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edited 16th Feb '15 12:47:26 PM by dRoy
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- Find a port town that's hounded by evil pirates, corrupt government troops/leaders, local bandits, or the like:
- Beat the shit out of the bad guys hard enough that they won't dare come back.
- Convince the locals to hold a rowdy party to celebrate their newfound freedom, during which the girls work off mounting "stress" by screwing the hell out of the local hunks (off-screen, of course) so hard that they — the hunks, not the girls — will walk bowlegged for the next few days, and maybe a bit fearful of how... assertive a woman can be. (Nymphomaniacs, the whole lot of them! XD)
- Kindly decline all of the treasures and gifts that the locals try to give them... only to steal all of those (and just those) when they're not looking, preferably such that they only realize what had happened after the crew is too far to pursue. Bonus points for managing to acquire even more wealth either by finding unclaimed/lost treasures in some hiding place, or through technically illegal but morally okay methods, e.g. charming the local Jerkass Handsome Lech out of the greater portion of his unearned fortune as well, while leaving him with empty promises of womanly company, or confiscating the aforementioned bad guys' ill-acquired, no-original-owner-identifiable gains.
- Failing that, find a Government installation/stronghold that's not too strong to take on:
- Wreck havoc upon the poor saps by kicking asses, taking names, and burning down every edifice they can reach.
- Raid the local Government arsenal and treasury for new weapons and shiny goodies.
- Detain any present General Ripper, Obstructive Bureaucrat, and other unwholesome sorts who are unambiguously and unrepentantly responsible for a lot of the crap that most of the world is going through, and humiliate them... preferably by challenging the commonly espoused-in-universe Government belief that women pirates are "worthless whores" whom the Government's troops should "re-educate via manly physical disciplining" note in general, and more specifically their captives' ability to live up to those expectations, literally screwing them to near-impotence, and then laughing at them for being "unable to 'handle' a few 'worthless whores'" like them.
edited 6th Mar '13 3:06:02 PM by MarqFJA
edited 6th Mar '13 7:42:09 PM by fishsicles
edited 7th Mar '13 2:04:31 AM by peasant
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edited 8th Mar '13 4:58:52 AM by MorwenEdhelwen