Weird dreams

Writing out notes before i write up the full narrative.

A pair of orphan siblings, having just escaped from my previous dream segment, are on the run and trying to discover their past. They make it to a clearing in a desert field, where there is a small cottage. They go inside and ask the family present if they are aware of anything about them, then look around the house. The sister finds a secret envelope in the basement, providing information on some experiment. The dream cuts to a pair of assassins outside the building, one specializing in a machine gun, and the other using a flamethrower. Once we start going into the file, the flamethrower assassin goes in first, and slaughters us all. The dream then reboots, I guess from the check-point of entering the house. Learning from the experience, I delay our going through the file, and when the flamethrower assassin comes in, we manage to shoot her first, but the house gets half burned down, and we gather around the bar, the still intact part of the house, to read the file on the experiment which presumably gave us checkpoint powers and medium awareness. The machine gun assassin comes in to back her up, shoots the house's mom, and I wake up before we can retaliate.

edited 27th Dec '12 8:57:10 PM by wanderlustwarrior

So there I was, dreaming of a normal day at a school I don't go to- Sitting in class, trying to steal from the teacher's ice cream stash, trying to fit all my crap into my backpack, imagining Sanzenin Nagi saying "My butler can beat your butler up!"... And then on the way out of class I noticed I had lost my jacket somewhere.

So what did I do, go back to the classroom to look for it? No, I declared "this is just a dream, so it doesn't matter! I can anything I want here!" And so I grew myself some wings and flew away.

... And then the sensation of rising woke me up. D:<

Later I dreamt of this weird humanoid alien thingamaboo who was sitting around learning human culture by eavesdropping on everyone's conversations. Damn thing tried to steal my notebook.

Bluh... I've got another dream, but once again, pony-related... this time, it's a lot more safe for work, so I can disclose it. (Bear with me, as it may have a couple details missed, and it's fairly long.)

It all starts out at my residence (fast housing team's the excuse), with me staying asleep before being awakened by what seemed to be carolers. One opening of the door, and Pinkie was singing away. I was clearly not amused, closed the door after one resounding "Bah Humbug!", and went back to bed. Just then, Pinkie Pie managed to get in somehow (She has been known to break the rules of reality at times.), and masqueraded as the spirit of Christmas Past. I mention how it's only the first Christmas in Ponyville, and I promptly lob the pink pony out the door, and bolted the door shut with a plank. I also muttered to myself about the accursed snow, and flashed back on the stuff, before getting a chill down the spine. Someone's trying to enter by the windows.

Without further ado, I went to the second floor (As every good pony's house should have), only to notice a fairly convincing spirit of Christmas Present. She spoke to me on how I should stop being such a grump about winter, and that I should embrace it, but being stubborn as usual, I replied with that one line that Pinkie got, and then another line came from the so-called spirit. "If you don't embrace the snow, the spirit of Christmas Future will reap you!" I looked about, before motioning to the door and gently requesting the spirit out. "But the door's bolted shut." I proceeded to facehoof before unbolting the door and opening it. She went out without much incident. I proceeded to shut the door and bolt it up, as well as lock the windows, when I heard a thump by the chimney.

"First Pinkie Pie, then Rarity... now who could it be?" I hissed in an increasingly agitated voice, heading to the first floor to examine the chimney, covered in snow and out crawled out a figure in a black robe, and at once, my heart sank. "Uh oh! Maybe I should have listened to Rarity after all!"

"Um... sorry about the chimney here." The robed figure spoke. "...I didn't want to be lit on fire now."

"Why would a spirit... need to not burn?" I inquired, raising an eyebrow, thinking it's Fluttershy who was doing this.

"Well... it's because the cloak of mine is how I keep my disguise."

"Really now? You're kidding me, Fluttershy."

"No no... I've come to give you one good vision of what'll happen if you remain the way you are..." She spoke.

"I understand the cloak for disguise, but why are you disguised as Fluttershy?" I asked, eyebrows lowered.

"I know you are most comfortable near her... so I presumed her form... um... I apologize if you think me a changeling..." She whimpered

"A changeling you are! Out!" I barked. Just then, I was hit with a vision most grim. Ponyville was in complete ruin somehow, and there was a tombstone near my residence. Upon one zoom-in, it revealed that my home was my grave. I yelped, proceeding to unbolt the door after the vision finished, until I realized unicorns had magic, and then my face turned from horror to that of distaste. "Real funny, Fluttershy... even you are trying to make me love snow?" At that, I went to tug her left hoof, only to realize it popped off, and I let off a yelp of panic!

