Throw something at the next poster!

(Crawls into it, but crawls back out because it's too hot inside) Since this is a pagetopper, I was thrown a sleeping bag.

(throws some luggages at TNP)

I notice the Shadow of Impending Doom and look up just in time to get buried.

I throw a pair of socks, one wadded up inside the other, at the next poster.

Thanks, I was in need of a fresh pair.

I throw a cannonball at TNP.

"Incoming!" I dodge out of the way.

I throw a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot at the next poster.

I get distracted by it flying my way but fail to dodge in time so I get squished.

I throw a bottle of pure undistilled awesomeness at TNP.

*Immediately goes off doing incredible stunts in epic adventures*

-Throws a wooden barrel full of tar and feathers at TNP-

edited 27th Apr '18 1:24:15 AM by TheGamechanger

-Carefully steps to the side, before looking inside-

"Huh. Did you think I would fall-"

-It explodes, leaving me tarred and feathered-

"Great."

-I throw a SENZU BEAN! at TNP.-

[catches SENZU BEAN!]

[eats it, fully heals from all injuries]

[runs to the amusement park and buys two tickets] YAY ROLLER COASTERS!

[throws extra ticket at TNP]

I join the previous poster on the roller coaster and instantly regret it. As soon as I get off the ride, a Vomit Discretion Shot ensues.

I throw an empty barf bag at the next poster.

I save the barf bag for future use.

I throw a cannon at the next poster.

Well, now I have a cannon to go with the cannon ball thrown at me earlier. Now I need a ghillie suit and cannon camouflage, or better yet, a large invisibility cloak, to get rid of that evil dragon.

I throw a pair of surplus army boots at the next poster.

Sweet, free footwear.

I throw an empty barrel at TNP.

I flip around in the air before landing on my back with a halo over my head.

-throws Gooey at TNP-

D'aaww he's so cute! Can I keep him as a pet or something?

I throw a gauntlet at TNP.

I lick my fangs. "Challenge accepted." I pounce and a Big Ball of Violence ensues — how good are you at fighting a vampire?

I end up Losing a Shoe in the Struggle. It goes flying towards the next poster. (I know, I know, I re-used this.)

edited 30th Apr '18 9:55:34 PM by Miss_Desperado

I quickly Dodge the shoe and try to trace the steps to give the shoe back, assuming I know who it belonged to.

I throw a sandvich

Vat is dat, Sandvich? Kill zem all? Good idea!

(Throws a box of tissues at TNP)

I blow my nose, as to be expected.

I throw a ball of lint to TNP. It's good lint.

(discards it without a second thought)

I throw a copy of 1776 with a post-it note saying "This was your grandparents' Hamilton" on it at TNP.

edited 1st May '18 9:27:27 AM by WilliamRadarStorm

I listen to it and probably ended up enjoying it, because I like history and musicals.

I throw a teddy bear that has TNT in it at TNP.

edited 1st May '18 9:57:14 AM by Lyciboo13

*defuses it with The Power of Love*

*throws this thread at TNP*

I go on an Archive Binge which wears out my monitor.

I throw my worn-out broken monitor at the next poser.

Well, this is going in the garbage.

I throw a sack of oats at TNP.

Cool, bait! Now I can catch a horse!

I throw a lasso at the next poster.

Cool, does this mean I can swing around and hover now? Thanks! :P

-throws a Shiba Inu at TNP-

edited 7th May '18 1:41:24 PM by DrNoPuma