same old me
El Drake...because that alone sounds like a cool superhero name. Then again, wouldn't that translate to The Drake? Whoop, forgot to include a power. Uhhh, Dinosaur shape shifting? That sounds appropriate.
edited 12th Oct '11 5:59:11 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
You would most certainly wear a cloak. And go flying around enigmatically.
We can dance to the radio station That plays in our teeth
You will be able to link your mind to electronic networks and will not have to sleep.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Legs of Justice
Your rogues gallery would be composed of monsters, for The Troper Who Fights Monsters. You would also have Super-Trolling powers.
edited 12th Oct '11 6:15:28 AM by darkclaw
I totally hate my avatar. Just saying.
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
With a handle like that, you'd just HAVE to be an Antihero, at absolute best. Possibly a Batman-esque one; using the darkness (perhaps even manipulating it?) and your foe's paranoia to your advantage.
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
They'd be bound to do a Face–Heel Turn at some point.
Just the username itself.
Also, POWER would be being suggestive. Not total mind control, but 'subtle influences', almost like really good persuasions.
cannot into space
Obviously Music based powers.
Might communicate everything through song, but that one is indefinite.
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
What's eatin' you, chief?
...He'd be able to control the essence of taco-ness; all tacos would bow to him.
War is God.
same old me
You'd be able to give a reverse Hannibal Lecture to villains, resulting in reformation without violence!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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They'd be an Anti-Hero and fight for what's right while still being cool. Also Grimdarkness would envelope them.
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
cannot into space
He would attack people, and they would become so confused, they would attack each other.
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Detective Extroadinaire
Name? Captain literature. Power? Able to pluck things out of works of fiction, as well as jump into their universes.
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Power?
edited 13th Oct '11 10:13:36 AM by Aniventerie
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
intellectual rapist
teh naem will be Long Speech Bubbles
This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?
Knouge forever!!
You would be a Flying Brick.
I am completely, utterly, and thoroughly done with Sola Sonica and 2D
You would be the SSS, short for SUPAH SONIC SHIPPAH! You would run around in a Rouge the Bat cosplay with a heart sticker stamped on it's chest and every couple you shipped would become canon inmediately.
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
He would be known as Pancake Power known throughout the world.
You would be known as the Black Tatty and have the power to speak from THE VOID. Natch.
Am I a good man or a bad man?
Hohoende, kudasai!
He'd take over TV Tropes, of course.
Everything is a lie.
First Loyalty: Yourself
Some sort of battle android, probably (NOT a Do-Anything Robot, though). Maybe the appearance is based on the creator's dead child; probably had a surprising revelation about your origin at some point
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.
The True Shane
He/she would have sound-based powers and be known as... Rocker Sound.
(This post will probably reveal the truth.)
Hohoende, kudasai!
The reign of sadness and suffering begins. The world will probably be destroyed.
Everything is a lie.
Am I a weirdo?
His super-hero name will be Smiles. He'd have super-speed, and the ability to cause disorienting cheer in his enemies.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Type I/II anti-hero named Hu-Man. Saves the day by confusing his enemies with wordplay or dumb luck.
The above troper would be the enigmatic and unseen superhero known only as... "The White Noise."