a Statler & Waldorf stinger...after all, these commercials ARE where the Muppets were first enjoyed by a wide audience.

Hi, I noticed that, despite being listed, some of the things don't have those little Statler and Waldorf quotes at the bottom, anyone know what's up with that?

Previous Trope Repair Shop thread: Misused, started by Kingbacon on Aug 7th 2014 at 2:33:37 AM

Unless someone objects (I don't see why anyone would), I'm going to pull the stinger from He Didn't Make It, because suicide jokes are just kind of tasteless in general.

I like to add JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency

Joseph: What do you two geezers think about our page?

Statler: So, you're called Jojo and your adventure is bizarre?

Waldorf: I think the real bizarre thing is your nickname!

Joseph: Oh yeah?! Well, you're next lines will be "Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!" right?

Both: Do-ho-ho-ho...hoh?

I’d like to see them cameo on Muppet Cameo

I want for them to be in City of God. Any suggestions?

Because it is made by the son of Jim Henson, how about having Statler and Waldorf rip The Happytime Murders a new one?

Statler: To think that somebody would go around murdering puppets.

Waldorf: We should find the guy.

Statler: What for?

Waldorf: So he can save us from watching anymore garbage.

Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!

I'd like to have them visit Witch Doctor, and this exchange comes from an actual Muppet Show episode. Is that okay?

I think Deadpool should have one.

Statler: Seriously, how can that guy talk to the audience?

Waldorf: I don't know! Maybe he's just insane!

Deadpool: Gee, thanks Captain Obvious!

All three: DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

I don't know why, but I would love to see them heckle Attack on Titan. I think there are minds cleverer than mine that could pull it off.

Um...I noticed that there have been some pages that claim to have Statler and Waldorf (namely the pages for Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt and Y: The Last Man) but they weren't exactly there.

So just now, I kinda went and came up with new S + W gags for those aforementioned 2 pages and a few months back, I gave one to the page on Nerve.

It's only now that I noticed this discussion thing. If I want to add S + W gags onto pages, do I have to talk about them here? Because the stuff I came up with isn't offensive by any stretch of the imagination, IMO.

Could we add Waldorf and Astoria to Absentee Actor?

I remembered they were in the Joker's Self-Demonstrating page awhile back but it was removed. D Oes anyone remembered how it went? All I know is that they started laughing until they realized they can't stop.

Can we add them to the Monster Clown page? We could have them say something about how the clowns on that page aren't nearly as bad as the clowns they have to deal with.

I want to add them to Matthew Santoro. Any suggestions?

I had added them doing their Season 5 routine ("Why do we always come here?" etc.) to the page for Wrestling/TNA before I saw that, in order to use that, I needed to bring it up here.

So I started a forum thread for Statler and Waldorf on The Heckler but no one paid any attention to it, so I added them to that page then saw that it should actually be brought up here so I pulled it. Anyway, here's my idea for it.

Statler: You know it's a great honor to be included alongside the world's best hecklers.

Waldorf: Too bad we're stuck with the rest of them!

Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!

Right so I pulled this out of the Atheism page because it has nothing to do with Atheism whatsoever.

If we should want to keep it on there, perhaps their stinger should be relevant to the subject instead of being only tangentially connected.