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1000 Bad Reasons To Declare War:

 326 Olivetree, Fri, 4th May '12 2:59:06 PM from A silly little Island off the coast of an island Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
The City isn't Safe
437. Even worse, the rum's all gone because you have a prohibition on alcohol!
The King of all the birds flew higher than the Owl, gloating as he went.
 327 Misuki, Fri, 4th May '12 5:08:20 PM from The US of A!
Genre-Savvy Editor
438. And because of the prohibition, you raided all our fun speak-easies!
Troping and Editing since (roughly) 2010.
 328 Balmung, Fri, 4th May '12 7:08:14 PM from Omaha, Nebraska Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Sharp Dressed Troper
439.) Because Belgium's overdue for another invasion.
 329 Bisected 8, Fri, 4th May '12 7:20:05 PM from A sunny Welsh hill Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Post calamity OST
440. Because your last war was all over the news and my favorite show was posponed for a special report!
 330 Speedchesser, Sat, 5th May '12 2:21:11 PM from somewhere between denial and the color blue. Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
The most sinister gentleman.
441. Because they keep trolling my websites.
442. They owe me for the pizza.
443. They're always beating us during wars.
444. I owe them money, and I don't want to have to give it to them.
445. Because their April Fools' Day prank was really mean this year.
446. Their king didn't laugh at my joke.
447. Apostrophe misuse.
I play Xanatos Speed Chess. I usually lose in three moves.

TV Tropes is not a ninja academy.
 331 Stephan Reiken, Sat, 5th May '12 4:40:24 PM from Evermore Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
448. For Grammer!

edited 5th May '12 4:40:32 PM by StephanReiken

680. My axe doesn't go off accidentally when I'm cleaning it..
 332 Misuki, Sat, 5th May '12 5:18:03 PM from The US of A!
Genre-Savvy Editor
449. Their Queen's dress was a little racy, don't you think?

450. Because my pencils keep breaking, and they were made in your country. Clearly you're exporting the bad merchandise and keeping the good ones to yourselves.
Troping and Editing since (roughly) 2010.
 333 Speedchesser, Sun, 6th May '12 2:33:03 PM from somewhere between denial and the color blue. Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
The most sinister gentleman.
451. I'm tired of seeing the "Made in [Country Name]" stickers everywhere.
452. They're jumping on the 3D movie bandwagon, and they don't work for me.
453. Their favourite sport is a rip off of mine.
454. Their queen cheats at Monopoly.
455. I didn't receive a birthday present from them last year.
456. They're an offensive attempt to mimic a real life culture.
457. This movie I really want to watch is already in their theatres.
458. They all speak English, which seems totally unrealistic given that it's not their normal language.
459. I can't get a signal on my phone, and I want to try over there.
460. I want to visit family that lives there without their king getting on my case.
I play Xanatos Speed Chess. I usually lose in three moves.

TV Tropes is not a ninja academy.
 334 Misuki, Mon, 7th May '12 7:58:36 AM from The US of A!
Genre-Savvy Editor
461. I accidentally pressed the nuke button, but I declare war to make it look like I was gutsy and did it on purpose.

462. Your pop stars all sound better than ours!

463. Because it's Monday.
Troping and Editing since (roughly) 2010.
 335 Jhimmibhob, Mon, 7th May '12 10:39:52 AM from Arm's reach of the julep machine Relationship Status: My own grandpa
464. Their poet laureate bragged about sleeping with our poet laureate's wife in a sonnet.

465. Our poet laureate's crew roughed up some of his in a nightclub parking lot.

466. Their poet laureate injured in drive-by shooting.

467. Our poet laureate bragged about recent shooting in an alexandrine.

edited 7th May '12 10:40:23 AM by Jhimmibhob

"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
 336 Misuki, Mon, 7th May '12 12:57:15 PM from The US of A!
Genre-Savvy Editor
468. Because their fanfic authors wrote steamy slash between folklore characters in our nation!

469. They're dog people, we're cat people. Things are bound to get ugly.
Troping and Editing since (roughly) 2010.
 337 Jhimmibhob, Mon, 7th May '12 6:59:32 PM from Arm's reach of the julep machine Relationship Status: My own grandpa
470. "Being made to launch land war on neighbor" is a standard hazing ritual for G-8 pledges.

