Weird dreams

Today I dreamt that someone was vandalising an extensive character page that I was working on, adding egotistical pages and examples that had nothing to do with the characters in question. I removed them but the anonymous vandal was rather persistent. Also, I recall trying to draw the British Isles, which turned out to be pretty bad.

It seems that I still trope even when I'm sleeping.

edited 20th Nov '14 7:42:02 PM by RandomAdventure

I won't go into details, but I had a dream last night that may have led me to a minor Heel Realization regarding certain actions of mine towards a certain person...

I just had this quaint vision (I hallucinate to certain types of sensory stimulation) of heaven and hell as two sides of the same coin, two different places of eternal torment, in which hell represents physical torture, and heaven psychological torture, and people are being assigned to either according to their greatest fears. I should probably stop listening to Abruptum in the early morning hours.

edited 20th Nov '14 10:14:58 PM by TAPETRVE

For some reason, a lot of my dreams lately have involved me being naked or nearly so.

I dreamt that I was bumping my old celeb crush thread, only for someone to complain that I was being too obsessive about it and that I should just let the thread die already and get over my crushes. I then pointed out that I don't bump the thread nearly as much as I did when it first started and that there's nothing strange about having a very mild celeb crush (at least at my age).

edited 21st Nov '14 9:50:12 AM by Spinosegnosaurus77

I was in a bookstore in a mall, looking at their selection of road maps. A man who is a song leader at my church came in and was looking for computer books. I pointed to a shelf for him, but they only seemed to have Mac ones. Somehow I ended up with a certain type of credit card, which I used to buy a book with some questionable content in it. I don't remember what exactly happened, but later on, I was in another bookstore in the same mall, and they had a Bruce Springsteen impersonator singing some songs. I was getting worried because I noticed that the card said it could only be used for certain purchases, but then I was told that the purchase didn't go through somehow, so I was relieved. As I was walking out of the mall, I noticed that all the stands in the food court were vacant.

Oh god. This time it was even better slash worse. This Is My Dream On Drugs.

Part one: I was wandering in an abandoned city, Silent Hill or something like that. And there was a friend of mine trying to hang herself, thinking it was a SFX trick or something (there also may have been a wedding dress involved). There also was a puzzle with lots of buttons.

Part two: there was a jungle and some South Asian bandits/guerrilas. Somehow I grabbed a scoped AK and dropped them with headshots.

Part three: I was in a hotel room with my flatmate and some girl I imagined. She wanted to take a shower, so I asked if I can shower with her. She said something along the lines of "Okay, but I'm on top." (in a sexual sense) And OF COURSE I had to wake up right then.

Also, there were flying miniature drones with cameras following me all the time.

edited 22nd Nov '14 4:10:26 AM by NotSoBadassLongcoat

I was taking Link's place in Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages, and had to defend a village of zombies from evil minotaurs. After that, I went into a cave, and everything became a 2D sidescroller. After I left the cave, the dream became hyper realistic, and a bomb went off in one of the zombie's store.

My dream started off with me going with my dad to where he works and we found his coworkers playing Super Smash Bros For Wii U. I was eager to play it, but my dad wouldn't let me play because we needed to do something. We piled up in a car with some of the other guys and drove to the church I used to go to. My dad told me that the Koopalings were in the church and wouldn't leave, because they wouldn't listen to anyone except Bowser or Bowser Jr. I was told to put on a dressy suit of clothes, and, when I did, I was transformed into Bowser Jr. They sent me inside, where I found the Koopalings sitting on a pew in the middle of a church service, not causing any trouble but sitting calmly waiting for me. Then the pastor said that a bunch of kids were going to the front of the auditorium to sing a song. They made Iggy, Larry, Wendy and I ge up there, too, where the kids all sang a frankly rather sappy and really repetitive song about minding your parents. (The Koopalings and I didn't sing. The song wasn't even a Christian song, it was like something you'd hear on a current Nick Jr show.) After singing, I lead the Koopalings out and woke up a short time afterward.

edited 23rd Nov '14 4:38:25 PM by kablammin45

My weirdes dream? let me see: it was about a videogame that was a mix of Mortal kombat, super mario,wario and metrod(the first one) in which a gigant...thing throw fireball to me and I need to escape fromo him in a weird maze.....

weird shit

I had one where my daily commute featured a long, twisting series of halls that no light got to, I had a minimal flashlight, and it was well known that there was something nasty in there, although no one knew what, but tons of other people walked through the same set of halls, so occasionally you'd hear someone else and freak out but then it would be a false alarm., I think I went through them 7 times or so, twice a day, and ran into people every time, but never whatever was supposed to stalk the halls.

Last night I dreamed that I was at the mall (which is in the city neighboring mine) with a pothead friend of mine. It was at night, and it was cloudy. We were smoking weed behind the mall, which was odd because I have never smoked weed before. Anyway, after that, we went into the mall (while high) and we watched a display tv in a store. we were there for what felt like an hour until some weird imagery starts flashing. It involved approaching somebody's house that was radiating green, someone breathing out an apparition, and bacon slithering out of a skull's eye sockets (Kinda similar to the trippy imagery in the first Don't Hug Me I'm Scared video). Then we were in a car, with some guy I never met driving us to a five-story tower which had "collage" (yes, it was spelled like that) embossed on it. Then we were in an elevator and we went to the 15th floor, even though there was no 15th floor. We met a group of scientists who were about college-age. One of them called to me and said, "Come look at your lizard," and walked me to a room with a bunch of small animals in terrariums. We found my bearded dragon, whom in real life is actually deceased, in a terrarium marked "Psycho (his name) II" (which implies that he was cloned). He was dancing like Snoopy on top of a rock.

edited 25th Nov '14 2:02:37 PM by AnimeBadger

Not sure what I was dreaming, but woke up this morning panicking I hadn't done my homework, and wondering if I could hand it in late by email. Then I remembered. I'm 45, I don't have homework.

