I know, right?

You must feel so terrible for being its maker.

Indeed.

I am a bad, bad person.

Horrendous. But we can make you better.

Sometimes I piss in the middle of the toilet to make as much noise as possible.

(wanders in, drunk)

What is this?

That Was Bad And You Should Feel Bad: The Thread

I feel uber-awkward around mentally challenged children. They make me uncomfortable.

just the facts

1. you made this thread
2. this thread is terrible
3. ∴ you should feel terrible

I made a pothole. And That's Terrible

Look maybe should've done this if you couldn't try to spend on more going to denial.

I'm not going to go on denial. It's full of crocodiles.

Where did your life go so wrong?

It was the best of threads, it was the worst of threads. But mostly worst.

You know, this should actually turn into a thread about the terrible things we do. Intentionally and unintentionally.

It'd be better than having it locked.

I STOLE A BALLOON!

This thread is terrible... I hope it doesn't last

Oh my god, the more attention you pay to its awfulness, the more you encourage it.

Coors Light is terrible. This thread is TERIBBLE!

We will all die because of your negligence.

Death would be a mercy compared to looking upon this thread for one second longer.

This thread is so terrible that it's almost as bad as Boxbot.

You see, the more people post about this thread being crap, the more people will see notice the large post count, and then MORE people will post in it.

I feel dead posting here.

Only the dead may know peace from being rustled by this thread.