Hello. I'm just an ordinary person I guess. Most people here will probably pretend I don't exist, so if you are actually reading this, you have no life. So yeah...
I'm currently working on a novel. More information can be found
here
, although I'm a lazy dickbag, and probably won't get around to updating the website any time soon.
Favorite stuff:
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Film
Music
Television (Which I Don't Watch That Often)
Web Crap
Video Games
Other Crap That Didn't Belong Anywhere Else, Which Ultimately Resulted In Me Creating A Folder With A Ridiculously Long Title That Serves No Purpose Other Than To Piss Off The Reader (And Give Me Carpal Tunnel Syndrome)
- Creating things with long titles.
- Food.
- Specifically, pizza.
- And pie.
- And tacos.
- And ice cream.
- And sandwiches.
- And ice cream sandwiches.
- And pizza.
- And turkey
- And edible death. (Oh, it's real alright.)
- And salad
- And not American Cheese. (Which isn't really cheese, but that's not the point.)
- And chips.
- And *sighs* pizza. (Sorry for abusing the rule of three there. I'm normally above that. No, really!)
- And...you know what, don't judge me!
- Getting other people in trouble.
- Finding out how to get myself out of trouble (which is fun because it's sort of a challenge, y'know?).
- Creating pointless lists.
- Me.
- Telling random people I love them.
- You.
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- Leaving a bullet point blank to see if anyone will do something with it.
- Courier New. (I have orgasms every time I edit a page. Okay, that was just creepy, I apologize.)
- Making fun of people for using Comic Sans.
- Making fun of people who make fun of me for being emotionally attached to a font.
- Attempting to be funny and failing miserably at it.
- Attempting to be serious and having people laugh their asses off at me.
- Destroying crap.
- FIRE!
- Going to Hell.
- Creating my own sound effects at movie theaters.
- Creating shadow puppets at movie theaters.
- Trying to somehow get into a movie theater.
- Adding two spaces after a period instead of one, because that's just how I roll, bro!
- Sleeping.
- Breathing.
- Destroying the stalls in public restrooms using my powerful bowels.
- Going on TV Tropes when I should be doing something productive during my Visual Basic classf,.dfsk,ffsdfasds3 4nkijumanhy4e nwnw4e5yu8 whuluijwhyeruhy 52v89yqruweyo9hy q2vnhyuqwrhe qiouwe v
- Sorry about that, I just got beat with my keyboard.
Stuff I can't stand:
- People who throw knives at me.
- People who sit in their car in a parking lot, waiting for another person to back out. (Though it's funny if you're the person who's going to back out if you proceed to get out of your car and go back into the store.)
- Myself.
- Gravity. (What a bitch!)
- Apple Inc.
- People who can manage to act more insane than me.
- The Irate Gamer.
- Anything I've ever written.
- The expression about not being able to have cake and eat it too. Seriously, what else am I going to do? Wait for it to grow fur?
Tropes that apply to me:
Vandalism and shit goes here:
So, you're new? ~
Um Lovely
Wow, if I'm a loser for reading your page I must be a major loser for vandalizing it. ~
Morbid Child 182
