Real Life achievements

Based on old thread that died and was baleeted in the purge. Basically we come up with video game achievements, only for real life.

Hello World! - Be born

Now You Can Start Living - Finish college

Beat Konductah - Make an album

Next big thing - Make an album that reaches the Billboard top 200

Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets

Turn In Your V Card - self explanatory.

edited 31st Oct '11 3:41:52 PM by Erock

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.

• Ping timeout - Die
• One of Them - Go to a convention
• Age of Reason - Get 42-years-old.

Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!

• U Wrappin Good: Finished your Christmas shopping.
• A Day at the Cafe: Met friends for coffee.
• Let's Hear it for the Goy: Took the first step toward converting to Judaism.
• Super Malleable 64: Learned how to use clay.
• Wretched Hive of Trolls and Villainy: Posted a You Tube comment.

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(Maybe this ought to be moved over the Forum Games? But anyway...)

• Today the Classroom, Tomorrow the World - Win a student council/government presidential election.
• Won't You Join Me? - Start a school club.
• It's Sporkin' Time! - Complete a MST-style recap of five different books/films/TV shows.

I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!

• And now you are a man. Punch an apex predator in the head and survive.

Please.

I Am Not a Crook - be imprisoned for a crime you didn't commit

Watch This - be hospitalized after doing an insane stunt

The Rebound - sleep with someone less than 48 hours after they have broken up with their significant other

Look Ma! I'm On TV! - as either the police officer or the criminal, participate in a live televised car chase

Does punching myself in the head count? After all, humans are as on top of the food chain as it gets...

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.

The individual - Dress like everyone else but still manage to produce an extraordinarily large ego anyway.

Be your own genie - Set yourself on fire.

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku

• ...And I Liked It - Receive your Sacred First Kiss.
• It's George Romero's Fault - Make a game with zombies in it.

I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!

Dont Stop Me Now! - Learn how to drive.

Dutch Lesbian

I'm On A Boat! - ...
Guitar Hero - Learn to play the guitar (Warning: achievement does not apply to the opening chords of "Smoke On The Water".)

edited 1st Nov '11 6:01:37 AM by Pyrite

Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.

Real World Postponed: Go to grad school.

Obligatory self promotion: http://unemployedacademic.tumblr.com/

Skills To Pay The Bills - find a job.
...And That Monkey Suit Too! - quit a job after less than two weeks.

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis

...To Blathe - Find True Love

The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.

The blues - Experience depression.

Imma Let You Finish...: Be interrupted in the middle of a big speech. <OR> Interrupt someone in the middle of a big speech.

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• THAT! MAKES! SENSE! - Win an argument after your opponent attempts a Chewbacca Defense.
• Often Imitated - Start an Internet meme that spreads beyond its website of origin.
• For the Hoard! - Acquire 1000 of any type of item (books, coins, music CDs, etc.)

edited 1st Nov '11 7:39:54 PM by WillyFourEyes

I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!

I'm Good With Both Hands - Train yourself into beoming ambidextrous

Night Moves - Stay awake for one overnight period

The Call No Longer Knows Where You Live - Remove your house's phone line

It's Just Like My Grand Theft Autos! - Join a local street gang

Sign Your Life Away - Sign a contract without reading any of the paperwork

The Long Road to Stardom - Be an extra in a movie or television show

• Damn You, Anal Correct!: Master the ways to get around your phone's autocorrect.
• Alexey Pajitnov Would Be Proud: Organize your shelf in a way that makes everything fit perfectly.
• You Write the Songs: Write a song. Not just any song, though, a hit single.
• Where Everybody Knows You're Lame: Make a fool of yourself in a local bar.

edited 4th Nov '11 9:27:16 AM by 0dd1

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Bumping a fun topic. I've got some Nintendo Hard ones...

Omnicidal Maniac Exterminate the human race. Yes, that includes yourself.

One Small Step Be the first human being to set foot on a planetary body other than Earth.

Look Upon My Works, Ye Mighty, And Despair Conquer the world.

Take That, Einstein! Disprove the Theory of Relativity.

You Are Not Alone Talk someone out of commiting suicide.

Back In My Century Live to see the 22nd Century.

I Will Perfect My Own Race of People As a genetic engineer, create a race of creatures that overthrows the human race.

Those Stars, So Very Far Away Travel to another solar system.

Paradox Shmaradox Travel back in time and kill your own grandfather.

edited 17th Jun '12 11:38:27 PM by Talby

I managed to accomplish one of them. Guess what? xDD

You exterminated the human race? We are only robots programmed to think that we are human, as I always suspected? You monster.

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.

Let's just say my grandfather doesn't exist anymore. And I do. Yes, I did it.