So I just had the oddest dream where I'm in Spain, in a war comparable to Vietnam... except for some reason, the side I'm on, which happens to be comparable to the Viet Cong, have submarines and sophisticated air fighters. And we started fighting, and it gets odder from there...

I was washing my glasses while listening to three children argue over politics...

One of the characters I had made for a project was battling against a character of another writer of that project. The battle arena was made of purple and sky-blue crystals.

My character's name was Sasuke Matsumura, a ninja from a planet called "Sekaigakure". He has a brown eye, and his left eye was blue. He had white skin and spiky black hair, with a purple fringe. Over his left arm and right leg, there was bandages. He wore a shuriken holster (like those from Naruto) on his left leg, a red top with his clam emblem on the back, blue shorts and black shoes (like those from Naruto).
The other character was... a tengu.

The tengu summoned at least a thousand monsters, and they attacked Sasuke. However, Sasuke managed to defeat all of them without using any weapons or techniques - unarmed, in other words. Then an armband with a purple gemstone appeared on his arm, and when a million monsters were summoned, he utterly destroyed them before they could even move. The tengu freaked out and tried to flee, but Sasuke was so fast that he appeared in front of the tengu and did a fusion of the Lion's Barrage / Naruto Uzumaki Combo attacks from the Naruto anime. The tengu vanished into clouds of smoke to escape, though.

All this while Eastern Judgement in the Sixtieth Year ~ Fate of Sixty Years was playing.

I don't remember yesterday's dream much but what I do remember involve me driving a car really badly, hiding in a hedge maze and running away from a man that looked vaguely like Putin. Near the end of the dream, I also recall lampshading that it felt like a dream I had before. (I did have it before)

I was at a Wendy's in a Target (kinda like those McDonald's in Walmarts they have here in Canada, maybe?) with Piper Curda when a man in a business suit walks up to us and beats the shit out of her. What Do You Mean, It's Not Didactic?

Last night I had a dream there were wild Pokemon in the antiques shop I work in, hiding in the various booths. Like I’d open a cabinet and find a Pikachu or take the lid off a soup tureen and there’s a Squirtle in there or find a Skitty hiding under a table or a Joltik in a teacup, and I was going around with Pokeballs trying to catch them and worrying because Dusty (who was not actually a Pokemon, just my ordinary cat but would still know Bite and Scratch and Tackle) was only level 37 and I was running into things that were level 45 in the far corners of the shop.

A while ago I had a dream in which my best friend and I were robbed in the middle of a crowded restaurant and nobody cared. Not even us. Just these two Blatant Burglars walk up to us and pull out a knife and we basically said "ah, crap," and gave them everything we had in our pockets (Our wallets, phones, and our 3DSs).

They immediately turned around and bought a couple hamburgers and sat down at a nearby table to eat while the two of us watched them, annoyed. They had my 3DS with my copy of Pokemon X, do you have any idea how many Shiny Pokemon I have in that??

So I walk up to them and ask if they're not using the game they stole from me, can I have it back? "Sorry, but we stole it so it's ours now."

Meanwhile my friend was using the restaurant phone to call the police, who show up once the thieves have finished eating and we all walk outside. One officer walks up to me and asks if I have any ID. Of course I don't, it's in the wallet that was stolen from me. Turns out you can't get anyone arrested if you don't have an ID in Dream Land so they have to let the guys go.

I woke up right afterward, thinking basically "well, crap."

Most apathetic dream ever.

edited 5th Dec '14 11:08:24 AM by Gizbit99

I had some weird dreams when I was a kid. We have these things called code red drills- basically, they teach you what to do if a murderer ever comes into school. It basically all boils down to "HIDE AND LOCK THE DOORS, DUMBASS."

Anyways, they started this when I was in first grade. (I was six.) They told us that if we were caught in the hallways we should try to hide in a locker. This terrified me, because now I was convinced that a killer was going to break in, and I also wasn't sure I could foist.

That night, I dreamt that I had locked myself into a locker, and there was a killer in our school. I mean, seriously he just walked around saying "i'm going to kill you" over and over again. Nod when he was gone, I couldn't get out of the locker and everybody had left me there.

I dreamed that i got stranded at my gran's house after a flood, with two of my high school friend who turned out to be my cousins. there were chinchillas.

normal dream, whatever.

hello, friends, guess who is stranded at her gran's house due to rain??

I was a witch trying to chase a giant metal orb that was bouncing through a valley at night.

I had an Interstellar nightmare featuring the simpsons, my D&D group, and Narnia. I knew I shouldn't have seen that movie, I knew I should have seen something else, but noooo, go see the space movie it's pretty! ~grumbles~

I don't quite remember the dream, but the notes from my dream journal are

"Then everything got became archer I guess

Then everything became scary

The Woody Doll

Oh god"

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