Whamise this line. A Game.

A man seeking a mystical clock finds that it has been in the same location for the last [large amount] years.

Sorry, but you're not allowed to fold.

edited 28th Aug '14 4:11:25 PM by Inceptiond

A woman is telling her boyfriend he can't fold his own laundry now that they're living together. This makes him realize that she's not actually his girlfriend, as he knows she wouldn't react that way.

Where are you going with that?

So, the husband and wife team have just defeated the Corrupt Corporate Executive and are now about to deactivate the pocket sized nuclear bomb about to threaten the whole city. Just when the Wife has punched in the buttons, she finds that the bomb has left it's spot and is now in her husband's departing hands.

We are in legion Mrs. O'Neil..

edited 30th Aug '14 8:18:02 PM by 1upmushroom

Mrs. O'Neil is an ordinary citizen who has just found out about The Conspiracy that enforces a Hive Mind throughout the lower-class population. This is the inciting incident in the plot, as now everybody knows, and the story proceeds to focus on the heroes trying to break into their own identities and the Villainous Breakdown of those in power.

"...thanks for that... Now that I'm dying, there's no way my plan can fail..."

edited 6th Sep '14 7:40:00 AM by BaffleBlend

The main characters kill a very powerful demon after a long quest — only to learn that the demon's plan was little more than the extinction of demons so that no more suffering could be caused by their hands. He has killed all the other demons before the heroes arrived.

'I'd like bacon, eggs... Oh, and some cantaloupe!

edited 6th Sep '14 8:03:10 AM by Aquatica1000

A zombie has been truly reanimated and now that it is alive again, it is looking for something other than brains to eat.

It wasn't so much the mess that bothered her, it was that the sink had been full of the same dirty dishes for two weeks

She's searching the house of the resident Big Eater, who often leaves discarded food packaging lying around, but only has one set of dishes (which are cleaned so they're always ready for a meal).

The ale was a stoat.

It is revealed that a brewery is making alcohol using mustelids.

Your paycheck comes on Wednesday.

The Big Bad says this to The Lancer, mere seconds after said lancer has stabbed The Hero in the chest, revealing himself as The Mole.

I love the truth! You can deceive a lot more people with it than you can with a lie!

edited 8th Sep '14 7:31:12 AM by HandsomeRob

The Token Evil Teammate smirked and said it (just to the audience, naturally) after the Living Lie Detector gave them the all clear.

Je ne parle pas Francais.

Said the leader of the USA to the aliens who landed in New Orleans. As it turns out, The last time these particular Aliens had observed the Earth, French was still the language of diplomacy.

Why was there a sandworm in Arizona?

edited 9th Sep '14 1:46:25 PM by Lyredragon1

Sandworms are an extremely common sight in this post-post-apocalyptic world, especially in the Southwest. The fact that the character who says this finds sandworms an unusual sight there, indicates that he is from the distant past.

Sorry, mate. Gotta do the job.

A Bounty Hunter joins the hero's team in their fight against the Big Bad. Near the end of their journey, he shoots The Hero in the back, revealing he was The Mole and says the line.

Don't worry, you have plenty of time.

A would-be Heroic Sacrifice says this on discovering that the bomb was never activated.

I'm not Jewish, what are you doing?

The police thinks they found out the culprit... They were wrong.

Stop making a Power Rangers reference !

"Well, what else am I supposed to say to the giant monster that was tiny two seconds ago!"

This is yours.

'This' refers to the Big Bad 's weapon. The Big Bad has (apparently?) just died, and his weapon is supposed to go to his next of kin. The person who's being addressed is the heroic main character, who doesn't realize that he's the son of the Big Bad . Quoth Luke: No, that's impossible!

"He said he was going to go fly a kite."

edited 25th Sep '14 9:41:07 AM by PointMaid

"Wait...flying a kite? What in the world is he talking about? We are living in underground!"

"I don't think that's your name."

The first of several subtle ques that a character's memory has been tampered with.

I have what you want, but not what you need.

Alice actually had the powerful Story-Breaker Power all along, but she left it hidden to push his teammate, Bob, Beyond his limits, to make it stronger in case a Bigger Bad shows up.

Yes, she knew everything about me. Everything, except my favourite color.

edited 12th Oct '14 1:26:08 PM by Alexandri098

The police were investigating the mysterious murder of a girl who was found covered in purple paint. They spoke to the boyfriend, whose house she was helping to paint...that line revealed a motive, thus revealing him as the killer.

"It was only a feather."

edited 12th Oct '14 11:51:23 AM by Sibuna

After years of seatching for the great treasure, Bob is in awe at the relevation of what the treasure is.

There was only one pill left, one pill and 2 glasses of water.

edited 12th Oct '14 12:49:07 PM by Alexandri098

The antidote for a lethal poison must be diluted in water first before it can be administered, but there are two glasses and two people who need it.

God Is Evil? God Is Good? That kind of thing is meaningless. They were in our way, so we destroyed them. It's as simple as that.

edited 12th Oct '14 1:00:58 PM by HandsomeRob

Bob has a A God Am I complex, and wants everyone to call him god. He wants to dominate the whole world, and fight God himself for the throne. After Alice asks Bob what did he do with the revolutionaries, and asks him how he can call himself God when he is so evil, Bob responds with the line above.

Kill him? Don't tell me they think this is what happened! I am not that forgiving! For all the things he has done, a simple death wouldn't be enough.

edited 12th Oct '14 1:25:41 PM by Alexandri098

Suddenly, what appears to be a psychotic supervillain's murder attempt seems justified, and the superhero he tried to kill no longer appears to be entirely innocent.

Hey! Which sick jerk thought it was a good idea to steal my sandwich?!?