so i made a new avatar
The robots are actually tiny - as in, near-microscopic. It's revealed that they have an entire world sitting on top of a door hinge.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Man on a Mission
Man... Is that film SO bad that no one can think of an improvement for it?! Well, at least I'll try...
- First of all, remove Pauly Shore from the equation... In fact, remove the part involving a pair of idiots infiltrating into the damn place, so that there are only scientists inside of it.
- Second, make it an underwater installation for the sake of rule of cool, AND to help with the next point.
- Third, introduce a horrible monster product of the experiments conducted inside the dome.
- Fourth, make it an horror-comedy about the scientists dealing with the creature and all the damage it causes upon the installations!
Now, THAT has potential, doesn't it?! Specially if it had a charismatic lead character... Like a quirky biologist played by Rick Moranis!
Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen.
Note: No single-line cop-out answers like: "Killing Megan Fox's character by dropping a piano over her". (It would GREATLY improve the film, but it's short, lazy and predictable) I want to read someone coming up with a far cooler and elaborated hypothetical case.
edited 17th Apr '13 2:40:29 PM by VPhantom
"It's better to burn out... THAN TO FADE AWAY!"
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
An actual battle between Prime, Megatron, the Fallen, and Devastator. It doesn't matter who's on what side.
James Cameron's Avatar
edited 17th Apr '13 8:10:08 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Deconstruct the ideas behind it. Show Eywa as a brutal, unrelenting force. Show humanity's desperation. Show everyone's good and evil sides.
hm... Jack the Giant Slayer.
edited 17th Apr '13 9:38:13 PM by Passerby
so much to do, and yet... here, it feels like one cannot do anything but lie here and sleep forever.
Since it doesn't seem that bad on it's own,I can think of one thing only,....put Christopher Walken into a cameo midway.
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter
The Harbinger of Strange
Johnny is actually a visiting alien attempting (rather unsuccessfully) to integrate himself into human society.
Troll 2
You need an adult.
Get rid of that "OH MY GAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDD" actor and add some Ewok like characters during the "fight" scenes
edited 18th Apr '13 7:22:28 AM by terlwyth
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter
whatever he can
No more corny puns, and hire an actual actor for Freeze instead of Ahnold. Hell, throw in Paul Dini as a writer.
Scary Movie 5.
dead devotion
Really needed to change my avatar
It's directed by Joss Whedon.
Ratatoing
Totally not planning to buy Ark Encounter.
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
The film is an Affectionate Parody instead of a Mockbuster.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Really needed to change my avatar
There's less mind screw, and it is an anime made by the people behind Dragon Ball Z.
Arisa, the Little Witch
Totally not planning to buy Ark Encounter.
Instead of a terrible ripoff by Dingo Pictures, it's a quirky comedy-adventure by Dreamworks about a girl who is an exchange student from a Hogwarts-esque magic school to a normal American school.
and then they fricked in the booty
No stupid Dutch Angle s,have the Psychlos actually know about Fort Knox,...and have the other cast consistently mock Turrell
edited 31st May '13 4:21:02 PM by terlwyth
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter
At the heart of the world...
Directed by Tim Burton, with Michael Keaton as Batman.
Goddess of Nature
The film is not an X-Men ripoff
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
The King Without a Kingdom
The Scarlet Witch
Throw in Nicolas Cage for hammy fun.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Goddess of Nature
It never happened.
Twilight Series
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Student of Story
The entire Twilight series consists of this
.
The King Without a Kingdom
The movie turns out to be a very elaborate roleplaying scenario, but with Battleship instead of more traditional roleplaying games.
It's been 3000 years…
Goddess of Nature
The movie didn't get bogged down by Executive Meddling
Super Mario Bros.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
The Scarlet Witch
Make them more faithful to the games.
The Friday The13th remake.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
The King Without a Kingdom
EX: Poster 1: Plan 9 from Outer Space
Poster 2: The zombies are pure body horror and you get Pity for the Devil on the main villain. Ratatoing
And so on.
I'll start:
Tiny Robots
Totally not planning to buy Ark Encounter.