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 ITS ALWAYS RIDLEY TIME
PLEASE NOTE THAT I CANNOT RECIEVE PERSONAL MESSAGES PERMANENTLY, UNFORTUNATELY. IF YOU WISH TO CONTACT ME, DO SO OUTSIDE OF TVTROPES
As for a way to do that, my Skype is light_phaser, Go crazy ^_^
I also got a Steam as of late! sonikmetro is my name on there :3
Describe Light Phaser here.
Greetings, all! My name is Light Phaser, as you can tell. I come from the far away planet of Zebeth on a mission to teach the youngsters such as myself about old crappy pieces of technology. That is to say, I'm a very open retro gamer guy. Yep, for the most part, I like them old. Why? Because old games kick ass, that's why. When was the last time you popped in your old dusty copy of Mega Man 3 to play through it again? It better had been last week, young man!
So aside from being really boring and an almost borderline annoyance, I'm also a brony. Meh, not that important. As you've noticed, I occasionally drop EXP- I mean little jokes to show that I'm still here. I like to remind people of my presence... whether they like it or not! Moving on from that, I hope you brought your Morning Star whip, because we're killing vampires tonight!
So, prepare your Mega Busters, get out your Spazer Beams, and press start, because there are plenty more random potholes to video games where those came from! Like this one, or this one, or this one, because it's one of my favorites. But not that one, because that game is terrible! Why would I link to it? Oh wait, I just did x.x
So anyways, enjoy your stay, goal post is over there, next to the Robot Master, elevator down to Tourian, signpost with your picture on it for some odd reason, and that really annoying Frankenstein's Monster boss. And it's all guarded by Ridley, my main man. Good luck!
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