Excellent example of "The Reason You Suck" Speech combined with Eviler than Thou.
In context, it's basically The Leader of the protagonists lecturing a group of Knight Templar enemies who have captured two of his party members—including one who is the child of an old friend. This is after they've spent a day carving through groups of enemies and are in no mood to compromise or even attempt to spare lives anymore, so he's giving them a single chance to simply leave or he'll slaughter them all.
edited 1st May '15 6:38:39 AM by Swordofknowledge
"Fear is a tyrant and a despot, more terrible than the rack, more potent than the snake." —Edgar WallaceFile under Trope: Obliviously Evil
'I used to conjure up instant romances, telling every pretty woman I could corner that she wanted me. How I bedded ladies back then was a cousin to rape, I suppose — my ability made their consent a joke — only, they really did want me, and went on wanting me. Pathologically, they followed me, left tearful notes and voice messages; one woman outright stalked me, caught me with my next tumble-to-be and lit into her, grabbing her hair. Life got so nuts, I left town, changed my name. And it happened all over again. Finally getting things under control required divine intervention...'
When my story's hero confesses that he has a problem to a Voodun hourgan, Baron Samedi, the profane Lord Of the Dead, answers through the possessed priest. He slaps the Hero on the back of the head, shouting;
“God did NOT [smack!] give this GIFT [smack!] to your DICK!”
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edited 3rd May '15 10:19:08 AM by Lyra5000
The Future will be the death of us all.Ethically speaking, using mind-control to force consent puts your "hero" right in rapist territory.
Fun with Noodle Incident, on the backstory of an Australian military officer.
In her defence, Amelia was under some stress at the time (and also HMG and RCLR fire), she did apologize later at the bar, and she wouldn't have used such language if she'd known who "Captain Wales" actually was.
As far as Noodle Incident goes, I can make a decent picture of what happened, hah.
Here's the speech Big Bad makes, right before charging towards the hero's army, much larger and stronger.
"But we refused! We refused to die like animals. Instead we rose up and fought against our fates! We fought for no riches or fames, no men or gods. We feared no death. We spared those who didn't held weapons against us. We fought with greater courage and honor than any forces on this earth.
"Kings and noble men tried to stop us. What happened to them? Their castle collapsed, their houses burnt, their people scattered! We made kings cower in fear. Our names quiet down ill-behaving children. We destroyed dynasties protected by gods. We are no longer nobodies. Our names will be written on the history as destroyers!
"Behold the army in front of us. We are outnumbered, outmatched, outequipped, and out of our minds. Shall we or die here? Maybe we will! But since when did that stop us? Since when did we fear death? We were all dead men since we are brought into the world! But our marches across these lands made us alive, immortal, in our achievement.
"Tonight when all this done with, if we win we shall continue our marches. If we lose, then we will be brought in front of gods. And we shall drag them down from their jewel encrusted thrones. We shall show them that our fury will never stop and make them regret damning us in our births.
"Soldiers! Charge!"
Not exactly a line, but hey. XD
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel."Your enitre existance revolves around destroying families, animal" it hissed in a voice like a wind in a tomb. "You truly think telling me about yours will save you? Trust me, when I'm done with you, I'm coming for them. And I plan on burying only what I cannot eat or wear."
edited 27th Nov '15 3:00:17 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!And that's why you never use the I Have a Family line unless you're 100% sure it'll work.
"They say that when you gaze into the abyss the abyss gazes into you. Do you know why? Do you know why every, single, last evil creature in existence spends it's waking hours burning out its eyeballs staring into the light? It's because they don't want to see what it is that they are sharing the abyss with, Mr Ambassador. They know that we are there. They feel our breath on the backs of their necks and the rush of wind when we take one of their comrades and they do nothing. Nothing but stand, and stare, in their thousands. Because they know that if they do tear their eyes away from their beloved and cursed light they will see us. We are the monsters that give your worst nightmares nightmares. We ARE the abyss, Mr Ambassador. There is nothing we will not do to complete our duty. Do not give us cause to see what that will entail."
-Inqr Voss to the US Ambassador, UN General Assembly
"We touch the untouchable. Whether that entails handing out food and water to refugees, helping escaped slaves or putting a point nine three six through a senator; we honestly don't care."
-Unattributed (Chapter quote)
A small jab at conspiracy theories.
