"You ever fight Deadmen? If one of them attacked him, he'd fall sick. If they don't kill you, the diseases they carry will. One of their favorite tactics. If it ain't plague it's the Rot. My cousin, he got grabbed back during the War. Got a great big blister on the back of his neck, started puking and shivering. Doc said it was some kinda rare disease that makes your skin go rotten. What he couldn't understand is why the bad spot was where it was, or why it looked like a handprint, 'cause you only got it by messing around with raw sewage. Your guy crossed a Deadman, no 'if's, 'and's or 'but's."
edited 18th May '15 9:06:45 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!"Oh hell's fucking bells, you did not just try to pull that mind-whammy bullshit on me. Eat my fist, asshat!" WHAM
edited 18th May '15 7:49:38 PM by Tojin
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor HebertEin Woe visibly twitched, "I'd reconsider running your mouth, when you're tied up in Mana Bindings...remember, like this I can do just about anything I want to you."
Woe demonstrated by pulling out a long paring knife from his sleeve and holding it close enough to Matthew's face to draw blood, "Now...you want another story or not?"
Matt didn't even flinch at the wound and kept smiling, "Go on, I'm sure you love hearing yourself talk."
Woe considered cutting him deeper, but then considered the volume of his last story, "Points, Streiss, for being slightly funny. But nobody likes a sad clown."
edited 19th May '15 7:31:38 PM by Night
Nous restons ici."And no matter what pop-psychologists, the ignorant, propaganda writers, eugenicists, social Darwinists and Batman-writers would have you believe, mad is not always the same as evil"
I am saying this as a huge Batman-fanboy, of course.
www.wattpad.com/126934443-jackalopes-~-wattys2015~-the-paradise-of-tymorFrom one of my 'random moments of awesome' writing practices. Comments would be appreciated.
"Lavinny, Leng him."
"It would be my pleasure, sir."
The Graf was far too busy laughing with his minions to notice the tall, slender man raise his arm and shake up the sleeve of his robes. He was certainly too distracted to notice the mass of grape-sized bulges scurrying about under the exposed skin.
He certainly noticed when a gout of angry, odd-legged, maggot-bodied spiders burst forth from Lavinny's upturned palm as if from a fire hose at full pressure. The sound of Lavinny's hand being torn open from the inside had finally gotten the vampire lord's attention. This meant that the beam of quasi-demonic nope had hit him full in the face rather than deflecting off the back of his head. Not that it mattered. Fear screams turned to pain screams as the little balls of hate bit and burrowed into flesh. Lavinny played the torrent out over the fleeing Graf and his entourage so that all could share in the arachnid-based joy for a few seconds, then cut the flow and incinerated the Leng Spiders with a gesture.
There was sending a message, then there was being just plain irresponsible.
edited 20th May '15 6:15:01 PM by TheManFromOutside
Question not my madness, lest ye join me in it."You can have the legs. That pelt of 'is'll make a nice coat."
"Or a rug."
"Yeah, or a rug. Them antlers'll do for a hat rack..."
At this point, the hapless caribou decided he'd rather not be turned into furniture, clothing, or spare parts by a pair of zombies, and ran for it.
"...He's buggered orf, 'e has!"
"Oi! Get back 'ere!"
"We ain't gonna hurt ye, we just gonna divvy up yer bits!"
"Grandfather, those ships contain women and children. I beg you to reconsider."
"Good riddance. If we purge this infestation here, we can stop them from spreading."
"You make it sound like pest control..."
"It is pest control. You cannot tell me the world wouldn't be a better place without these creatures."
"There are lines one doesn't cross, Grandfather. Fire and sword have their places, but so does mercy. I will not become complicit in a genocide."
edited 3rd Nov '15 11:11:36 AM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!"Anyone who removes any part of their biohazard suit while still in the enclosure, for any reason at all, will be subject to disciplinary action, up to and including reassignment to a project that would not be adversely affected by their status as an amputee."
edited 24th May '15 7:32:05 PM by Pig_catapult
edited 7th Aug '15 11:03:03 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!"Prompt supercritical. It blows up like a bomb. Fortunately the quantity of fusible material involved is so tiny you don't get much damage outside the suit itself, and the Minovsky built into the reactor neutralizes the radiation release and prevents most of the material from actually fusing. Mostly you just get shrapnel from the suit itself. Your Guncannon should probably be okay event at point-blank, but anything in...say, fifty meters and not fairly sturdy like armored vehicles or concrete buildings is going to be rather unhappy."
