Tropers / Speedchesser

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Hi. I'm Speedchesser, a slightly odd writer and very odd person. I usually can be found in the forums, especially in the Forum Games or Role Playing sections.

I'm a male feminist, opposed to all forms of discrimination. I enjoy baking, though not so much cooking, and I especially like to make cookies. I play D&D, though almost all the time I've been DM. I love puns immensely, and will make them as often as possible.

All of my avatars are made by myself, with the exception of my Housepets! and Werewolf avatars, and I'm self-taught, so yeah, sorry if they make your eyes hurt.

I like Dramedy, literature, well-done villains, haiku and limericks, and art. I read way too many webcomics, but most of my online time is spent on this site. Also, if it's really popular, the odds are good that I haven't seen/read it. There are a few other things about me, but those are the basic details.

You can usually find me in Werewolf/Mafia: Electric Boogaloo, where I take the distinctive role.

    Tropes that apply to me 
  • Berserk Button
    • People calling other people "immature" as a way to quickly win an argument.
    • Homophobic, sexist, racist, etc. insults. Just... ugh.
  • Deadpan Snarker
  • Dude Looks Like a Lady: People have frozen up trying to decipher my gender. Enough said.
  • Insane Troll Logic: I have a habit of turning otherwise sensible arguments into nonsense discussions by using this.
  • Never Heard That One Before: Suffice to say that my real name has a joke attached to it, which I end up hearing every single time I introduce myself to someone. This is usually my response.
  • Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant: I'm the kind of DM where people will refuse to enter a room just because of how I describe it.
  • Old Shame
    • My early time on this site was back in 2012. A lot of it, including my first RPs, I'm happy to forget.
    • My old writing projects. It's gotten to the point where I actually can't read through some of them.
  • Pet-Peeve Trope: Blind Without 'Em is one of mine, because that can be horribly unrealistic, especially when it applies to everyone who wears glasses in a series.
  • Purely Aesthetic Glasses: Well, not purely, but they serve almost no function.

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