He pointed toward the small basement window almost accusingly, "But I swear that they're are people out there, who legitimately believe that me, and beings like me, control the governments of the world in some plan for conquest. If I were part of some world controlling group, I wouldn't be living in my boyfriend's basement. No, I'd be bathing in bathbombs and making sure my boyfriend isnt scraping by to both feed the two of us and get enough testosterone supplements.
edited 27th Nov '15 3:00:46 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!Once again, Sky.HAK, but now with Sailor Moon:
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...." Such was the reply of Skylar, who had fallen asleep... on his feet leaning on is right. Sakura looked at him surprised, while the senshis are pretty much confused.
"He fell asleep on his feet..." said Mars, stating the obvious.
"Maybe he's part flamingo," added Venus. Mercury was gonna say something, but she just couldn't help but internally facepalm.
"Aniki?" Sakura gently pushes him, making him shift and lean on his left. "Aniki?" She pulls gently his shirt, making him shift bak to the previous pose, leaning on his right. "Aniki?" She pushes him back to the left. "Aniki?" Pulls back to the right. "Aniki?" Pushes back to the left, then sighs and pulls him back. "Aniki!!"
"GYAAAAAAAAAHH!!" Skyler wakes up and by reflex shoots a ball of dust forward, knocking the wind out of the senshi by accidentally filling their lungs with dust and making it hard to breath for them. Skyler realizes this and looks to his sides, befure casually whistling and strolling off. Sakura blinks a couple times and then realizes what happened.
"Hey, wait, aniki!" Sakura goes after him, as the senshi are trying to recover from having aspired all that dust. They'll be coughing for a while.
And before you ask, it was the joint team In the Name of the Moon what made him fall asleep... yeah...
HALOLA PEEPUHL!! HOWAYAAAAAAAAAA?!!edited 27th Nov '15 3:01:12 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!Your story sounds rather angry.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.Old one, was revisiting some stuff. Good ol' clones of Reinforce; still not sure how I didn't blow up a lot more stuff than I ultimately managed with that story.
Ah, Nanoha. Originator for the term "kiloton-yield friendship beam". I'm still getting different advice from different sources on which series to watch.
I'd say there isn't really a bad Nanoha series, but you'd probably enjoy A's and Striker S more than you would the original, unless you have a particular love for magical girl tropes. The first half of the original series has a combination of nods to other magical girl series and an occasionally surprising wicked sense of humor about itself, but what Nanoha is really known for, being a Gundam show about schoolgirls (or grown-up schoolgirls) doesn't really kick in until partway through. (Well, actually, the new one, ViVid...it sure is a thing.)
Speaking of Gundam, a reminder that while being Zeon isn't necessarily stupid or even evil, it definitely tends to encourage callousness and a disregard for life when you work for the guys who killed half of humanity.
"None, it seems. Several were injured." The lieutenant was glad about that. He really didn't want to have found out how his CO would react to that serious a violation.
"Arrest Pilot Officer Djgoverski. He carries a sidearm, yes?" The lieutenant nodded uncertainly, equally aware he didn't know where this was going, he probably didn't wish to, and he was going to find out anyways. "Inform the townsfolk they have both Djgoverski and his pistol to do with as they please for thirty minutes and make both available to them, separately. After that, if he is still alive, secure him for transport to California Base and proper court martial. If not, secure his body for transport home." Cima tapped her small clipboard against her palm, side-on. Perhaps she should get a swagger stick or riding crop for the gesture instead, it seemed to have a useful calming effect on her. "Dismissed."
edited 7th May '15 4:32:34 AM by Night
Nous restons ici.It is a rather angry story, dRoy. Divide Chains by The Crow and multiply the result by Fallout: Equestria. Here's some comic releif.
edited 7th May '15 11:38:40 AM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!Katra looked at her quizically. 'What? I'm only using nuclear rounds. Hardly overkill. Besides, I'm bored.'
Markus' mental image of the capsuleer adjusted itself yet again. Somehow, she felt a conversation with one of the nigh-immortal demigods would have a little more... gravitas.
edited 10th May '15 7:30:29 PM by Error404
Ah, good ol' EVE. I worked with something different when I wrote Contempt, lo those many eons ago, but it was still about the disconnect between Capsuleer (and Capsuleer Crew) reality and that of everyone else.