An argument between two Archangels, about the "inferior" Humans they are at war with;
"Why do you fight? It forces your to see their ugly faces, to feel their dirty blood."
Can it be a line from a work you haven't written yet?
I like to keep my audience riveted.Of course.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!In that case, there is one I'd like to use for Volume V.
One character (I haven't decided which one yet) says with genuine concern "I've heard the stories of the power and influence The Illuminati have. Do we know what we're getting into?" Then Max, being the Proud Warrior Race Guy he is, smiles and shrugs and replies with "Have we ever?"
I like to keep my audience riveted.An ultimatum printed on a leaflet; dropped nationwide.
edited 7th Aug '15 11:03:39 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!"Hey...the mission wasn't so bad. It only costed me...an arm and a leg! Ha! Ha ha ha...oh man, I'm dying..."
"Damn it, this is not a joke!"
She watched in horrified fascination as Scizore collapsed slowly against the wall; burying his face in his hands, locked in some dark memory.
She didn't know what to do. "M-master?"
"Never. Call. Me. That. Again." he snarled through his teeth, bitter tears forming in his eyes.
"I had a master too once. You can't imagine how much I hated that son of a bitch. My first act as a free man was to kill him with my bare hands."
She recoiled, shocked to her very core. She'd had many owners, some kind, some cruel, but to actually hate one enough to hurt them, let alone kill them was utterly foreighn to her.
"He never even gave me a name. I though 'Scizore' was my name. He meant my sword. I rated less than a thing to him."
"I don't have a name either." She felt emboldened by their shared deprivation, and moved to embrace him, as a mother does a child. He offered no resistance.
"I swore I would never be like him. Never. Calling me... that... it's like a knife in the heart."
She said nothing. There was nothing she could say. She could only tighten her embrace.
edited 5th Jun '15 4:15:33 AM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!"Major..." Micheal fumbled for words visibly for several seconds. "That's not it. I was thinking about it. You had a reason, like you said, and I kept thinking about it, and sure I didn't know what I was really doing until I'd seen it. I realized...I could live with it. And I could live with doing it again. That's when I needed to puke."
GEORGE: Mr. Cable's class or hanging out with a total hottie?
PHIL: Not a hard choice.
GEORGE: Yeah. What could go wrong?
(Three and a half years later...)
GEORGE (with a scarred face): Looking back, I think that's where everything started to go wrong.
edited 6th Jun '15 11:45:26 PM by DrFurball
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)
A version of Age of Ultron's "I've Got No Strings" done by Justin Henderson / The Cyborg
The lights flickered, the Neostasis bubbled in his veins. The mechanized doors were thrown open.
"All of...you. You're all puppets, caught up...in strings. Motivations. Heartache. Concerns. Morals. Ethical implications. Wants. Fears."
Electricity danced down the cords, cables and armor of the cyborg's metallic arms, one eye darting around frantically within its socket, slowly revealing itself to be a mechanical, glowing red eye painted - thread bare - to look like a human eye.
"You want to protect the world...but...you don't—-want...to change anything. You benefit and...its all too familiar...and you...you want to guide mankind, but...actual humanity...scares you. Ha...Ha...HA."
The right arm tore off piece after piece of latex, showing the black, blue and red cybernetics beneath, then nonchalantly outright tearing off half of the face, crude metallic nails digging in until they met metal.
"I used to...be like you. I—-WANTED—-to protect mankind, but now...now, I'm free. There are...no strings...nothing holding me back."
Henderson's mechanical pieces whirred and groaned to life one after the other, life...could this crude, mechanical mockery constitute that? Or was this simply a zombie, living inside a machine?
"But...there are no strings on me. I no longer—-have—-any of those. I am PURE OF PURPOSE...for revenge. Is all." Whirring and cranking noises as bare metal brought itself up, every inch of fake flesh torn away to show a metallic human...except for half of the face. A reminder of what he once was.
He played the song, out of his voicebox, the childlike lyrics loudly playing at a high pitch, as if he was himself singing the song.
Mixed in with the song, Justin intoned, "There are...no strings—-on—-me."
edited 18th May '15 2:33:37 AM by NickTheSwing