I Read That As: The Forum Version

Tear Jerkers That Actually Make You Cry —> These Jerks That Actually Make You Cry

Build-a-world —> Build a word!

Now that ditty gets stuck in my mind every time I read that thread title!

I just misread The Navy Thread as The Navi Thread, and then as The Nazi Thread.

I think I'm tired.

On a shirt we had for sale at my thrift store:

Follow Your Heart —> Follow Your Fart

In my defense, it was in all caps, and from my viewpoint part of the rack it was hanging on was covering up the H and most of the E. The best part was it was this sparkly girls' shirt, which made the message more incongruous - until I gave it a second look, I thought it was a parody of uplifting slogans on clothing.

In the weirdest thing said today thread:

tastegasms -> testgasms

...yeah, i fangirl over portal 2 too much.

While recording an episode of my Heta Oni Let's Play yesterday, I misread Germany as Granny. Luckily, I caught that before I read the text box, because that would have been very awkward otherwise.

I read vibrorapier as vibroraptor which my brain interpreted as a utahraptor crossed with a vibrator.

what

Hey, I could have posted that in the thread. But I restrained myself.

"squad" -> "squid"

I blame Splatoon.

"Shared Universe" —> "Steven Universe"

"The Armored Vehicle Thread"
"Happy Birthday Dear Tropers, Happy Birthday To You"

=> "The Armored Birthday Thread"

Throwing out Books -> Throwing out Boobs

I think that's my brain's way of telling me to play less Love Live: School Idol Festival. There are better things I can do than leveling up moeblobs all day.

The Paul Krugman Thread —> The Pumaman Thread...

edited 17th Jun '15 2:03:31 AM by Pirka

Everytown, America —> Eyebrow, America

How Can a Card-Carrying Villain Work in Serious Media? + Troper Shipping and Troper Dating Service = How Can a Card-Carrying Villain Work in Service?

I was imagining a Card-Carrying Villain having a part time job on a customer service line.

A Cracked headline via my email inbox:

Six Factors That Secretly Determine Who You Have Sex With —> Serenity Determines Who You Have Sex With

The state of being? The spaceship? The movie? Or, since River is part of the ship, is she just going to start setting me up on blind dates now?

edited 17th Jun '15 10:17:02 PM by MikeK

Your posts on this thread are always the best, Mike K.

Is this in your room? —> Is this in your mom?

Uh...

Semi-meta:

Serenity Determines Who You Have Sex With —> Senility Determines Who You Have Sex With

I guess it's almost time for bed...

On my watch list:

Christian tropers, join together! -> Criminal tropers, join together!

Vitamin C -> Vietnam War

Oranges! What are they good for? Absolutely nothing!

On the save screen of Animal Crossing New Leaf:

Saving. Do not press [power button]

Became

Swag. Do not press [power button]

"Deconversions are usually slow processes" —> "Deconstructions are usually slow princesses"

...wut

The emoticons thread! —> The Emotions thread!

Parable said "Word up, mah home skillets!"

Then Space Wolf said "Hey, guys. I'm back." and I misread it as "Hey guys, I'm black."

...I think I'll go to sleep now.

Aw, thanks.

On a subway ad:

Landlord problems? —> Android problems?

The ad was placed a little off center, so the first l in "landlord" was cut off. It turned out to be an ad for a lawyer, so I started thinking about the entertaining idea of buying a robot servant, then suing the manufacturers once it turns out A.I. Is a Crapshoot.