"I told you I was not Fluttershy." The spirit shuddered, grabbing the arm. I was too panicked to speak, bolting out of the door, only to see the rest of the mane six. I was befuddled as I saw 'em all, but what was more evident was how come I was outside. Just then, I was greeted by Applejack, and was asked how the snow was. I responded that maybe the snow wasn't so bad, and then I was pulled under the snow, emitting a few panicked muffles, until I surfaced a few feet further from home, with Pinkie Pie behind me. I wondered if the snow was that deep, but that was unimportant. Just then, I realized one thing was evident.

"Where's Fluttershy?" I questioned, looking a tad worried. The door opened, and my question was answered promptly, seeing Fluttershy look at me. "...and that answers that... I really shouldn't hate the snow for all it has done to me at this month." One glomp later, and a few snow-related activities later, a good day was had by everyone.

(I hope this didn't turn too long.)

I met up with someone I knew online and hung out with them. It was totally fun, other than their mom being kind of a psycho.

Then I thought to myself, "Wait. This person lives in Canada. I live in Iowa. This must be a dream."

The dream either switched or I woke up shortly after that. :I

I think I dreamed that Mom was yelling at me to wake up for something at eight too. I'd gone to bed around five so. Not happening.

Why do my dreams keep involving people I know online?

A previous dream had revolved around a movie theater (with a friend an I), so this one starts there.

The dream is a South Park episode. I don't appear in the dream, and am instead Stan. Stan's class is attending a movie for a field trip. Cartman keeps disrupting with his usual bile, but when Stan and Kyle try to get him to shut up, they get in trouble, thanks to Cartman's Karma Houdini nature. Stan secretly tells Kyle that tomorrow he's going to get Cartman back 10 times worse than all the crap he's done to them.

Stan sneaks to the bottom row of the theater, where Randy is also loudly enjoying the movie. Stan tells Randy that he needs his dad's help, specifically Randy's flair for the theatrical.

At this point some minor details (namely city and removing one event from occuring at street level to occurring in a building) are filled in for the sake of the narrative, which will become apparent later.
The next day, all the school's kids try to get back at Cartman in retaliation for his crap. Among the actions, Craig pushes Cartman down and Cartman skins his knee, but a passing limo takes pity on Cartman and takes him to Hollywood, turning him into the center of attention as the most sympathetic kid on Earth. Kyle somehow causes a flood in anger at this injustice, failing to harm Cartman. News gets out that the flood supposedly kills every Jew on the planet except for one, a rocker who was touring in Europe, and their corpses wash up around some St. Jude's Hospital in L.A. Because as everyone knows, all Jewish people are Hollywood executives in the L.A. area. Cartman, playing up the sympathy angle, supposedly feels bad for the Jews, but plays himself as The Pollyanna. Cartman taken to the top of the tallest skyscraper to protect him from seeing the carnage and give him a grand platform to speak his message from. He hopes to use the chance to spread a message of hate instead of hope. Wendy, realizing this, uses her connections to fly an "F-16 Raptor" outside of the skyscraper, using its missle to blow up the skyscraper. The top floor is unharmed, and Cartman somehow floats in it into space, to witness it first hand and remark that all of this is "kewl".

A fire alien and an alien spaceship appear and abduct Cartman, hoping to use his never-ending hope to power their moon culture. To that end, they've abducted the only surviving Jew, the musician Slash (yeah, I know, it should've been Lenny Kravitz, who is also black and actually Jewish), to "be with" Cartman forever, making him happy. At this point, Stan, Randy and Kyle use a radio/telescope to observe and talk to Cartman and inform him that they met the alien yesterday, told him about Cartman's hope (often manifested through tears), and convinced it to help Cartman, and Slash/Kravitz and the news media to help.

I had a dream involving a woman with the lower body of a snake doing...stuff to another woman.

My dreams are weird. Kind of cool, though. >_>

I recently had a dream in which I was trying to use Windows 8. It mostly consisted of shiny round blue buttons of various sizes on a blue background. Each one did something different, and almost none of them had labels on them.

I've never actually used Windows 8, so I have no idea what this means.

Looking back on my dream in my most recent slumber, it was a crossover between Killing Floor and My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic. Kinda surprised the fiction I read before my slumber didn't have an influence.

@NES.

Sounds like one hell of a dream.

I remembered a dream i had a while back where I was having trouble with my computer because it wouldn't install a game i was trying to put there. The computer would instead show bizarre wallpapers, revert to earlier operating systems, or other things. Finally, i had enough and was about to pound the computer out of frustration, when the thing spoke to me.

"Dipwad, can't you see that DONT want you to install this program? I'll install the program, on one condition..."

