ITT: We are in a Youtube Poop

Dangerous Potsyk: Мм? Уёба! Это наша точка, блять! Как уебЁМ, сука!^note Mm? Fucker! It's our fucking territory! We'll fucking strike you, bitches!

RYTP characters, such as these, flood the place.

Povar:◊ Повар спрашивает: какова твоя профессия?^note  The cook asks: what is your occupation?

edited 17th Jun '16 8:42:06 PM by arcada188

(sudden shouting) THAT'S RACIST

Povar: Нет, уёба!

Captain America: Language, you piece of sh-PINGAS

Robotnik: Did he say what I thought he said?

Victor Puzo◊: Пиндосы!^note Pindosy; a very common Russian slur for Americans ВЫ - ХУЙ НА БЛЮДЕ! Вам всем пиздец!^note You are all a penis on a plate! You are all fucking screwed! (RYTP almost always involves swearing)

We're going to build a wall around the Russians.

-Dramatic zoom in on the Great Wall of China, with the Illuminati theme blaring, as it flips upside down, crappily photoshopped.-

edited 18th Jun '16 6:39:21 AM by RandomWriter413

The aforementioned Great Wall is destroyed by a badly photoshopped living cucumber. Dr. Popov emerges.

Dr. Popov: Пиздец - хорошее лекарство от американского геморроя. ^note [BARELY TRANSLATABLE RUSSIAN SWEAR WORD] is good medicine against American hemorrhoids. И, скорее всего, сила земли подойдёт!^note And, most possibly, the power of earth would work too!

Michael Rosen: "Suddenly, it appeared! On its own! The skyfoogle! Oh no, this is horrible!"

Grounder: No it's not.

-The sanic theme kicks in, as we see horrid art of sanic being carted along with a mouse, before he trips.-

Narrator: Dead.

Sanic suddenly rises up again before the Sanic theme continues.

Narrator: NOT ANYMORE! Just swooce right in!

Shaggy: FUCK YOU! I do what I want!

A two-minute clip of Shaggy singing to the rain and diving into a pot of money kicks in.

Shaggy: My cock is diamonds!

Yellow Diamond: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?

edited 18th Jun '16 9:48:14 AM by arcada188

You're Lord English, he's Lord English, ARE THERE ANY MORE LORD ENGLISHES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

Union Jack enters, and hisses.

The Heavy: Giant nuke destroy entire world! BOOM.

...

The Soldier: Dead, amen.

Ganon: DIE! For I will make your face light up the night in the kingdom of Squadala.

King Harkinian: -twitch- SCRUB AAAAAAALL THE FLOOOOOOOOOORS IN HYYYYRUUUUULLLEEEEE

edited 18th Jun '16 9:54:05 AM by arcada188

Snively: OH NO! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Next TIME GADGET-

Cut to President Buisness screaming about how Claw wrecked the scene.

Heavy: Alright.... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!

Dio: It was me, DIO!

edited 9th Sep '16 3:45:08 PM by GrafVonTirol

(Dramatic Chipmunk)

And then a Dr. Volga drops on the scene, destroying everything in an explosion.

Michael Rosen: Oh, that's a shame... Heh heh...

(cut to black, then the ending credits to The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! pops up, playing the theme) Do Mario!

Mario: No!

Luigi: Well, like they say in Brooklyn, YOU go to Hell!

Mario: (Beat) Mamaf***er! (Beat) Well, fuck you Luigi!

edited 16th Sep '16 1:17:23 AM by GrafVonTirol

Are you Freddy for Ready?

....

Wait...

Take two!

Are you ready for not Freddy?

Narrator: Давай по новой, Миша, всё хуйня.^note Do it again, Misha, it's all shit.

Accelerated clip of Russian military parade set to the Benny Hill theme.