Push the button?

More monsters would take their place, including me, so I'll have to pass.

You are a fluent speaker of Spanish

BUT

Your life is a stereotypical Spanish soap opera.

It's been 3000 years…

I already can speak Spanish, so pass.

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You get to learn any martial art, including fiction ones like Hokuto Shinken.

BUT

It takes years of grueling training that could kill you.

edited 2nd Feb '16 2:17:47 PM by Savaget1337

If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!

It would be useful to know, but the risk is too high, and I doubt I would ever get the chance to use my skills, so: Pass.

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You become an Original Character and live in the world of any work you choose.

BUT

You are the Butt-Monkey, you have a 0% Approval Rating, and you smell funny.

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

Pointless.

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You can predict the weather and it will be as you said.

BUT

The government will want to track you down to discover how you gained this gift, and if you tell anyone, you die.

"We be we baby!"

That wouldn't be worth it. (Pass)

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You can communicate with sea life easily!

BUT

You can only do so when you are an octopus, which you are now capable of turning into.

edited 3rd Feb '16 8:20:12 AM by kablammin45

"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"

Uh, nah.

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You are the best at what you are terrible at

But

Only if you pledge your loyalty to an alien race

"We be we baby!"

If it were XCOM's aliens, no. If it's Mass Effect aliens then sure. But since no specification is made I won't risk it.

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You can pick up any comic book and touch any character drawn in it to gain their powers and weaknesses for 24 hours

BUT

At the moment you do every criminal in the world will attempt to seek you out during said 24 hours in an attempt to kill you

Pick Superman, Dark Phoenix, and Galactus. Then kill every criminal in the world.

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You can time travel

BUT

You are also a Dalek.

Now known as Cyber Controller

NONONONONONONONO!

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You meet up with Rick and Morty and join them on their adventures!

BUT

If you wander more than 50 yards away from them, the chances of you getting injured or killed escalate.

"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"

I don't follow the series, so I'll definitely pass.

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You get to meet a historical figure of your choice

BUT

You can never return to the present day.

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Pass.

you get a Death Note

but

It only works on fictional characters.

The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."

What's the point?

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You can morph into any animal.

But

The chances of you getting spaded / nuttered are higher and you can't change back for over an hour.

"We be we baby!"

So...if I press the button, everyone will have the sudden urge to castrate me if they see me as an animal? Can't really get behind that. (Pass)

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You can now become one non-Mii character from Super Smash Bros., and get all their abilities/weapons to go along with it.

BUT

Someone else you know has to choose who that character is.

"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"

Yes, I get my friends to give me the ability to be Samus

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You now have Superman's powers.

BUT

You have to wear Power Girl's outfit at all times.

Now known as Cyber Controller

Well, this question presumes that the answerer is not a girl. Unfortunately, I am not a girl, so I'll be passing that one.

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You are now the head of an absurdly wealthy Fiction 500 company that deals in whatever you choose.

BUT

You have to become a Corrupt Corporate Executive in order to keep the company afloat in the dangerous world of corporate warfare.

edited 4th Mar '16 3:54:22 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."

Nah. I'm too nice for that.

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You get to direct a big budget movie

BUT

You have to watch every movie below 10% on Rotten Tomatoes beforehand.

edited 4th Mar '16 4:00:13 PM by hamza678

Now known as Cyber Controller

I have to waste a significant amount of time, and my reward is... offscreen hard work? Where's the incentive for this? (Besides the paycheque?) Pass...

You can solve any problem facing the world...

...but...

...you, and you alone, must deal with the effects of said problem for the rest of your life.

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."

For the greater good, I would push the button.

You can get people to like you and want to be friends with you instantly, but

you will hate yourself all the time.

edited 4th Mar '16 6:27:37 PM by cake1

The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart

Nope.avi

You get an Improbability Device that works in Real Life! Its use and nature is Exactly What It Says on the Tin.

BUT

It does not come with Hero Insurance. The Device will never provide it either, and everybody will instantly know if you caused any damage with said device.

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

No, don't want to be arrested

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You get Life Fiber abilities.

But

you have to wear Senketsu all the time.

edited 5th Mar '16 10:05:09 AM by hamza678

Now known as Cyber Controller

No thanks.

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You can have any pet you want, even if it doesn't exist

BUT

It's very shy, and requires a lot of coaxing.

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

I don't really like having pets so no.

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If you push the button you will be able to find a cure for every disease.

BUT

Hundreds of thousands of lives are lost in the process of your testing, and now you are viewed negatively by the populace.

Nope!

If you press the button, Germany isn't involved in WW 2.

BUT

The Russians take their place, leading the Axis Powers.

Don't fuck with history.

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You no longer have to vote for anyone ever again

BUT

Hyoudou Issei is now the ruler of the free world and Otaku geek trash is the the law of the land.

"We be we baby!"

I'd rather vote for Putin.

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The Firefly gets Un-Cancelled, all the parts of JoJos Bizarre Adventure receive amazing anime adaptations, and Ruby Quest gets adapted as an animated movie

BUT

Chargeman Ken! receives seven seasons of just about the same quality as before.

edited 5th Mar '16 11:24:17 AM by arcada188

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.