Just For Fun Statler And Waldorf Discussion

Collapse/Expand Topics

12:03:39 AM May 20th 2018
edited by Zerukin
Because it is made by the son of Jim Henson, how about having Statler and Waldorf rip The Happytime Murders a new one?
Statler: To think that somebody would go around murdering puppets.
Waldorf: We should find the guy.
Statler: What for?
Waldorf: So he can save us from watching anymore garbage.
Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!
02:32:08 PM Mar 30th 2018
I'd like to have them visit Witch Doctor, and this exchange comes from an actual Muppet Show episode. Is that okay?
Statler: Ever gone to a witch doctor?
Waldorf: They're all witch. Ever heard of a poor doctor?
Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!

06:00:31 PM Jun 5th 2017
I don't know why, but I would love to see them heckle Attack on Titan. I think there are minds cleverer than mine that could pull it off.
04:20:16 PM Dec 14th 2016
edited by AndyMouse
I think Deadpool should have one.

Statler: Seriously, how can that guy talk to the audience?

Waldorf: I don't know! Maybe he's just insane!

Deadpool: Gee, thanks Captain Obvious!

08:36:36 AM Sep 22nd 2017
edited by Intelleblue
I tried to do it, but instead...

Statler: You kno- Deadpool: Hey! I'm not having you make fun of me. I may be immortal, but you know what actually has a chance at killing me? Waldorf: What? Deapool: Your jokes! All: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!

12:00:42 PM Oct 23rd 2016
Um...I noticed that there have been some pages that claim to have Statler and Waldorf (namely the pages for Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt and Y: The Last Man) but they weren't exactly there.

So just now, I kinda went and came up with new S + W gags for those aforementioned 2 pages and a few months back, I gave one to the page on Nerve.

It's only now that I noticed this discussion thing. If I want to add S + W gags onto pages, do I have to talk about them here? Because the stuff I came up with isn't offensive by any stretch of the imagination, IMO.
09:57:27 PM Oct 9th 2016
Could we add Waldorf and Astoria to Absentee Actor?
02:23:44 AM Aug 18th 2015
I remembered they were in the Joker's Self-Demonstrating page awhile back but it was removed. D Oes anyone remembered how it went? All I know is that they started laughing until they realized they can't stop.
03:17:40 AM Aug 20th 2015
Here's an old vote on the stinger, is one of them it?
09:12:31 PM Aug 31st 2015
Yeah, that's the one thanks!
03:42:00 PM May 29th 2015
Can we add them to the Monster Clown page? We could have them say something about how the clowns on that page aren't nearly as bad as the clowns they have to deal with.
09:18:14 AM Nov 9th 2014
I want to add them to Matthew Santoro. Any suggestions?
09:55:33 PM Aug 4th 2013
I had added them doing their Season 5 routine ("Why do we always come here?" etc.) to the page for Wrestling/TNA before I saw that, in order to use that, I needed to bring it up here.
10:36:53 PM Apr 27th 2013
edited by
So I started a forum thread for Statler and Waldorf on The Heckler but no one paid any attention to it, so I added them to that page then saw that it should actually be brought up here so I pulled it. Anyway, here's my idea for it.

Statler: You know it's a great honor to be included alongside the world's best hecklers.
Waldorf: Too bad we're stuck with the rest of them!
Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!
11:34:08 AM Dec 31st 2012
Right so I pulled this out of the Atheism page because it has nothing to do with Atheism whatsoever.

Statler: Do you believe that God exists?
Waldorf: Yes I do. Trouble is, I don't think he believes any of us exist.
Statler: In his defence, do you really think he would WANT to believe we do?
Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!

If we should want to keep it on there, perhaps their stinger should be relevant to the subject instead of being only tangentially connected.
07:25:41 PM Jan 19th 2013
Heads-up: it's been added again.
Collapse/Expand Topics