Nous restons ici.Hm. It never feels quite right quoting from my own posts in these fora, but that's where I tend to lay down a lot of prose.
On a character preparing to cut loose with amplified sonic attacks from a set of stadium speakers.
(She paused to take another very quick nip from her flask.)
"We're stubborn, Captain. It's why we've come so far." Cima replied, grinning.
"Your leaders are mass-murdering freaks with a fetish for nerve gas and nuclear arms, and that's why you've gotten this far. Enjoy the backlash, because it's gonna get worse every time you lose, every time you have to ask for truce. Good day, Acting Commander."
edited 13th Jun '15 2:27:31 AM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!A villain of mine, Daemogaunt, uses his messed up dream powers to take apart another character's psyche;
The deer skull mask of Daemogaunt reared above the fridge, vanishing and then reappearing behind Allan. He felt the pinprick of six long, thin nails rake lightly down his bare torso, "Yes, you fear the loss of everything that makes you attractive. For you, if you lose these..."
A light tap on his abdomen, "Then you lose THESE."
One of his friends scoffed at him and then laughed and walked off. Another chuckled viciously, and then grinned in a ghastly manner and chatted with his friends. They were all laughing at him. Laughing at the sad little overweight boy.
"For you, appearances are everything. Its all so unreal. Isn't it? Isn't it? Don't you want to indulge yourself?" A long, skeleton arm reached in and pulled out a piece of fast food, a burger that looked damn delicious until Allan had his hands on it.
Then it looked disgusting. Rotten. Worms crawled through it. Maggots feasted on one end of it. The lettuce was brown and white. The sauce looked rancid and let off a smell like decay.
"When one looks at you, they see a handsome, good young soldier. Fighting the good fight. But a look inside...and they see the anorexia. The insecurity. You were never meant to have the power you were given."
He needed to eat. To make this horrid voice go away. But the food was all spoiling. All becoming rotten and crawling with eggs and maggots.
"Oh, but you are pathetic. And so very, very unreal." Allan screamed and collapsed, scratching himself all over imagining himself six years ago, plump, alone, hated, scorned, unable, disabled, hated, ALONE.
He brought his gun to his head.
And then he was awake, sitting in front of an old, empty fridge in the garbage dump. He let out a long, whining cry, more pitiful than anything else.
And somewhere, Daemogaunt grinned.
And here's Daemogaunt messing with another person.
His voice, as usual, was a crooning whisper, "You are a puppet. Dancing on your pretty little strings. You dance the way the boy wants, to stay in his graces, hollow, callow boy he is."
Allan appeared, an uncanny puppet resembling him only in the way that the paint job mimicked his appearance and even his eyes.
"But if you for a moment abandon a single string..." Daemogaunt severed the string controlling Alyssa's left arm, and Allan's features distorted somehow into a hateful grimace.
He moved off, controlled by strings of his own, held by Daemogaunt's fourth arm.
"Yes, you're a willing puppet, a girl dancing for the sake of others. Never for yourself. Oh poor, poor thing. Don't you want liberation?"
She hated these strings. They burrowed deep in her skin, they scoured her bones. They peeled into, through, muscle and tissue. "Oh, its so unreal. Unreal...yes...you have a most unique, disappointing personality."
She tore at them frantically - no matter what, even as she watched her friends turn and abandon her, she could not help herself.
"And that...is why you have strings. Because you fear...if your errant, aberrant desires became known...they would all abandon you. And they would, you know."
Alyssa screamed and awoke, sobbing, in an old puppet shop. And she knew, somewhere, that creature was grinning.
