I want to KILL!

ITT: Describe an over-the-top scenario for killing the Troper above you.

Okay, for my scenario I'd like to kill a certain troper by tying him to a rocket set to blast off, only it blasts him through the ocean floor and into the core of the Earth.

HMWSR X with Explosive Rounds X and two Scram Rail X mods. Master Assassination active. BOOM! HEADSHOT!

Too much overkill?

I, THE MIGHTY GARLAND BISECTED, WILL KNOCK THE ABOVE TROPER DOWN!

I lock the above troper in a room where he has to play DDR or die, and the longer he plays, the harder it gets, so he'll die of exhaustion anyway!

I force Edmond into a boxing match with Kharn the Betrayer, who's a swell guy.

Oh, this is gonna be good. Try to fly through this gauntlet canyon while a dozen enemy aces and countless SAM sites try to bring you down!

I open a wormhole between the Sun's core and Earth's core, completely wiping out every human in the universe, including the above troper.

I attach the above troper to a rack, where the cuffs have spikes on the inside, and take bets about what's gonna kill him first: Infection, blood loss, or being ripped in half.

I punch the above Troper in SPACE, then teleport to that Troper, then punch him ALL THE WAY TO PLUTO! Now, while he is being flung, I have many Homing Missiles that lock on to him, and then make him ride a Nuclear Bomb to his Death!

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER AT ATT OBL 227

edited 3rd Sep '10 6:18:31 PM by FuschlatzOReilly

*Tackles Fuschlatz O Reilly from behind, gnaws his arm off, chews off the flesh, uses the bone to skin the other, vomits up what I swallowed onto the exposed flesh, breaks his legs and throws him to a pack of hungry wolves*

Bisected 8 is crushed by a runaway semi driven by The Incredible Hulk... which I paid to destroy Bisected!

edited 3rd Sep '10 6:18:17 PM by FuschlatzOReilly

Realising who I just killed, I fall into extreme depression and get Hulk to run over me.

*Tells Bender that Fuschlatz stole his favorite COD and watches him get killed by a drunken robot*

Chen turns into a cat and tricks Tao into mauling Bisected 8 to death.

I strap Fuschlatz onto a vat of cartoon acid and kick it down a hill, causing it to spill all over her/him. When it's done, I activate a series of charges leading down into the Earth's core, providing a straight shot down into the hottest place on Earth, followed by activating giant thrusters on the moon and ColonyDroping it into[1] the planet.

[1] Not a typo.

edited 19th Nov '10 4:21:16 AM by Legionnaire

That there is an authentic steamroller, built in the late 19th century, these are titanium handcuffs, here I have a length of strong wire rope and that over there is a stable concrete road. I'll strap you around the front roller, heat up the boiler, set this thing going and not stop until you're just a lot of bloody stains.

edited 19th Nov '10 5:25:16 AM by catfish42

Hey, catfish 42, did it ever occur to you where this mist could have possibly come from?

(mist reintegrates into Suika, who then bombards catfish 42 with bullets)

edited 25th Nov '10 12:34:08 AM by FuschlatzOReilly

Reintegrate this.

/me beats Fuschlatz to death with the moon, against Kaguya's protests

Hey, you like cockpunching, eh? -does so to Charlatan until he bleeds out-

-Blasts everyone with flamethrower-

I give Firestarter some "suggestions". Then surreptitiously report him to the authorities when he goes to buy the ingredients. Finally, I super glue a BB gun with the front cap coloured in to his hand when they come calling.

Bisected 8 is executed for Viewer Gender Confusion.

edited 26th Nov '10 2:50:41 AM by FuschlatzOReilly

I sentence you to death by watching every Uwe boll movie ever made, repeatedly until you bleed from your eyeballs.