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Deadlock Clock: Jun 3rd 2012 at 11:59:00 PM
Routerie Since: Oct, 2011
#1: Apr 27th 2012 at 9:30:08 AM

This page lists attorneys that contributors find attractive. It consists almost entirely of Zero Context Examples, which is bad, though probably better than the alternative. It has a Real Life section.

Is there anything worth salvaging here, or should we redirect this elsewhere? We generally cut tropeless lists of troper sex targets.

We could also start a wider discussion on the many Sexy And Has Job X pages, but many of them at least justify themselves in covering sexier-than-reality examples. In contrast, there's no reason for real lawyers to be unattractive. Actually, they really do wear make-up, dress in attractive business attire etc.

tdgoodrich1 R.I.P 2 My Youth from Atlanta Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Californicating
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#2: Apr 27th 2012 at 11:34:24 AM

In one word: Cutlist.

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lu127 Paper Master from 異界 Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
#3: Apr 27th 2012 at 11:44:28 AM

With 106 inbounds, do we have any redirect options?

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Routerie Since: Oct, 2011
#4: Apr 27th 2012 at 12:02:23 PM

We could redirect it to Hot Chick In A Badass Suit except, well, that page has most of the same problems, and some of its own.

We could just send it to an index like fanservice or The Beautiful Tropes, or even to The Courtroom Index.

Terrie Since: Apr, 2011
#5: Apr 27th 2012 at 12:29:58 PM

I'd say redirect to Fanservice.

My alignment is Chaotic Cute.
ccoa Ravenous Sophovore from the Sleeping Giant Since: Jan, 2001
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#6: Apr 30th 2012 at 10:07:17 AM

What about redirecting to Hello Nurse or Hot Scientist? Seems to be Hot Scientist but for Lawyers trope-wise, and Hello Nurse when it comes to other character's reactions.

Waiting on a TRS slot? Finishing off one of these cleaning efforts will usually open one up.
Routerie Since: Oct, 2011
#7: Apr 30th 2012 at 10:48:04 AM

The page right now doesn't appear to be about character reactions at all, which is why Hello X is a bad snowclone for it.

I guess we could send inbounds to Hot Scientist, since anyone looking for the page really just wants a list of hot women. But that page seems more legit that this one since it could equally well be called Unrealistically Hot Scientist or Inexplicably Hot Scientist - the description, if not the examples, focuses on how the trope breaks from reality.

Lionheart0 Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
#8: Apr 30th 2012 at 7:45:09 PM

[up][up]Thing about Hello Nurse is that it's about in-universe. The character in question doesn't have to be a nurse, just that other characters are constantly drooling over her (or his) beauty. It's not the best name, but nobody could come to a consensus for a good rename.

In regard to Hello Attorney, this, Hospital Hottie, and Hot Scientist all pretty much have the same issues. I'd say merge them into one general trope (Sexualized Professional?)

edited 30th Apr '12 7:47:36 PM by Lionheart0

Lionheart0 Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
#10: Apr 30th 2012 at 8:45:54 PM

[up]And Good-Looking Privates, and Right-Hand Hottie, and Sexy Secretary. Man there are a lot of these.

From what I'm understanding, Firemen Are Hot and Hot Librarian specifically play to/lampshade the archetypes behind it. All these others just seems like a page for people to gush about characters.

After thinking about, Hollywood Professional or something like that may work since in a lot of ways, the intention of these tropes are pretty similar to Hollywood Nerd.

edited 30th Apr '12 9:01:54 PM by Lionheart0

shimaspawn from Here and Now Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: In your bunk
#11: Apr 30th 2012 at 9:49:59 PM

Right-Hand Hottie and Sexy Secretary are archetypes. They're stock characters at this point and ones that are frequently lampshaded. That whole trope about a character having an affair with their secretary comes from them. There's even a song in How To Succeed In Business Without Even Trying called "A Secretary Is Not a Toy" about the trope.

I agree with your assessment of the rest of them though.

edited 30th Apr '12 9:53:22 PM by shimaspawn

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ccoa Ravenous Sophovore from the Sleeping Giant Since: Jan, 2001
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#12: May 31st 2012 at 9:36:51 AM

Clocking due to lack of activity.

Waiting on a TRS slot? Finishing off one of these cleaning efforts will usually open one up.
ccoa Ravenous Sophovore from the Sleeping Giant Since: Jan, 2001
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#13: Jun 4th 2012 at 10:02:13 AM

Locking up.

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