throwback
He'll probably have to read a wikia page to figure out how to make a clever post about being given the world.
If you give a knight a noodle...
Currently writing something. Currently procrastinating.
...He'll have to take off his helmet to eat it, leaving his head vulnerable to attack.
If you give a walrus wings...
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
"The Complete Warrior Of Justice
It becomes the mascot of Texas restaurant.
If you give Hollywood an Anime adaptation.
throwback
They turn it into a live-action movie with an American celebrity as the main star, and no mentions of Japan whatsoever.
If you give a pet rock a pet rock...
Currently writing something. Currently procrastinating.
They'll make another Inception movie.
If you give Sailor Moon a JATO rocket....
edited 21st Apr '16 11:03:34 AM by LadyEvil
...she won't just punish you in the name of the moon, she'll use the face of it.
If you give a ninja a cell phone...
He won't have much use for his Garfield phone anymore.
If you give a bird a subwoofer...
edited 21st Apr '16 11:15:05 AM by PhysicalStamina
The Absolute Madman
He'll use it as a nest.
If you give the world a tribute to Prince...
"We be we baby!"...It will be a Crowning Moment Of Heartwarming.
If you give Donald Trump Undertale...
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
throwback
He would do a bad let's play on it, kill half the main cast, get stuck on every puzzle in Hotland, commentate on how monsters suk and the humans had the right idea and humans should start sealing more people they don't like underground, and then get millions more voters while he cheers and does a victory pose on-camera.
If you give a Steven a universe...
Currently writing something. Currently procrastinating.
Red Like Santa
You get a Cartoon Network series.
If you give Sailor Moon a copy of Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Now known as Cyber Controller
throwback
She'll take a long, hard look at her magical girl outfit but decide that beauty and goodness will prevail over all...though she might be wary around the cats for a while.
If you give a secret a spoiler...
Currently writing something. Currently procrastinating.You get thousands of enraged fans.
If you give Bubsy a reboot...
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
You'll get a hundred suicidal game critics.
When you give Invader Zim a new season...
...there is much rejoicing.
When you give a man a quiet life...
PINNACLE OF MAN
...he will continue to make love to severed hands.
If you give Ken a Jural...
edited 13th May '16 7:06:18 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.You will have one beaten up and/or dead Jural.
If you give Cookie Monster a salad...
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
There's blood on the floor. Everyone recording his daily life is fleeing, as a big, booming voice asks "WHAT THE F-[beep] IS THIS SH-[beep]" as the street is evacuated.
If you give a Touhou girl Random Writer...
edited 14th May '16 5:31:08 AM by RandomWriter413
PINNACLE OF MAN
You will get a failed attempt at a harem anime.
If you give Hoshi-kun Ken and his Charging Go...
let's go to the forum thread, Random
edited 14th May '16 5:34:04 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
The Absolute Madman
A terrible episode of Chargeman Ken begins.
If you give Godzilla Chemical X...
edited 14th May '16 6:31:24 AM by NegaKingKix
"We be we baby!"
Red Like Santa
He becomes much cuter and girlier.
If you give Michael Bay a movie script...
Now known as Cyber Controller
"The Complete Warrior Of Justice
You get a movie So Bad, It's Good with explosions.
If you give Hollywood a Samurai Warriors script.
Red Like Santa
They make the main character a white dude. (Seriously, cut it out, hollywood. )
If you give Chris Hansen a lolicon manga.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Absolute Madman
...he will give it back because he doesn't have time to read manga.
If you give Dio Brando the world...
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.