Ask the next Avatar a question

"...Halloween?" -Morgan

"What is this 'Halloween'?" -Lucina

"I have no idea what you're talking about. Whatever you're trying to accuse me of, it ain't true and frankly I resent the implication. Now get out, you're worrying the ru- my customers."

"Wouldn't you like to know. You're gonna have to wait for your kids to run home in tears and tell you, just like everyone else."

"Second-best holiday of the year! Best is Summerween, since Dipper and Mabel are here, so I get to scare the pants off them too."

"How do you get two nosy kids to stay put for five seconds?"

edited 29th Sep '15 7:30:31 PM by Murataku

"I believe it's similar to Equestria's Nightmare Night. You dress up in costumes and go trick or treating."

"Do you have any special holidays?"

Krillin: Well you dress up as something scary or not so scary and go around asking for candy. And sometimes serial killers come after you. And sometimes your masks turn you into snakes and kill you.

18: Did my idiot husband scare you off from Halloween?

Krillin: Hey!

edited 29th Sep '15 7:31:11 PM by Piando

Krillin: Train in front of them.

18: Do you believe in love?

"Yes" -Morty

"Love is just some kind of human hormone." -Rick

"Would you like to go on one of my adventures?" -Rick

Given how unhappy the young man traveling with you lookssss, I musssst decline.

Do I sssscare you?

edited 29th Sep '15 7:52:57 PM by kablammin45

18: Compared to what we've seen, not at all.

Krillin: What ice cream flavor should I get when I inevitably die again?

edited 30th Sep '15 3:45:51 AM by Piando

"You get ice cream when you die?!. That's fair enough, I guess. I'd go for a mint cornetto personally."

"What memories do you have of your teenage years? Did you like them?"

"I'm still a teenager." -Morty

"Ugh, I hated my teenage years. Why did I agree to make a younger clone of me to kill that vampire that was in Morty and Summer's school?" -Rick

You did that because you cared about him. That's nothing to be ashamed of.

Yeah, I agree!

Yuki-sempai, I think your school is a bit crazier though. I mean, they allow you live there and keep a dog!

I know, isn't it great?! Hey TNA, do you think I should invite this "Rick and Morty" into the School Living Club? I'm sure they would have loads of fun!

"...I HAVE NO IDEA."

"EVER FOUND SOMEONE WHO ACTS SIMILAR TO YOU BUT IS OVERALL MORE SHIT THAN YOU ARE?"

18: Looking at you Vegeta. At least I don't abandon my family to train. And I don't kill innocent bystanders to win a fight.

Krillin: Watch any good shows lately. Roshi continues watching his "fitness shows" and I wouldn't know

"Ball Fondlers." -both

"Why would I ever do that, Pink-head? I'd have more fun hanging out with Jerry!" -Rick

"I'd go!" -Morty

edited 30th Sep '15 4:52:08 PM by powerpuffbats

P-P-Pink head?!

Okay Morty-san, you're in! Ri-kun ^note  (She means Rick.) , you will see some "interesting people" on the way there. That's why I invited you.

Yuki-sempai, h-he just insulted us based on our hair color! How can you be so nonchalant about it?!

Oh Madoka-chan, he's just mad because he doesn't know the fun that he's missing! Plus, we can use his kind of imagination for all the problems we have around here: mainly "them".

I see; I'm glad you're taking it well enough at least.

TNA, was I wrong to invite Ri-kun?

I'm personally more concerned about Morty-san...

edited 30th Sep '15 5:13:15 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS

"Not really. After all, you meant well."

"Sides, people gotta try new things, right?"

Krillin: It pays to be nice at times.

18: What's the best way to tell a man's ex to politely fuck off.

"I don't know." -Morty

"Just say 'fuck off'! Why do you gotta be so polite about it? Just be straight and to the point!" -Rick

edited 30th Sep '15 5:17:44 PM by powerpuffbats

18: I am being polite. I'm not punching her to death.

Krillin: Would you choose a blue haired bimbo to spare her feelings, or a blonde cyborg that never ages nor gets tired? Or just how do I avoid being turn into Krillin-abobs? So many questions, so little time!

edited 30th Sep '15 5:21:17 PM by Piando

"Just be brutally honest. Makes no difference to me, I'm too busy here."

"I keep hearing about it and Ellen refuses to tell me anything - or even greet me, for that matter - so… what's with these walls of troper I keep hearing about?"

"Mm, they're these web pages where you can leave messages or something to a troper. Reminds me of Facebook walls."

How do you solve problems?

"I do so in the most violent way possible. If, for example, I were to trip and fall down a staircase, then I would destroy the whole staircase with a pickaxe to exact revenge on the offending stair."

What is your favorite color?

White, I think. Also pink.

Pink and blue!

TNA, how often do you think about food?

I think about it a lot!

Yes Madoka; we know. (The gallery at the bottom of the linked article has some Late Arrival Spoilers).

"Uh...not much. Though my friends do enjoy the treats I bring from my time period."

"Have you ever time travelled?"

"Once, actually. It was to warn my past self not to freak out, because when I saw my future self in the past, I thought that something terrible would happen to me based on how she looked, so I went totally overboard trying to prevent whatever terrible thing happened to future me from happening. But it turned out nothing was going to happen, because my future self was trying to tell me not to freak out. And the kicker? The reason my future self looked like she'd been through a series of accidents was because all my efforts towards preventing a future danger inflicted those injuries! Ah, well. That's Stable Time Loops for you."

"Have you done any cool magic spells?"