Aroush Halapsian, slayer of Susans
B: All of them retroactively do and it always functions perfectly. With all the patches, game mod, and expansions, even. L: Only those released past 21:04 GMT of 1 January 2016 do. It's only the basegame though. J: Same as L, but once someone opens it, they die and so do everyone they've ever touched in their life. Also, demons are starting to come to Earth to eat the remaining people and rule it with an iron fist.
I want a Sims 3: Doctor W Ho expansion pack installed right here in my PC\with my Sims 3 Collections!
Fighting Susan Wainwright obsession in the former Soviet Union alongside Elektra Melidze and Daryllis Tishanev
Dusty the Mighty
B: Granted! The expansion pack is yours!
L: Granted! The CD is sitting inside your computer. You have to take apart the computer to get to it, and then you still have to install it.
J: Granted, but it's extremely buggy and not very fun to play.
I wish I could become the kind of dragon that Corrin can become.
edited 7th Jan '16 12:54:26 PM by kablammin45
"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."
Dusty the Mighty
Bump; different scenario
"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."
Singularity of Self Delusion
Benevolent: Granted. You can change to and from this form at will.
Literal: Granted, you but can't change back.
Jackass: Granted, but you can't change back, you forget who you originally were, and you go primal and animalistic, attacking all who come near you.
I wish for World Peace.
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
Dusty the Mighty
B: Granted! World peace has been achieved.
L: Granted! A rock has appeared in front of you. (A piece of the world.)
J: Granted! A huge rock appears above you.
I wish I could meet a Pokemon in real life.
"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."
B: Granted. It even obeys you!
L: Granted. It is rather hostile though...
J: Granted it is an angry Rayquaza. Have fun!
I wish for the Fallout 4 DLC to be good.
Benevolent: The DLC is great, giving you exactly what you wanted, with tons of fun content for a very decent price.
Literal: The DLC is decent, but nothing special. You enjoy it but kinda forget about it afterwards. Meh.
Jackass: The DLC is great! Actually, it's all the best parts of the regular game that are no longer available without purchasing the DLC. Which is really overpriced.
I wish I could dance like a pro.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Tief girl with eartude
B: You now have amazing dancing skills! You can find a dance floor and wow with impunity.
L: You have the skills and training of a professional dancer. You still need to exercise and stay in shape to take advantage of them.
J: You have the dancing skills of a "professional". You can pole and lap dance, but nothing else.
I wish I was a Hot Amazon.
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Part-Time Omen of Death
B: Granted; you're tall and gorgeous with the perfect feminine figure.
L: You're beautiful, but you've got heatstroke.
J: You become a part of the Amazon rainforest, and you're on fire.
I wish I was a Disney princess.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Dusty the Mighty
B: Granted! You're now the Princess character in your own Disney Animated Canon movie!
L: Granted, the genie turns you into someone dressed as a Disney Princess.
J: Granted, but Gaston is now your Love Interest.
I wish I was in Disney Infinity.
"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."
B: Granted, you can now play as yourself in the game, as a balanced and fun character!
L: Granted, you are now in the game.
J: Granted, you're trapped in the game, and worth tons of points, each time you get killed by whoever plays it.
I wish I was attractive to girls in my age group.
edited 17th Feb '16 5:54:18 AM by RandomWriter413
Benevolent: Girls in your age group love you and start fawning all over you.
Literal: You develop weird magnetic properties that actually attracts girls to you. They all think it's pretty annoying.
Jackass: You're turned into a delicious bar of chocolate.
I wish I had a better smartphone.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
B: You get the latest iPhone. Or Android if you're into that sort of thing.
L: You get a sentient telephone.
J: You get a sentient, super smart telephone that wants nothing but to see the world burn.
I wish I can fly.
edited 19th Feb '16 10:29:41 AM by gregnes2000
B: "Do you want wings, a jetpack, or Superman-style flying?"
L: Gives you a can containing a fly.
J: Gives you flight... but you can't control it and fly straight into the Sun.
I wish I had a good singing voice.
edited 21st Feb '16 12:08:12 PM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Dusty the Mighty
B: Granted! Your singing now rivals that of Josh Groban's
L: You get a singing voice in a sea shell
J: Granted, you're now a whale.
I wish it were easier for me to study for homework.
"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."B: You become great at eliminating distractions while studying, and retain a lot of knowledge afterwards. You do awesome on every assignment.
