Destroy The Godmodder

I shout words at the grox cruiser, then see them form in a word bubble above my head. On a whim, I grab the speech bubble, and hurl it at the grox cruiser at high speeds.

The rock, being a rock, doesn't know about physics. As such, it flies into the distance in a straight line, faster than light. It goes so fast, in fact, that it leaves this universe, in a bright flash of light. 2/10.

I construct additional pylons. For, in order to build something, YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. 2/???.

I pay a visit to another dimension, in search of allies. 1/5.

I guess I'm building a different magic item, though one as suitably epic. I'll decide on what later.

The explanation for what God's End/God-Send does:When I get attacked by a PG, it is exiled (ceases to exist), and the GM and PG's can't summon other creatures that are the same. E.G., if I got attacked by a demon chicken PG, it would be exiled (just that one), though I would still take the damage. Also, no PG's or the GM would be able to summon a demon chicken anymore. It (the weapon, not the exiling process) also increases my strength and defenses (by 3 in MTG, so I don't know what that would be in-game). TL; DR:Essentially, the part that mimics the curse of repetition prevents them from SUMMONING creatures I get hit by. With curse, you could still do the same attack, it just wouldn't hit (or damage) the godmodder anymore. This also only applies to the PG's and godmodder (I'm using GM to abbreviate Godmodder here).

edited 31st May '14 8:17:20 PM by Wereael

"Moody Stops Bicycle Theft, Takes No Prisoners"- Harry Potter and the Natural 20

Hmm... - glances over to the Book of Demon Summoning - - begins summoning the Miiverse Admins, otherwise know as the Badmins -

Plan:

16/50 (Hold)

Fishing:

11/15

Badmins:

1/20

edited 30th May '14 5:45:20 PM by Jondanger23

h3h3h3...

Oh, Crap!. Oh crap oh crap oh crap.

You know who it is?

You don't?

Wait...oh yeah. Him.

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Cracked staff: 16 I order them to use their genre savviness to create stuff to attack the Godmodder with.

Movie: 2/20 Ah, there we go. Since The Ugly Barnacle is gone... FYI, you said Omega instead of Dimentiosome

TARDIS summon: 2/??? (I think everyone can guess who/what it is.)

_______

So...that it?

I guess...why?

Usually you do something really stupid/contriversal that screws everyone over.

Oh. Yeah. Maybe next turn.

edited 30th May '14 3:29:27 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

I grab a Microphone, and a speaker. I plug the microphone to the speaker, put it right next to each other, then I shout at the microphone, causing an infinite loop of the sound from the speaker to go back to the microphone and back to the speaker, and increase in volume each loop. (A Gs still have earplugs)

I blow a dog whistle in an attempt to summon my pet, Boo-boo, he should be here in a few turns: 1/7

edited 30th May '14 3:57:37 PM by Tabbune

Nearby is a stretch, since the naval bases is across the ocean and two parsecs away respectively. 3/15, 3/15

I crack my knuckles. 1/3

I spend a Hammerne charge to repair Cleavebanners.

I plug a salvaged MAASTRC-US power core on Earl's blaster. 5/4 for Earl.

Hammerne charges: 2

edited 30th May '14 4:31:05 PM by ArmoredFury

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing

After doing a Bing search, I find a sniper rifle that sort of looks like the one I was loaned with a twenty shot magazine. From this information I determine that I have 19 shots left don't worry, I'll keep track for you. Following this, I decide to tape my phone on the top of the weapon's butt, so I can record with things in the weapon's sight.

Piracy 6/6: The sound of cleaving steal rings through the air

Yes, Winter is gone, consider this her replacement, her brother from a past life and a lover from one before that, most importantly one of the last surviving relatives of the notorious pirate Blackbeard's second left tenant. A strong wind blows from the east ahead of a mighty wave carrying the famed Queen Anne's Revenge. Winter's not hear to actually direct weather though, cause the wave to early and the Revenge to beach on dry ground, sending a shower of wood slivers in the godmodder's direction, giving him several splinters while the winds disrupt the aerodynamics of his Grox fighters.

"Hello!" Burchil calls out while standing on the lower mast, looking down at all the antigodmodder forces. Light gleaming off his drawn sword and several beaded necklaces, one of which he pulls off with his free hand and tosses down to Angelina Love, who sidesteps it while not directing her attention away from her phone call, trying to take in all of Velvet's excuses. Beautiful People Reunion 3/4

Undettered by her rejection of his gift, Burchill tosses a necklace to all the other anti godmodder's present. Ring Of Honor Reinforcements 2/6

edited 31st May '14 10:25:04 AM by IndirectActiveTransport

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes

I leap into the air and attempt to hijack a grox ship.

6/15 the circle for the Satanmodder is nearing completion.

Phil 2's corpse has been cyborgized and fires missiles at the Missing no.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.

I dump an entire cauldron's worth of healing potions on Deathstroke, then throw a banana peel where the godmodder will most likely step on it. I then blast the destroyer with a fireball.

Deathstroke leaps onto a Grox bomber and shoots the pilot through the cockpit, then hijacks said bomber and starts flying towards the cruiser.

Charges: 2/7

Witch-King: 6/7

Geth: 3/10

I delete all the Godmodder's spam, and sign him up for a large number of advertising mailing lists in retaliation, many of which concern Viagra, porn, and Spanish national lotteries.

Mami Tomoe pulls out a long golden ribbon, and spirals it in the air. "Tiro..." 2/3

The briefcase opens, revealing that its innards are pure Technology Porn with two handles sprouting from it. I take hold of the handles. 2/10.

Using my know-how in magical rituals, I complete the Satanmodder circle. 7/15 for philosopher.

While I'm on the internet, I also hack into the most powerful transmitter I can, and use it to send another signal to the Geth, encouraging their consensus to assist us. 4/10 for Ichigo's Geth.

edited 31st May '14 12:23:52 AM by MicoolTNT

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."

I shout at the godmodder "You suck!"

In my dream, a terrible beast beings its prowl, howling and gnashing its teeth. The hideous, jet black form trembling with every step, and dripping a vile black ooze. My dream self begin to fight it, sword clashing aganist unatural claws. 7/10

The mages find various objects, including a dragon egg! 16/30

2 balls of charge...

edited 31st May '14 7:18:34 AM by Wordless_Summons

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

Hold up, how long was Sauron charged for?

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous

Fury, how many posts did you use to make your items? And what do they do? (The ones I know of are cleavebanners and hammerne staff).

So how many posts do you think God's End SHOULD take? Also, I'll probably need some help making it.

He might flip his shit.

But the plots are confusing. At least tell me how to spoil stuff. Thanks

edited 31st May '14 7:17:54 PM by Wereael

"Moody Stops Bicycle Theft, Takes No Prisoners"- Harry Potter and the Natural 20

10 posts for Cleavebanners and 6 for Hammerne. Cleavebanners is just a really good steel glaive, while Hammerne restores the durability of any weapon.

edited 2nd Jun '14 8:29:11 AM by ArmoredFury

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing

[[spoiler:Like this]]

...Maybe we should make a discussion thread?

...Man, how do you think Piono is gonna react when he sees all this?

edited 31st May '14 7:05:29 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

That should not be necessary. However, maybe stuff that's not part of the game should be spoilered-out? That's what most of us do in F Gs...

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."

BTW, how is a lullaby considered Sensory Abuse?

edited 2nd Jun '14 7:52:31 AM by Tabbune

I'm sorry for not updating on Saturday guys, I didn't get to touch my computer all day long, I was doing other stuff and didn't get home until 9 and then my parents made me go to bed. Also, you'll probably be glad to hear that since school is ending this week, Friday onwards you guys will get 2 posts per round. And whoo-wee, you guys are blowin' up my thread with nullposts. Don't worry, I'm not mad, its not exactly an uncommon occurrence in the main thread.

Q&A: Okay wereael, I see what you're saying, and that's just a flat-out no. Things can only rarely be summoned again anyways, and even when they are, they are much weaker. Also, the ability to instantly kill an enemy, even if only in retaliation, is sort of overpowered, especially if its a permanent buff. Sorry. Omega, Sauron was charged for 7, so yeah, at 10, Morgoth would only be slightly more powerful without allies. And since Ancagalon the black was about the same strength... Anyway, don't worry about it too much, because you'll notice that Master Chief got a 50 post charge for his summon in the main threads, and then the Infinity only got 10, so, just a warning to anyone that hasn't caught on: WARNING! POWER SCALE NOT TO SCALE! . Also, Phil, Missingno. was just a one-time counter, it might pop up again later, but it wasn't summoned. Also, ichigo, you cannot do tons of stuff all at once, please limit yourself to one single-shot action per round.

Continuing down the line, no, I don't think we should make a discussion thread, maybe if this gets bigger. If all else fails and you guys really want to have a big off topic conversation, make a minecraft forums account, and go ahead and start stuff here. The forge thread was made specifically for the purpose of off-topic, right now we're having an interesting discussion on theme music. And my reaction is thus: I'm glad you guys are enjoying this, it makes me happy to see people finding this so cool, and satisfied that I've managed to run this properly. And yeah, off-topic stuff being spoilered works, in the main thread we do /nullpost to signify OOC, but spoilering works. And I was making a joke about the lullaby tabbune, although I think I misread your post, sorry. Whew! I'm glad school is coming to a close, updating is beginning to take quite a while.

Also, randomly, I'm going to ask some questions about certain things going on out of curiosity: jondanger, why are the miiverse admins called badmins? It sounds like there's an interesting story behind that.

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Earl becomes a SPESS MEHREEN and unloads lots of ammo at the cruiser, dealing 1750 damage. Wereael throws a speech bubble at the Grox cruiser, dealing 1500 damage, remember kids, words hurt. The rock leaves the universe, welp. That was... interesting. Jondanger begins summoning the badmins, and dimentiosome seems to be having problems with his new split. Tabbune begins an infinite feedback loop, which is made even worse be his subsequent dog whistle, the whole thing takes two fighters out of the sky.

Fury uses a hammerne charge to repair Cleavebanners by 10%, then indirect summons Burchil, philosopher attempts to hijack a Grox ship but instead crashes it (-1 Grox bomber), and brings cyborg Phil to the field. Ichigo heals deathstroke for 500 health, deals 750 damage to the cruiser, and causes the godmodder to raise his eyes as if to say: "Really? You expect that to work?". Micool deletes the spam only to watch as his email fills up again instantly, he then notices that every time the page updates, his inbox has gained two pages, most of it concerns Viagra, porn, and Spanish national lotteries. Wordless shouts at the godmodder, the godmodder gets angry, and prepares to rush wordless with a very painful kind of lunge attack.

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Battlefield:

The godmodder lunges at wordless, but before he finishes the attack, he slips on ichigo's banana peel, slamming into Deathstroke, Deathstroke dies, but the godmodder takes 1 damage.

Herobrine continues his rampage, dealing 4000 damage to the cruiser by shorting out its electrical systems, Jax uses another Cleavebanners mega-swipe and takes down three grox bombers and four fighters, Cleavebanners loses 5% durability. Burchil attacks the cruiser for 1000 damage, and the bugblatter beast eats the last destroyer, cybord phil deals another 750 to the cruiser.

The Grox are limping, having sustained heavy damage, but they aren't beaten yet, a massive flyby attack combined with another orbital bombardment deals 2500 damage to Jax and removes 10% durability from Cleavebanners.

The godmodder stands back up, and angrily shouts into a radio, several large shapes loom over the horizon: a Grox carrier has arrived, along with two more cruisers, and five new destroyers.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 84/100

Grox Carrier [PG]: Hp: 50000/50000

Grox Cruiser [PG]: Hp: 25000/25000

Grox Cruiser [PG]: Hp: 8250/25000

Grox Destroyer x5 [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Grox Bomber x6 [PG]: Hp: 2500/3000

Grox Fighter x6 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

Herobrine [AG]: Hp: 23500/25000

Jax [AG]: Hp: 6500/12500 equipped: Cleavebanners: 55% durability

Burchil [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal [AG]: 23500/25000

Cyborg Phil [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000

edited 2nd Jun '14 8:31:47 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I let a pair of engineers to request some reinforcements from the naval bases. 4/15, 4/15

I walk up to the Godmodder. 2/3

Jax activates Counter Strike, which makes him counter a single attack on the next turn with a Spin Attack.

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing

(The Badmins thing is a nickname given to the Miiverse Admins by the people in Miiverse.)

I throw a rock at the sky. Plan:

16/50 (Hold)

Fishing:

12/15

Badmins:

2/20

Witch-King: 7/7

As the ritual ends, the Witch-King of Angmar himself arrives on the battlefield and draws his sword, joining the fray. Pleased at our new ally's arrival, I blast the heavily damaged cruiser with Eye Beams.

The Witch-King pulls out his flail and smashes a Grox bomber out of the sky with it, then turns to the godmodder. "Do you not know death when you see it, fool?" the Witch-King says in his menacing voice. "This is my hour!" With his sword now a Flaming Sword, the Witch-King reengages the Grox forces alongside the other AGs.

Charges: 3/7

Geth: 5/10

edited 2nd Jun '14 10:33:32 AM by IchigoMontoya

The godmodder's collision causes the necklace he just received to burst into pieces, which now litter the ground around the fallen godmodder. As he tries to get back up he slips on them and falls.

"One godmodder down! Topside lads! Let us finish this bloke and get some rum with my lovely sister twice removed!" Burchill commands. The first mate on deck, the giant face painted Shark has objections "Capn', what about his fleet?". "Point taken, I will put the coup de grace on the godmodder, the rest of you ready the guns for suppressing fire!" With that, Paul Burchill grabs a rope and swings down upon the downed godmodder, skewering him with his sword while The Shark, Shark Boy, Shark Girl and Shark Solo roll the cannons of the revenge into position.

Beautiful People Reunion 4/4. Suddenly, an inflatable their is thud on the ground near the godmodder and dome begins to inflate and take shape. An overjoyed Angelina Love runs into it while two figure can be seen parachuting down to join her.

18Meanwhile, contemplate events. I realize that having my brain wracked by fever distorted my perceptions, making me susceptible to beings from the edge of sanity, that's how I saw Delirious...then remember I was entrusted with a job and look up, align another grox bomber in my sights and shoot. Ring Of Honor Reinforcements 3/6.

edited 2nd Jun '14 12:35:38 PM by IndirectActiveTransport

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes

I summon Alex Mercer and consumer him. After gaining his powers I attempt to hijack another Grox ship and consume the crew.

7/15 Satan Modder

Cyborg Phil smokes a cigar and attempts to damage the ships just by being so awesome.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.

I let out an atomic F bomb, both figuratively and in a literal sense, towards the same cruiser.

6/4 WARNING! LAUNCHER AT 150% CAPACITY! Alrighty then, I'll just LET'R RIP! -fires at the carrier-

4/15 Eyes no longer glow. I have an idea.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

The voice of the suddenly solitary Morgoth thunders over the battlefield...

   "HENCEFORTH, SHALL THE SHADOWS RIDE! ONLY THE MOST BOSS MAY PASS THROUGH THE GATES OF HEAVEN, AND I HAVE PASSED TWICE! All you d00ds may now tremble in terror."   

"Not gonna lie, I was expecting something more... magnificent."

   "Look, d00d, 4 eras of containment in what is basically Sheol with only a phone to talk to the outside word didn't exactly improve my vocabulary."   

"... Touche."

The work on the anti-summoning beam cannon is proceeding well. Safety testing, targeting systems, and optimization are now in the pipe of development. 4/5

Morgoth's pals take some time to catch up to their boss. Guess the dark lord sprinted over... 1/5

I think I know exactly who this is... a person whose origins are entangled with mine... one of the Firstforged of Arokrus... 10/???

edited 2nd Jun '14 3:48:48 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous

I summon Miley Cyrus, hypnotize her to keep singing, and shove her into the godmodder's ears. If a PG entity blocks, I'll use her as a mace.

Boo-Boo still on his way: 2/7

edited 2nd Jun '14 3:58:51 PM by Tabbune