Corrupt-a-wish.

Granted, but you also become that much more vulnerable to injury.

I wish for your corruption to be ineffective.

Granted. However, you still wasted your wish.

I wish for everlasting peace of mind.

Granted. You're so serene you never move, and starve to death.

I wish to always have enough money for what I need and want.

Granted, Reality Ensues and you are now under arrest by the IRS for having a very large amount of undisclosed income.

I wish to be able to summon and command demons ala Devil Survivor.

edited 20th Jan '18 4:41:20 AM by vjoi

Wish granted. Now you're Pablo Escobar, who lives in fear and hiding from the FBI.

NOW, I wish for a world where writing quality standards are low (such as The Emoji Movie winning several Oscars including Best Picture, Apocalypse Now nominated for Best Animated Movie of the Year, Teen Titans Go becoming a worldwide phenonemon, Terminator having endless sequels up to 23, Sony and Microsoft buying Nintendo, etc.), newspaper strips are respected, secretaries are the most valued people and 4D video games which campaigns last more tha 100 hours.

Uh...are you sure you want that? Expectations for movies have been dumbed down so much that Uwe Boll has decided to come out of retirement and continue making sub-Asylum quality movies that barely make back a quarter of their budget. Oh, and that Tetris movie trilogy (why not a tetralogy?) becomes reality, too, because why not?

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish...

Granted, you get killed by that fish.

I wish anime was a mistake.

Granted. The mistake was a success though, so nothing changes.

I wish all the movies in this video were real. (Seriously, that would be awesome.)

Granted. Now every blockbuster movie is like the movies in that video as well.

I wish I knew how to make homemade ice cream cake.

edited 20th Jan '18 3:18:11 PM by Some_Person

You mix up the recipe, and now have a cake that's as easily scoopable as ice cream, instead of ice cream that you can cut like a cake.

I wish the Crazy Cat Lady from The Simpsons would get help for her problem.

Granted. But she’s a fictional character, so why would you care about her plight? The genie counts this as a wasted wish.

I wish for steamed hams.

Granted, they burn you when you eat them.

I wish for some egg fried rice!

Granted. The rice was left out for too long and you get food poisoning.

I wish for good social skills.

Granted, but it comes at the cost of good logic skill, you manage to convince millions to eat tide-pods for real, causing massive death, including your own.

I wish Captchalogue cards were real.

edited 21st Jan '18 3:07:16 PM by Jaxfirebus

Granted, so is Lord English.

I wish I can pilot a Metal Gear in real life.

Granted, you crash it due to the lack of experience piloting mechas.

I wish I knew what the above posters avatar is.

Sure. You have to sit through over 40 hours of exposition for the entire Metal Gear franchise just to understand.

I wish my games would stop crashing.

They don't crash, but each one has a particularly nasty Game-Breaking Bug that activates right before you land the last hit on the Final Boss. ""Shaggy Dog" Story Software" thanks you for your patronage.

I wish the Scooby-Doo villains got one up on "those meddling kids and their dog" for once.

edited 22nd Jan '18 3:35:57 AM by WillyFourEyes

Granted, they violently murder the whole gang.

I wish to visit Turkey.

Granted you won a contest and get to visit a local turkey.

I wish that I could fuse with anyone I wanted ala Dragonball Fusions in real life.

edited 22nd Jan '18 4:10:06 AM by vjoi

Granted, but the person you fuse with is the dominant personality and doesn't want to separate.

I wish for chocolate to strengthen my teeth and positively affect my health.

Granted. However, the stores and restaurants get wise to this, and they hide anything with chocolate in it to force you to eat other foods, much to your dismay.

I wish we actually got to know the whole story about "the man from Nantucket".

Granted. He's a serial murderer rivaling the likes of Jack the Ripper. His next target is you and your family.

I wish that they actually made an actual Hoshiiro Girldrop anime series (rather than make it some Bait-and-Switch gag on Pop Team Epic) and it is good. Oh, and it gets officially subtitled in English too

edited 6th Feb '18 4:48:44 AM by fergzilla

Wish granted. Now Team Pop Epic infiltrates the whole show, turning it into a weird-butt show about the girls instead of the idols.

Now, I wish that the American animation industry was driven extinct by The Emoji Movie and Teen Titans Go! To the Movies which causes foreign hordes of animation from Japan, France, Mexico, Russia, China and North Korea to replace the American animated shows and films. Bonus if you can describe the animation.

Granted, but none of the things they make are in English.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted