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BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Wixelt Singularity of Self Delusion from right behind you... (Boo) (Pilot) Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Singularity of Self Delusion
#52: Mar 3rd 2017 at 4:40:47 PM

No offence Georgia, but you don't intimidate me in the slightest. How do you possibly attempt to assassinate me if you can't even manage- Wait, what are you doing with that Master Ball...

Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
Corrosion Self-Replicating Mechanism of War from Some Galaxy Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Self-Replicating Mechanism of War
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#54: Mar 4th 2017 at 1:36:32 AM

I'M NOT A COMBINE AGENT.

LET ME REPEAT: I'M NOT A COMBINE AGENT.

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#55: Mar 4th 2017 at 8:53:24 AM

I doubt it.

"We be we baby!"
StarAndroidJaguar ... from a place where you dream you'd never find Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
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#56: Mar 4th 2017 at 9:50:12 AM

I have the garden hose and knife ready, but I'd probably still die if she is some kind of angel/demon and thus has their powers. can't remember which one

in the unlikely event that i would have won the method would be to shove the hose into her mouth until she can't move then slit her throat then cut open her torso in such a way she explodes.

[down] 1: i was aiming for the mouth and 2: yes, you're very much alive. maybe.

edited 4th Mar '17 10:39:38 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

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NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#57: Mar 4th 2017 at 10:23:51 AM

[up]It would just go to her breast and she would just cut the hose, so your plan makes no sense. Plus it's just too kinky.

Anyhow, I survived.

"We be we baby!"
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#58: Mar 5th 2017 at 12:54:11 AM

If I can defend myself from a distance, I'm ok. If stocking gets close, I'm in for a world of hurt. So, maybe?

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
Corrosion Self-Replicating Mechanism of War from Some Galaxy Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Self-Replicating Mechanism of War
vjoi from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
#60: Mar 6th 2017 at 10:16:22 PM

yeah . . that assassin gonna get mauled.

edited 6th Mar '17 10:16:32 PM by vjoi

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#62: Mar 7th 2017 at 6:03:20 AM

I possibly survive?

"We be we baby!"
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#63: Mar 7th 2017 at 6:34:02 AM

I'll be ok.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#64: Mar 7th 2017 at 7:14:37 AM

Don't care how useless she is, any Magical Girl could take me out with little to no effort.

I am not a strong man.

Long live the New Bev.
paradisedj32 pantheocidal maniac from soc. rep. of Felarya Since: Jan, 2011
pantheocidal maniac
#65: Mar 7th 2017 at 7:17:26 AM

Too exited to be stealthy, too much of a waif to not get clobbered by my calculus textbook!

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#66: Mar 7th 2017 at 7:40:12 AM

I'm not sure what type of heavy machinery it is, but I'll be fine.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
TyeDyeWildebeest Unreasonably Quirky from Big Rock Candy Mountain Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Unreasonably Quirky
#67: Mar 7th 2017 at 8:48:26 AM

Aren't the Sailor Scouts all galaxy busters at this point? Yeah, I'm fucked.

I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
paradisedj32 pantheocidal maniac from soc. rep. of Felarya Since: Jan, 2011
pantheocidal maniac
#69: Mar 7th 2017 at 8:51:44 AM

Probably, what with that rain of swords.

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#70: Mar 7th 2017 at 8:52:50 AM

Kinda fucks up, since I'm not a toon.

Well, least there was an effort.

Long live the New Bev.
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#71: Mar 7th 2017 at 8:57:21 AM

I could take Georgia.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#72: Mar 8th 2017 at 4:37:10 AM

I'm doomed

"We be we baby!"
PresidentStalkeyes The Best Worst Psychonaut from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Best Worst Psychonaut
#73: Mar 8th 2017 at 5:13:18 AM

Now, I'm no expert on her show of origin, but I have a sneaking suspicion that I'd be slaughtered. Hopefully I'm not impaled on her pointy nose; that would just be embarassing.

[down]She can take 'em. Looks can be deceiving. :V

edited 8th Mar '17 5:19:51 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Corrosion Self-Replicating Mechanism of War from Some Galaxy Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Self-Replicating Mechanism of War
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#75: Mar 8th 2017 at 5:17:48 AM

oh fuck

not the bear hands

And then there was silence

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