There's two things you gotta know about the Irish. I forget the first.
— Joey Ice Cream
Pay attention this time. I hate repeating myself.A short-lived 2007 NBC drama created by Paul Haggis that consists of 13 episodes. Six were actually aired on the network; the other seven were only released online (and subsequently DVD).The Black Donnellys follows four young Irish-American brothers in New York who get involved in organized crime, with varying degrees of intent. When Kevin can't pay off a gambling debt, his brother Jimmy helps him kidnap the Italian bookie in hopes that the ransom money will get them out of trouble. Instead, the boys' youngest brother Sean is attacked by the Italian mob in retaliation and lands in the hospital; in response, Jimmy kills the bookie. Trying to get his brothers out of trouble, Tommy kills the local heads of the Italian and Irish mobs and accidentally takes over the neighborhood.Then everything goes to hell.Canceled by NBC for poor ratings despite being one of the most downloaded new series on iTunes.Incidentally, the name is a Shout-Out to a notorious Canadian family who were participants in a violent community feud near Haggis' childhood home of London, Ontario; many of them met their end in a bloody home invasion massacre by their enemies.
The Alleged Car: Sean is the lucky recipient of one. Which then gets traded by his brothers for an Alleged Van. He's not very happy about it.
Asexuality: Kevin. When trying to help Jenny find her father, one of his elderly gambling friends gives odds that Jenny isn't Kevin's girlfriend because "[he's] never seen a more asexual kid in [his] life."
Kevin: Tommy. Me and Jimmy went downtown with goodness in our hearts to work out a deal. But Louie starts threatening me, I mean what was I supposed to do?
Tommy: Kevin, everybody knows who did this. You kidnap somebody, they're not supposed to know who you are.
Kevin: Tommy, you think we're stupid? We wore masks!
Tommy: You went down there with goodness in your hearts but you wore masks?
Born Lucky: Subverted. Kevin thinks he fits this trope. It does not occur to him that he's actually just a gambling addict who's never won a bet in his life.
Break the Haughty / Jerkass Woobie: Happens to Jimmy when Dokey humiliates him by convincing him to shave his head and doing...something that involves motor oil and a lack of clothes. He turns this into an Important Haircut, though, sort of.
Broken Pedestal: Tommy discovers that his mother sent the boys' father to the meeting that ended in his death.
Butt Monkey: Joey, arguably—the brothers get him to do all sorts of favors and menial tasks without showing much gratitude.
Kevin:(as a huge dog chases Joey, whom they used as bait) I thought Joey could run faster than that.
Similarly, Four Philosophy Ensemble: Jimmy (The Cynic), Tommy (The Realist), Kevin (The Apathetic) and Sean (The Optimist).
Framing Device: Joey Ice Cream narrates the entire story from prison. To anyone who will listen. Sometimes this is cops or lawyers who are asking for the story in order to find evidence or facts. Sometimes it's the guard sitting outside Joey's cell who just wants him to shut up.
Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places: Jenny would like to be Single Woman Seeks Good Man. Unfortunately, her husband is a deadbeat drug dealer who gets murdered before the series starts; Samson turns out to be a blackmailing stalker; and Tommy, her childhood sweetheart, is well on his way to becoming the head of organized crime in the area.
Love Dodecahedron: Tommy loves Jenny. Jenny loves Tommy. They are totally meant to be. Except that if there was no Jenny, Mary Anne would have been the one for Tommy, but instead she married a gambling addict. And Tommy's kind of carrying a thing for Kate Farrel, but that's complicated because he killed her husband Huey. Meanwhile, Jenny's gotten married; her husband's dead, but she doesn't find out about that until after she's hooked up with Samson, who subsequently turns out to be a majorly creepy Stalker with a Crush. Also, it turns out that Jimmy is also carrying a torch for Jenny, but he's dating Joanie, who sometimes hooks up with Whitey for drugs. (Joey also claims he and Jenny were kind of an item, but it's Joey so we probably shouldn't take that seriously.)
In possibly the harshest example, when the brothers don't tell her the real reason behind Sean's beating, she comes to the conclusion that his girlfriend Kim was responsible and accordingly chases Kim off harshly. When Kim refuses to return Sean's calls later on, he assumes that it's because she was turned off by watching him get his ass kicked, and Helen is content to let him think this - until Kevin informs him what really happened.
Momma's Boy: All the Donnelly brothers, to various degrees. Sean gets it the worst, being the youngest.
Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Tommy kills Sal and Huey after realizing that Huey is planning to cut a deal with the Italian mob — Jimmy's life in exchange for letting Louie' death go. Rather than solving any problems, this sets off a chain reaction of events leading to Tommy giving up virtually everything that ever mattered to him in order to protect his brothers' lives.
Off The Wagon: Tommy gets Jimmy arrested and sent to jail in order to get him into rehab. Kevin goes behind Tommy's back and bails Jimmy out. Jimmy immediately thanks Kevin and goes to find his dealer.
Retro Universe: Nobody can agree when this show is set. Technology points to 2007-ish, but the Hell's Kitchen neighborhood the show presents is more faithful to the area in the 1990s. Joey Ice Cream's inability to get any dates right doesn't make it any easier.
Timeshifted Actor: The flashbacks to the brothers as kids; sometimes includes young Jenny and/or Joey as well.
Though they could have chosen actors who looked more like the adult versions, particularly in the cases of Kevin and Jimmy.
Tragic Dropout: Tommy was studying to be a painter, but his brothers Jimmy and Kevin get into serious trouble with the local mob bosses. He gets them off the hook, but it costs him his scholarship. He tries to find another way to pursue his education, but his brothers get into more trouble. Tommy knows that without his guidance his brothers will be killed, so he gives up his dreams and becomes a criminal himself.
Unreliable Narrator: And how. The narrator, Joey Ice Cream, is a friend of the brothers, telling the story from prison at some point in the future. He injects himself into scenes he couldn't possibly have been at, contradicts himself, gets called out on lies, and tries to gloss over details.