The Resilient One
438. And because of the prohibition, you raided all our fun speak-easies!
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
439.) Because Belgium's overdue for another invasion.
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440. Because your last war was all over the news and my favorite show was posponed for a special report!
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441. Because they keep trolling my websites.
442. They owe me for the pizza.
443. They're always beating us during wars.
444. I owe them money, and I don't want to have to give it to them.
445. Because their April Fools' Day prank was really mean this year.
446. Their king didn't laugh at my joke.
447. Apostrophe misuse.
448. For Grammer!
edited 5th May '12 4:40:32 PM by StephanReiken
The Resilient One
449. Their Queen's dress was a little racy, don't you think?
450. Because my pencils keep breaking, and they were made in your country. Clearly you're exporting the bad merchandise and keeping the good ones to yourselves.
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
451. I'm tired of seeing the "Made in [Country Name]" stickers everywhere.
452. They're jumping on the 3D movie bandwagon, and they don't work for me.
453. Their favourite sport is a rip off of mine.
454. Their queen cheats at Monopoly.
455. I didn't receive a birthday present from them last year.
456. They're an offensive attempt to mimic a real life culture.
457. This movie I really want to watch is already in their theatres.
458. They all speak English, which seems totally unrealistic given that it's not their normal language.
459. I can't get a signal on my phone, and I want to try over there.
460. I want to visit family that lives there without their king getting on my case.
The Resilient One
461. I accidentally pressed the nuke button, but I declare war to make it look like I was gutsy and did it on purpose.
462. Your pop stars all sound better than ours!
463. Because it's Monday.
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
464. Their poet laureate bragged about sleeping with our poet laureate's wife in a sonnet.
465. Our poet laureate's crew roughed up some of his in a nightclub parking lot.
466. Their poet laureate injured in drive-by shooting.
467. Our poet laureate bragged about recent shooting in an alexandrine.
edited 7th May '12 10:40:23 AM by Jhimmibhob
The Resilient One
468. Because their fanfic authors wrote steamy slash between folklore characters in our nation!
469. They're dog people, we're cat people. Things are bound to get ugly.
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
470. "Being made to launch land war on neighbor" is a standard hazing ritual for G-8 pledges.
471. Hoping to distract citizens from first lady's purchase of Krugerrand-plated pumps.
472. Tour company of Wicked called them "the best audience ever," a week after playing our capital.
edited 8th May '12 10:22:25 AM by Jhimmibhob
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474. They dunk their cookies in strawberry milk.
475. You ran out of milk before you ran out of cookies.
476. They opened their potato chip bag upside-down at a UN meeting.
Just floating around...
The Resilient One
477. And potato chips were banned at U.N. meetings, but they showed up with them anyway!
478. They were slurping a soda very loudly when you were trying to talk.
479. They pirated our media! This means war!
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
480. An insensitive prank call from their area code. (Thanks to generations of inbreeding, Grand Prince Albert is literally in a can.)
The Resilient One
481. The last movie they produced has a very Anvilicious Aesop that preached against our country.
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
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483. Their queen left the toilet seat up.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
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484. Someone shaved off a sleeping dwarf's beard and glued it to a sleeping elf.
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485. "Our launch codes" is the hot key on my cellphone right next to "secretary's intercom."
STARE.
486. Because the strap on my backpack broke.
487. Because it smells like tacos in here.
488. Because my wiener is too small, and it will make me feel better.
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The Resilient One
489. Because their flag as a symbol that's considered obscene in our culture.
490. Because they called our flag offensive.
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
491. Their king made fun of my hair in high school.
492. I need a coin with different sides to make a decision, and mine are just stamped with my face.
493. My country has a terrible standard meal.
494. I'm inland, and I want a view of the sea from my castle.
495. Their king is outdoing me as a tyrant, and I have a reputation to maintain.
496. I'm tired of having weird weather, and I want to see what theirs is like\\.
497. I want to learn their language.
498. I want to see if armies really are Colour-Coded for Your Convenience.
499. They have cooler wildlife.
500. I want to celebrate something at the beach, and as already established, I'm inland.
437. Even worse, the rum's all gone because you have a prohibition on alcohol!
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