The computer then sucked me into the game and turned me into the main protagonist who was, for some reason, a Fanservicey female indian.

"You will have to be the games main character forever, dont complain, you asked for it, so what are you waiting for? Get going!

I had been at it for several years and was having lunch with a friend who was there for some reason when I woke up. werird dream, much?

I dreamed that I was on this talent show type thing(the execution was a mix of Survivor and American Idol), only the goal of the show was to find out who would be the next God on Earth (so I guess it could be called Who Wants to be Jesus) and it took place in Heaven. All of my friends were in it as well. God made us do different tasks (of which I can't remember the details). When someone got eliminated, they just disappeared. I think they got sent back to Earth and their memories were erased. Anyway, I end up in the final 3. Somehow my friend gets eliminated and it's just me and my male friend. I actually woke up at this point. Then I went back into the same dream. All of a sudden, I am transported to my aunt's house in Ft. Lauderdale, and all my family is there. I keep trying to tell them that I might be God, but they don't hear me. They are carrying me for some reason and keep passing me from person to person. I keep worrying about if I "win" and become Jesus. I'm sure all this means something, probably about my fear of failure or something.

I had a dream last night where I thought I'd been abducted by aliens who took out my organs and put them back in the wrong places. As I wandered around my college campus, I saw that the Other Mother had gotten into our world and was stealing peoples' eyeballs. Well, when I say "stealing", more like people were offering them to her and she was happy to oblige. Just as I rushed to stop her, I woke up. This was this morning.

I justdont know how to describe the dream Ihad last night

So it starts off normal, with me and my folks driving around a large city. We stop at a stoplight and noticed that the people in front of us were watching Nick Jr. ((Complete with Face) On their tv, Blues Clues was about to come on (one of the popular Face/Blue bumps was playing) and suddenly, the intro started playing right in front of my face. The Blues Clues book opened like usual, but it was for some reason, showing an episode of Ed Edd N Eddy!

You may have seen the recent episde of The Looney Tunes Show where Yosemete Sam was trying to repay Bugs for saving his life. The EENE the were showing was just like that episode, but with Double Dee trying to do this for Ed and Rolf, complete with acting crazy. (Everyone was so OOC that I knew Iwas dreaming) Ed and Rolf got scared and ran away, with a babbling Edd following close behind. I suddenly found myself among a crowd that was also chasing them. We ran straight to a daycare in a mall strip. When we got there, almost everyone turned into Kindergarteners and began doing things most five year olds would do, like coloring.

I, who remained my age, suddenly found myself in an eating contest against Chowder and Schnitzel. What were we eating? Cardboard boxes that may or may not have been soaked in pee. Schnitzel and I were revulsed and ran for the ball pits. But then we stepped out of the daycare for a moment.

Enter Kirby, who walks up to us, but something was very wrong with him. He informed Schnitzel and I that he was really very evil and was going to kill everyone in the building. Not wanting to see my friends killed or have a nightmare, I became lucid to try to change the dream, but Kirby zapped me, causing my mind to go at ninety miles an hour and leave me unable to stop Kirby as he walked to the door.

Eduardo nievely let Kirby in through the door (yet another OOC moment) and seemed so happy to see him that he started he started farting nonstop. (What the heck?) Kirby was about to go through with his plan, but in a desperate attempt to stop, I tried my very hardest to change things, and then it looked like I did, but then it was revealed that trying to stop Kirby from attacking daycares causes a Divide by Zero. (Insane Troll Logic, much?) So the world wound up becoming so screwed up it was hard to see. Everyone but me either died or turned into all sorts of things and everything turned red and yellow...then Iwoke up.

What in the name of Hank Hill did I just dream?

edited 30th Dec '12 7:35:59 PM by kablammin45

I don't think I'll ever achieve lucidity; the things I dream about that I'd want to be lucid for are things I want so badly that I don't even care that the dream is going out of it's way to ensure I don't get it. I've had about five dreams where the prospect of something like Disney World is over my head, but I never get there.

C+Ped from my dream diary:

edited 30th Dec '12 11:35:47 PM by Midna

One time I was dreaming about burning down houses and in the middle of setting a glasshouse on fire my dream was interrupted by a commercial for a gameboy. It then went back to the arson dream because that's what commercials do and holy fuck I have commercials in my dreams why

There was also that time I dreamt that I was in suicide town on suicide day and there were nooses everywhere and I tried one and it fit my neck perfectly. It stayed there even when I went inside the building where the Big Bad was waiting. I think it disappeared when I managed to defeat the Big Bad. I'm not sure. At least I stopped noticing it was there by then.

