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'f courshe its not sexeeeeh

theres a disturbing lack of JAMES MAY in it

...Clem?

The hell?

"Your name is Kyosuke Kamijou, you'll carry a violin, beat the crap out of everyone with it and compose music for me."

"You'll die, and you die a lot, and you must prepare to die, over and over again, but you'll live because you're unstoppable."

edited 28th Feb '17 4:35:08 AM by Mhazard

THAT FLESHIE IS QUITE SKILLED AT THAT GAME.

But it died! It's sad...

Much luck to you. If you survive, I may write a manga about it.

Hah, what absurd advice. The smartest ones are those who seek power, and the true fools are the ones who let it slip through their fingers.

Vat good are your pazetic "elements"? I am looking for riches, mon amie.

"Indeed? Then I look forward to our next meeting."

Grenades. Pfft; load of ordures. I prefer more subtle methods of, how you say, the breaking and the entering. Like lockpicks! Or, failing that, crowbars! ...Tais-toi! They can be subtle when used properly!

I like to imagine I steal the hearts of my coworkers.

It's okay that I don't.

I feel for you. I wanted to be a police officer, but ended up as a meter maid because they said that I'm just a bunny. But after my adventures with a certain fox, I learned how to settle our differences, so they promoted me. They even let him join the ZPD as well! So my advice for you is to keep working hard and dreaming big, because at Zootopia, anyone can be anything.

Indeed! I like to make a certain kind of change, if you know what I mean...

So, when will be the next time we meet?

And I'm Mr. B. Bobbert B...

I think the last B is Business, but I'm not too sure.

edited 28th Feb '17 7:29:13 PM by BaconZorp

Have you considered, uh... 'borrowing' some of your boss' personal wealth? You would be surprised how easy it can be. Many executives, they do not expect it, oui oui.

But you must hurt people when it is necessary to avoid capture, non?

Probably not.

edited 28th Feb '17 8:40:57 PM by DrNoPuma

chomp

Sssso...now have we?

Nope! Get away from me and get your damn stalker photos out of my phone.

.*punches in face and runs off*

edited 3rd Mar '17 4:21:10 PM by Wixelt

Crane yer neck and yer'll see the- what the hell?! What sorta tranquilisers 'ave you been shootin' yerself up with? Get that crap outta here, ya filthy animal!

I should know about changing names, I was once called Leo in my days as a priest. It helps to forget the past, and distance yourself from your emotions... not that it's a good idea anyways.

Boo hoo. I am a pirate who realized that his morals still existed. Allow me to moan and gripe about my current situation, while an all powerful, superior, intelligent, masterful, perfect being continues to exist, underground.

Allow me to cheer you up, for a few years. Then, I will sweep the rug under your feet. Not that you have a choice. Or consent. Sleep well.

Oh, man. It's a killer AI. This is terrifying, but it's also sweeeeeeeeeeeet.

Turns out trying to connect our sentient defense system to that of our mortal enemies might have been a mistake. Who knew?

How appropriate. That's the Aesop of their game.

edited 4th Mar '17 10:18:32 AM by TheGreatUnknown

Do not get used to the present, it will never remain. Accept the emotions you feel, and move on; sorrow is not always bad, but being stuck in the past helps nobody.