471. Hoping to distract citizens from first lady's purchase of Krugerrand-plated pumps.

"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
 338 Jhimmibhob, Tue, 8th May '12 10:22:10 AM from Arm's reach of the julep machine Relationship Status: My own grandpa
472. Tour company of Wicked called them "the best audience ever, " a week after playing our capital.

edited 8th May '12 10:22:25 AM by Jhimmibhob

"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
 339 Earl of Sandvich, Tue, 8th May '12 12:29:33 PM from the Palouse Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Wings of steel, deadly wheels
473. I'm an internet radio host and trolls from another country keep splicing my audio.
Status of possible Fallout RP idea: Writer's block...
 340 Diurnal Brocolli, Tue, 8th May '12 12:46:01 PM from Down on the Farm (HELP!) Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero
Rockin' and Cookin'!
474. They dunk their cookies in strawberry milk.

475. You ran out of milk before you ran out of cookies.

476. They opened their potato chip bag upside-down at a UN meeting.

"FRUIT BAT ROUNDUP, FRUIT BAT ROUNDUP! Let's finish our murderous cheer!" ~ King Kix

PM Box is open, if you wanna talk.
 341 Misuki, Tue, 8th May '12 2:25:38 PM from The US of A!
Genre-Savvy Editor
477. And potato chips were banned at U.N. meetings, but they showed up with them anyway!

478. They were slurping a soda very loudly when you were trying to talk.

479. They pirated our media! This means war!
Troping and Editing since (roughly) 2010.
 342 Jhimmibhob, Wed, 9th May '12 7:52:02 AM from Arm's reach of the julep machine Relationship Status: My own grandpa
480. An insensitive prank call from their area code. (Thanks to generations of inbreeding, Grand Prince Albert is literally in a can.)
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
 343 Misuki, Wed, 9th May '12 9:15:28 AM from The US of A!
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481. The last movie they produced has a very Anvilicious Aesop that preached against our country.
Troping and Editing since (roughly) 2010.
 344 Earl of Sandvich, Wed, 9th May '12 10:01:52 AM from the Palouse Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Wings of steel, deadly wheels
482. The European dogs refuse to pass the SOPA in their country like the one we just refused to pass.
Status of possible Fallout RP idea: Writer's block...
 345 Landorkus, Wed, 9th May '12 11:50:41 AM from Valm Relationship Status: Naked on a bearskin rug, playing the saxophone
How we die defines how we lived.
483. Their queen left the toilet seat up.
I am inexorable!
 346 Bisected 8, Wed, 9th May '12 12:13:25 PM from A sunny Welsh hill Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
 347 Jhimmibhob, Thu, 10th May '12 9:01:10 AM from Arm's reach of the julep machine Relationship Status: My own grandpa
485. "Our launch codes" is the hot key on my cellphone right next to "secretary's intercom."
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
 348 Awesome Creep, Thu, 10th May '12 9:04:51 AM from Cheyenne, WY, USA
STARE.
486. Because the strap on my backpack broke.

487. Because it smells like tacos in here.

488. Because my wiener is too small, and it will make me feel better.
^^ HA HA LOOK WHAT THIS IDIOT POSTED! ^^
 349 Misuki, Thu, 10th May '12 3:52:21 PM from The US of A!
Genre-Savvy Editor
489. Because their flag as a symbol that's considered obscene in our culture.

490. Because they called our flag offensive.
Troping and Editing since (roughly) 2010.
 350 Speedchesser, Thu, 10th May '12 9:27:33 PM from somewhere between denial and the color blue. Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
The most sinister gentleman.
491. Their king made fun of my hair in high school.
492. I need a coin with different sides to make a decision, and mine are just stamped with my face.
493. My country has a terrible standard meal.
494. I'm inland, and I want a view of the sea from my castle.
495. Their king is outdoing me as a tyrant, and I have a reputation to maintain.
496. I'm tired of having weird weather, and I want to see what theirs is like\. 497. I want to learn their language.
498. I want to see if armies really are Colour-Coded for Your Convenience.
499. They have cooler wildlife.
500. I want to celebrate something at the beach, and as already established, I'm inland.
I play Xanatos Speed Chess. I usually lose in three moves.

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