straight up just a bear
The latter, it would be like living in a Gaspar Noé film.
Would you rather be a skeleton or Blob Monster?
Into Oblivion
It would depend on whether I could be humanoid as the blob monster. If not, definitely skeleton.
Be turned into a bird or be turned into a fox?
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The Absolute Madman
Fox. I like to still be top of the food chain.
Forget who your parents are or forget where you live?
"We be we baby!"
Dusty the Mighty
Forget where I live, since people can just remind me where I live. I care too much about my parents to forget them.
Would you rather be a character in Zootopia or a character in Finding Dory?
"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."
Red Like Santa
Finding Dory, since they'd be less fetish porn of me.
Would you rather live in Naruto or One Piece?
edited 19th Jun '16 6:08:25 PM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber Controller
64th Successor
One Piece.
Would you rather lose an arm or leg?
edited 19th Jun '16 6:14:23 PM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Leg. I can live with a metal one.
Be the Big Bad, or Giant Space Flea out of nowhere to a franchise you love?
Red Like Santa
Big Bad. I'd love to be Bill Cipher.
Would you rather live in a stereotypical Manga, or a stereotypical western Comic Book?
Now known as Cyber Controller
89 years old!?
Western comic all the way.
Would you rather be a Hero with Bad Publicity or a Villain with Good Publicity?
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...
The latter, bad publicity would not help my self-image.
Would you rather bathe in lava or acid?
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Red Like Santa
Acids. I'll just find one that isn't too strong.
Would you rather watch all Michael Bay movies or all M. Night Shyamalan movies?
Now known as Cyber Controller
straight up just a bear
M. Night Shyamalan. He's actually made some genuinely good movies, and his bad ones tend to be So Bad, It's Good.
Would you rather live in the Capital Wasteland or Mojave Wasteland?
The Absolute Madman
Mojave because i'll at least get to gamble.
Would you rather be sold as a housemaid or as a sex slave?
"We be we baby!"
Joyful angel
House maid.
Would you rather be a senator or congressman?
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Interfector
Senator.
Would you rather be only able to access this site's forums or wiki?
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Into Oblivion
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Senators are slightly more powerful and prestigious, so I'll go with that.
FORUMS.
Be permanently transformed into an inanimate object of your choice or a plant of your choice?
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straight up just a bear
Plant. I've seen some bizarre fetish art of that first one...
Would you rather live in Ancient Rome or Ancient China?
The Absolute Madman
Ancient China.
Become a follower of a dumb Facebook page or a dumb Twitter page?
"We be we baby!"
Into Oblivion
Twitter. At least on Twitter the stupidity is condensed to 140 characters.
Lose your sense of sight or lose your sense of touch?
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Don't Try It
Lose my sense of touch. No more stubbed toes for me!
Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death?
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
The Absolute Madman
Freeze to death. Better for the Summer.
Drown in Slushie mix or drown in cake frosting?
"We be we baby!"
PAINKILLER
Cake frosting. I don't know why—I just like it to be warm when die. I also don't want to be stained whatever color the slushie was. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Would you rather be a small time hero or a wildly infamous bastard?
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
Joyful angel
Small time hero.
Would you rather fight Hitler or Stalin?
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Physically? Stalin. Politically? Assuming we're in 20th-century Germany or Russia, Stalin (just to let people know what an asshole he was–and leave a stronger message). In modern times, Hitler.
Would you rather be Lelouch or Ragna?
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Trump, because he'd be easier to overpower and murder so I don't have to deal with any of his bullshit.
Would you rather see anything in monochrome or in disorientingly intense colours?
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!