What would happen if the next troper...

Well this sucks. I guess all I can do do is claim one of those souped up vehicles and just try to fit in and not get killed.

TNT is now in Elmore.

Well, it's an interesting experience to say the least.

TNP wakes up to the sight of spiders, ants, termites, centipedes, scorpions, and other assorted bugs crawling all over his/her body.

FRIENDS! WHY ARE YOU ON ME?

I'M ONLY A SPIDER TAXI IN THE WINTER!

TNT wakes up in the wreckage of a spaceship on a marooned planet.

edited 9th Mar '17 5:57:12 AM by RandomWriter413

Dammit, Boy Scouts didn't prepare me for this!

TNP is now a curator for the Free Music Archive.

Time to play all my favorite underrated classical symphonies! No Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Brahms or any of those overrated guys (fight me) allowed! Time for Bliss, Langstrom, Magnaard, Marxsen, Farrenc...

TNP has 24 hours to make $1,000. What will they do?

Legally or Illegally?

If legally, I'll go on a game show.

TNP just woke up to see that their country has been conquered by one of its neighbors.

I find the richest man in the neighborhood, knock him the fuck out, and steal $1000. Easy.

I politely ask Canada to give it back.

TNP can fly now.

I want to use my new powers, but I'm scoord of heights.

TNP gains super strength.

Goodbye keyboards... You shall be missed.

TNP now has 20/20 vision that can no longer decay barring extreme cases.

On one side, yay! Good vision! I can watch 3D movies and I don't have to clean or carry my glasses all the time anymore!

On the other side, no more hipster glasses! Aww...

TNP is amongst the audience watching Interior Semiotics.

Ummm... that was interesting to say the least.

TNP is being stalked by a grue.

I eat the grue.

TNP receives a direct hit of Emporio Onna Hormone.

It turns you into a girl.

edited 19th Mar '17 10:19:40 PM by Mhazard

I guess it does whatever the hell that does, and then I go back to normal. Or not, if it kills me. I don't know.

TNP gets shot through a wormhole and is now in a distant part of the universe, suck on a ship, A LIVING SHIP, full of strange alien life forms!

This...is fine. Hey, at least there's some new people/things to talk to.

Next troper suddenly wears a pair of giant legs made of cheese.

...damnit.

TNP gets banned. link to the YOU are BANNED thread

...Well, back to Reddit.

TNP become the ruler of their country.

I pledge to make things better, and hopefully do!

On the minus side, still a dictator with a utilitarian thinking process and an inability to understand average people, so diplomacy would basically be me reading over terms and prodding my finger dangerously close to a big red button if things seemed to be going south in agreements towards the US.

And I'd probably try to convince China to just invade North Korea for resources.

But, tolerant and benevolent to my people! (Though not too tolerant.)

TNP becomes ruler of any one country they want! Doesn't have to be where they live.

I rule over North Korea only to dissolve it and let South Korea take over.

TNP now has a disco ball for a head.

Well, I'm going to the doctor right now. He'll be real confused.

TNP is now a kawaii dog-girl.

Woof! Woof!

TNP becomes Miki Sayaka.^note You've got a chance to date Mhazard.

edited 19th Mar '17 10:22:24 PM by Mhazard

I turn Mhazard down and attempt to get Kyubey to turn me back.

TNP goes skydiving while being handcuffed to Freddy Krueger.

I would hope to wake up alive and uninjured the entire time.

TNP is lost in the world of Dora The Explorer

I would turn to Dora and Boots to take us on a journey for me to get out because how hard could it be to leave a little kids show?

TNP discovers that the world's going to end in a week.

In that case, I'd marry someone and mate until we die lol.

TNP becomes a bottle of Nuka Cola.

[tries to scream]

...TNP encounters a room full of slippery banana peels.