Weird dreams are the norm for me.

Oh, also: about a week ago I had a dream where, among many other things, I snuck into an underwater office building, and was clearly trespassing where I wasn't supposed to be.

But the middle-aged staff didn't have a problem with it because I was Batman.

There was more to this one I can't remember, but... There were some scruffy-looking punk kids walking down the street, and they started talking to me, and we ended up having a discussion about Iggy Pop. Then later a cop came to me and asked if I'd seen anyone fitting their description, because they were wanted for distributing dubstep.

Pardon me for another necromincing, but well, I've devised another dream... though once again, it is pony-related, so if thou dost detest My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, I'm giving fair head's up to not read the inbound dream log. It's a tad long as usual, so if time's short, might want to refrain from reading it.

It all started at the Everfree Forest, where I was alone, exploring the place as well as I could. Cue a manticore pestering one of the cutie mark crusaders (If memory serves, it was Applebloom), and at that point, I had a dare to be heroic moment, telling Applebloom to get out of this forest while I handle this manticore. After the little filly bolted for her life, I somewhat skillfully dodge the stinger tail and claws several times, before hopping on the tail, getting launched up, and landing upon its back, intent to wrestle it to submission. Summarily, it rolled over and flattened me, showing an unamused face and taking me for vanquished.

Upon getting back upon my feet, I continued my exploration, next finding myself in a swamp, and already, I saw something huge and four-headed rise, and my sense of Oh, Crap! was evident, while I dodged the various heads, eventually hopping on one and managing to get upon the main body. From there, I ran about, trying to not become food to the big monstrosity, weaving in-between the necks, managing to get them somewhat entangled before falling off into some hiding spot. Although I have avoided becoming food, it just happened to step on the plant I was hidden in, leaving me in immense pain, yet I ventured onwards.

As I continued my travels, I saw what seemed to be a chicken head peering out, only to hear a hiss, and I knew that I must not look the bird in the eye. It was me against a cockatrice, and as the fight went on, it summarily ended with me getting the creature pinned successfully. As savvy as I was though, I made a real blind mistake of checking if it was an actual cockatrice, and my flesh solidified into marble soon enough (Presuming that's the stone Cockatrices petrify victims to).

When I came to, unpetrified and all, I saw somepony in a cloak, offering me power to be able to be more independent in the Everfree Forest. Being the forest lover I was, I blindly accepted, not knowing what I was about to be inflicted with until a simple tap on the shoulders was had, and consciousness slipped as I felt drained. Before I knew it, my vision blacked out as black as that cloaked figure's face, and I was duped yet again.

When my consciousness returned again, I looked about, before seeing some changelings surround me in my chrysalis prison. From the muffles I heard, they were saying something to the effect of "Welcome, brother!". I looked confused, managing to get out of my prison effortlessly and wondered if there was a mirror. A mirror arrived under a green light, and I took one look and saw the truth of the matter: I was turned into a changeling! On the realization, I tried to disguise myself as... well, myself. It was almost flawless, but the one thing that didn't get replicated was the cutie mark. I was then given an answer to why that happened by the queen herself.

"Being a changeling allows you to disguise yourself as somepony else, but for those who aren't born a changeling who think to disguise themselves as themselves will meet with flaws that give them away." My heart sank, knowing that the citizens of Ponyville will not tolerate a single changeling, and so I shuddered, before assuming the form of Derpy flawlessly. The queen herself went on to speak of the differences of changeling life from pony life, and already, my heart sank once I knew I had to subsist off of love. It meant I would not be able to find a special somepony without accidentally draining them. Upon the finish of the queen's lesson of changelings 101, I slinked towards Ponyville, leaving the changelings' home behind me (They're oddly civil enough in the dream to have a town of their own).

At that, my dream pulled a cliffhanger as I walked towards Ponyville in sorrow, guided by another changeling under a disguise which I couldn't remember.

I had this dream where my friends (mostly in high school) and I were working on this big programming project, which felt similar to one I had a year ago. And it was revolving around a scary movie...

Wow, you must watch a lot of MLP to have so many dreams about it.

You can say that again! 3 episodes were watched before the dream (2 of which was Season 2 finale. Glad to see one of my resolutions making progress). Personally, I think my dream processor prefers the dreams over some of the alternatives to the point of giving a "no dream" if some dream can't be related to My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic. (Call it unhealthy obsession if you want.)

Once I dreamt that I was listening to the BBC World Service and when I woke up my radio was on and it was playing the BBC World Service... Weird...