L: You do great at studying. You use every technique possible. But you still do awful on the actual assignment.
J: Studying is now the only thing you can do. You study so much that you can't even think about doing anything else.
I wish I lived in the world of my favorite work.
edited 19th Feb '16 5:50:39 PM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Fly Air Madeline
Benevolent: You can now enter and live in the world of your favorite work of fiction.
Literal: You now live in a world where everybody does your favorite job.
Jackass: You now live in the world of your favorite work of fiction... as a mook.
I wish I could shapeshift.
edited 20th Feb '16 3:48:31 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Benevolent: You can now shapeshift at will.
Literal: Basically the same, but with Reality Ensuing. Namely, people will freak out when they find out, which they eventually will, and you'll receive all manner of media attention you probably didn't ask for.
Jackass: You can shapeshift, but unfortunately it's still biologically impossible and you'll probably break all your bones the first time you try.
I wish I could drop around in a fancy car.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."B: You get to cruise around in the car of your dreams!
L: Gives you a fancy car and drops in several rounds of ammunition. The police are not happy about this.
J:Takes you way up high and drops you so that you land in a fancy car. Too bad you'll be too dead to drive it.
I wish I could talk to animals.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
B:You get to talk to animals. and they talk back.
L: You can talk to animals, but you could always do that and you end up looking stupid infront of people as the animals don't understand you
J: You are transformed into a fly so that you can communicate with your fellow animals. As a test you are put into a box with a spider. The spider eats you.
I wish I could control elements
B: Elemental Powers are now yours to control!
L: You can now control all the elements of the Periodic Table. Yay, I guess?
J: You could control the elements if you wanted to, but the genie alters your mindset so that you don't want to.
I wish Food Fight was a good movie.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Tief girl with eartude
B: Food Fight is an excellent CGI film which cleverly uses different brands, becoming as beloved as any Disney Animated Canon movie.
L: A fairly good movie called Food Fight is made, but it has nothing to do with the notoriously terrible movie of the same name.
J: An entire generation of children are influenced into blindly buying brand name products, dismissing Bland-Name Product lines as Nazi-like. Brand names end up with a near monopoly.
I wish it was warm enough for me to go out in a tank top.
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The Best Worst Psychonaut
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Benevolent: Food Fight is now a good movie. A great movie, in fact, and will surely go down in history as one of the greatest animated movies ever made. (Who'da thunk it?)
Literal: Food Fight is now a good movie... in fact, it's so good that everyone decides that no other movie idea could possibly compete, ensuring that all movies produced for the next ten years or so are subpar ''Food Fight'' rip-offs, and Pixar goes bankrupt (though, if you're one of those hardcore traditional animation fans, that might not be a bad thing).
Jackass: See, I'm not a real genie, I just have... connections. I made some deals with... some... business associates. They made us a movie about a Food Fight, which is Exactly What It Says on the Tin. We can get away saying it was from the same studio because they kidnapped the original director and held a gun to his... uh... I mean, we persuaded him. Besides, he owed 'em money, anyway; where did you think he got that 65 million bucks from? Kickstarter? Pfuh. Anyway, I won't go into the details, but one of his employees felt like being an idiot and trying to get in their way, and, well... look, point is, the food fight happened, it was good (see? Mission accomplished!), and that Ketchup really is Ketchup. NOT. BLOOD.
Benevolent: Good news! It got a little warmer outside. Tank top away.
Literal: Sadly I have no control over natural weather patterns, so I'll just send you off to... I don't know... the Mojave desert. You'll definitely have use for a tank top there. And hey, it may be hot, but at least it isn't Syria.
Jackass: Sadly I have no control over natural weather patterns, so I'll just send you off to... I don't know... Syria. Not the cities, either. Just keep your head down or you might need a bulletproof vest, which would defeat the whole point of the wish.
I wish I became the President of Planet Earth.
edited 21st Feb '16 1:26:25 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."B: You rule the entire planet, with a One Hundred Percent Approval Rating.
L: You become pres. of dirt.
J: You become Pres. of the entire planet. Have fun with all the work that requires!
I wish I always remembered my dreams.
edited 25th Feb '16 8:17:17 AM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
B: You can transform when you want to. L: You transform when you hear the word "will" J: Same as B, but the transformation hurts a lot.
I wish that All windows computers came with The Binding Of Isaac Rebirth
edited 31st Dec '15 7:58:45 AM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”