I Read That As: The Forum Version

In the roleplaying section:

"Witch Girls Adventures" —> "White Girls Adventures"

Also in the roleplaying section:

"Aether Cross" —> "Rather Gross"

edited 24th Mar '14 9:36:22 AM by Ozbourne

"Aced it!" —> Race Lift

edited 12th Apr '14 7:39:05 AM by GreyFinndal

Somehow just now "A single unified LGBT conversation" became "A single unified Lego conversation"

I can't wait for part 3! —> I can't wait for fart 3!

Dammit, I should have outgrown fart jokes by now.

The Nunnery+Hangout Thread!— The Nun Hangout!

Yack Fest-> Yaoi Fest.

That's what I get for being on the forum at 3 a.m.

Thread juxtaposition edition:

"Dumbing of Age" + "Questionable Content" = "Age of Consent"

edited 30th Mar '14 10:07:59 PM by KylerThatch

Sign up —> Shut up

God, so TIRED... —> God's so TIRED...

Being the supreme deity must be hard work.

Official TV Tropes Nuzlocke Thread + Facebook buys Oculus Rift for 2 Billion = TV Tropes buys Nuzlocke For 2 Billion

obnoxious "Kids in America" —> "Obnoxious Kids in America"

Eh, same difference.

I still keep reading "Spoilers" as "Spiders".

Fruit snack —> Future stack (?)

Watching Ted Ed, when suddenly...

The Calvin cycle + Cathy Symington = The Cathy Cycle

While looking at a picture of Daft Punch on her Tumblr:

Novice ProCreate -> Nonon PreCure

That'd be some crossover.

Photos —> Phobos ("We already have a 'Worst Fears' thread!" I thought.)

Edit: And when I checked the pothole to make sure I typed it right...
Chloris —> Clitoris

edited 15th Apr '14 9:22:16 AM by BaffleBlend

Something like "Show off your skateboard skills before time runs out!" -> "Show off your skateboard skills while time runs out!"

EDIT: To prevent double post...

"Roll is one of my favourite lolis" > "Roll is one of my favourite Iblis" What.

edited 13th May '14 10:20:47 AM by GreyFinndal

"Lolis" isn't much better...

"Let's get out of this creepy place! Who knows what lurks in here!" —> "Let's get out of this creepypasta! Who knows what lurks in here!"

Playing Story Of The Blanks again, so you know, that works too.

In turn, I read that as "Rolf is one of my favorite lolis".

Also,

Vagina Dentata —> Vegeta Dentata

edited 17th Apr '14 2:33:35 PM by BaffleBlend

"How "sweary" are you?" —> "How sweaty are you?"

"Chloris" -> "Chlorine"

"The Nunnery thread in Yack Fest." -> "The Nunnery thread in Yankee fest."

EDIT: "Describe the city/town where you come from" -> "Describe We Built This City" Well, it's a song from Jefferson Starship...

"I've got to dust off my sadly unfingered guitar." -> "I've got to dust off my Freddy Got Fingered guitar."

Bra-Man Cars -> He-Man Cats

edited 22nd Apr '14 9:59:14 AM by GreyFinndal

Every once in a while I get one of these for a thread despite the fact that I see the title on the front page every time I come here. Today this was:

Troper Fencing Academy —> Troper Frenching Academy

I was imagining some sort of thread where we were sharing tips about kissing.

"Cons!" —> "Cows!"