edited 15th May '15 9:31:20 PM by NickTheSwing
Sign on for this After The End Fantasy RP.The description of my Villain Protagonist, the Revenant Prince.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!Well, if you are all describing villains, I'll describe Sky Hacker's introduction in the Crossover Sky.HAK/QRE and show you what the real power of the guy is:
It's large muscular chest opened like a sideways eyelid, revealing a large catlike eye that began to shone. His eyeless face seemed to grin as it opened its mouth showing another eye that pops out. He opened his hands, showing similar eyes on its palms. Then the eyes it had on its back and shoulders popped out as well and they all began to aim to the five downed magical girls. Majorina laughed loudly as the Smile Precure tried to recover their ground, but with their wands frozen in black stone, it was gonna be a futile effort, but they couldn't give up. All the eyes began to shine brighter, generating energy focuses. The girls were not gonna let them have it. The monster was ready to unleash its powerful-
"Silverwire." The shout became from behind the creature, which got suddenly trapped in a silvery rope, from wings to tail, to feet, all covered in the silvery rope. The voice seemed to belong to the young man the girls met before, but he was more clearly seen than in the shadows: Red and blue hair with matching long sleeved shirt, black leather vest and pants, black combat boots, a black spiked collar and a matching armband in its left wrist that seemed to be the source of the vines. Now both of his eyes were visible, his right eye being blue in contrast to his left red eye. His left hand is still not seen, as he keep it behind his back. "Look, mom! With one hand behind my back!" The cure seem shocked to see him so nonchalantly stopping the monster with one hand behind his back.
"HAHAHAHAHA! Think that thing will stop our monster?! And who do you think you are with your outfit? Me?! HAHAHAHA!!" The young man was not amused by his statement. In fact, he seemed offended.
"Young man, you have to run!"
"Shred him, Pesadilla Akanbe! Show him our real power!" order Akaoni, to which the monster obeys as it began to grip and strongly pull on the strange looking vines, snapping a couple apart. The generals began to laugh until they heard a gripping devilish shout of pain, combined with a shout of terror from the cures. They then realize their monster was being punctured violently by large sword-like spike that came out from the vines. "But what in the-?!" They then look at the young man and they get in shock. His face now sports an evil smile and he pulled out his right hand out, which has a metal gauntlet that reached up to its elbow and seems like a metal talon with metal skulls at the knuckles, like if they were rings fused into it, and one inside an inverted pentagram at the back of his hand, which he promptly shows to them. "W-W-What are you-?!"
"Silvershredding", said nonchalantly the devilish man, now with a more snarling and deeper voice, pulling his right hand slightly , which makes the "swords" in the vine swipe furiously, destroying the monster in a rather gory fashion. Or it would if the monster had any blood in it, as it seemed the monster just got cut apart and expelled light. The man was not amused by this. "Oh, FUCKPLEASE! Not even a single drop of blood? This is SHIT!!"
Yeah... silly, but dark as FUCK!"
HALOLA PEEPUHL!! HOWAYAAAAAAAAAA?!!
The black trench-coat wearing figure shattered the mechanical hand holding him back, and started his advance yet again. You don't know ruthless, you silly, silly little girl.
Apex scowled, trying to keep her composure, to not let this creature see weakness. "You are nothing but a figment of a deranged mind. A product of a power that Bramford boy could not deserve less."
You continue to amuse me with your pretences of depth and sophistication. But that is starting to run dry. The fact is, little girl, you buckled to that idiot's pressure and sundered your heroic reputation and good graces to survive. You scorned a helping hand and tried to drive the boy I am bound to insane.
Just when she was expecting it to say that such was revolting, so she could make light of it again, to show she didn't fear it, the being chuckled darkly, And that, is my job. And mine ALONE.
Apex was standing there one moment, and then a huge black tendril of force crashed into her, far faster han that thing had ever moved before. She crashed into one tree after another, used as a ragdoll for the mirth of the greater villain than she.
You snapped a cripple's neck. That was not ruthlessness -that was simple cowardice. All the more fitting for a disgusting little parasite, an inferior cretin who hurts others so she can feel good about her half-existence. You are nothing, you will always be little more than your brother's wart. You're a pathetic creature who doesn't even deserve the attention needed to swat into a pile of remains.
Apex laid there, body and now mind being broken down, every word from the Void's mouth was spoken with the voice of everyone in her life, including her brother, including Captain Britain, all imposed underneath its own dark monotone.
She could barely see a thing - it was like swimming in a deep, dark, vast ocean. Its voice came from everywhere and yet nowhere, I am The Void. Remember this sombre humiliation whenever you think yourself the apex among your kind.
In the Avengers Arena arc of SF Avengers, Apex decides to mess with Terry's brain, pressing every single one of his phobias to the breaking point.
She quite explicitly wanted to fight "that stupid boogeyman in the trench coat."
This was, as you can tell, a bad idea.
Also good pratice, writing for something else.
Sign on for this After The End Fantasy RP.