Well, here's part two of my changeling escapade (complete with a few likely inconsistencies). As usual, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic warning is in full effect, as well as long dream log.

On another day, I was wallowing in misery in the house of my own, until I heard knocking, and the knocker asked if someone was home... I didn't hear, but quickly changed my disguise to Applejack, and in came Fluttershy with her bunny Angel. We conversed a bit, though the question of why I am in my house was an odd means, where I discussed how there was a fake AJ, and that the family believed the fake, so I looked for myself. Angel was -not- amused and socked me in the eye, making my disguise drop like a fly, and mutual fear was had, as Fluttershy ran out and I dove under a desk.

A few minutes later, I saw Rainbow Dash come in with Fluttershy, asking where the changeling was... before seeing a lump in the bed and tackling it. I took it as my prime time to hoof it, but another shriek from Fluttershy gave me away, and I was pursued by Rainbow Dash. I was easily caught, and then began the interrogation scene, complete with her hoof slamming into my face, asking about why I was in disguise, and not believing me. Cue Applejack coming in, bewildered, and helping Dash secure me to the table via lasso. Before anypony knew it, I was put on trial for the crimes of being a changeling, attempted feeding off of a pony, and scaring Fluttershy. The scene went on for a while, until the verdict was supposedly had. It was a hung case, with 1 innocent against an otherwise unanimous guilty.

The next day, my hunger for love began to churn, and I knew I had to find some source, or I might wither away. After foraging a gem, I had a run-in with the diamond dogs, who understandably wanted the gem I had, and I immediately casted a quick incantation of touch sense on the gem as I surrendered it. Then in a bout of possible genius (Though changelings likely don't work this way), I fed off of their love of gems, and in my head, an evil laugh was had, and I felt better. I thought to myself how I might not get away with it again, and cue Big Mc Intosh and his doll of Smarty Pants. I had talked with the big colt, and quickly imbued Smarty Pants with the the same incantation, and fed off of Big Mc Intosh, once again having an evil laugh in my head, and it looked like I was about to break out in one, but refrained. Upon seeing the huge colt knocked out, I uttered "What have I done?", and ran like the miserable changeling I was.

It went on, with me feeding off of Twilight Sparkle, then Spike, then Rarity, and even Rainbow Dash, but after Dash, I let off an evil laugh, and was unmistakenly heard by Twilight Sparkle, who noted how I had gone love-hungry. Cue the two princesses, and me being shackled again. I went to explain myself on the drainings, how the dogs were justified, how Big Mc Intosh was an accident, the trio in the name of keeping it a secret, and Dash for revenge, and I then realized I dug myself my grave. I was sharply scolded by the two princesses, and was sentenced to the dungeon, until I heard a faint voice, and I looked and noticed Fluttershy defending me.

"What in the barrens are you doing, Fluttershy?" I questioned, "I am a complete monstrosity for having fed off of ponykind!"

"No." She replied to the monstrosity line, stepping between me and the princesses. "He's not a complete monster. He just lost control over himself. Please tell me you got a cure to his condition..." The princesses looked at each other in a baffled way, before nodding.

"We do." Princess Luna stated, "However, he must swear upon us again, and never betray, and never seek power like that again!" I frantically bowed down, promising I would never be so seeking of trouble again! "We do have to bring you to the dungeons of Canterlot though, just in case your changeling side tries to cause havoc again."

On a side note, daydreams made up a part of this dream to fill in a couple gaps. (not sure if daydreams would count as dreams, but the way they conformed to the actual dream was kinda odd, like duct tape.)

I had 2 pretty awesome dreams last night.

The first one, me and my sister were in Japan and came across a place called the Time Capsule. It was a shop full of 90'and 80's toys and memorabilia. There was lots of manga and anime everywhere, and my sister got a fluffy ball keychain that could be used as a phone. We spent way too long in there, so I went to leave (minus pants for some reason), and I went back to get my pants and continue. I came across a place selling ALL the PS 2 games, and I tried to pawn a huge game peripheral or something. Around there, the dream ends.

The second dream somewhat reminded me of Something Positive at the start. 2 friends of mine told me to go to a "gentleman's club", and I refused. But on my way home (with a fictional mother and father in the car), I decided to stop in. When I went in, I had a (fictional) sister who wanted me to get her in with a fake ID. The lady of the house came up and asked what I was doing (I'm 17, so I was using a fake ID as well in the dream), and I told her I was gonna play some poker and blackjack. I played blackjack and won $122, and a hooker talked me into fingering her. There was a gambling father who brought his family (his wife and son), and my fictional mother listened to her whine about her husband. The guy would call his son over to see what he'd won at the table.